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Odd Jobs (1986) is a lighthearted comedy that follows a young man juggling a series of unusual work opportunities while navigating everyday life. Through humorous situations and colorful encounters, the film explores ambition, adaptability, and finding one’s place in the world. With a playful tone, memorable characters, and a relaxed pace, this movie delivers an entertaining look at personal growth, friendship, and making the most of unexpected opportunities.
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00:00:30Hi, I'm Kathy from Business Life Magazine.
00:00:32So, what do you say we get right down to work here?
00:00:35Now, who is going to be telling the story?
00:00:37Well, where would you like us to start?
00:00:39Well, let's start way back at the beginning.
00:00:41Well, in the beginning, the Earth was ruled by enormous reptiles,
00:00:45trampling foliage and villagers.
00:00:48Roy, that's too far back.
00:00:50Oh, I'm sorry.
00:00:51It seemed like it would be just another summer.
00:00:54Little did I know that I would be making major decisions,
00:00:57crucial decisions,
00:00:59decisions that would affect the rest of our lives.
00:01:02Too much cardboard right up front.
00:01:03That's wrong.
00:01:04That's wrong.
00:01:06Alternate.
00:01:07You alternate.
00:01:09But suitcase.
00:01:11This goes on top.
00:01:12I know that.
00:01:13Okay.
00:01:14Roy, let's get out of here.
00:01:17Watch this.
00:01:18Watch what happens.
00:01:20That's wrong.
00:01:21You've been out here for four hours.
00:01:26Max, there's nothing on the truck.
00:01:28Hey, who's working as a professional mover this summer?
00:01:32You're working as a mover.
00:01:32Thank you.
00:01:33Who knows the difference between a reefer strap and a hump dolly?
00:01:37Or a hump?
00:01:38Who knows the difference between a hump strap and a reefer dolly?
00:01:41I know what they are.
00:01:42Max is not supposed to take this long.
00:01:44You're like packing a truck.
00:01:46It's a very delicate, it's a very complicated deal.
00:01:49You can, look, you want to do it.
00:01:51You can do it your way.
00:01:52You can rush things and get it all wrong.
00:01:54Or you can do it my way and get it rent.
00:01:57What do you want to do?
00:01:58That's a choice.
00:02:09Heads up, wood man!
00:02:15How you doing?
00:02:16Why do they call you wood man?
00:02:19I'll tell you one thing.
00:02:20It's not because of the toothpick.
00:02:22I think your tie's a little crooked.
00:02:28I can use a hand here, Byron.
00:02:35Hey, Dwight, you know, I'm thinking about this moving thing.
00:02:37We are thinking so small.
00:02:39We're not thinking big.
00:02:40The entire universe is moving, right?
00:02:42Why do we have to move within that?
00:02:44The universe, Byron?
00:02:46I'll let the universe move your stuff.
00:02:55This whole school year's gone by so fast.
00:02:57I feel like as though I've missed a great deal of it.
00:03:02That about does it.
00:03:04Let's go.
00:03:05Where's Roy?
00:03:06He said he'll be down in a second.
00:03:13I really enjoyed our little exchange.
00:03:16Here goes.
00:03:17Ah, this is exhilarating.
00:03:19Excuse me, pardon me.
00:03:20Uh, pardon me.
00:03:21Uh-oh, I didn't plan for this.
00:03:22Ow!
00:03:23Oh!
00:03:23Oh!
00:03:24Oh!
00:03:27It wasn't long before we were on the road to greatness.
00:03:42I thought we were on the interstate, Matt.
00:03:43It's just an expression, Roy.
00:03:45Well, I was stuck on the cul-de-sac of life.
00:03:47That's too many expressions, Roy.
00:03:49It was just the five of us.
00:04:02Your average bunch of normal guys.
00:04:05How's, how's, uh, therapy going?
00:04:07Good.
00:04:07Good.
00:04:08You know, I always enjoy it.
00:04:08How's yours going?
00:04:09Good.
00:04:10Do they give you drugs?
00:04:11No.
00:04:12You get drugs?
00:04:13Well, yeah.
00:04:13There were just the five of us, but working together, nothing could stop us.
00:04:26Working together, we could overcome any obstacle.
00:04:29Working together was out of the question, man.
00:04:31So long, Whitman.
00:04:33See you guys.
00:04:34All right.
00:04:34Only Byron and Dwight actually planned on working together.
00:04:38Then you can do anything that human beings want.
00:04:39Tells you about golf?
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:41Perfect example.
00:04:43Let's look at golf.
00:04:43What is it?
00:04:44You've got to hit that little ball in that little hole, right?
00:04:47Right.
00:04:47Very Freudian.
00:04:49Very Freudian.
00:04:50I'm telling you, Byron, being a caddy is a piece of cake.
00:04:53All you've got to do is pick up the balls and carry the bags,
00:04:56be nice to the golfers, and they give you big tips.
00:04:59Yeah, that's good for me.
00:05:01I can, I can deal with people like that.
00:05:02How come your dad's not picking you up this year?
00:05:04Usually your dad picks you up.
00:05:06Oh, yeah.
00:05:06Well, he's working on this big military contract.
00:05:08My father's working on lawn equipment for third world nations
00:05:11that require armed lawn equipment.
