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00:00From the brutes, bad dudes, nerds are passionate about a lot of things.
00:03But there's one thing they love above all else, and that is correcting people.
00:06This is I'm Axford.
00:20Join us on today's episode.
00:21We have Coltwell Turner and Kiana Consmith.
00:24Hi.
00:25Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika.
00:27What up?
00:28You all right?
00:28Emily Axford and Brian Murphy.
00:30Hi.
00:31Yes!
00:32Dude, that's too loud.
00:33Sorry.
00:34Coltwell made me sit in a weird little chair, because he has to sit in a weird little chair.
00:37We're bookending, dude.
00:38We talked about this.
00:39It is nice to be flanked by Coltwell Chairs.
00:42Me and Jarvis get to sit here like the alphas we are.
00:45And join us as always in the Fact Checker Room.
00:46We have Brian David Gilbert.
00:47How's it going?
00:48And how's that jumpsuit treating you?
00:50I am just realizing how much I look like Gadget from Rescue Rangers.
00:54Oh, my God.
00:55I think it means that I'm weirdly attractive and awakening a lot of things in the audience
01:00right now.
01:00You kind of look like a mechanic that fixes Discord servers.
01:04Yeah.
01:05That's the worst thing that's ever been said.
01:08You actually have to go now.
01:10It's just because I got the middle of it now.
01:12I'll handle all the role permissions.
01:15All right.
01:16We're spicing things up today with a tag team episode.
01:19Double the pedantics and double the fun.
01:21Let's see if this was a mistake.
01:24All right.
01:24I have here a stack of statements.
01:26And these are incorrect statements about properties that you know and love.
01:29It's up to you to figure out what is wrong, buzz in, and correct me.
01:33You must start all your corrections off with I'm actually, or I can't give you the point.
01:36As a matter of fact, someone else can buzz in, say I'm actually, and steal that point.
01:41That's fucked up.
01:42Yeah.
01:42I know.
01:43Let's start with our first statement.
01:46In Pokemon Red and Blue, battling Missing No, the unofficial bird normal type glitch Pokemon,
01:52would alter the player's inventory so that whatever was in the sixth item slot would increase to 128.
01:58This was useful in duplicating rare items like the Origin Ball.
02:02Jarvis, there's no Origin Ball in Pokemon Red and Blue.
02:05Didn't say I'm actually.
02:06Oh, well.
02:09I'm actually.
02:10Actually, there's no Origin Ball in Pokemon Red and Blue.
02:13That's right.
02:13Yes, correct.
02:14You got bookended.
02:15You should punch me in the face if I forget to say I'm actually.
02:18I can't do it.
02:19I love trivia so much.
02:21Why would I dirty a beautiful answer with a little phrase such as I'm actually?
02:29We specifically invited you on for the tag team episode, so Jordan can say I'm actually, and
02:33then you finish the rest of the session.
02:35There you go.
02:36Well, yes, that is correct.
02:38Missing No can't be used to duplicate Origin Balls.
02:41Missing No only appears in Gen 1 games, and Origin Balls are only in Pokemon Legends Arceus.
02:47Real Pokemon fans will point out that there's no such thing as bird type, only flying type.
02:51They're right.
02:51The bird type is an unused type that only exists in code of Gen 1 and Gen 2 games.
02:57Nevertheless, Missing No is a bird normal type.
03:00That's true.
03:00All right, that point goes to Caldwell and Kiana.
03:04Yes!
03:04Yes, indeed.
03:05Let's move on to our next statement.
03:08In the second episode of Dan to Dan, Momo Ayase gives Okaroon his nickname because she couldn't
03:13stand to hear his real name, which he shares with Ken Takakura, a real actor famous for
03:18playing soft-hearted samurai.
03:20Kiana.
03:20Um, actually, this happened in the first episode.
03:24The second episode is where the nickname happens.
03:27Ah, okay.
03:28I'm actually.
03:29I'm actually.
03:29I'm like, Jordan's got something to say.
03:31So that's one point, right?
03:33Yeah, you just give it.
03:33Oh, there's one.
03:34Just roll the points out.
03:35Now you can finally answer.
03:36That's not why she gives him that nickname.
03:40It's because it's some other shit.
03:43No, no, that is why she gives him that nickname.
03:45Okay.
03:45But did you hear the part where he said, um, actually?
03:47Um, actually, yeah.
03:47Murph and Emily.
03:48Oh, did we do it?
03:49Yeah, we did it.
03:51Um, actually, in the second episode of Dan to Dan, Momo Ayase gives Okaroon his nickname
03:58because it's based off of a real actor famous for playing a hard-hearted samurai.
04:03That's good.
04:04You did find out what is incorrect.
04:06And I kind of almost want to give it to you because you're only wrong in such a small part,
04:13but you're right in the right goofy as part.
