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Fired, Then I Won the Super Bowl FULL EP
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00:00:40Oh, my fucking leg!
00:00:51Just wait, okay? It's gonna heal, all right?
00:00:55Look, I swear, I can still walk him, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim. We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not doing that. Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could have gone pro. Maybe even all the star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna have right off with this.
00:01:23I swear. Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Fuck. Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42When do we know no plays we're gonna run?
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53Bye, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06We'll come right up here, right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys.
00:02:12Bring it in.
00:02:12Come on. Bring it in.
00:02:13Come on. Bring it in.
00:02:14One, two, three.
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:25Come on!
00:02:26Come on!
00:02:27Come on!
00:02:28Come on!
00:02:29Come on!
00:02:31Come on!
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00:02:33Come on!
00:02:34Yeah!
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00:02:3442-15.
00:02:35The Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:41Nice!
00:02:46we just got beat by an assistant coach
00:02:49yes
00:02:52his plays are brilliant
00:02:53i need him on my team
00:03:00boss
00:03:00nice work out there today
00:03:03i've decided to give you a raise
00:03:06thank you sir
00:03:09two grand a month
00:03:11if i can finally
00:03:12pay my bills
00:03:14i gotta tell my wife
00:03:21man
00:03:23i've got great news
00:03:33wait this is west's jacket
00:03:36and his whistle
00:03:45what the hell are you doing
00:03:49what the hell are you doing
00:04:01west you bastard
00:04:03i win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife
00:04:06west are you okay
00:04:08ted what's wrong with you
00:04:10what i'm working my ass off and you're here cheating doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're
00:04:19asking me what's wrong
00:04:20you think that i cheated for fun
00:04:24it's because you're a loser
00:04:2532 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills my friends all live in mansions and drive fancy
00:04:31cars and i'm stuck with a loser like you
00:04:33i got a raise
00:04:35i got a raise
00:04:36i came here to tell you this we don't have to worry about the bills anymore
00:04:39a raise
00:04:41you're an assistant coach what could you possibly make three grand
00:04:44two actually
00:04:49tell me ted when am i supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary
00:04:54emma i i was gonna make it happen
00:04:56we're never gonna make it happen
00:04:59you're fired
00:05:00what
00:05:02no i you you can't do this i i won the game for you today if it wasn't for me
00:05:07that the team wouldn't even be here
00:05:10i'm the head coach a busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me
00:05:18what's right your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts thinking you could give me a rich life
00:05:25keep dreaming
00:05:31divorce agreement
00:05:34you you already had this ready
00:05:35well now that you caught us what's the point in hiding it it's signed
00:05:39come on babe let's go
00:05:48who's calling this trash don't tell me it's some telemarketer all you should be worried about is unemployment insurance
00:06:03fuck off
00:06:1125 000 passing yards front runner for the heisman are you really going to end your career as an assistant
00:06:16coach
00:06:16is that what you want your legacy to be who is this
00:06:20mr vincent this is grace taylor owner of the knights i'd like to offer you the position of head coach
00:06:27annual salary is a million dollars how's that
00:06:36you're not screwing with me are you mr vincent i'm dead serious as long as you're willing to join us
00:06:42and
00:06:42give us your loyalty salary is not a problem
00:06:44yes yes i'll take the position
00:06:47yes yes i'll take the position
00:06:48besides the eagles they they just fired me
00:06:51that's the dumbest thing they've ever done
00:06:53don't worry mr vincent
00:06:55my team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve
00:06:59thanks so much
00:07:00great
00:07:01looking forward to it
00:07:03yes
00:07:05ted vincent is joining us as head coach
00:07:07and i am adding him to our player roster twisting kids wait wait wait why are you registering him
00:07:15as a player isn't he supposed to be our new head coach plus esta viejo okay do you remember about
00:07:2110 years ago there was a college quarterback he was phenomenal all-american his name was ted
00:07:27of course he broke his leg during the championship if that hadn't happened he would have been a superstar right
00:07:33now
00:07:35ya va marica
00:07:36you're saying he's that ted
00:07:38si marica
00:07:39i've already had him checked out thoroughly
00:07:42with him on our side
00:07:43we're definitely winning the championship
00:07:50whoo
00:07:54hey buddy
00:07:54you know what nfl stands for
00:07:56not for long
00:07:57that's how long you'll be coaching
00:07:59three close games in a row
00:08:01really
00:08:02this is the worst team in the division
00:08:04there's no reason for it to be this close
00:08:07whoo
00:08:07don't fuck your cousin
00:08:08you fucking poor fuck
00:08:12what the hell happened
00:08:13you lost to a third-rate team
00:08:16you were winning so easy before
00:08:17they must have studied our plays
00:08:21every route was locked out
00:08:23we won't lose again
00:08:25when ted was here
00:08:26he always changed our plays on the fly
00:08:28we never struggled like this
00:08:30if you were here today we wouldn't have lost
00:08:32shut the fuck up james
00:08:34ted
00:08:36you mean that assistant that led us to victory last time
00:08:42boss the guy's a total loser
00:08:43okay
00:08:44every play he ran
00:08:45he got from me
00:08:47the only reason he won last game
00:08:49is because i gave him the plan in advance
00:08:51so that's how he pulled it off
00:08:52damn
00:08:53acting like all them players were his ideas
00:08:55wow