00:05:13I don't know they have that.
00:05:15Well, they do now, thanks to my dad.
00:05:16You get the little ball, the little hole, and you get how many holes?
00:05:1918 holes?
00:05:20Right.
00:05:20Divide that by two.
00:05:21What do you got?
00:05:21Nine.
00:05:21Nine months.
00:05:22We were all going our separate ways to our various odd jobs,
00:05:26but still, we remain close.
00:05:28So how's Sally doing?
00:05:31Good.
00:05:31Do you talk to her a lot?
00:05:32No.
00:05:33Probably haven't spoken to her for two, about like two or five months.
00:05:39Oh, yeah?
00:05:39That's love.
00:05:40Yeah.
00:05:40Because it's, you know, it's unspoken.
00:05:42I didn't talk to my father for about three months once,
00:05:45and he took my birth certificate and destroyed it.
00:05:49That's not very normal.
00:05:51Well, then again, neither is my father.
00:05:53It was the end of another long, hard year of college.
00:05:56You think it's easy spending all your parents' money?
00:05:58Well, yeah, but from then on, we were going to be supporting ourselves.
00:06:01Making our own living.
00:06:02Working toward that American dream, with two cars in every garage.
00:06:06Speaking of which, wasn't that the summer of the car theft crisis?
00:06:10All right, one car in every garage.
00:06:15Roy wasn't sure what he was going to be doing that summer.
00:06:18Well, my dad wanted me to do freelance work as a mercenary in South America.
00:06:23Identify yourselves.
00:06:24It's me, Dad.
00:06:26Your son, Roy.
00:06:27You know, serial number one.
00:06:29So, uh, will you be kicking some commie ass?
00:06:33You idiot!
00:06:34It's nighttime!
00:06:37I'm going to the market.
00:06:39The market's, uh, not open at this hour.
00:06:44It will be.
00:06:46Now get out in the backyard and dig your dinner trench, you whip!
00:06:51K-Rush is at 2100!
00:06:52Yes, sir.
00:06:53See you around, Roy.
00:06:53Nice job.
00:06:54Nice job.
00:06:56Uh, I can dig you guys a trench if you...
00:06:59On the double!
00:07:00Move out!
00:07:00Let's go!
00:07:01Hut, hut, hut, hut!
00:07:07See you, Max.
00:07:07Take it easy.
00:07:08So long, guys.
00:07:09I'll call you tomorrow.
00:07:10Listen, Dwight, I got to thank you.
00:07:11I, uh, this thing with your parents put me up for the whole summer.
00:07:14It's great.
00:07:15I really appreciate it.
00:07:16Oh, that's no problem, man.
00:07:17I told you, my family's cool.
00:07:18Well, yeah, I mean, I, I mean, I know they're cool.
00:07:20I mean, they're black, right?
00:07:22I mean, you're black, they're black.
00:07:23Of course they're gonna be cool.
00:07:24Just relax.
00:07:24Just relax.
00:07:27Dwight, of course I'm gonna relax.
00:07:29I mean, I know how to relate to people.
00:07:30I mean, I'm a people person, right?
00:07:32We all know that.
00:07:33I'm gonna relax.
00:07:34I'm gonna, I can, I can deal with this.
00:07:35Just be cool.
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:37Well, yeah.
00:07:38I mean, be cool, man.
00:07:40Be cool.
00:07:43Yeah.
00:07:45Wow!
00:07:47Hot pants!
00:07:49Hold up, hold up.
00:07:50Hold up the focus.
00:07:51He just said I didn't do anything.
00:07:53Gordon is now.
00:07:54Ivan.
00:07:57Pist, pist, pist, pist, pist, pist.
00:08:00Oh, my sweet heart.
00:08:02You look good.
00:08:04Dr. Lawrence!
00:08:06Wow, what's happening?
00:08:08Ooh, Mrs. Lawrence, that dress is all the way to life.
00:08:11You people got some serious crib.
00:08:14Yeah. It's fresh. I like it. Yeah.
00:08:20He's majoring in the Black Studies program at school.
00:08:24You know, I really enjoyed living at your house, Dwight.
00:08:26Yeah, Byron. Well, you almost died there, too.
00:08:30And me? Well, I rushed right into the arms of the woman I loved.
00:08:35It's simple. Simple. I'll just tell her. Sally,
00:08:39I know I said I wasn't ready for a serious relationship
00:08:42and that we should see other people,
00:08:44but I made a mistake because I don't want to see anybody else,
00:08:46and I know you're not seeing anybody else except maybe this guy.
00:08:49You know, Sal, I'd never have met anyone that didn't like me,
00:08:52but then what's not to like?
00:08:57Max!
00:08:58Sally.
00:09:00Hey, come on, babe.
00:09:03Nice truck, dude.
00:09:05Would you hold on a second, Spud?
00:09:07Spud? That's the guy's name? Spud?
00:09:09I've never met a person named Spud.
00:09:11Why haven't you called?
00:09:12I don't know. I thought I would just, you know,
00:09:15kind of surprise you and show up, so I did.
00:09:18You've got to talk, Max.
00:09:20Absolutely. I think we should talk. Let's talk now. I'm free.
00:09:23Hey, come on, Sal. Talk's cheap. Let's book.
00:09:31You don't understand.