04:17Really?
04:18Yeah.
04:19He's earned this.
04:20I think, yeah, no, I'm going to give that one to y'all.
04:22See, because...
04:23No, no, no, no, no.
04:25I just, here's the thing.
04:26I don't believe Ken Takakura has ever played any samurai.
04:30Yes.
04:30I will double check that.
04:31But it was the thing before it that makes me...
04:33Yep.
04:33I know what you're saying, but I'm just saying that putting in samurai makes it wrong.
04:38Okay.
04:38That's the reason why.
04:39Okay, so I'll give you each a chance to try and guess what kind of role it was.
04:45Jarvis?
04:46Um, actually, Ken Takakura played a military official.
04:51Incorrect.
04:52That's not what he's known for.
04:54Um, actually, he played a teen heartthrob.
04:59Also not the thing he's known for.
05:03So Ken Takakura is famous for playing gruff yakuza,
05:07which is why what Mimosa is so drawn to.
05:11It starts off with how she's drawn to bad boys.
05:13And Ken Takakura plays the gruff yakuza, and that's why hard-hearted.
05:18I was like, you're right.
05:19I was like, that is kind of hard-hearted.
05:21That's pretty good.
05:22Yeah.
05:23That's a tough one.
05:24So that is a point for Mimosa.
05:25Yes!
05:26Yes!
05:26Take it!
05:27Are you serious?
05:28Are you serious?
05:30They got one off a scoop!
05:33They got one off a scoop!
05:34Come on!
05:35This is fair!
05:36I feel like I forgot all these facts,
05:38because as soon as the shrimp man came on the scene,
05:40I'm just like, I need to know more about you.
05:42Yeah, yeah.
05:42You're where my heart is.
05:44Yeah, shrimp guy.
05:44This is a shrimp guy.
05:46This is a shrimp guy.
05:46He's a boxing shrimp man.
05:48He's great.
05:48It was, like, really cool, because I was like,
05:50oh, I remember when everyone was talking about that shrimp
05:53that punches really hard.
05:54Uh-huh.
05:54I'd beat its ass, though.
05:56No shrimp ain't gonna beat me.
05:57I'll fry your ass up.
05:59Yeah, don't ever test me.
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:01That got every money.
06:02He is packing.
06:03He's not a shrimp.
06:05Yeah, because he's underwater in the episode.
06:07Yeah.
06:08And then she kind of realized it's based off of,
06:10is it the mantis shrimp?
06:12Mantis shrimp.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Like, he can transform into a mantis shrimp.
06:15So he has, like, a super powerful form where he's a mantis shrimp.
06:17He kind of looks like Pikachu.
06:19Because he's animated?
06:22He's yellow.
06:23He's got two pointed ears with little black stuff on the tips.
06:26And did I mention he's yellow?
06:28Actually, he is.
06:30Okay.
06:30I'd say he's, you know, like, dun-colored at best, you know,
06:33some sort of, like, sandy brown.
06:35Like a shiny Pikachu?
06:36This is more orange, but whatever.
06:37And that point is going to Em and Murph,
06:39and we're going to move on to our next statement.
06:42One of the core mechanics for the roguelike deck-building game,
06:45Bellatro, is its jokers.
06:47In fact, the creator had named it Joker Poker before publishing it.
06:51Each of the jokers gives your deck a unique effect
06:53and has its own name.
06:54The gluttonous joker targets club-suited cards.
06:57Even Steven and Odrick Podrick target even at odd-ranked cards.
07:01And there's even a joker that simply adds a plus-four multiplier named Joker.
07:06Um, actually, Even Steven is a Disney show, so...
07:10Yeah, dude.
07:11Even Steven is a Disney show, but also a joker.
07:14Um, actually, Disney is very litigious with their copyrights.
07:16I don't think they would allow Even Steven to be a card in Belosio.
07:19We could reach out to them.
07:21Maybe we could just destroy this guy's life.
07:23Maybe Disney doesn't know about this.
07:25They're the singular developer who worked on this.
07:27Like, his local thing at the toilet.
07:29Um, actually, I'm still practicing that.
07:32The plus-four multiplier is not simply called Joker.
07:35It is simply called Joker.
07:37Well, then we agree to disagree.
07:40Murph.
07:40Um, actually, it's Even Steven and Odd Rod.
07:45What? I don't know.
07:47I don't know what this shit is.
07:49So, you are correct.
07:51Odrick Podrick is not the name of the joker that targets Odd Card.
07:56Someone's got to get a more radar.
07:58I'm getting one out of dictatality.
07:59But if someone can say the name, it seems like...
08:01Well, actually, it's Odd Todd.
08:03You are correct.
08:04Yes!
08:05God!
08:06We take 50.
08:07I locked in on the wrong thing.
