00:00Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all, it seems
00:09That's when they come and on the double, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:14It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee
00:19So now it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:24If there's a full moon, an old house with rotten stares, just walk around you
00:32Chance of war will be then, some day I'll eat that darn canary, and then I'll be happy if three
00:39But heck, do you think you should be wary?
00:42Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:45The chase goes on with each new mission, with backdrops aplenty, glow will be
00:50And throw it out there in contention, Sylvester and Tweedy
00:54Mysteries
00:57Patagonia, one of the most rugged and inhospitable areas in the world
01:11So why has Granny brought us here for vacation?
01:15Oh, the perfect place to do our bird watching
01:18Stay alert, boys
01:20If we're lucky, we just might see a vulture Griffiths
01:24The giant condor of the Andes
01:26And if we're really lucky, we'll see the hallucinating ritual of the condor
01:40Don't worry, folks, it's TV 14 tops
01:45Well, boys, happy bird watching
01:54You thought a moth phone
02:05Oh, poor putty looks pretty tired
02:17Hey-ya, boys
02:27I want you all to go out and find us some supper
02:32Nothing too heavy, I'm watching my figure
02:35Mating season is just around the corner, you know
02:38I want you to bring back a light tuna fish
02:42One packed in water, not oil
02:44You, I want to find a fatter-free cow
02:47Celine, he gives out cottage cheese instead of milk
02:51And you, pick up one of those nice, boneless, skinless chickens
02:56Huh?
03:01Pinky!
03:02You're still here?
03:03Go out with your brothers and find me some dinner
03:10Oh, no, no, no, no, no, can't do it
03:14Find something, anything, even a nice teeny tiny little appetizer
03:20No, no, no, no
03:22My little killer, I'm gonna do this for your own good
03:26And don't come back until you've got something
03:31No, can't do it
03:33Can't do it, no
03:35Can't do it, no
03:36Woo!
03:37I'm looking for a little snack-a-dee
03:46So my mommy won't cook me
03:51Say, that looked darn close to interesting
04:06This little fella here seems to fit the bill
04:11Enough bird watching
04:15I gotta work on my tan
04:19Ooh, better get some motion before I scorch my little hide onto a twist
04:36Oh, gotta get my old altimeter checked
04:42Hmm, there must be another way to get mama that birdie
04:47Now think, Leaky
04:49Think
05:00Got it!
05:01I know how to catch that little birdie
05:04High smart
05:06Gah!
05:09Ah, the twink mountain atmosphere
05:12Ah, my sweet lunch
05:15I got him!
05:16I got him!
05:17I got him!
05:18I got the little birdie!
05:19Hey!
05:20Who turned out the lights?
05:21With me loose!
05:22Say!
05:23What do you think you're doing, Buster?
05:24Uh, I'm catching a little birdie for mama
05:26Oh, yeah?
05:27Well, I got news for you, buzzard boy!
05:29That's my lunch!
05:31And no bird is gonna beat this cat out of sustenance!
05:33Now give me that sack or I'll move!
05:34Oh, I can't wait to show mama the little birdie!
05:36He must work out or something!
05:37Here we go, little birdie!
05:38Time to meet mama!
05:39I'm catching a little birdie!
05:40I'm catching a little birdie for mama!
05:41Oh, yeah?
05:42Well, I got news for you, buzzard boy!
05:43That's my lunch!
05:44And no bird is gonna beat this cat out of sustenance!
05:47Now give me that sack or I'll move!
05:49Oh, I can't wait to show mama the little birdie!
05:56He must work out or something!
06:01Here we go, little birdie!
06:04Time to meet mama!
06:06Love to chat, but I'm waiting for a dental appointment!
06:09No bird's gonna get the better of me!
06:22What are they gonna install?
06:24Escalators on these things!
06:28Can't we disgust this?
06:30On hands that bird, you mountain top turkeys!
06:34My hero!
06:36If anybody's gonna eat Songbird, it's me!
06:39Too much for heroes!
06:41Biggie, darling!
06:42I think it's time to put out the cat!
06:51Oh, pretty pato!
06:53That's it!
06:54I knew he was gonna eat me, but your daughter wrote for somebody!
06:58Is it too late to apologize?
07:00Uh, yup!
07:06Ow!
07:07Ow!
07:08Ow!
07:09Ow!
07:10Ow!
07:11Ow!
07:12Sylvester, quit playing or you'll scale the birds away!
07:16Well, it's been real, but I thought I don't know!
07:19Oh no!
07:20You can't leave now!
07:22We're just about to have a little snack!
07:24You!
07:26Come on, come on!
07:28Special delivery for Sylvester the cat!
07:35Mwahaha!
07:37Now I'll get my just-a-vert!
07:40A little oregano, a squirt of a olive oil, a pinch of a basil, and a dozen scoops of a lard!
07:48Could you please sit down on the wad?
07:51I'm trying to watch my figure!
07:54Be a good buzzard and answer the door, dear!
07:57Howdy, y'all!
07:58Jefferson Jehoshaphat's the name!
07:59Old friend of the family, son!
08:00In from the States for an aluminum siding convention!
08:02And I thought I'd rest the old dogs-
08:13You should pardon the expression-
08:16For a spell and pay you all and yours a kindly old-
08:32visit. Uh, hi. And say, I'm a little peckish, too. Y'all got anything I could think of my
08:41old pearly waxing, too? There you are, my tasty mid-morning repast.
08:53Well, hello, oh, oh. Who do we have here?
09:02We can eat later, big boy. Right now, it's time for some loving.
09:09Say now, you got to fall wrong, lady. Listen, I'm no bird. I'm really a pussycat.
09:18And I'm really a tiger, going in for the kill.
09:23Come here, you big hunk of buzzer.
09:27I guess it's time for me to weave these two wolf birds alone.
09:32Well, Hector, seems like this birdwatching sojourn is a total washout.
09:38Oh, I don't know about that.
09:41I don't believe it. The never-before-seen mating ritual of the giant condor. And I'm getting it all on tape.
09:50What's the matter, you? Don't you want a little kiss?
09:52I can't wait to show this to the folks at the Birdwatcher Weekly.
10:01Wait! For the love of humanity!
10:19Stop!
10:20I thought I'd tell a puddy bird!
10:26I did! I did tell you, puddy bird!
10:31You're welcome!
10:33You're welcome!
10:34You're welcome!
10:35You're welcome!