00:09:33Dude, I just called once.
00:09:36I understand.
00:09:37Sal, you don't have to explain things to me.
00:09:39I'm a big boy, and I'm fine. I'm gonna be busy anyway.
00:09:41I didn't tell you I got a job starting tomorrow.
00:09:44Well, I didn't stay depressed too long.
00:09:46I threw myself into my work,
00:09:48where I found myself a member of the Cabrizi Brothers'
00:09:51elite team of moving professionals.
00:09:53You could have served that one up for lunch, Frankie!
00:09:59They were truly a rare breed.
00:10:03I'm not sure which species, but they were definitely a rare breed.
00:10:08You been in with Dennis?
00:10:10Nicky, Nicky, please.
00:10:13You know how to disturb you. Please don't do that.
00:10:15I can't believe you actually had to work with those guys, Max.
00:10:19Right, of course, you worked for a Fortune 500 company that summer.
00:10:23Actually, it was more like a Miss Fortune 500 company.
00:10:27If God were alive today, he would buy a Monty vacuum cleaner.
00:10:37And do you know who he'd buy it from?
00:10:41He would buy it from you!
00:10:43And you!
00:10:45And you!
00:10:46Say hallelujah!
00:10:48Hallelujah!
00:10:50Now I want you to get out there and sell those house suckers.
00:10:53Any questions?
00:10:55How do you guys expect to work with classy people?
00:10:58Unless you're a classy guy?
00:11:00Evening.
00:11:04Whoa!
00:11:05That was a badass year.
00:11:06I think you're gonna really like this.
00:11:08Yeah, or unless your Uncle Lou owns the restaurant.
00:11:10Woodrow.
00:11:11Oh.
00:11:12Yeah, thanks, Froggy.
00:11:13Yeah, I needed this.
00:11:14I think these things just, just to pop, just to pop right off.
00:11:18I think it's time to check the roast.
00:11:37Well, you had better luck with relatives than I did, Woody.
00:11:41Hey, what are you talking about?
00:11:42Right from the first day.
00:11:43I felt like part of the family.
00:11:44Yeah, these are good grits, Mrs. Lawrence.
00:11:45Those are Rice Krispies, Baron.
00:11:46Oh, yeah.
00:11:47Yeah, I can see them snap, crackle, and pot locking in my bowl.
00:11:48Check it out, man.
00:11:49They spin it on their heads.
00:11:50Yo, Brad, you see Dr. J the other night?
00:11:53Dr. J, the brother know basketball, man.
00:11:54He know the hoops.
00:11:55He's like Ali.
00:11:56He the Ali of basketball.
00:12:13Ali's another good one.
00:12:15He hasn't even played with the favorite flippies.
00:12:16That's the best.
00:12:17See what?
00:12:18I don't like the best.
00:12:19C'est un bon.
00:12:21Oh, man, don't be kicking me, Dwight.
00:12:23Let the brother be free, man.
00:12:25Abraham Lincoln gave us all freedom.
00:12:29Mr. Lawrence, roots.
00:12:32I've seen roots two, three times in reruns, man.
00:12:35It changed my life, Mr. Lawrence,
00:12:37to see the brother fighting for the struggle against oppression.
00:12:40That's some wicked... Oh, man, that's some cold shit.
00:12:43They should try that shit with me. I'd be all in that face.
00:12:45I said, what are you talking about? That's some bullshit.
00:12:49Right from the first day, I learned a lot
00:13:04about the fine art of residential relocation.
00:13:11It's a very delicate thing.
00:13:15Hey, Nicky. I learned the lingo.
00:13:17This place is gonna be a cakewalk.
00:13:19Remember this antique cardboard Frenchy faggot shit.
00:13:24Hey, you're a pretty strong guy.
00:13:26You lift weights.
00:13:29I learned the moves.
00:13:31Frankie!
00:13:33Yes!
00:13:34And it counts!
00:13:36Hey, Dickweed.
00:13:37You thirsty?
00:13:39Well, not right now. Later or now is good, too.
00:13:46I learned you should never lift something you can't lift.
00:13:50On my first day, I was made head sales representative for my zone.
00:13:54Yeah, the Twilight Zone.
00:13:56Yeah, I didn't see that signpost up ahead.
00:13:58Nice reception.
00:14:05You know, this is actually my favorite movie, but I didn't find it all that believable.
00:14:11I...
00:14:14Then again, that's just my opinion.
00:14:24Ah!
00:14:26Hey, Earl!
00:14:27Some guy out here wants to sell us some more crap.
00:14:29What happened?
00:14:34Fall? Lightning?
00:14:36No, we had some rain last week, though.
00:14:39Oh, man.
00:14:40Well, that'll happen when you don't have a roof.
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42Huh?
00:14:44Uh...
00:14:45Shoplifting a problem?
00:14:46Here.
00:14:48Ah, honey.
00:14:49God...
00:14:50Give me a ding!
00:14:52Oh, fellas, this here's Roy.
00:14:57Roy, this is Earl.
00:14:59He's my cousin and my brother and my husband.
00:15:03Now, this here's Lester.
00:15:05He's my uncle and my first husband.
00:15:07We broke up, but we're still friends.
00:15:10It's a pleasure, Roy.
00:15:11Well, I'll see y'all later.
