00:00For those of you watching at home, just give me 45 seconds here.
00:08I got to say hi to my hometown real quick.
00:11I'm glad you used to come downtown tonight for a bonfire.
00:15All right?
00:16Listen.
00:19I had kind of a long day.
00:22I was up at a buddy's.
00:23We was wishing his driveway.
00:24He pulled the hose too quick and busted the spigot.
00:27So we went down to the hardware store.
00:30His wallet fell out.
00:31I said, you've got to get some gum bands and wrap that tight, man.
00:33That's falling all over the place.
00:36So anyway, after we fixed the spigot, he said, do you eat?
00:38I said, no, do you.
00:39He said, you want to have a sandwich?
00:40I said, yeah, let's get a chipped ham or a jumbo.
00:42He said, that's a good idea.
00:44I said, you know, I'm doing my showdown time, about an hour.
00:47He said, well, you know what?
00:48I can't make it.
00:48I got to work a double.
00:49He said, but do me a favor.
00:51If this thing makes you big and famous, don't act like a jag off.
00:57Yeah.
00:57I'm so sorry.
01:07You.
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