00:08:56exactly
00:08:56exactly
00:08:59that's why i fired him
00:09:01well if he's that useless
00:09:03good riddance
00:09:05did you listen to me west
00:09:09if you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again
00:09:11i will fucking destroy you
00:09:13you understand me
00:09:14yes sir
00:09:15don't
00:09:16fuck with me
00:09:17yes sir
00:09:19damn it
00:09:20the only reason we ever won was because we followed ted's game plan
00:09:23i never should have fired him in the heat of the moment
00:09:32this
00:09:35this is ted's playbook
00:09:41we're saved
00:09:46hey hey
00:09:48why aren't you running the plays i called
00:09:49look it's
00:09:51three
00:09:51to fifteen at half
00:09:53okay
00:09:53you scored three points
00:09:55you're a washed up assistant
00:09:57dumped by his wife
00:09:59what gives you the right to even coach us
00:10:02hey
00:10:02me
00:10:07scott
00:10:08if you want to win this game
00:10:10you will run my plays
00:10:12period
00:10:13your plays are trash
00:10:16edmund
00:10:17you're benched
00:10:19next man up
00:10:20wait what
00:10:21seriously
00:10:22you're benching me
00:10:25hey
00:10:25look
00:10:25you may be the best player on our team
00:10:27but i don't need a player who can't follow orders
00:10:30you
00:10:31are done here
00:10:32your plays are horseshit
00:10:34okay
00:10:35no one can make a perfect 40 yard throw like that
00:10:37it's impossible
00:10:38you're not fit to be the head coach
00:10:40or an assistant coach
00:10:53whoo
00:10:54is that hard
00:10:56is that hard
00:11:12whoo
00:11:13holy shit
00:11:14holy shit
00:11:18that last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it
00:11:21come on nobody's that good who the hell is this guy
00:11:24guys i got a whole book of plays okay
00:11:26and look i know a bunch of you guys don't trust me but i promise you
00:11:30if you follow my plays we will win this game
00:11:34i mean we're already getting our asses kicked might as well try it no way we're coming back
00:11:39and if we lose we'll show you not fit to be our coach
00:11:49touchdown
00:11:49yeah
00:11:51that fast
00:11:52wait
00:11:53is this playbook actually working
00:12:02moving back to the bench the whole time
00:12:05and that's the game
00:12:07knights take the win
00:12:08let's go
00:12:11we won't win like this we never even dreamed of
00:12:14following this plays we actually crushed it
00:12:16who is this guy anywhere
00:12:17you keep these fucking boys
00:12:20yeah
00:12:20yeah
00:12:35welcome to the team coach
00:12:42go knights
00:12:43go knights
00:12:48go
00:12:49the knights have done the impossible
00:12:51rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four
00:12:54under head coach ted vincent
00:12:56meanwhile the eagles once a top contender for the championship
00:12:59have suffered four straight losses
00:13:02losers go home you're as damned as straight
00:13:04get out
00:13:06get it
00:13:08you can't even win against the worst teams in the league
00:13:16and you
00:13:17your plays get worse every damn game
00:13:19how are we supposed to win a title like that
00:13:21why is it that the moment i stopped using ted's plays
00:13:24nothing works anymore
00:13:26boss
00:13:27we just got careless the last few games
00:13:29don't worry
00:13:31we're gonna crush them next game
00:13:32oh
00:13:33right
00:13:33next game the semi-finals gets the knights
00:13:37you lose that
00:13:39every fucking one of you are fired
00:13:41so we only have a number of game coach ted
00:13:45wait a second isn't that our former assistant coach
00:13:51how the hell did he get to be head coach of the knights
00:13:55then ice used to be the bottom of the league
00:13:57now they're on a winning streak made it all the way to the semi-finals
00:14:00looks like ted's the reason
00:14:02when he was around we never struggled this much to win
00:14:04for someone that fumbles as much as you james
00:14:07you have a pretty tight grip on ted's dick
00:14:09those wins had nothing to do with him
00:14:11he got a few tricks from me
00:14:13now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach
00:14:16please
00:14:17beating him will be easy
00:14:20if you can't even win
00:14:22against that loser
00:14:24every swinging dick here
00:14:26can pack their bags
00:14:32coach maybe we should bring ted back
00:14:34with him around
00:14:35we might actually win the championship
00:14:38is that what you all want?
00:14:41yeah
00:14:42you all want ted back?
00:14:43yeah you want one fucking big orgy with fucking ted
00:14:49okay
00:14:50since you want your boyfriend back
00:14:52guess i can't risk him leaking my playbook
00:14:56fine
00:14:57i'll bring him back
00:15:03mr vincent you're about to face the eagles
00:15:05do you really think the knights can win?
00:15:10no i uh
00:15:12believe in my team
00:15:14as long as you stick to my game clan
00:15:15the eagles do not stand a chance
00:15:18but from what i've heard
00:15:20you're just a fired assistant coach
00:15:22what makes you so confident?
00:15:25confident in what?
00:15:28his own delusions
00:15:29this guy's a clown
00:15:31who loves to talk big
00:15:37what are you doing here?
00:15:39i'm here to give you a chance ted
00:15:40come back to the eagles
00:15:41all you have to do is
00:15:43apologize
00:15:44right here
00:15:45in front of everyone
00:15:47and maybe
00:15:48i'll let you crawl back
00:15:50and be my assistant coach
00:15:51who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:54you want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:56cut!
00:15:57west is the head coach of the eagles
00:15:59ted is just a fired loser
00:16:02giving him his job again would be charity
00:16:05he should be thanking us
00:16:07i'm not going back
00:16:10don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own
00:16:13guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions
00:16:17ever
00:16:17she's right
00:16:20trash, like you
00:16:22belongs on a trash team
00:16:23goodnight
00:16:31what is this?
00:16:35still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:39football is a rich man's game
00:16:41one of our players could buy your whole damn team
00:16:45you'll never beat us
00:16:52hey!
00:16:54i'll say it one last time
00:16:56i'll never join the eagles
00:16:58oh right you're doing this for the race
00:17:00right?