00:15:22I still have a whole mess.
00:15:25Sheep to ten, too.
00:15:30Here I come.
00:15:32Oh, that Lester.
00:15:34He's a real slop jockey, ain't he?
00:15:38Well, honey, can I help you?
00:15:42So, what you got in that fancy case of years, Roy?
00:15:50Well, folks, I'd like you to meet the Monty 6000.
00:15:55It's a nuclear vacuum cleaner.
00:15:58Hello?
00:15:59No?
00:56:13ou je ne sais pas si on a la police,
00:56:15ou je ne sais pas si on a la police.
00:56:17Cretans !
00:56:19What are you waiting for ?
00:56:21Hang on a second.
00:56:23Merci à Mrs. Finnelli,
00:56:25maximum moving est en train de se faire et
00:56:27et nous sommes à chaque $138.40.
00:56:34All right, let's see.
00:56:36Finnelli.
00:56:38Finnelli.
00:56:40Finnelli ou l'a-f ?
00:56:42Great, more business.
00:56:44I'll get it.
00:57:07Wednesday.
00:57:09Fix desk.
00:57:12So, you had a little fun with Manny Caprese, huh ?
00:57:16Well, I'm here to tell you what a dangerous occupation moving furniture can be.
00:57:22Things happen sometimes.
00:57:24Maybe your leg gets broken.
00:57:26Maybe your face gets messed up a bit.
00:57:29Just a little bit. Huh ?
00:57:31Yes, a little bit. A little bit.
00:57:33You know.
00:57:38Now remember.
00:57:39Caprese rhymes with sleazy.
00:57:55Have a nice day.
00:57:56Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:58:26You're not moving again, are you?
00:58:28Oh, just rearranging furniture.
00:58:31Just Byron?
00:58:34Oh, well, then we'll send Byron over.
00:58:37No problem at all. It's our pleasure, Mrs. Finnelli.
00:58:44I like working with people.
00:58:46This is a good job.
00:58:48Yeah, well, you're doing something right,
00:58:49because that lady's our best customer.
00:58:51She's our only customer.
00:58:52Is it possible we're doing something wrong?
00:58:55Well, my father says that it's a simple matter of centralized demographics.
00:59:00You see, population movement reflects a realignment in socioeconomic dispositioning,
00:59:05according to demonstrated microeconomic field theory.
00:59:09What you're trying to say is people need a reason to move?
00:59:13Well, yeah, it's a short version, I suppose.
00:59:17Time for plan B.
00:59:19Wait a second. Wait a second. What is plan B?
00:59:21It's called plan B.
00:59:29Okay, now everybody knows the plan, right?
00:59:31Yeah!
00:59:32Okay, plan B, right?
00:59:33Yeah!
00:59:34Okay, give me the win, give me the win.
00:59:39Okay, give me the hat, give me the hat, give me the hat.
00:59:41Yeah, okay.
00:59:42Okay, that's good.
00:59:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:44What's up, Y.E.?
00:59:45What's up, Y.E.?
00:59:48What's up, Y.E.?
00:59:49Baby, this neighborhood is our dream. They got little white kids and everything.
01:00:10Hey, squeeze your new neighbor's wife.
01:00:14Oh, my God.
01:00:15Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:00:17Dad.
01:00:18Dad, Dad, Dad, what?
01:00:20The trick wants some more money. Some more money.
01:00:23Okay, okay, okay.
01:00:24Tell them, tell them it's $100 more for you,
01:00:26$50 for the bulldozer,
01:00:28$75 for the three fat chicks in the closet,
01:00:30the squirrel is $5.50,
01:00:32and the moose is going to be $38.50.
01:00:45I'll be with your white ass in a minute.
01:00:46I'm going to talk to you about this job.
01:00:50No, no, put this world on the floor.
01:00:54We got the right stuff.
01:00:55Two to one of them big, we want to survive.
01:00:57We decided to hold, we've got to take the dive.
01:00:59For security's sake, someone's got to pay the price.
01:01:01And we'll all be grateful for your sacrifice.
01:01:04And when the missing stands, will your home reach the beat.
01:01:06Let it be.
01:01:07You did it for your man's tea.
01:01:11No one saved the world.
01:01:15No one saved the world.
01:01:20No one saved the world.
01:01:22That's the first one.
01:01:23Check it out, brother.
01:01:24No one saved the world.
01:01:26And I ain't going to take it no more.
01:01:29Your barbecue in your backyard.
01:01:31Everybody is jamming and partying hard.
01:01:33Sitting at the table, passing through the ramp.
01:01:35When something starts bubbling out on the ground.
01:01:38It looks real bad.
01:01:39It smells real funny.
01:01:40It's dark.
01:01:40It's dirty.
01:01:41It's sticky.
01:01:41It's running.
01:01:42It looks like something from a horror flick.
01:01:44It turns your stomach.
01:01:45It made you sick.
01:01:46Your buddy won't go away.
01:01:48So the next day, government man comes to move it away.
01:01:51When he grows up in his big white truck,
01:01:53he says,
01:01:53Just one more to go.
01:02:03With a gas mask, carry in a can.
01:02:05He's going to take a step and run a few tests,
01:02:07then come back tomorrow to clean up the rest.
01:02:09All right, all right.
