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California Love Max Amini Stand Up Comedy,California Love Max Amini Stand Up Comedy,California Love Max Amini Stand Up Comedy

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00:00Oh, you're with this guy and then he was sitting there and you were sitting in the back. What an asshole
00:09You put her in the back and you take the dead center seat
00:16This is Armenian love
00:22You're not Armenian, so you're just Persian
00:25Are you Indian? I don't believe you
00:27But the Indians are so nice
00:32How could you do this? How could you let her sit in the back and you sit here? I like this comedy
00:40What are you doing? I want to laugh closer. I want to see and go ha ha ha ha ha
00:49She's adorable
00:51Indians are so nice. Well, you go inside. I go outside
00:54I go outside, you go inside
00:58You inside I outside
01:01That's how nice they are one fucking stereotype
01:07You're also Indian what are you you're Iranian fuck to set it
01:12I said shame on you
01:17I said shame on you
01:18Shame on you. You let him sit here
01:20Iranian woman
01:22I want to sit in the front. No, you sit in the back
01:25Go in the back
01:27Okay, you learn some shit tonight. Yeah
01:30Who travels a lot here anybody travels a lot you do what's your name?
01:39Doris you're adorable Doris. What do you do?
01:43Yes, I would love to
01:46You're a sex coach you sexually coach people
01:49Verbally so you're just standing like okay harder harder
01:56Come on, you can do it
01:58You can do it
01:59Come on
02:01Softer, softer
02:06Slower, slower
02:08I didn't like that
02:10By any chance, could you disclose if you have any clients here?
02:18You together?
02:19My brother
02:20Well, that's your brother?
02:21Your brother is your own client?
02:23He's still not learning, huh?
02:30You give your brother toys?
02:32Damn!
02:33You're a lucky brother
02:36How big are the toys?
02:39It's not the size
02:42It's not the size that matters
02:44This made all the guys happy
02:46Yes, it's not the size
02:47This is great
02:49It's not the size that matters
02:50Are you single?
02:53No
02:54Oh my god
02:55How hard is it?
02:59She said hard
03:01How hard is to date a sex therapist?
03:06That's very intimidating, no?
03:08Well, the whole time you're judging him
03:10I told you, slower
03:13Softer
03:15Go get the toys
03:17Now
03:18You didn't charge them?
03:20What is wrong with you?
03:23Always charge the sex toys
03:25But it's also very healthy
03:30You guys probably talk a lot for breakfast
03:31Last night
03:32Last night, you needed more lube
03:33You fuck
03:34Right?
03:37And he's like, oh, sorry
03:39I ordered from Costco
03:40Because you use so much
03:42And Costco even run out of it
03:45So your husband must be a very happy man
03:49That's great
03:50He's home taking a break right now
03:52Eating some protein
03:56Fueling up for you to come back
03:59Honey, I'm ready
04:00He's doing push-ups right now
04:04They have a sex swing at home
04:07You have a sex swing at home?
04:10You do?
04:11Oh my god, they have a sex swing at home
04:13He's like, oh, Tarzan, hello
04:15Oh my god, we should go to their house for it
04:20As a field trip
04:22Indians
04:28They're amazing at sex
04:31Just so you know
04:321.5 billion
04:34They undo it soft and slow
04:42Indians are fast
04:44Seven kids
04:49See, he loves it
04:53Be careful
04:55You're gonna have 900 kids
04:57And you don't even know
05:01You're just walking like
05:03I made you pregnant
05:03You are very pregnant now
05:06Kamasutra
05:09Came from them
05:11Kamasutra
05:13Yeah
05:14This guy
05:16Can last
05:17Two days
05:18Two days
05:20Just slow
05:21And soft
05:23For two days
05:40He would sing softly
05:41And then he would just
05:44Keep her cool
05:46He would feed her
05:49Bring some spicy food for my baby
05:51Here's some curry for you
05:55Oh my god
05:57That's your girlfriend?