00:17:01fine
00:17:03about 500 more a month
00:17:05that's what you want, right?
00:17:07you should take it ted
00:17:08with that 500 maybe you can finally pay your damn utility bills
00:17:14500?
00:17:16is that all you got?
00:17:18pathetic
00:17:25mr vincent
00:17:28here's your bonus for leading the knights to victory
00:17:30three million dollars
00:17:44no way!
00:17:45his bonus is three million?
00:17:47my loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:50that's gonna be fake
00:17:51you two are putting on a show for us
00:17:57so the eagles wanna bring back a fired coach?
00:18:01let me guess
00:18:03your team's performance sucked
00:18:05you fumbled all the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:09bullshit
00:18:11you only got a few tricks from me
00:18:15only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius
00:18:19judging by your recent record
00:18:21looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you
00:18:25with ease, bitch
00:18:29just wait till
00:18:31when i beat you
00:18:33even if you come crawling back
00:18:36i'll slam the door in your face
00:18:38hey!
00:18:39the knights will never lose to you
00:18:50the knights who once sat dead last in the league have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:56semifinals
00:18:57but
00:18:57today they face the powerhouse eagles
00:19:01will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come
00:19:09nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice
00:19:12boys, come on, take a knee, take a knee
00:19:13listen up
00:19:14i know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:17no one expects us to win
00:19:19now i promise you
00:19:21this team will go down
00:19:23if we run my plays
00:19:25we will walk out of here with a win
00:19:27i can promise you that
00:19:29yes sir
00:19:30coach
00:19:31we trust you completely
00:19:33alright fellas, let's go get this win
00:19:35alright boys, bring it in!
00:19:36hands in the middle, Bart
00:19:37this one's on you
00:19:38alright, win on three, win on me
00:19:40one, two, three, win!
00:19:41let's go boys, let's go!
00:19:43come on
00:19:47Ted, i know you're gonna work miracles for me
00:19:51your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber
00:19:55it's for poor people
00:19:56people of class
00:19:59like, like us
00:20:00need whiskey or wine
00:20:04what's up, come for you in this game?
00:20:06i got a bowl of money riding on this son
00:20:08i need a win
00:20:09relax
00:20:11this is a sure win
00:20:13and make sure you get your money
00:20:14their team's combined worth is 30 million dollars
00:20:17this guy right here
00:20:1940 million
00:20:20how are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:22well, as you know, i don't give a fuck about football
00:20:26but i do care about winning
00:20:29i'm counting on you to get this across the line
00:20:32two victory
00:20:35still been way too soon, coach
00:20:37get him
00:20:41block on!
00:20:42come on block!
00:20:43first throw!
00:20:45block!
00:20:46here we go!
00:20:47good, good!
00:20:54right from the start
00:20:56the knights are off to a blazing start
00:20:59scott drives it home for the first touchdown
00:21:01what the fuck is happening?
00:21:06the knights tactics are clearly working
00:21:08the knights tactics are clearly working
00:21:09the eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half
00:21:11would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:13they're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries
00:21:16why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:19you fucking idiot
00:21:20i thought you said this would be no problem
00:21:22what the fuck am i paying you for?
00:21:24it's gotta be a fluke
00:21:25it's gotta be ted
00:21:26he was my assistant
00:21:27he knows all my fucking plays
00:21:28but what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:30i have a plan
00:21:32to turn this around
00:21:34trust me
00:21:34you better not be bullshitting me
00:21:36i swear to god
00:21:38that if i can't leave this team to victory
00:21:40i
00:21:42i'll resign
00:21:43this is your last chance son
00:21:46last chance!
00:21:47am i clear?
00:21:47don't fuck it up
00:21:50shit
00:21:51looks like i've got no choice
00:21:52kent!
00:21:54what's up coach?
00:21:55that broke ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:00quarterback
00:22:00take him out
00:22:03they can't win this game
00:22:04bet
00:22:06BELL
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00:22:24BELL
00:22:26BELL
00:22:27the nice score stands
00:22:29but the injured player looks like he cannot continue
00:22:32let's hope for a speedy recovery
00:22:34what are we doing?
00:22:35that's rough in the past
00:22:36that's a 15 yard penalty
00:22:37you idiot
00:22:38don't make me kick you out of the game coach
00:22:44this is my house Lloyd
00:22:46can't run this field boy
00:22:48hey
00:22:54oh you mother fucker
00:22:56hey hey listen to me
00:22:57hey
00:22:58are you blind?
00:23:00BELL
00:23:00BELL
00:23:01BELL
00:23:02BELL
00:23:02BELL
00:23:03coach don't question me
00:23:04you want to keep coaching
00:23:05get back to your sideline now
00:23:07yeah
00:23:09you son of a bitch
00:23:10how much you paying these refs?
