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00:09Sorry, boys.
00:10Just give me a second.
00:11Just finalizing an order here for some hyaluronic acid.
00:14So I just need one second here.
00:16What?
00:18That's for his knees, that joint.
00:21Well, no, I have had hyaluronic acid injections done before in my knee,
00:26but I wasn't aware of all of the benefits of hyaluronic acid at that point.
00:31Now I'm reconsidering all my options.
00:32You are one of these suckers, man.
00:34If I had you and the ticket wizard, this ticket wizard,
00:39you can get him to buy anything.
00:41He bought like a hot air blower for under his covers
00:46so his wife can be warm, he can be cold,
00:50but I'm imagining it sounds like a hairdryer under your covers.
00:56But he buys everything.
01:00I remember he bought this vacuum cleaner once,
01:02and I'm like, but you paid $1,000 for a vacuum cleaner?
01:06And he's like, it's got the tornadic activity of an F7 tornado.
01:12So I'm assuming, based on just a total lack of reaction to my joke here,
01:21that neither of you read the article I sent this morning
01:23at around like 7.30 in the morning.
01:25I said some early morning reading for all of you.
01:28Oh, is that the penis injection?
01:31Correct.
01:32Oh, I got it.
01:33I thought you were actually ordering hyaluronic acid.
01:36No, I was making a joke about hyaluronic acid,
01:39which has become the story on day one of the Olympics.
01:46Ski jumpers are being investigated by the WADA,
01:50that's the World Anti-Doping Agency.
01:53They're investigating ski jumpers who could potentially be cheating
01:56by injecting hyaluronic acid in their penises.
02:02And you're probably saying, well, how does that increase their chances?
02:07Because you think it would actually slow you down the bigger your wing.
02:11Yeah, the big dangler.
02:12Correct.
02:13So I have done the research here,
02:16and what I mean by that is I've read the article.
02:19And so what happens here is...
02:21Well, can you stand up and have Jimmy stand up
02:24so I can see a before and after of this hyaluronic acid?
02:26We've got to see the difference.
02:28All right, well, we're going to need someone to play the after.
02:35Boy, when you guys stand, it looks like that movie Twins.
02:38Stand up again, Solana.
02:40Jimmy looks like Danny DeVito in Twins.
02:45Both of y'all got peek-a-boos.
02:51Don't act like you're not impressed.
02:54Don't be hating.
02:55Here is why skiers are, again, allegedly injecting hyaluronic acid
03:04into their appendages.
03:06Because they have to get their body suits,
03:10which are supposed to be skin tight,
03:12measured and approved prior to competing.
03:16Well, what they're doing is when they go in for these measurements,
03:19they're injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid
03:23so that at the time that they're being measured,
03:26there's more space in that area
03:28when the suit is being made and approved.
03:31Right, because these, I mean, are as tight and form-fitting as anything.
03:35So they're getting a bigger, looser suit.
03:39And because of that, when they go compete,
03:41there's more space in the suit now.
03:44And that could actually lead to about,
03:47they're saying between five to six meters in extra jump length
03:51because it's like a sail catching wind when you're up in the air.
03:56Oh, interesting.
03:58Wow.
04:00That's fascinating, man.
04:03So what are they going to have to do?
04:05I guess like a baseline concussion test, right?
04:08You'd have to have a baseline penis measurement, right?
04:12Because, I mean, once you're an adult, it's not going to grow anymore.
04:16No.
04:18Really?
04:18Really?
04:28Well, Hawk, as you know,
04:33I may or may not be engaged to somebody who is certified
04:38and is a nurse practitioner certified
04:41to work with injectables,
04:43hyaluronic acid being one of them.
04:46So perhaps, in the name of science,
04:52I may be looking into this developing story
04:57on behalf of water.
04:57Trust me, she's injecting you in your sleep.
05:00She's dying over there.
05:01She don't want that little peek-a-wink no more.
05:03So for those of us challenged in certain areas,
05:07I'll report back.
05:09And I'll let you know if it saves my marriage.
05:14It's hyaluronic acid, man.
05:20Commercials for the Super Bowl this year, fellas,
05:22are going to cost between $8 to $10 million per 30 seconds.
05:26And there's already a bunch that have been released.
05:28So if you want to cheat and watch the ones
05:30that are being posted on social media
05:32by the different brands,
05:33you can do that.