08:09Odd Todd is the name of the joker that targets Odd Card.
08:13Look, it's all good.
08:14We're all doing great.
08:14Everyone has one point.
08:16Surprisingly enough, that was only our third statement.
08:18So, we are going in with a tie into our next statement.
08:22That's a fan-submitted statement that comes from PoisonheartFrog on Tumblr.
08:28In a series of unfortunate events by Lemony Snicket,
08:31the devious Count Olaf uses a new disguise and false identity in each book
08:36as he attempts to steal the fortune of the Baudelaire orphans,
08:40Violet, Klaus, and Sonny.
08:42Um, actually, the Baudelaire orphans don't have a fortune that he's trying to steal.
08:47They do have a fortune that he's trying to steal.
08:49It's so long ago that I read that book.
08:51And the guy is devious, to be sure?
08:53He is devious.
08:53Um, actually, the devious Count Olaf does not use a new disguise.
08:58No.
08:58Sometimes he reuses them!
09:00Oh!
09:01That is correct.
09:03No!
09:04Yes!
09:05Yes!
09:05You know that he had to reuse them!
09:07It's a series of unfortunate events!
09:09It's a fucking fun suit!
09:10Oh!
09:11You guys broke his theory with the book!
09:13Two points earned!
09:14It's not that he reused them, it's the fact that while he disguises himself
09:18in many of the 13 books in the series, he does not do it in every book.
09:23In the first book and books 9 through 12,
09:26Olaf makes no attempt to disguise himself
09:28and works against the Baudelaire's while using his true identity.
09:33This is why I was confused, because I think I only read the first book.
09:35In that one, it's all new.
09:37That guy is only his friend.
09:38And also, if he had a new disguise, how could he afford it?
09:41He's trying to steal a fortune because he doesn't have enough.
09:43Yeah.
09:43I think, you know, not to criticize the writing or whatever,
09:46he just killed the children.
09:48Right?
09:49I think he tries to kill...
09:50He tries a lot.
09:51Yeah, yeah.
09:51He tries to do that all the time.
09:52This guy's devious.
09:54Yeah, pretty devious.
09:55I feel like whenever I hear the word Olaf,
09:57I just picture the snowman so vividly that it blanks on my screen.
10:00Well, that's one of his disguises.
10:02He reuses it in Frozen 2 as well.
10:05Do you want to build a snowman as him commissioning a commission?
10:08That's a count of all the time.
10:09All right.
10:09So that is a point for Murph and Emily,
10:13which brings us to our first shiny question of the game.
10:17Shiny questions, just like shiny Pokemon, are worth the same,
10:20but they're just a little bit different and a little rarer.
10:27Contestants, you will be shown a number of consumable items from TV shows, movies, and video games.
10:33Using your paddles, answer the question, should I eat it?
10:35In a game we like to call, should I eat it?
10:38Murph looks excited to answer these.
10:41I know them all.
10:42Check out that winner's grimace.
10:45Speaking of grimace, add it to the list of things Brian kind of looks like.
10:50Brian, have I mentioned I love you and that's why I criticize you so much?
10:55We want you to get better.
10:58I love this toxic love.
10:59Yeah, it's great.
11:00All right, let's show your first piece of food,
11:04which is a gum gum fruit from One Piece.
11:08Gum gum fruit from One Piece.
11:13Okay, so everyone said eat it, and that is correct.
11:16That is a point for everyone.
11:17It gives you cool powers.
11:18Now let's check out this spread from Speared It Away.
11:29Okay, everyone selected don't eat.
11:31That is correct.
11:33They make them little piggies, no?
11:35That's the piggy food.
11:36Turns you into a pig.
11:37But that being said, it would be a great meal.
11:39Yeah, we would both sleep with mama, right?
11:41It looks amazing.
11:42It's kind of the inverse of the gum gum fruit.
11:45Like, baby, I don't want to be a pig, but the food isn't toxic.
11:49Let's move on.
11:50Turkish delight from Narnia.
11:53Because it's like the forbidden food's tag sheet.
11:57All right.
11:59That is a point for Caldwell, Kiana, and Murph,
12:02and Em, you're not supposed to eat it.
12:04What does it do?
12:04He gets, like, bribed with it, right?
12:06You were bribed to betray your family.
12:08But does it hurt him?
12:09It doesn't hurt him.
12:10He enjoys it, but he just has to betray his friends and family.
12:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:14Let's look at your next food.
12:16The Little Sisters in Bioshock.
12:19This feels like a trick question.
12:21Well, that is correct.
12:23And you are super correct.
12:26If you want the good ending, you don't eat the Little Sisters.
12:29Now, that's all relative.
12:31Because if you do go with the villain's ending,
12:34not a lot changes otherwise.
12:36However, according to Bioshock Infinite,
12:37we all know this bad game,
12:39there is nothing that changes within the grander scope of the universe,
12:42for there is always a lighthouse.