00:23:12oh who cares
00:23:13your only star player is out
00:23:15you have no chance of winning this game today
00:23:21I have cash to burn
00:23:23nobody can touch me
00:23:25BELL
00:23:25BELL
00:23:26back to your sideline now
00:23:28good job
00:23:29got your cash later by the way
00:23:33you're talented
00:23:36you're talented
00:23:36big fucking deal
00:23:37one word from me
00:23:38Henry gets you fired for leaking my place
00:23:41the world belongs
00:23:43to people like us
00:23:45nice little sweater by the way
00:23:46let's go look
00:23:48call you back
00:23:49I think she's calling you
00:24:04the Eagles
00:24:05the Eagles have taken the lead swiftly
00:24:07and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock
00:24:09looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today
00:24:13three of our key players are out
00:24:15if this keeps up we're finished
00:24:17look
00:24:18Wes obviously bribed the refs
00:24:20unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score
00:24:23we're done for
00:24:24come on coach somebody like that is top tier at least
00:24:27we're in the middle of a damn game
00:24:29how are we supposed to find someone like that
00:24:38all right Ted warm up
00:24:41only you can save the Knights now
00:24:47Hunter wait boss
00:24:49what do you mean warm up
00:24:52Ted I did my research
00:24:53you used to be a star
00:24:55from wearing for that accent you'd be in the hall of fame by now
00:24:58I need you to warm up
00:25:00Ted
00:25:02Ted Vincent
00:25:02the same guy the media used to call the best player in NCAA
00:25:06no way
00:25:07you're my head coach
00:25:12Grace
00:25:13I'm the head coach I can't just go out there and be a player
00:25:16actually you can
00:25:18I registered you as a player before we started
00:25:22you're officially on the roster
00:25:25you wanna warm up
00:25:34my legs healed
00:25:35my legs healed
00:25:36but I haven't played in so long
00:25:38can I really do this?
00:25:41hey
00:25:42you want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:44huh?
00:25:46you got this
00:25:49now
00:25:51take the championship that belongs to me
00:25:58maybe
00:26:00maybe
00:26:00maybe
00:26:00maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player
00:26:12the past injuries are behind me
00:26:15they won't stop me now
00:26:26all right
00:26:27let's crush them
00:26:30yeah
00:26:31yeah
00:26:31yeah
00:26:32yeah
00:26:33yeah
00:26:34yeah
00:26:34yeah
00:26:35yeah
00:26:35yeah
00:26:35yeah
00:27:08Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I looking at
00:27:17head coach Ted Vincent going out there warming up mid-half time? It must be raining cats and dogs because
00:27:23I feel like barking. Ted, you're that leg-broken loser. Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the
00:27:30game. You got that right. You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:35My team's valued at over a billion dollars. You're just a worthless cripple. Billion dollars, huh? Good deal. I can
00:27:44single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:50What if I score?
00:27:52What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make a bet. You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time. And when you
00:27:59don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:02I'll give you some ice ready. You're facing the needle later.
00:28:11The game's almost lost and he's still talking to me. I'm going to turn his face into baby.
00:28:16Let's go.
00:28:30Let's do this.
00:28:59He threw that way too far, no one's catching that.
00:29:02He don't even know how to play.
00:29:03He's scared stiff.
00:29:05You scared him so bad he forgot how to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him.
00:29:09I got him stiff.
00:29:17Yeah!
00:29:25Holy guacamole!
00:29:26The Knight's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:30I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:35A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:37Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked their entire team.
00:29:59What a wild play!
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:19Best day on nights!
00:30:23He just caught the pass and flew himself.
00:30:25Yes!
00:30:26Yes!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:29I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on, it was a fluke.
00:30:34He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:37Look at the score.
00:30:38He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly.
00:30:41I know him.
00:30:42He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:44There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:46Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50Not again.
00:30:51I can't let him score again.
00:30:53I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55Two!
00:30:57From now on, lock onto the center.
00:31:00If you can't stop him, pick him up.
00:31:06It's too late, Ted.
00:31:08Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:12Ted, watch out!
00:31:24Ted scores again!
00:31:26Oh my gosh!
00:31:27Ted just slipped right through that tackle like it was nothing.
00:31:31Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:33He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:35God, he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:39What?
00:31:40A hundred million?
00:31:41At least.
00:31:44You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:46You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:47I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:51I-I-I don't-
00:31:52He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:54You idiot!
00:31:55You let this talent walk?
00:31:56Wes must go!
00:31:59Rude!
00:32:00This mess is on you, Wes!
00:32:02I shall never listen to you!
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:07If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:09I can't afford to lose everything!
00:32:11Garcia!
00:32:22I'll show you like this, dude.
00:32:28The Knights on offense now!
00:32:30My God!
00:32:31He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:35That is unreal.
00:32:37They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:41Time out!
00:32:42Time out!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:49Your intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:54I don't know what's going on.
00:32:56Hey!
00:32:57Ref!
00:32:58I want to file a complaint.
00:32:59These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Oh, come on!
00:33:04You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:08What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10You call that slander?
00:33:11Look around, idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters!
00:33:17Alright?
00:33:17Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:23Go, go, go, go.
00:33:24Check for yourself.
00:33:25You'll find nothing.
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please!
00:33:33Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:37You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:41Smart girl.
00:33:42Give me a kiss.
00:33:47You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma does not
00:33:51care.
00:33:52I can treat her however I want and she'll never leave me.
00:33:56I have money.
00:33:58She's trash.
00:34:00And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:02But this game?
00:34:04I will win.
00:34:08The game continues.
00:34:10Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:16Oh my goodness.
00:34:18Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:19He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man.
00:34:23After this game, you're out!
00:34:25Don't panic, sir.
00:34:28I won't win.
00:34:29Stop him!
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it!
00:34:42Ted with the interception and he scores!
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:49This is possible!
00:34:51Even juiced up he can't stop Ted!
00:34:53Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:56After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:58You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:02Yes.
00:35:03thousands of loesies!
00:35:12Yes!
00:35:16Un-believeable.
00:35:18The Knights are tying it up in the final quarter.
00:35:20Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:22Ted!
00:35:23Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:27Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:31This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:34There's only one minute left.
00:35:36Ted's got the ball.
00:35:37He is leading the offense.
00:35:38Stop him.
00:35:39If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:43Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:46It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:49Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:51See?
00:35:52I told you.
00:35:53I can't win.
00:35:54We'll drag this in all the time.
00:35:55We'll crush him there.
00:35:57All right.
00:36:22Let's give it up for the ninth winner of the game and heading straight to the championship.
00:36:28Yes!