06:02What a beautiful girlfriend
06:03And where are you from?
06:04I'm Lebanese
06:05Lebanese
06:06The best of the Armenians
06:08Lebanese-Armenians
06:10They're so fun
06:11They are the most fun
06:14At all times
06:15They have a tabla
06:15Cousin, just film a little bit
06:21And then put it aside
06:22Have fun
06:22I love Lebanese-Armenians
06:26That's why I'm recording
06:26Yeah?
06:27Oh, okay
06:28Okay, recording it
06:29Go ahead
06:29What's your name?
06:33Star
06:34Star?
06:35Star
06:35I love it
06:41Star
06:43My name is Moon
06:45Nice to see you
06:48This is really fun
06:51So you have a daughter
06:54That's so sweet
06:55I wish you brought her
06:56How old is she?
06:5727
06:5827?
06:59You have a 27-year-old daughter?
07:02I wish you brought her
07:03I would have been
07:04Next week
07:06Next week?
07:06Where?
07:08To the ice house?
07:09I'm not here
07:10You thought I live here?
07:15You don't even know
07:16Who I am, do you?
07:23What's your name?
07:25Christy, your cousin
07:26Is amazing
07:26You just have a regular name
07:29Just Christy?
07:31Find her a name
07:32We should call her son
07:34What do you do, Christy?
07:40I'm going to ultrasound
07:41Ultrasound?
07:43Have you ever had a baby?
07:44Yes
07:45How old is your baby?
07:46My old son
07:47Get out of here
07:49How the fuck are you guys so young?
07:53It's the LA Air
07:54No, it's not the LA Air
07:55It's the LA fucking surgeon
07:57You look incredible
08:04You either have a good surgeon
08:07Or you sleep in the freezer
08:08Every night
08:08Okay kids
08:11I go to the freezer again
08:12How old are you?
08:15How old I am?
08:16Yeah
08:17Are you single?
08:19You are?
08:21I mean
08:21Do I have to
08:22Support your 27-year-old kid?
08:25How old do you think I am?
08:3450?
08:36You think I'm 50 years old?
08:44Buddy, change the lighting
08:46Something is not making sense
08:48You think I'm 50?
08:51I gave you all the compliments
08:52You look beautiful
08:54You're so young
08:55Oh my God
08:55I can't believe
08:56You have a 27-year-old
08:57She thought you were a big
08:59She's
08:59You're the worst star
09:01In the human stars
09:02I can't believe
09:05She thought I'm your age
09:07Clooney
09:10I looked at him
09:12In my head
09:12I go
09:12Look how old this guy is
09:13Meanwhile
09:15This bitch is looking at me
09:16Going
09:16Look how old he is
09:17Nice
09:24Look at these
09:25Ahai
09:26Where are you from?
09:28Ukraine?
09:30No
09:30You're Ukrainian?
09:34Oh
09:34I love Ukrainians
09:40Any Russians here?
09:42Thank God
09:43What?
09:49Oh, I thought you were speaking
09:50I thought you were speaking Russian
09:51You know
09:53Buddy, you Russian?
10:01Half?
10:01What's the other half?
10:03Ukrainian?
10:04You're half Russian
10:06Half Ukrainian?
10:08Buddy, you're having an inner conflict right now
10:11She's like
10:12My God
10:17You should bring world peace, man
10:19How do you feel about the conflict?
10:24Ha ha ha ha
10:25What's so funny, Russian guy?
10:26We have a Ukrainian here
10:27Waiting for your answer
10:28First of all
10:30Apologize
10:31No, but a lot of Russians feel bad
10:35I'm just curious
10:36How do you feel about it?
10:37I have to leave my country
10:39So
10:40Not very great
10:42And I have a lot of family in Ukraine
10:43I've also had to leave my country
10:44Ah
10:44So he had to leave his country
10:47Because he didn't want to go to war
10:48He didn't want to be recruited
10:50To go
10:51Kill his other half
10:53I have to leave my country
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