00:00Hey, what are you doing on my car?
00:02Are you trying to steal it?
00:03What? No.
00:05No. You're trying to steal my car.
00:07Ma'am, I wasn't...
00:08Hello, 911?
00:09Yes, I caught a woman breaking into my car.
00:11She's African-American.
00:12She threatened me.
00:14She's like 5'6".
00:18Get over there.
00:23Oh my God, what did you do?
00:25Me?
00:26Yes.
00:26Your car got hit by lightning.
00:28You want to call the police on God?
00:29We cannot let this world put out the fire that our ancestors lit that carried us through the darkness.
00:37Oh my God.
00:40Oh my God, my new handbag was in there.
00:42I'm sorry, I know that's secondary, but it was expensive.
00:44It is a brand new car.
00:45I mean, it was a brand new car.
00:47So, okay, so I'm walking out of the hospital and the next thing I knew, a bolt of lightning hit my car.
00:51I could have been killed.
00:55I can't siphon off the electricity.
00:56There's too much of it.
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