01:02:24All right, all right.
01:02:25Back to my movie.
01:02:31Liberty Pie.
01:02:33When you're successful, it seems like everyone knows about it.
01:02:35And everyone wants to be a part of it.
01:02:37Especially the women.
01:02:39It's true.
01:02:40They start to treat you with a lot more respect.
01:02:50Roy.
01:03:01Here you go.
01:03:02I'm telling you, German women, they're the best.
01:03:04Are you okay?
01:03:04I really do.
01:03:05Go for it.
01:03:07It did feel good to accomplish something.
01:03:11I know I may not have had everything I wanted,
01:03:14but I had myself,
01:03:16and I had friends who cared about me.
01:03:20You also had enemies who cared about you.
01:03:23That's true.
01:03:24Business is slow.
01:03:29I don't like it.
01:03:32I don't like it at all.
01:03:34I think it's time we taught these punks a little lesson.
01:03:38Right, boss.
01:03:38Huh?
01:03:39Right, boss.
01:03:41Huh, moron?
01:03:42Right, boss.
01:03:42Right, boss.
01:03:42Can I say something?
01:04:06Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
01:04:08This is Mr. Handelman's concert piano.
01:04:10He told me it's $90,000 worth of piano here,
01:04:13so can we please be a little more careful?
01:04:16This may not be important,
01:04:18but there's a banana on the stairs.
01:04:21Will somebody pick it up?
01:04:23It's not where he wanted it.
01:04:38That's $90,000.
01:04:41I mean, he specifically told me he didn't want it there.
01:04:45$90,000.
01:04:45Oh, fine.
01:04:50$95,000.
01:04:57Alors, aujourd'hui n'était pas un bon jour.
01:04:59Qu'est-ce que nous faisons maintenant?
01:05:01Insurance covers le damage.
01:05:04Nous avons encore une paie pour le don,
01:05:06qui signifie que nous avons besoin de l'argent.
01:05:08Nous pouvons faire plus de trois grands
01:05:10sur le Smithtown job.
01:05:11Nous avons le Smithtown.
01:05:13C'est ce qu'il y a une bonne forme.
01:05:14Nous sommes en bonne forme, nous ne pensons pas.
01:05:17Je ne pense pas que vous réalisez...
01:05:18Je ne pense pas que nous sommes bien.
01:05:21Si les Cabrizeaux sociaux veulent faire des choses,
01:05:24c'est-ce qu'ils veulent qu'ils veulent.
01:05:27Je ne pense pas qu'ils veulent.
01:05:29Nous sommes professionnels.
01:05:31Nous ne devons pas s'étouper à leur niveau.
01:05:34Nous pouvons.
01:05:35Mais nous pouvons.
01:05:36Vous êtes sûr que vous avez fait l'argent pour 6,000 pounds?
01:05:40Oui, absolument.
01:05:41Je ne veux pas de l'argent comme le truc.
01:05:42Je ne veux pas.
01:05:44Je ne veux pas, c'est pas un peu trop.
01:05:47C'est un peu trop.
01:05:48Oui, c'est un peu trop.
01:05:49Oui, c'est-ce qui.
01:05:50Oui, c'est-ce qui, c'est-ce qui ?
01:05:51Je ne veux pas être pushy, mais j'ai besoin d'être là pour lunch aujourd'hui.
01:05:55Oui.
01:05:55Vous êtes bien, vous êtes prêts à prendre mon furniture.
01:05:59Vous êtes prêts à prendre chaque piece de la porte,
01:06:00et nous allons vous montrer où vous placez.
01:06:02C'est bon.
01:06:03Je vais prendre votre ass et faire ça dans la rue et stomp sur ça.
01:06:06Je vais vous squash, Frankie.
01:06:08Non, non, non. Je ne veux pas.
01:06:09Je peux prendre ça, man.
01:06:10Non, je ne pense pas.
01:06:13Peut-être que j'ai dû avoir ça moi-même, Missy.
01:06:17J'ai hâte d'avoir hâte de l'honneur de l'honneur l'honneur.
01:06:19Ça va, ça va, ça va.
01:06:21C'est bon.
01:06:22Et pour le moment, s'il vous plaît, c'est bien.
01:06:25Je ne veux pas vous faire de l'honneur de l'honneur de l'honneur.
01:06:28Et si vous voulez utiliser notre bathroom, vous n'allez pas.
01:06:31Go à l'autre.
01:06:33Ah.
01:06:34Tu pig.
01:06:35Hey, listen, lady.
01:06:37Pourquoi pas vous et Mr. Wrinkles,
01:06:38de l'honneur de l'honneur de l'honneur.
01:06:40Ouais.
01:06:45Here goes.
01:06:49You touch anything up there?
01:06:50I didn't touch nothing, Frankie.
01:06:51You guys wait right here.
01:06:53Here, don't move.
01:06:54You guys all right?
01:06:55You big gorilla.
01:06:57You big gorilla.
01:06:59Yeah, they're all right.
01:07:00Uh, where did you want us to put this furniture?
01:07:03Well, we deserved a little celebration.
01:07:04We had just one last payment to make to the Don,
01:07:05and the big Smithtown job the next day.
01:07:06We were pretty much home free.
01:07:07I don't know.
01:07:08I don't know.
01:07:09I don't know.