12:43No?
12:44It's really true.
12:46All right.
12:47Let's move on to your last food,
12:50which is a sinzu bean from Dragon Ball Z.
12:54It's a very funny image.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Like, how many times has that been photoshopped into a joint?
13:00Oh, yeah.
13:01Oh, jeez, that'd be so funny, dude.
13:04That is correct.
13:04You want to eat that sinzu bean.
13:06Yeah.
13:07Very crunchy bean.
13:08Feels good.
13:09It brings you back to full health.
13:11And look, Ryan, the fact checker,
13:13in spite of all your criticisms...
13:15I just said he was purple.
13:17...decided to procure some IRL Turkish delight,
13:21which is completely safe to eat,
13:23as long as you trust how clean Brian keeps the fact checker room.
13:26Clean enough.
13:28Can I betray my family, though?
13:29If you want to betray your family, that's up to you.
13:32That's why I would argue we were correct.
13:34Our wonderful art department procured
13:36what seemed to be the most tasty-looking Turkish delights,
13:39and not the ones from Narnia,
13:41which are just, like, the plain jelly kind,
13:43that are definitely disappointing.
13:45Should we eat these like Ghibli characters?
13:47Oh, yeah, yeah.
13:49So, at the end of that shiny round,
13:52Jarvis and Jordan, you had four correct.
13:54Brian and Em, Kiana and Caldwell.
13:57You both had five correct,
13:59so you both get a point for that shiny round.
14:01Yes!
14:03So, that brings our score to Jarvis and Jordan with one,
14:06Kiana and Caldwell with two,
14:07and Brian and Em with...
14:10Murph and Em with three.
14:11I'm actually... it's Murph.
14:13Did you hear me, like...
14:15You go wrong.
14:17You go wrong in your mouth.
14:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:19Let's move on to our next statement.
14:22Out of all the alien species and Animorphs,
14:24the Elemis stand out as especially unique.
14:28Near-omnipotent and capable of manipulating space-time,
14:31the Elemis that the Animorphs encounter
14:32is the last of his kind after his people
14:35were wiped out by the Capacins.
14:37Dude, I just flipped through the book
14:39to see the animal, like, transform.
14:41And then I put it away.
14:43I thought there were, like, little self-contained stories
14:46about a guy that becomes a bird.
14:48No, they were not.
14:49There's a mighty bullpen.
14:51Yeah, they were not self-contained.
14:53There was Kiana and Caldwell.
14:55Actually, I don't believe that it is the Capacins
14:59that wiped out the Elemis.
15:00In fact, I think that the Elemis is the only one of their kind.
15:03I think there's only one.
15:04I don't think it's a species at all.
15:06Okay.
15:08You are zeroing in on what is incorrect.
15:11Because I think the Capacins were the ones
15:12that were fighting the Pimolites.
15:14It was that dog-like species that you find later in the book.
15:16I think this is Scientology.
15:18So it was the Capacins.
15:19Okay.
15:20So, but, yeah, you were very close to zeroing in
15:23on what's wrong with this.
15:24Jarvis and Jordan?
15:25Um, actually, he's...
15:27I was going to say that they're not omnipotent.
15:31Go for it.
15:32They're not omnipotent.
15:33They are omnipotent.
15:35Ah.
15:35Okay.
15:37Um, actually...
15:38Murph and M.
15:38They're not an alien species.
15:41They're, like, uh...
15:43They're gods.
15:44Okay.
15:46Are you mad at us?
15:48No, I'm not mad at us.
15:48Here's what I'm going to do.
15:50Is you found out what's wrong,
15:53which is the fact that, uh,
15:55the Elemis is not a species.
15:58It isn't that they're gods.
16:00That is incorrect.
16:01So if these two can figure out
16:03what is specifically wrong with it...
16:05They are simply Earth-dwelling beings
16:08that have somehow gained the ability
16:11to be the way they are.
16:13That is incorrect.
16:15Caldwell, Kiana.
16:16Um, actually, I'm trying to remember the lore here.
16:19I can't tell if he's for real.
16:21He's for real, for real.
16:23Are they a, um, like, a computer simulation
16:26that, like, gained sentience
16:28and, like, now exists outside
16:29of their original programming?
16:31Incorrect.
16:32So that's going to go to Murph and M.
16:34I'm so sorry.
16:35The correction is
16:36the Elemist is actually his name,
16:39not his species.
16:40He is a Ketrin
16:41who gained his godlike powers
16:43long after his species was wiped out.
16:46Oh, right.
16:47So that point goes to Murph and M.
16:49Wow.
16:49And we will move on to our next statement.