00:36:29Yes!
00:36:30We did it!
00:36:36Thank you, Ted.
00:36:37Yeah.
00:36:38We could not have done this without you.
00:36:41There still will need to be done.
00:36:42Yeah.
00:36:48If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the one celebrating right now.
00:36:52Come on.
00:36:53I know Ted.
00:36:53He probably just got lucky.
00:36:55Shut your fucking mouth.
00:36:57You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:02Yes, sir.
00:37:02All right.
00:37:03Marika, ganamos.
00:37:05Marika.
00:37:06Marika.
00:37:06Marika.
00:37:08Marika.
00:37:09Marika.
00:37:10Marika.
00:37:11What are you doing here?
00:37:12I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:14Ted.
00:37:16I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:22What are you waiting for?
00:37:23I want you to apologize to Ted.
00:37:24Now.
00:37:28I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:30I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:33Sorry.
00:37:33Now you're sorry?
00:37:35Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:38What do you say, Ted?
00:37:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:41I'll make you head coach.
00:37:42Give you a hundred thousand a month plus bonuses.
00:37:45Two million a year.
00:37:46Minimum.
00:37:47What?
00:37:47Two million a year?
00:37:49My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:53Seriously?
00:37:54Uh, boss.
00:37:56What about me?
00:37:58Shut the fuck up.
00:38:00You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:02Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:06Ted.
00:38:08I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together,
00:38:12okay?
00:38:16Back together.
00:38:18Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:23And you still love me, right?
00:38:29Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:35When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:43And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:48Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:52Let's go home and talk.
00:38:53Just the two of us.
00:38:55Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:38:58He has better options now.
00:39:01Better options.
00:39:04You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:06Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:10You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:14What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:21Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:25I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:31The Taylor family?
00:39:33The richest family in the world.
00:39:34The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:41That's right.
00:39:44So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:49You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:51What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:55Bitch!
00:39:57You'll pay for this!
00:40:04Ted, come back to Eagles.
00:40:06I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:07Name your prize.
00:40:09Appreciate the offer, Henry, but...
00:40:11I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:14They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:17You sure, son?
00:40:19Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:24I've already proven myself.
00:40:26With this win, with the Knights.
00:40:29I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:32Damn it!
00:40:33This is your fault!
00:40:34You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:36You know what?
00:40:36You're done with the Eagles.
00:40:38Pass your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:43Sir, sir?
00:40:44Please don't fire me!
00:40:47Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:50Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:52I lost our bet.
00:40:53Parent spare.
00:40:54So you can hit me.
00:40:55If you want.
00:40:56We'll just call, even.
00:40:58After.
00:40:59Just come back.
00:40:59Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:02Come on.
00:41:04Hit me.
00:41:05Fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:09I know I want you.
00:41:10Fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:11You son of fucking your wife.
00:41:12Remember that?
00:41:13Fucking hit me!
00:41:36I will never forgive you.
00:41:40I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:43Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:46Coach West.
00:41:47We have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:52Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:54You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:55For life.
00:41:56You please come with us.
00:41:57What?
00:41:59This is Ted.
00:42:00You got to talk to him.
00:42:01If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:03Illegals.
00:42:04I don't even.
00:42:05Please.
00:42:05Please.
00:42:06I'll do anything you want.
00:42:07I'll do anything.
00:42:08People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:15Wait.
00:42:16Stimped.
00:42:19You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted.
00:42:23I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:30Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:37I was thinking maybe if you wanted, you could stay with me for a little while.
00:42:46It's up to you.
00:42:48All right.
00:42:50I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:54Exactly.
00:42:55It's way closer to the field.
00:43:02When they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:05Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:06Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:08I'm begging you, please.
00:43:08Let him go.
00:43:10Fuck off me.
00:43:14This is all your fault!
00:43:15What?
00:43:16You, I'd still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:17Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:22Where are you getting at?
00:43:23Ted was my assistant.
00:43:24He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:26How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:27That bastard.
00:43:29No wonder he turned down my offer.
00:43:34Sir?
00:43:36You still own the Giants.
00:43:37They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:39If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:45And if you lose?
00:43:47Scrubbed stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:53I'll talk to the commissioner about left.
00:43:56Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:58We're taking him out.
00:43:59I'm unofficial of this league, and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:01I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:04I hope you have a good day.
00:44:07This is like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:09You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:11That's fair.
00:44:12I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:15Don't worry, sir.
00:44:17He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:18Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:34This is my house, and I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:40I think it's usually just me.
00:44:41All right.
00:44:42There's the kitchen.
00:44:54And here's the couch.
00:44:55You should come sit.
00:44:57All right, thanks.
00:45:03I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:06All right, thanks.
00:45:08I'm going to go now.
00:45:10Okay, I'm going to go now.
00:45:39Hey, you okay?
00:45:41I just called something.
00:45:47Okay, okay.
00:45:48Oh, my God.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:51Uh-huh.
00:45:53Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:56Just sit still and let me lose some love for you back.
00:46:21Oh, my God.
00:46:22That's so much better already, actually.
00:46:39I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:44Don't move.
00:47:04Dad?
00:47:05Ted, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:08You haven't been home in years.
00:47:09You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:11Yeah, Dad.
00:47:12I'm so sorry.
00:47:14I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:17Um, I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:21Great.
00:47:22Great.
00:47:23I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:25Okay.
00:47:26Bye.
00:47:27Bye.
00:47:27Bye.
00:47:28Bye.
00:47:30Everything okay?
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:37It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:43I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:45Um, well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:47:52You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow, if you don't have any plans,
00:48:05maybe you could come with me here.
00:48:07If I could introduce you to them.
00:48:10Well, you want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:17What do you think?
00:48:19Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:21Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I'm going to be the star.
