00:00Break it down.
00:02The Royal Rumble this Sunday will be one for the ages.
00:06History in the making, when Chyna becomes the first woman to enter the Royal Rumble.
00:10She'll be number 30.
00:12He's the winner of the Rumble.
00:14She's a member of the United States.
00:16The best winner in the world, Chyna.
00:19I can't believe what she did to Mark Henry.
00:20It's all about sex, live, and videotapes.
00:22But I'll tell you, she may pay for it now.
00:25I'll tell you, everybody else has been paying for it in recent weeks.
00:28Chyna has been on an incredible roll here in the WWF.
00:32It all began last week.
00:34It was Mr. McMahon entering the Corporate Rumble, surprising everybody.
00:39He could have been number 30 in the Royal Rumble match this week.
00:43Yeah, that was brilliant last week, and look what he did.
00:45He eliminated the boss man and Triple H to win.
00:49Or at least we thought he won, and the celebration was on.
00:52But look who showed up.
00:54Chyna, the last entrant into the Corporate Rumble.
00:58She nailed the Stooges, uh-uh, the Associates.
01:06Stone Cold is here!
01:09The Rattlestake is here!
01:12We got the-
01:13We got the-
01:14We got the-
01:15We got the-
01:16We got the-
01:17We got the-
01:18We got the-
01:19We got the-
01:20And Chyna is number 30 in theาม Rumble!
01:23Oh!
01:25Since Chyna apparently wants to enter a man's world...
01:30We hook up, and we have a good old arm wrestling match.
01:35Look at the testicular fortitude of my dance face.
01:37Look at that.
01:38Yeah.
01:38Closer and closer.
01:40Come on.
01:41Look at it.
01:41Wait a minute.
01:42And the fingering by the Stooges calls Mr. McMahon.
01:46China has humiliated Mr. McMahon for the second time in a row.
01:50How about a wrestling match tomorrow night on Raw?
01:54I challenge you to a wrestling match tomorrow night on Raw.
01:58I'm going to do you a favor and take both of you on tomorrow night.
02:03And her opponents at a combined weight of 490 pounds, Gerald Briscoe and Pat Patterson.
02:19These guys are already arguing.
02:21It's a handicap match.
02:23The challenge was made last night on Sunday Night Heat.
02:26Well, Pat Patterson challenged China first, and then Gerald Briscoe chimed in, and China
02:30said, I'll take both of you on.
02:32Let's face it.
02:33Patterson and Briscoe both owe Mr. McMahon, and now they're trying to do the big suck-up
02:37job.
02:38You know, Pat Patterson was the first ever Intercontinental Champion.
02:41He was a four-time WWF Tag Team Champ, WWF Hall of Famer.
02:45Then, on the other hand, look, Gerald Briscoe with his brother Jack held the NWA Tag Championship.
02:51He was the Florida Heavyweight Champion.
02:53He was the Southern Champion, Mid-Atlantic Champion.
02:55He's also got Briscoe Body Shop.
02:57Well, it's going to be Gerald Briscoe kicking things off here against China as she gets set
03:01for the Royal Rumble this Sunday.
03:02Yes, look at this!
03:03And Briscoe quickly in control.
03:06Man, he made that move like he did when he was Rookie of the Year back in 1967.
03:09And look at China.
03:12That's embarrassing.
03:13And Briscoe quickly trying to get to the rope.
03:15Oh, no!
03:16And China now!
03:17She shot the NWA body!
03:19And Briscoe gets to the rope, and the ninth wonder of the world, mighty impressive.
03:24Oh, look, look.
03:25Look it.
03:28Patterson is laughing at Briscoe.
03:29Well, let's see how Pat Patterson, who looks like LL Cool J there with one pant leg up and
03:34one pant leg down.
03:36Still got that cigarette behind his ear.
03:39You think he's scared of me because he has to be back there?
03:43Yes, you think he's scared of me?
03:46Look at that!
03:47I don't think, uh...
03:50Oh!
03:53China making Pat Patterson pay!
03:55We're going to break his finger!
03:56And by the way, happy birthday, Pat Patterson!
04:00Look at this!
04:01Tomorrow is Mr. Patterson's birthday, and this could be his birthday wish right here!
04:06He's celebrating right now, Michael!
04:07Look at this!
04:09Got China up on the shoulders!
04:12What's that maneuver called, King?
04:14I don't know.
04:14I haven't seen an airplane.
04:15It's been about 30 years.
04:17Uh-oh.
04:17And I, Patterson made himself dizzy!
04:19He's a little woozy!
04:20Look out!
04:21Briscoe just tossed him through the rope!
04:23What are you doing, Briscoe?
04:24I'm your partner!
04:26These two can't get on the same page!
04:28That Briscoe wants the glory here!
04:30Look out!
04:31Look at China!
04:31It's rebound!
04:32It's rebound!
04:32Oh!
04:33Oh, atomic drop!
04:37Oh, look at this!
04:38No!
04:38Four-arm to the face!
04:41China taking it to Patterson!
04:43What are you laughing at, Michael Cole?
04:45China's putting a hurtin' on the former Intercontinental Champion!
04:48These guys are Mr. McMahon's assaults, look out!
04:50Oh!
04:51Oh, no!
04:54A headbutt by Gerald Briscoe!
04:58Briscoe's head right in Patterson's growing!