16:53The Dagonropa, Phoenix Wright,
16:55and Zero Escape series of video games
16:57are all part of the death game
16:58subgenre of visual novels,
17:00a type of choose-your-own-adventure thriller
17:02where characters are trapped
17:04in elaborate compounds
17:05and forced to kill each other
17:06in order to escape.
17:08Jordan and Jarvis.
17:09Um, actually, Phoenix Wright is a,
17:12is a, sure, it's a choose-your-own-adventure thriller,
17:15but it's about a courtroom
17:17and it's about a defense attorney.
17:18Objection.
17:19That is right.
17:20That is correct.
17:21Wow.
17:22And Miles Hedgeworth is a bitch.
17:25Actually, you could argue
17:26that there is a death
17:27in every case in Phoenix Wright,
17:29so I think that the title
17:30of death game would apply.
17:32That is funny you should say that,
17:33Caldwell,
17:33because the correction is
17:34while there are murders in Phoenix Wright,
17:37they are not killing games.
17:39So that is a point
17:40for Jarvis and Jordan.
17:42All right, let's move on
17:43to our next statement.
17:45Larion made quite a few changes
17:46to Baldur's Gate 3
17:47between Early Access
17:48and its official release.
17:50One of the more notable changes
17:51was Will Ravengard,
17:53a party companion
17:54and member of the Blades of the Frontier.
17:57The warlock underwent
17:58a complete character overhaul,
17:59including a brand new voice actor.
18:02Um, actually,
18:03Will is the Blade of the Frontier.
18:05He's not a member.
18:06He is the Blade of Frontiers.
18:08That is correct.
18:09Let's go!
18:11Blade of Frontiers is a title.
18:14The Blades of the Frontier
18:15isn't a real group.
18:16Will is the only one.
18:18Shout out my boy, Will.
18:21Shout out, Stu.
18:21You became very boring later in the game.
18:22Yeah, why'd they do that
18:23to your boys?
18:25That brings our score
18:26to Kiana and Caldwell with two,
18:28Jarvis and Jordan with three,
18:29and Murph and Emily with four.
18:31Yes!
18:32This is, yes,
18:33closest to anyone's game.
18:35It's time for our next shiny question,
18:37bootleg boogaloo.
18:43You know how bootleg toys use names
18:45that are kind of like
18:46the thing they're copying?
18:47Well, we're going to read you
18:49some legally distinct titles
18:50of some real bootleg toys,
18:52and it's up to you to buzz in
18:54and figure out what nerdy property
18:56the toy is for.
18:57The team with the most correct answers
18:59wins the point.
19:00Your first bootleg toy.
19:02Hulk Narvel.
19:04Hulk Narvel.
19:06Jarvis and Jordan.
19:07It's just the Hulk.
19:09That is correct.
19:10Okay, I was like...
19:11I was deeply overthought that one.
19:12Me too.
19:13I was like, there's no way.
19:14That's a mid-conditioned Hulk Narvel.
19:16I don't think that's been seen
19:18in decades.
19:18Oh, they got Spider Guy up there, too.
19:21Oh, my God.
19:22Arachnid man.
19:23Also, I like his catchphrase,
19:25don't make me angry.
19:27Oh, he does say that.
19:28It's just the part of the copyright
19:30that shouldn't matter.
19:32Your next toy
19:34is Super Bat.
19:37Super Bat.
19:38Murph and M.
19:39Batman?
19:40That is correct.
19:42Fair play.
19:43Whoa!
19:44Wow!
19:46That's crazy!
19:47He's so much fucking cooler than his head.
19:50I know he was sick.
19:51Look at it in real life.
19:53Just non-fall action.
19:55Dude, he thinks.
19:56Does that mean it's just a test?
19:57Yes.
19:57What a full question.
19:57You can appreciate up here,
19:59this Justice Man on skateboard
20:00has an amazing non-fall action.
20:03Whoa!
20:04Amazing.
20:04I fall all the time,
20:05and this is aspirational to me.
20:07Yeah.
20:07Wow, and he's wearing
20:08his iconic Bluetooth headset.
20:11I love this guy.
20:13So your next bootleg toy
20:14is Galaxy Empire.
20:17Jarvis and Jordan.
20:18Oh, Star Wars.
20:19That is correct.
20:21This fucking rules.
20:23It's just a dude
20:25from Galaxy Empire?
20:26He does have a vest,
20:28which characters in Star Wars
20:30also wore.
20:30His famous vest.
20:32Your next bootleg toy
20:33is superpowers.
20:37Caldwell and Keanu.
20:39Superpowers.
20:40I just wanted to get one right.
20:41I'm going to guess Superman.
20:43That is correct.
20:44Oh, huge.
20:46Let's go.
20:47Oh, no.
20:48Oh, my God.
20:49He was the captain.
20:50What are they doing?
20:51They shot themselves in the foot
20:53by including art of Superman
20:55and Batman.