01:07:10I don't know.
01:07:11I don't know.
01:07:12I don't know.
01:07:13You guys all right?
01:07:14You big gorilla.
01:07:15You big gorilla.
01:07:16Yeah, they're all right.
01:07:17Uh, where did you want us to put this furniture?
01:07:18Well, we deserved a little celebration.
01:07:20We had just one last payment to make to the Don,
01:07:21and the big Smithtown job the next day.
01:07:22We were pretty much home free.
01:07:23Right, and through it all, we kept our dignity,
01:07:25our professionalism, and our kneecaps and eardrums.
01:07:28We showed the Cabrizis that they couldn't intimidate us anymore.
01:07:31Explain it to me again.
01:07:32How are the Cabrizis not going to know that we dumped their truck?
01:07:35Max, are we back to the Cabrizis?
01:07:37You guys all right?
01:07:38You guys all right?
01:07:39You big gorilla.
01:07:40Yeah, they're all right.
01:07:41Uh, where did you want us to put this furniture?
01:07:42Well, we deserved a little celebration.
01:07:43We had just one last payment to make to the Don,
01:07:44and the big Smithtown job the next day.
01:07:45We were pretty much home free.
01:07:46They're not going to know that we dumped their truck.
01:07:48Max, are we back to that again?
01:07:49Well, I'm thinking about it.
01:07:50They're definitely going to figure it out.
01:07:51Come on, Max, don't bring up the Cabrizis again, man.
01:07:53I thought you thought it was a good idea.
01:07:55I did, but it was a mistake.
01:07:56Wait a minute.
01:07:57What are they going to do?
01:07:58Blow up the building?
01:07:59They blew up the building.
01:08:01These guys have no sense of humor.
01:08:03I can't believe it.
01:08:05Truck is gone.
01:08:11Great.
01:08:16Oh, look at this.
01:08:34It's over.
01:08:41I gotta get laid.
01:08:46I don't know what to tell you guys.
01:08:50What about the insurance?
01:08:51The insurance?
01:08:52Covered Handelman's piano.
01:08:53That's why they canceled the policy.
01:08:55We, uh, we don't have insurance now.
01:08:59Wait a second.
01:09:00We have Smithtown.
01:09:01We can make three grand.
01:09:03We can't make three grand because we don't have a truck.
01:09:06And you can't move furniture without a truck.
01:09:08You'll need a man
01:09:14Not so fast, pecker face.
01:09:17Well, listen here
01:09:18We're the Wiley team, man.
01:09:20Chuckie!
01:09:21Where's the truck?
01:09:22You little homo.
01:09:23Where's your truck, man?
01:09:24We got a bar.
01:09:25Nice.
01:09:26Nice.
01:09:27You get a good deal on this place?
01:09:29Where are you?
01:09:30Must be a bitch to heat in the winter.
01:09:32Wiley, I gotta borrow your truck.
01:09:34Can I please borrow your truck?
01:09:35Do you know what you are saying to me?
01:09:41Do you?
01:09:42Yes.
01:09:43Can I please borrow your truck?
01:09:45You can borrow my truck.
01:09:47I can borrow your truck.
01:09:48Yeah.
01:09:49We got a truck.
01:09:50Yeah.
01:09:51But I ain't got a trailer.
01:09:52It's in the shop for a paint job.
01:09:54You don't got a truck.
01:09:57No.
01:09:58But the cabrizis do.
01:10:03Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:10:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:10:06Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:10:08Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:10:09Woo-hoo!
01:10:10Ha!
01:10:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:10:12After all we've been through, stealing a truck may not sound like much.
01:10:15But, you have to understand, it was the ultimate risk.
01:10:17Before long, we knew we'd either be at the top of the heap or at the bottom of the river.
01:10:23Huuah!
01:10:23Now, I want you to hop it again.
01:10:25And...
01:10:25Huuah!
01:10:28Wiley, when you get up there, pull over a second.
01:10:30What?
01:10:31Pull up there.
01:10:32Where are we?
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01:13:11You're right.
01:13:13You're right.
01:13:15It's a switch. It's a box with a switch.
01:13:17The switch is right on the top.
01:13:19Here it is. I got it.
01:13:21Holy shit.
01:13:29Look at this.
01:13:31What? The cars.
01:13:33They're very, very nice.
01:13:35They're very stolen.
01:13:37These are stolen cars.
01:13:38Wait a second, Max. Are you sure about that?
01:13:39Yeah, look at the car.
01:13:41These are the cars I heard about on the radio.
01:13:43They must be shipping them out into trucks.
01:13:45Which means Caprese is not just a sleaze.
01:13:47He's a criminal.
01:13:49Oh, I'm really disappointed in these guys.
01:13:51They have let me down.
01:13:52We got to do something about this.
01:13:54Yeah.
01:13:55Let's get the hell out of here.
01:13:57Right here.
01:13:58Wait a second, guys.
01:14:00There's a reward.
01:14:0150,000 bucks.
01:14:0250,000 bucks.
01:14:0350,000 bucks.
01:14:07What the hell was that?
01:14:09Let's go.
01:14:10Let's go.
01:14:13Shh, Roy!
01:14:14Just leave those there.
01:14:15Leave them.
01:14:18It's those kids.