05:34But that's the price this year,
05:35between $8 and $10 million per 30 seconds.
05:46The Super Bowl, for those of you who aren't aware,
05:49is going to be on NBC.
05:49It's going to stream exclusively,
05:52so if you don't have cable, you don't have NBC,
05:54on Peacock.
05:55So those are the two places that you can watch it.
05:58Coverage of the game begins at noon,
05:59but the actual official pregame show
06:02is going to start at 1 p.m. on Sunday.
06:05So five and a half hours.
06:09It's almost like one of our Cane's pregame shows.
06:12Long pregame, five hours.
06:15Did you see Vic took a picture?
06:16I guess Telemundo, their coverage,
06:19they had a sit-down one-on-one with Bad Bunny.
06:21Of course, Vic gets a picture of everybody.
06:23I mean, this guy.
06:24I mean, Bad Bunny, you'd have to get a picture, though.
06:26For sure.
06:26One of the biggest music stars in the world.
06:28For sure.
06:30So I know we talked about Hawk earlier in the week
06:33about prop bets for Bad Bunny,
06:35specifically for his show.
06:37And I have some of the odds here in front of me.
06:41But I've handicapped this myself.
06:44As you know, I'm a huge Bad Bunny fan,
06:45and I've been a Bad Bunny fan before he really blew up.
06:48I've seen him in concert five times already.
06:50I recall.
06:50Over the past decade.
06:52So the favorite is the song Jimmy played earlier.
06:55It's Titi Me Preguntou.
06:56It's probably his most popular song.
06:57That's the favorite for him to open up.
07:00First song performed.
07:02And it's like minus 120, minus 125,
07:05depending on where you look.
07:07Nowhere on any website, on any book,
07:11have I found the song I think he's going to open up with,
07:14which is off his new album.
07:16And the song is titled Voy a Llevarte a Perre.
07:20Perre is short for Puerto Rico.
07:22And it translates to,
07:23I'm going to take you to Puerto Rico.
07:25He's all about Puerto Rico.
07:28He mentions Puerto Rico every time he gets an opportunity.
07:31He really puts on for his country.
07:33And I think it makes perfect sense.
07:35I'm going to take you guys to Puerto Rico to open up this show.
07:38So I think that's what he's going to start with.
07:39So if you can find that,
07:41and you think I have any sense in the world,
07:43you should bet it.
07:44And I think he's going to-
07:45Big long shot, too, if it's not available anywhere.
07:47Massive long shot.
07:48Massive long shot.
07:49And I think he's going to end-
07:50I think he's going to open up with the collab with DBJ
07:53that not a lot of people are aware of.
07:55Do you have that, Jimmy?
07:58Let me find it.
07:59He got to open with a banger, Solana.
08:02Not Welcome to Puerto Rico.
08:04Well, it is a banger.
08:06It's one of the more popular songs off his new album.
08:08I think it is a banger.
08:10And the song that a lot of people-
08:11It's also one of the favorites to open up with,
08:14which is Baile Inolvidable,
08:16which is Unforgettable Dance.
08:19I think he's going to end with that song,
08:21which you can bet, by the way.
08:23Also one of the favorites for ending songs,
08:25because I think it makes sense.
08:27Unforgettable Dance for the last song.
08:29This is unforgettable.
08:31So that's what I've handicapped.
08:32If either of you want to do any-
08:34or take that information and run with it.
08:36Yo soy pescador.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Is it possible he opens with Shebangs?
08:42Or Vida Loca?
08:44Yo soy pescador.
08:46Possible that he brings out Ricky Martin as a special guest.
08:49Isn't he Puerto Rican?
08:51Is Ricky Martin Puerto Rico?
08:53I don't know.
08:54That's why I asked.
08:56Si.
08:57Yeah, he is.
08:57Ricky Martin is Puerto Rican.
08:59Yeah.
08:59Is Ricky Martin still around?
09:02Is it possible he brings out Unfunny Lewis,
09:04who happens to be Puerto Rican?
09:06He's Puerto Rican too.
09:08And he is unfunny.
09:12Did you find that DBJ call, Jimmy?
09:14I did not.
09:16What do you think we have at Save Des, Solana?
09:20I don't know.
09:20I have to go back there and look.
09:23We'll get it, though.
09:23It's definitely-
09:24Is it possible that he opens with Noche De Six, though?
09:26I hope not.
09:29I hope not.
09:29I hope not.
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