20:56Now I'm forced to compare the two.
20:58This feels like a Silver Age comic
20:59where it's just like,
21:00aha, Superman,
21:01how will you fight me
21:02when your ass is in front?
21:06You shall fall down.
21:08These last ones
21:10are going to be kind of wild
21:12and I can't wait to see
21:13if you guys can get them.
21:15First one is
21:15Amicable Herculean.
21:18Jarvis and Jordan.
21:19Is it Wonder Woman?
21:21No, that is incorrect.
21:22Caldwell and Keanu,
21:23Amicable Herculean.
21:25He-man?
21:26Incorrect.
21:27Good guess.
21:28That would make more sense
21:29than what this is.
21:30Who is this?
21:32Maybe we're double-dipping
21:33with The Incredible Hulk.
21:34That is incorrect.
21:35We'll call it there.
21:36This was for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
21:39Oh, my God.
21:42Is his head red?
21:43Wait, is he a pig?
21:45He's suffocating.
21:46He's suffocating.
21:46Somebody help him.
21:47He's just a pig.
21:48They're all dying.
21:49His body, he just...
21:50He's missing a shell.
21:53I would cry
21:54if someone got this
21:55for me as a child.
21:56All of the other ones,
21:57I'm like,
21:57I felt the tingle
21:59of childhood in me
22:00and this one makes me
22:01want to run
22:02in the other direction.
22:03It makes me so sad.
22:04So for your final bootleg toy
22:06and quite possibly
22:08my favorite,
22:09I'm glad we were able
22:10to find this one.
22:11Big fella.
22:13Big fella.
22:16Incorrect.
22:18Jarvis and Jordan.
22:19Godzilla.
22:20That is correct.
22:21Let's go!
22:22He's trying to big fellas.
22:24Let's go!
22:26He's the biggest, my fuck.
22:28It just says toys.
22:30A division of products.
22:33All right, so Caldwell,
22:36Kiana, you had one correct.
22:37Murph and M,
22:39you had one correct.
22:40Jarvis and Jordan,
22:41you have three corrects.
22:42You get the point for that.
22:43So our scores are
22:45Kiana and Caldwell with two,
22:46Jarvis and Jordan with four,
22:48Murph and M with four.
22:50And that will bring us
22:51into our next statement.
22:54Seaving Universe sings
22:55Giant Woman to encourage
22:56Pearl and Amethyst
22:57to fuse together
22:58while on a mission.
22:59He finally gets to see
23:00his first gem fusion
23:02when they combine
23:02to make Opal
23:03a giant four-armed archer.
23:06Um, actually,
23:07the first gem fusion
23:09he technically sees
23:10is Garnet.
23:11That is correct.
23:13Yeah!
23:14That's good.
23:15That's good.
23:17It is very impressive
23:19how eloquently
23:20you answered that.
23:21When you said
23:21I'm actually so naturally
23:22as the first thing
23:23out of your mouth,
23:24I was like, wow.
23:26Some people are like,
23:27built for this.
23:29Some people are like,
23:30truly,
23:30it's like when you see
23:31an athlete, like,
23:32do a sport.
23:33And you go,
23:34oh, as an average Joe,
23:36I could never.
23:37Some people really are
23:38just amicable Herculeans.
23:39Right after I'm saying.
23:40All right.
23:41That is a point
23:42for Caldwell and Kiana.
23:43We will move on
23:45to our next statement.
23:47I don't have friends,
23:48I got family.
23:50Though Dominic Toretto
23:51drops this memefied line
23:52in Furious 7,
23:53he's put family first
23:54since the very first film,
23:56back when he led heists
23:57on truck drivers
23:58hauling DVD players.
23:59As he says
24:00in The Fast and Furious,
24:01everyone's looking
24:02for a thrill,
24:03but what's real
24:04is family.
24:05Um, actually,
24:07they were VHS
24:09DVD player combos.
24:11Oh, I like that
24:12as a guess.
24:12That's still a DVD player.
24:14Yeah, that's not
24:15what's incorrect.
24:16Jervis and Jordan.
24:17Um, actually,
24:18I could be out of my gourd,
24:20but I believe
24:21he does not put
24:23family first
24:24in the first movie.
24:25Oh, no,
24:26you're definitely
24:26out of your gourd.
24:27He's been about family
24:28for a while.
24:28Um, you know what?
24:29I was thinking of Riddick.
24:30Um, actually,
24:31he doesn't say that
24:33in The Fast and the Furious.
24:34He says it
24:35in one of the other films.
24:36I was going to say
24:37Triple X instead.
24:38That is correct.
24:40Yes!
24:41Yes!
24:42I'm going to give him that!
24:44Bonus point for the film?
24:45Yeah, yeah, sure.
24:46If you can guess
24:46what film it's in.