01:14:22I want their eyeballs.
01:14:23Go get them, Nicky.
01:14:24Here, Frankie.
01:14:30I don't think I like that.
01:14:40Come here.
01:14:41Move the truck.
01:15:08Goddamn it, Woody.
01:15:10That could happen.
01:15:17Come in.
01:15:18Come on over here.
01:15:21Get your mind for the fish.
01:15:22Get my eyes.
01:15:23Come on.
01:15:24Come on.
01:15:27Here we go.
01:15:37Wait.
01:15:38Don't hurt me.
01:15:39You don't have to hurt me.
01:15:40Look, you don't even know me.
01:15:41If you knew me, you would love me.
01:15:42I like you.
01:15:43I really loved your work in those evolution charts.
01:15:44You were terrific.
01:15:45Listen, don't.
01:15:46Don't hurt me.
01:15:47Don't hurt me.
01:15:56This was a mistake.
01:15:58This was a big mistake.
01:15:59Big mistake.
01:16:00I'm gonna die.
01:16:01You're angry at me because you hate yourself.
01:16:03That's all.
01:16:04That's all.
01:16:05That's all.
01:16:06That's all.
01:16:07There's something about you you don't like.
01:16:08Man, I said, guys, I don't know if we should steal a truck.
01:16:09That could be a big mistake.
01:16:10This isn't that.
01:16:11You gotta learn to lighten up.
01:16:12And now I'm under a truck and I'm gonna die.
01:16:14You know what I learned?
01:16:15Don't listen to your friends.
01:16:21Where are you?
01:16:23Knucklebeak.
01:16:33So you're a homicidal maniac.
01:16:34The thing is, this could be the best homicidal maniac that you could possibly be.
01:16:38That's important.
01:16:41I'm so glad we had this chat, aren't you?
01:16:53I know.
01:16:54I'm calling this.
01:16:55They're good at these things.
01:16:56Oh.
01:16:57Hey, what are you doing in there?
01:16:58Oh.
01:16:59You know, you look a lot better like that.
01:17:02Oh, yeah.
01:17:03Bring a light for that cigar.
01:17:04Got a wooden match?
01:17:05Hooray.
01:17:06Great.
01:17:07Oh, yeah.
01:17:08Good boy.
01:17:09Oh, yeah.
01:17:10Oh, yeah.
01:17:11Oh, yeah.
01:17:12Oh, yeah.
01:17:13Oh, yeah.
01:17:14Oh, yeah.
01:17:15Oh, yeah.
01:17:16Oh, yeah.
01:17:17Oh, yeah.
01:17:18Oh, yeah.
01:17:19Oh, yeah.
01:17:20Oh, yeah.
01:17:21Oh, yeah.
01:17:22Oh, yeah.
01:17:23Oh, yeah.
01:17:24Oh, yeah.
01:17:25You found the cars.
01:17:26Look, the stolen cars.
01:17:28They're stealing cars.
01:17:30They're stealing cars.
01:17:31Not selling.
01:17:33They're stealing.
01:17:35Why would I call if they're selling cars?
01:17:39Okay, look.
01:17:40I'm prepared to give you twenty dollars if you'll just turn around and forget.
01:17:47All right.
01:17:48Get a protein shake.
01:17:50The superior mind always wins out over brute strength.
01:17:52Vous faites une autre étape, et je vais vous faire une autre étape.
01:17:56J'espère que je vais vous faire.
01:18:09Vous avez fait la même chose, man.
01:18:11Je viens de l'escalier de l'institution.
01:18:16J'ai une autre étape et le brother est de la mort !
01:18:18C'est sérieux, man !
01:18:20Put the bat down. Put the bat down.
01:18:22There were killers here.
01:18:25They were chasing. They were after us.
01:18:27And they have bats and car parts.
01:18:30I don't know how many.
01:18:33I can see shoes. I can only see how many shoes.
01:18:37Hold on.
01:18:39Help me, man. This dude is crazy.
01:18:41This dude is crazy, man.
01:18:43I don't know what he's gonna do.
01:18:45Shut up, bitch!
01:18:47About 24 shoes.
01:18:49We'll figure a dozen guys.
01:18:51Probably just had a rough childhood, that's all.
01:18:53All the other second graders make in front of his beard.
01:18:55It can't be easy going through life with no thumbs.
01:18:57He just has problems with interpersonal relationships.
01:19:01That's all. Just problems with...
01:19:04By Beauregard.
01:19:06You didn't bring the mid tulips, Beauregard?
01:19:08I thought I told you not to meet me here!
01:19:11Do you know the code?
01:19:13When a mouse pisses on cotton, who can hear it?
01:19:16Who can hear it?
01:19:19You know something, Frankie?
01:19:21There's more to life than this.
01:19:22Hey!
01:19:23Why do you think I'm going back and getting my masters for a woodman?
01:19:27Come on, you!
01:19:29Life ain't shit without a graduate degree.
01:19:31You wanna think about that?
01:19:33Oh!
01:19:34Reconnection!
01:19:35This is not the way you don't communicate!
01:19:36If my father were alive, he'd stream you up, Leroy!
01:19:38Come in there!
01:19:39Please!
01:19:40Please!
01:19:41Please!
01:19:42Please!
01:19:43Please!
01:19:44Please!