00:48:25Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:28If it works out?
00:48:30I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:33I'll take that.
00:48:34Two stars.
00:48:36Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:37Well, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:41No, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:46Actually, I'm going to go right now and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:55And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you Mark's back.
00:49:08It's been a while.
00:49:10I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:22Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:26She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:27All right, no problem.
00:49:48Well, well, well.
00:49:50Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:53Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:55What?
00:49:56All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:02Take a look.
00:50:03Land Rover.
00:50:04700 grand.
00:50:06You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:08No, no, no.
00:50:09Alan, you'll be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:16It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car, unless, of course, it's a broken-down,
00:50:21second-hand junker.
00:50:25Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:27I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:32Listen to yourself.
00:50:34You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:38Ted, a piece of advice.
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:44Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:49It's not a circus.
00:50:51Let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:53Yeah, sorry.
00:50:54Let's go.
00:50:55Let's go.
00:50:57Let's go.
00:51:00Family.
00:51:02I love them.
00:51:07Ethan.
00:51:09Sophia.
00:51:11Alan.
00:51:15My boy!
00:51:17My king!
00:51:21I'm sorry.
00:51:23I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:25It's okay.
00:51:26You're here.
00:51:27It's all that counts, you hear.
00:51:29What is with all this emotion?
00:51:32The heat has been gone for years, and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:36I don't care if you're not so free.
00:51:40He's healthy.
00:51:41He's safe.
00:51:42It's all that matters.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Your health's nice and all.
00:51:48But money's what really matters here.
00:51:51You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights.
00:51:55At 400 grand a year.
00:51:58400 grand?
00:51:59I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:03You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:07I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke, like you.
00:52:14Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:19Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg
00:52:25nicely, I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:29Janitor job?
00:52:31That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:35You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:39Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it.
00:52:44Yeah, that's right.
00:52:46With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing at...
00:52:51I don't know.
00:52:53Tell me.
00:52:54Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:58Is it over two million a year?
00:53:03You're saying that you have a salary of two million?
00:53:08Two million, but please, a loser like you couldn't make that kind of money in like ten lifetimes.
00:53:15No, Oliver.
00:53:17My son is trying to help your son get a decent job, and he throws out a figure like that
00:53:22and clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:25You didn't mean it.
00:53:27It was a joke.
00:53:30Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:37Oh, please.
00:53:39What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:44Dad?
00:53:44Hey, you do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:49I already work for the Knights.
00:53:52What?
00:53:54Work for the Knights?
00:53:58You work for the Knights?
00:54:02You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:04You're in your 30s, so nobody.
00:54:07You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:13I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:15Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:17You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:24you.
00:54:25That's right.
00:54:30Oh, please.
00:54:32Everyone knows.
00:54:33You're just a washed-up cripple.
00:54:34You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:36And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals?
00:54:42Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:46I know my son.
00:54:49He's not a liar.
00:54:51Oh, really?
00:54:53He doesn't lie.
00:54:54Okay.
00:54:54Then, Helen, genius, what exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach.
00:55:07You, you're the head coach.
00:55:09Is that what you're saying?
00:55:10Oh, come on.
00:55:12Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:14You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:18Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:20I'm just a security manager.
00:55:21I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:26Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:29He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:31Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:34This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:39A loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:43If I didn't work for the Knights, I might not believe in you, Ted.
00:55:46Nice try, by the way.
00:55:48You're no head coach.
00:55:50You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:54So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach?
00:56:00Dressed like that?
00:56:01Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:12Hello and welcome, everyone.
00:56:14Welcome to the place.
00:56:15Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:17Our shirt standing with corpollini is too.
00:56:23Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:24Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait, what?
00:56:34He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:36Of course.
00:56:36If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:41Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:45Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:48Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:50Yeah.
00:56:51Of course.
00:56:57Oh my gosh, this is the best.
00:56:59I can't believe this.
00:56:59I just met the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:02I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:04Thank you so much.
00:57:06Of course.
00:57:11Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:15I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:19Son, is it really true?
00:57:22No way!
00:57:24That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:26You pay to trick us.
00:57:27There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:33Come on.
00:57:35Just admit it.
00:57:36You're a nobody.
00:57:38A fraud.
00:57:40You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:44Scraping pie for life.
00:57:48Ah!
00:57:49Oh, oh, oh.
00:57:51You can insult me all you want, but don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:00Enough!
00:58:07So what if you've ate the stupid finals?
00:58:11Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:14Hey, did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:20Relax.
00:58:22You broke bastard.
00:58:23You mean you showed up at this party empty-handed and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:27You did bring something so fair.
00:58:29You did bring something so fair.
00:58:30You did bring something so fair.
00:58:36I made this thing myself.
00:58:39It's for father.
00:58:40Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:58:42You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:45Oh, please.
00:58:47Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:53You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:57Pathetic.
00:58:57I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:00Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:05What are you doing?
00:59:11Go!
00:59:19What are you doing?
00:59:22I spent three months making it.
00:59:26Look at me.
00:59:27This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:34What, you want to hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:40Show me what a real gift looks like.
00:59:43Ha!
00:59:43With pleasure.
00:59:47This one.
00:59:49It's actually 50 grand.
00:59:52A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:57Wait for it.
01:00:00This one right here.
01:00:01The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:04Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:06200 grand.
01:00:08Easy.
01:00:09$200,000.
01:00:11You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:13The best one.
01:00:16Take a look.
01:00:19Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:24Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:26God.
01:00:28All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:31Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:37They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:39That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:42Who said that?
01:00:57I'm sorry, Ted.
01:00:58I hope I'm not too late.
01:01:02Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar.
01:01:06I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:13I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:14So you're the girl Ted's been telling you about.
01:01:17He said you were beautiful.
