00:00Well, we have a very full agenda today. Let's get started.
00:03Justice Thomas, take your secret.
00:04Sure, just call me Clarence.
00:06Just making sure everybody had a hot cup of coffee.
00:09Just want to make sure everyone's happy.
00:10You know me, nothing wrong with kissing a little butt.
00:13Thank you, Justice.
00:14Okay, our first case is the state of Washington versus...
00:18Kareem Johnson. Discrimination.
00:19Nay.
00:20Nay.
00:21Double nay.
00:21Don't you even want to discuss the case, Justice Thomas?
00:24Come on, the guy's a whiner.
00:26You let one black guy complain about discrimination,
00:28and the next thing you know, you have the state of Washington versus Kool and the gang.
00:34Let them get a job the old-fashioned way. Let them earn it.
00:37You want another brand muffin?
00:39I could use some more coffee, Clarence.
00:40Sure thing.
00:41Okay, let's move on to the case of Springfield Police Department versus...
00:46Hector Rodriguez Gonzalez.
00:48Justice Thomas.
00:49Well, how are the rest of you guys going to vote?
00:51I'm voting for the police department.
00:53Right, right, right. Yeah, the police department.
00:54I mean, come on. They fired four warning shots.
00:57Unfortunately, three of them hit the guy.
00:59But hey, if you're going to jaywalk in front of Winchell's,
01:02don't come crying to us.
01:04I say, uh, whatever the rest of you guys say.
01:08Justice Thomas.
01:09I realize this is your first day, but you've got to relax.
01:14Take it easy. You're going to be here for the rest of your life.
01:16Wait a minute. Um, I have this job for the rest of my life.
01:20You're just like Daryl Gates. They can't get rid of you.
01:22So let me get this straight.
01:24No matter what I do, no matter who I piss off, I'm here to stay.
01:28More or less, yes.
01:29Oh, man.
01:32What's the police?
01:34I'd love a refill of my coffee.
01:35Yo, man, you better get out of my face.
01:37This ain't no damn denies. Get it yourself.
01:39Excuse me, baby.
01:41Now let's get back to this case involving my main man, Rodriguez.
01:45Now this is clearly a case of police brutality.
01:48Five minutes ago, you were against him.
01:50Yeah, well, five minutes ago, I was a black judge
01:52appointed by Bobo, the white president.
01:55Well, what are you now?
01:57I'm your darkest nightmare.
01:58A black judge with a powerful hung jewelry.
02:03Call me Mr. Thomas.
02:06This is a complete upright.
02:09Billion, you have betrayed everyone who worked to put you on this court.
02:15Okay, man, I don't know what you said, but I am awfully sorry.
02:19I guess you thought you knew Clarence Thomas.
02:21I bet you're all sitting here right now saying to yourselves,
02:25who's the black Supreme Court judge who's a rights machine for the brothers?
02:29Thomas.
02:30Clarence Thomas.
02:31They say this kid Thomas is a bad mother.
02:34Shut your mouth.
02:36You're not just talking about Clarence.
02:37He's a complicated man, and nobody understands him but his woman.
02:43Call it, John.
02:47Now, see him.
02:49If you leave, don't come out.
02:53Move.
02:54There's a good example.
02:54I'm not just going to say that.
02:58I'm not just going to say that.
02:58I'm not just going to say that.
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