24:48Furious 4.
24:50That is incorrect.
24:51And that is,
24:51that is not a film.
24:52I can have told you
24:53I need it.
24:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:54Fast and Furious 3?
24:56That is incorrect
24:56because that is
24:57Fast and Furious
24:57Tokyo Drift.
24:58What?
24:59Yes, Fast and Furious,
25:00Too Fast and Furious.
25:01No, Fast and Furious.
25:02Too Fast and Furious.
25:02Fast and Furious,
25:03Tokyo Drift.
25:03What's Real is Family
25:05is also from Furious 7.
25:07Do you think
25:08this might have happened
25:08because I don't have a car?
25:09They do make you
25:10watch all of the films
25:11when you guys watch it.
25:12This is actually
25:13from a driver's ed test.
25:14So that is a point
25:15for Murph and Em.
25:17And it is time
25:18for our final
25:19shiny question
25:20of the game.
25:21And we're taking
25:21half of you
25:22to the shiny stage.
25:29You're here as a team
25:30but how in sync
25:31are you?
25:32We will ask you
25:32to answer these next
25:33questions separately
25:34and it doesn't matter
25:36if you both get
25:36the correct answer
25:37so long as you both
25:38have the same answer.
25:40What?
25:41Can you trust your teammate
25:42to have the same knowledge
25:44or will you change
25:45your answer to match theirs?
25:47This is Drift Compatible.
25:49The team with the most matches
25:51will win the point.
25:53Your first question.
25:54Zelda is the princess
25:56of what kingdom?
26:03Caldwell and Kiana
26:04will start with you.
26:06Kiana has Hyrule.
26:07Caldwell has Hyrule.
26:10Jarvis and Jordan.
26:11Do you have something else there?
26:12Hyrule was right.
26:13Yeah, yeah.
26:14But what was the other thing
26:15you had there?
26:16I was drawing Superbat.
26:17Drawing Superbat.
26:18Oh.
26:18And Jarvis says Hyrule.
26:20That is correct.
26:21That is also a point for y'all.
26:23And Murph and Emily.
26:24And y'all both have Hyrule.
26:26That is correct.
26:26That is a point for y'all.
26:30That's so funny.
26:31I drew Amicable Herculean on mine.
26:33Oh.
26:34Look at that.
26:35Can we take away points for that?
26:36Because that's actually
26:37not part of it.
26:38No, they don't mean
26:38that they don't match.
26:40Zelda is not.
26:41That's not where she's from.
26:43Let's go into your next question.
26:46What is the most popular cartoon
26:53ever made?
26:54Kiana and Caldwell.
26:55Let's see what your picks were.
26:57Said Pokemon
26:58and then Mickey Mouse
26:59in parentheses.
27:00Dragon Ball Z.
27:02That is not going to be a point.
27:04You didn't match up.
27:05Even though I really love
27:06Caldwell's answer.
27:07I almost want to give you a point
27:08just for tugging at my heartstrings.
27:11Jarvis and Jordan.
27:12SpongeBob Squarepants.
27:13And you put The Simpsons.
27:15Yeah.
27:15And I go right at the bat
27:16because you're being weird about it.
27:17Okay.
27:18You don't get a point either.
27:19It doesn't match up.
27:20M and Murph.
27:22Dragon Ball Z
27:22and the Flintstones.
27:26Yun and Yang,
27:27dude, they could help me.
27:28I matched Caldwell.
27:30What are you two doing?
27:33Okay, that was no points for anyone,
27:36but a really good round.
27:36Do we find out the real answer?
27:38Popularity is a very vague thing.
27:41It's impossible to say.
27:42There's no correct answer.
27:44We're just trying to match.
27:45Your next question,
27:47the scariest horror film.
27:52Can I text a friend that knows Kiana?
27:58Murph and Emily,
27:59why don't you reveal?
28:00Lee says Chucky.
28:02Murph says Chucky.
28:03Yes!
28:05I'm so fucking scared of dolls.
28:07I'm so scared of dolls.
28:09I also just want to point out
28:10there is no such movie called Chucky.
28:13It's time to play!
28:15Jarvis and Jordan.
28:16Jarvis says Saw
28:17with a picture of Goku.
28:19Jordan says Hereditary
28:21with a picture of the Hulk.
28:22Kiana and Caldwell.
28:24What did you pick?
28:25Talk to me.
28:26Talk to me.
28:27Oh, that's a good one.
28:28Hereditary.
28:28And you drew the head off.
28:30Yes.
28:31That bit is quite funny.
28:32Yeah, it's so funny.
28:34All right,
28:35so Murph and Em
28:36get the point for that round.
28:38Your next question,
28:40who is the hottest character
28:41in Mortal Kombat?
28:48All right.
28:50Then we'll start with you,
28:52Kiana and Caldwell.