01:01:18He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:20It's very kind of you.
01:01:24Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:27I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:29The guy's a cripple.
01:01:30He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:32You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:35Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:38Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:44Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:46Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:49You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:51So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:58Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:01:59A painting?
01:02:02Please.
01:02:03How expensive would that be?
01:02:06It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:08Work around for $3 million.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:23You're lying.
01:02:25This painting was auctioned for $3 million in 2015.
01:02:29After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more buying.
01:02:33So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:39Who says it's real?
01:02:40None of us here can tell.
01:02:42For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:45Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:47That should be a non-proof.
01:02:49You're right.
01:02:50Like that receipt is a fake, too.
01:02:52Don't say that.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:55What kind of rich woman?
01:02:56It's a cripple.
01:02:58Exactly.
01:02:59I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:01Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:05Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party, just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:10To Grandpa's party.
01:03:12Ethan!
01:03:12This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:14Father has a good eye for art.
01:03:17Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:19This trash?
01:03:21You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:24Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:37What just happened?
01:03:41That is...
01:03:43Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:45Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:48These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift, but I could tell it was so fake,
01:03:52I just tore it up.
01:03:53A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:03:59But I mean, look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford something like that.
01:04:02It has to be a fake.
01:04:07A Picasso.
01:04:09Oh my God.
01:04:11See, Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better get out of here.
01:04:17You're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:26Yes, Grandpa?
01:04:27Close your eyes.
01:04:28That's my boy.
01:04:29That's my boy.
01:04:30All that college education.
01:04:32And you turned out to be such a big idiot.
01:04:36Just shut your mouth.
01:04:38Why do you hit me?
01:04:39You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot.
01:04:46What?
01:04:46Three million dollars?
01:04:47You can't believe their story.
01:04:49It's obviously a knockoff.
01:04:50I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive, and I know real from fake.
01:04:55It was worth more than three million until you ruined it.
01:05:01What?
01:05:02It's real?
01:05:06Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:11She's the one that brought it.
01:05:14Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:22No, it cannot be real.
01:05:25No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:31It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:34I got it.
01:05:35Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:37He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:42Come on.
01:05:43I'm calling you cops.
01:05:46Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:49You just refuse to see it.
01:05:52Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:57Come with me instead.
01:05:59I can show you the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course.
01:06:05I'm the night security manager.
01:06:07I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:09This guy, just a criminal.
01:06:11If you don't want to end up in prison with him, you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:16You know what I mean?
01:06:18How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:23She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted, don't worry.
01:06:27Once you're locked up, I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:34Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:38Actually, Grace owns the Knights.
01:06:43What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you, my son doesn't lie.
01:06:54Oh my God.
01:06:56No wonder she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly are the Knights' owner.
01:07:03Oh my God.
01:07:04What have I done?
01:07:07You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:09First you destroy a $3 million painting of mine.
01:07:12And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:14Tell me, Alan.
01:07:16How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:18You paid for that?
01:07:19$3 million?
01:07:20And even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:24Oh, no, no, no.
01:07:26It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:28I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:29Please, please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:31Absolutely.
01:07:32A misunderstanding.
01:07:34Huh?
01:07:34Well, was it a misunderstanding when you assaulted us earlier?
01:07:39Ted, Alan absolutely knows he's wrong.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:42We're very, very sorry.
01:07:44Can you let this go, please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:48Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:51I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:53I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:07:57You want me to forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:07Listen.
01:08:09You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:12But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver, please.
01:08:19Please.
01:08:20I'm so sorry.
01:08:21I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:22He's right.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:24We're so sorry.
01:08:25Ted.
01:08:25We're so very sorry.
01:08:26We're so sorry.
01:08:26Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:28Please forgive me.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:30You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:33You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:38You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:42Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:45Amount three million.
01:08:47You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:53Also, Alan, you're fired from the knights permanently.
01:08:57Pendejo.
01:08:59Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:01If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:05About time you got a taste of your own house.
01:09:07Oh, Stan.
01:09:08Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:11Ski into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:13You're welcome.
01:09:14Good idea.
01:09:22Well...
01:09:24All right, Ted here.
01:09:25Opponents for the finals are the giants.
01:09:28Now, their opponent's Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:31He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:33Relax.
01:09:33I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:39That coach's license got revoked.
01:09:42How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:43If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:47Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and we paid the right people off.
01:09:49I'm the giant's assistant coach now.
01:09:53You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:56And you're still lost.
01:09:59Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:01This time's different.
01:10:03The giant's a real powerhouse.
01:10:06Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:08I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:13He'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan for the giants.
01:10:22You.
01:10:26Please.
01:10:27If it weren't for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:33So what's cheating?
01:10:34Silly plays, huh?
01:10:36In the end, you're still a loser.
01:10:43No, you lost to Ted.
01:10:45You don't have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:48Win.
01:10:49I win the championship?
01:10:52Not nothing else to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:56How about a bet?
01:10:58Loser.
01:10:59Ate the winner.
01:11:01Ten million dollars?
01:11:03Swears off football forever.
01:11:05We still ain't for your apology.
01:11:17Damn you, Ted.
01:11:19You're going to make sure you're out of the NFL for good.
01:11:22You'll never get back on.
01:11:26The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:33They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:40So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:43Here we go.
01:11:44The Knights push forward for their first offensive move.
01:11:47And it is not looking good.
01:11:49There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:51The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:53They truly are the best.
01:11:55This is not good.
01:11:57I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:01What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:03Getting just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:06Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:08Fucking pathetic.
01:12:10Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:11Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:17Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:20Trust me.
01:12:21I got this.
01:12:27Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:29Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:31Come on, Big Shot.
01:12:32I'll see a Hail Mary.
01:12:34Please.
01:12:34A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:38What a joke.