05:01And China now, the ninth winner of the world!
05:04Uh-oh, what do we got here?
05:05Look at that!
05:06Oh!
05:06Yes!
05:07Patterson wins!
05:08He went for a low blow!
05:10Pat!
05:11Nobody home!
05:12Hello, Pat!
05:15Pat!
05:16Patterson went for a low blow on a woman!
05:23That's not Sammy, Pat!
05:25That's China!
05:26And up!
05:27Oh, no!
05:28No way!
05:28China!
05:29No!
05:30China's got a handful!
05:32He got the situation well in hand!
05:35And Patterson!
05:37She had two handfuls!
05:44And Patterson at Briscoe!
05:46And they're still arguing!
05:47You guys are an embarrassment to Mr. McMahon!
05:49Come on!
05:51Get on the same page!
05:52But China's gonna take a little breather here!
05:55Let these two beat the heck out of each other!
05:57Patterson just told Briscoe he's gonna stay there, and he'll take care of everything!
06:01Oh, yeah!
06:01He's been doing that so far, hasn't he?
06:03Oh, look at that!
06:04Wait a minute!
06:05Whoa!
06:06China!
06:06Wow!
06:07Wow!
06:10Wait a minute, boy!
06:12It's Sable!
06:15What's he coming down there for?
06:17Perhaps, maybe, even the odds a little bit?
06:20Oh, wait a minute!
06:21What is it?
06:23Attacking Sable from behind!
06:24That's...
06:25That's Luna!
06:25That's Luna!
06:27Yes!
06:28Luna with that strap!
06:29At the Royal Rumble this Sunday, Luna will meet Sable for the women's title in a strap
06:36match!
06:37Yeah, there was a little...
06:38Just a little sample for Sable!
06:40And Sable's being held back to the locker room area, so it's Sable and Luna Sunday in
06:44a strap match for the women's title, but China was just knocked off the top rope by Pat Patterson.
06:49Look at that!
06:50Look!
06:51What's he doing?
06:52Oh, no!
06:53Don't tell me!
06:54He took a page out of the rock book!
06:56That must be the Stooges' elbow!
06:58The corporate elbow!
06:59Oh, okay!
07:01Hey, Briscoe gonna go for a cover now!
07:02Look at that!
07:03He got it!
07:04Wait a minute!
07:07Patterson wants a cover!
07:08He wants the glory!
07:10Yes!
07:11And there's two!
07:12He deserves...
07:13Whoa, wait a minute!
07:16Pull your pants up, Pat!
07:17Oh!
07:18Look at this!
07:20Oh, Patterson and Briscoe!
07:25These guys are going in!
07:26Come on!
07:27Look out!
07:29No!
07:31Patterson and Briscoe making real fashion statements tonight!
07:35That's using your head, you morons!
07:37And China now!
07:39Listen to the crowd!
07:42Four!
07:43Five!
07:44Wait a minute!
07:48Wait a minute!
07:49Look out!
07:50Oh!
07:50Oh, Patterson and Briscoe does something right!
07:53We haven't seen that in 30 years either!
07:57Patterson and Briscoe!
07:57Patterson and Briscoe!
07:57Patterson and Briscoe!
07:57Patterson and Briscoe!
07:58Look at this!
07:59Oh, come on now!
08:01They pender on the keister now!
08:02Look at this!
08:03It's ridiculous!
08:04Hey!
08:05Hey!
08:06They can't do that!
08:07He did it!
08:08Look at this!
08:09Wait a minute!
08:11What's Patterson doing there?
08:12I don't know, but I don't think Patterson likes that!
08:16China can't see!
08:17She was blinded by that patter!
08:18And now they're working as a team!
08:19Clothesline!
08:20Hey, look out!
08:21Wait a minute!
08:21Watch it!
08:22There's a clothesline!
08:23Double clothesline!
08:27China's a bit upset now!
08:29Come on, Briscoe!
08:32Get over here!
08:33Help me!
08:33Look at China go!
08:35The number 30 entrant, the Rumble, taking it to Briscoe and Patterson!
08:41Wow!
08:44And this crowd!
08:46Behind China!
08:47What a DDT!
08:49I'm telling you, this is a handicap match!
08:51I think that Patterson and Briscoe are the ones that are handicapped!
08:55Yeah, they're going to be handicapped when they walk out of this one!
08:57I can't look!
08:58Two DDTs by China!
09:00What's she doing now?
09:04Briscoe and Patterson!
09:06China with the cover!
09:07Now they're exhausted!
09:09The ninth winner of the world!
09:12And defeated the Associates!
09:14China!
09:17I'm embarrassed!
09:19China with a huge victory!
09:21And she gets set for the Royal Rumble!
09:24They pulled out every trick in the wrestling book!
09:27Tattered the eyes!
09:29Blow blows!
09:31Look at that airplane spin!
09:33Yeah, that was effective!
09:34Now Briscoe and Patterson are going to have to go back there and try to explain this to Mr. McMahon!
09:39Look at that!
09:40The first woman ever to be entered into the Royal Rumble!
09:45Has put a hurt on the Associates!
09:47And I don't think Mr. McMahon's going to be too pleased about this one!
09:52No!
09:54We've got to hand it to her, though!
09:57We've got to hand it to her!
09:58No!
09:58No!
10:00No!
10:01Yes!
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