28:53I don't know any
28:54Mortal Kombat characters,
28:55so I'm fighting lady.
28:57Fighting lady.
28:59Hey, hey, hey.
29:01Fighting lady, Sonya.
29:02Please.
29:03Sonya Blade.
29:04I do want to say,
29:05that picture looks a lot
29:07like Sonya Blade.
29:08He's got the big opponent.
29:10All right,
29:10we will not give you the point,
29:12even though that is
29:12a very close one.
29:14Jarvis and Jordan,
29:15put Sub-Zero.
29:15Fuck, I forgot Sonya's name.
29:17Sonya Blade.
29:18I was going to say Sonya,
29:19but I put Sub-Zero
29:21because he's cold.
29:22Oh, he is so cool.
29:23Murph and Em,
29:24reveal your boards.
29:26Katana, Sub-Zero.
29:28No!
29:29That was the other one!
29:30I thought you would think
29:31I would write Sub-Zero.
29:33I did think you would write Sub-Zero.
29:34You have specifically said
29:36that Katana is hot.
29:36No, I'm a Malina girl.
29:38You don't know me at all.
29:39Your next question is,
29:41which superhero would be best
29:43at kicking Ify's ass?
29:52Murph and Em,
29:53would you like to reveal
29:54your superhero?
29:55I just wrote down
29:57Murph's favorite superhero.
29:59I just wrote Goku.
30:01You didn't match that up.
30:02Let's see,
30:03Jarvis and Jordan,
30:04put Black Panther,
30:05put Wolverine.
30:06Okay,
30:07Caldwell and Keanu.
30:08Okay, this is wrong,
30:09but I had a fun
30:10like train of thought for it.
30:14Oh, I like that train of thought.
30:16That's a great thing for that.
30:17I put Fighting Lady again.
30:20But this time she's black.
30:22Yeah, I'm defeated
30:22by fishnets often.
30:24That's a good one.
30:25Wolverine's wearing lingerie.
30:28This changes everything.
30:30Alright, everyone come back
30:31to the couch
30:31and we'll tally up those points.
30:33At the end of that
30:34shiny round,
30:35Jarvis and Jordan,
30:37Keanu and Caldwell,
30:38you all had one correct.
30:40Murph and Emily,
30:41you had two correct,
30:42so that point goes to you.
30:43Woo!
30:44Bringing our scores
30:46to three points
30:47for Keanu and Caldwell,
30:48four points for Jarvis and Jordan,
30:49and six points
30:51for Murph and Emily.
30:53Okay!
30:54Yes!
30:54Alright.
30:55And now for our final statement,
30:57which as always concerns
30:58real life skills.
31:03A French paradox
31:04is a term that appeared
31:06in the 1980s.
31:07Despite all their cheese-eating,
31:09the French have
31:09relatively low rates
31:10of heart disease
31:11thanks to their
31:12cultural consumption
31:13of red wine.
31:14A glass a day
31:15contains a healthy amount
31:16of resveratrol,
31:17a compound that has been proven
31:18to supplement heart health.
31:20Um, actually,
31:21it has not been proven
31:23that that supplement
31:24helps heart health.
31:25It's just speculation.
31:26That is correct.
31:28Ah!
31:29The red wine heart health
31:30argument is actually a myth,
31:32and some believe
31:33that the French paradox
31:34is an illusion
31:35due to changing
31:36dietary patterns
31:37and how the French
31:38collect health statistics.
31:40While some studies
31:41have found that resveratrol
31:42helped heart health
31:43in mice,
31:44there is no evidence
31:45that it applies to humans.
31:46Besides,
31:47an equivalent dose
31:48of resveratrol
31:49for humans
31:50far exceeds
31:51the amount found
31:52in a glass of wine.
31:53So, sorry, winos.
31:55Okay, but hear me out.
31:58You're an anamorph
31:59that can turn into a mouse.
32:00Ooh.
32:00Ooh.
32:01Okay.
32:02Now we're talking.
32:03Can you drink wine?
32:04Okay.
32:05Our final scores are
32:06Caldwell and Keanu
32:07with three,
32:08Jarvis and Jordan
32:09with five,
32:09and our winner
32:10for today,
32:12Murph and Em
32:13with six points.
32:15Thank you all
32:16for playing
32:16and thank you
32:17for watching.
32:18Join us next time
32:19for even more
32:19pedantic corrections
32:20here on Unmaxed.
32:21I just want the record
32:22to show that
32:23if I hadn't forgotten
32:23to say Unmaxed
32:24at the beginning,
32:25we would have been tied.
32:26And frankly,
32:27that rules my mind.
32:27And frankly,
32:28that's how it should be.
32:29There he is.
32:30Whoa.
32:31Whoa.
32:32I trusted the no-fall action.
32:34Yeah.
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