01:19:45This is the end!
01:19:46I heard so much about it.
01:19:47Quite frankly, I expected more.
01:19:48White light.
01:19:49Maybe some damn relatives.
01:19:50Nick, even though you gave me a hard time like Thor, there was always a little something
01:19:53between us.
01:19:54between us.
01:19:55You nuts?
01:19:56No, not like that.
01:19:57Not like that.
01:19:58Not like that.
01:19:59Not a sick thing.
01:20:00That's good.
01:20:01Let that out.
01:20:02You don't wanna keep that out.
01:20:03Let that out.
01:20:04Okay, you know, all right, okay, you know what I'm gonna do?
01:20:06I'm gonna take this foot, and I'm gonna put it on that side of your face.
01:20:08Oh, but I think I didn't have any harm.
01:20:10I was a little bit concerned about it.
01:20:11I'm extremely happy about it.
01:20:12Quite frankly, I expected more.
01:20:13Right, right, right.
01:20:14Maybe some dead relatives.
01:20:15Nick, even though you gave me a hard time like Thor, there was always a little something
01:20:16between us.
01:20:17You're nuts.
01:20:18No, not like that.
01:20:19Not like that, not like that.
01:20:20No, not a sick thing.
01:20:21No, not a sick thing.
01:20:22That's good.
01:20:23Let that out.
01:20:24You don't wanna keep that out.
01:20:25Let that out.
01:20:30Okay, you know, all right, okay.
01:20:32et je vais mettre ça sur la tête de votre face.
01:20:34Et vous voulez savoir quelque chose ?
01:20:36Il n'y a pas de chose que vous pouvez faire.
01:20:42Evidentement, il y a pas de chose que vous pouvez faire.
01:20:47C'est bon.
01:20:51Vous êtes un thérapeute.
01:20:55Je vais vous dire quelque chose.
01:20:57Oui, il me rappelle quand j'étais jeune.
01:21:01Oui.
01:21:04Hey, je vais réfléchir.
01:21:07Take care of yourself, Woodman.
01:21:13Je pense que vous êtes un homme short.
01:21:17C'est bon, Nicky.
01:21:18J'ai pensé que nous devons être des amis, Nicky.
01:21:25Non c'est pas des amis, mais des amis.
01:21:27Non c'est pas des amis.
01:21:29Je vais pas faire des amis.
01:21:31Je vais pas faire des amis, tu...
01:21:33C'est bon ?
01:21:35Il m'a pas de vous ?
01:21:36C'est bon ?
01:21:37C'est bon ?
01:21:38C'est bon ?
01:21:39C'est bon ?
01:21:40C'est bon ?
01:21:41C'est bon ?
01:21:42C'est bon ?
01:21:43C'est bon ?
01:21:44C'est bon ?
01:21:45C'est bon ?
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01:22:16Hey, Frankie, did you know these cars were stolen?
01:22:22Jeez, Manny, we thought you just liked cars.
01:22:26Oh, Frankie, wanna nudge him out, aren't you?
01:22:34Who's gonna be first?
01:22:41That's nice.
01:22:43Woo-ha!
01:22:45Woo-ha!
01:22:472, 3, 2, 1...
01:23:05C'est Wiley!
01:23:07Wiley!
01:23:09C'est Wiley!
01:23:11C'est Wiley!
01:23:13C'est Wiley!
01:23:15C'est Wiley!
01:23:17C'est Wiley!
01:23:19C'est Wiley!
01:23:21C'est Wiley!
01:23:22Stolen cars found! Cabrissi arrested!
01:23:24Reward to maximum moving $50,000.
01:23:26Mayor to honor young heroes till mid-11.
01:23:29So, you got the reward, lots of free publicity,
01:23:31an invitation to the Mayor's House?
01:23:33What was going through your minds during it all?
01:23:35I remember thinking,
01:23:37we really didn't deserve all the fuss, you know?
01:23:39It's not all that difficult to outwit a slug like Manny Cabrissi.
01:23:42Vous parlez de un homme avec l'IQ de un sandwich grillé.
01:23:46C'était sur la courte de la courte.
01:23:48Mais qui a inventé ça et ce qu'ils pensent ?
01:23:50Ce que vous pensez est la plus importante chose que vous avez appris de cette expérience ?
01:23:54Vous devriez que la route à la réussite...
01:23:57Il y a beaucoup d'obstacles.
01:24:06Vous avez eu l'impression que la route à la réussite.
01:24:08Vous savez, nous allons pas passer à la conclusion.
01:24:13Le dog a mort quand nous avons pris.
01:24:17Ça veut dire que nous n'avons pas le money ?
01:24:18Tenez, c'est parti.
01:24:20Non, ne tourne pas.
01:24:20Tiens, c'est parti.
01:24:30Je pense que c'est ça.
01:24:32Je pense qu'il serait un bon article.
01:24:34Tu vas prendre des images ?
01:24:35Non, je ne pense pas que ça.
01:24:37Je pense que c'est parti.
01:24:39Je vais vous montrer.
01:24:41Je vais vous montrer.
01:24:42Je vais vous montrer.
01:24:43Bien sûr, bien sûr.
01:24:47C'est ça ?
01:24:48Vous savez combien c'est difficile d'avoir une bonne aide ?
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