01:12:40He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:42There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:43On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:49The kick is up.
01:12:51And it's good.
01:12:53The Knights score from 50 yards back.
01:12:56Unbelievable.
01:12:57This is why we do what we do.
01:13:00All right.
01:13:01It's awesome.
01:13:03What's up, Ohio's taking?
01:13:04Hey, as long as I'm here, they seem to lose.
01:13:07Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:22Unbelievable.
01:13:23The Knights totally win the despite the massive gap in strength.
01:13:28The score is now 17-7.
01:13:31What the hell are you doing?
01:13:32This game's almost over!
01:13:34You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:38You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:40If you lose this game, you'd be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:44I have no other option.
01:13:47I can't win.
01:13:49Fucking useless! Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:13:58Good night, good night.
01:14:06Number 9
01:14:07Number 10
01:14:07Rate dinner
01:14:07Number 10
01:14:16Oh
01:14:39Besides me
01:14:40But guess what
01:14:42The Knights are the NFL Championship
01:14:44You can sleep well tonight, Mom
01:14:46Ted, I know you won't be sleeping
01:14:49You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight
01:14:51And enjoy, my friend
01:14:52You deserve it
01:14:54The NFL Champions
01:14:55The Knights
01:15:05Hey
01:15:07How you going, Wes?
01:15:10You sure remember our bet?
01:15:14If I recall, it was
01:15:17Loser of this game owes the other $10 million
01:15:20And
01:15:21Has to leave the NFL permanently
01:15:23$10 million
01:15:26I could work my whole life
01:15:27And not make that kind of money
01:15:29Ted, have mercy
01:15:31We used to be colleagues
01:15:33Remember?
01:15:35I don't know
01:15:36Ted, if I'm forced out of the NFL
01:15:40You can't let him off like that
01:15:43If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged
01:15:45He costs our guys everything
01:15:46He has to pay
01:15:47Yeah, guys like him are poison
01:15:50Come on, coach
01:15:50You can't let him get away with this
01:16:04Ted, I was wrong
01:16:06I never should have done what I did
01:16:10And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask
01:16:15As per our bet
01:16:18You
01:16:19Leave the NFL permanently
01:16:22But out of the kindness of my heart
01:16:24I dropped the $10 million
01:16:27But
01:16:29You need to apologize
01:16:32To every
01:16:34Single
01:16:34One of my players
01:16:38Yeah
01:16:39Yeah, no, no problem
01:16:40Yeah
01:16:41Really sorry
01:16:41Really sorry about it
01:16:42Really, really sorry
01:16:43Hope you like something
01:16:45Hey, man
01:16:45Really sorry about it
01:16:46Really sorry about it
01:16:47Really sorry about it
01:16:48You got a great arm, by the way
01:16:51I don't know
01:16:52You
01:16:53Son of a bitch
01:16:54It weren't for you
01:16:55I wouldn't be forced out of the NFL
01:16:58You told me to take out your players
01:16:59You did
01:17:00We're gonna tell him
01:17:01I'm gonna report him
01:17:06Damn it
01:17:06You fucking piece of trash
01:17:08If one of your big fat mouth
01:17:10I'd already have that trophy
01:17:13Ted
01:17:14It was all West
01:17:17Look
01:17:18So what
01:17:18We have a beef between us
01:17:21Come join my team
01:17:22Help me win the next championship
01:17:25Whatever you want
01:17:26You got it
01:17:27Aren't you worried that
01:17:29Intentionally
01:17:30Injuring other players
01:17:31Is gonna get you expelled
01:17:32By the league
01:17:35NFL rules are for poor people
01:17:37Unless the commissioner
01:17:38Himself is involved in this
01:17:41Money can fix anything
01:17:44Ted, you're wasting your time
01:17:45On this small team
01:17:47Come join me
01:17:48We'll build a super team
01:17:49We'll win every Super Bowl
01:17:55I'm gonna go ahead
01:17:57Politely decline your offer
01:18:00But you know
01:18:00I think you need to start
01:18:01Figuring out how you
01:18:04Can explain all that
01:18:05To the commissioner
01:18:07Davis
01:18:07Considering your egregious actions
01:18:09All teams under your ownership
01:18:10Are suspended
01:18:11Immediately
01:18:12You are banned from
01:18:13Participating in the NFL
01:18:14In any capacity
01:18:15And fined
01:18:16100 million dollars
01:18:18Come on
01:18:19Man
01:18:19100 million dollars
01:18:23Ted, work with me here
01:18:25You can fix this
01:18:25Tell him it's just a misunderstanding
01:18:28You just said you're a hulk
01:18:32I don't know
01:18:32Maybe you need to figure out
01:18:33How you're gonna pay that
01:18:34100 million dollars too
01:18:35But you know
01:18:36For a rich guy like you
01:18:37That shouldn't be a problem
01:18:39Right?
01:18:42Alright boys
01:18:42Get him out of here
01:18:43I'm tired of this
01:18:44Hey guys
01:18:45Chill
01:18:46Think about what you're doing
01:18:47I can give you everything
01:18:48I can give you everything
01:18:49Ted, I can give you everything
01:18:50Ted, I'm sorry
01:18:51Ted, what are you doing?
01:18:58Grace
01:19:00I got the championship
01:19:04I've got the girl
01:19:06Now
01:19:10I think it's time for my Christmas gift
01:19:16Ruling on the field
01:19:17Stand
01:19:23I'll be okay
01:19:24I'll be okay
01:19:26I'll be okay
01:19:26I'll be okay
01:19:27I'll be okay
01:19:27I'll be okay
01:19:27I'll be okay
01:19:28I'll be okay
01:19:29I'll be okay
01:19:30I'll be okay
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