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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:22Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:47You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:01:00that have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:07What? Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10We are right!
00:01:11I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:21Oh ...
00:01:23Oh.
00:01:24I'm sorry.
00:01:31I'm sorry I got over.
00:01:36I'm sorry.
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:43You see me?
00:01:44Break up.
00:01:53My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:17Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it.
00:02:26Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:32Oh.
00:02:33Of course not.
00:02:34I would never take advantage.
00:02:38Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:42It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:54Your wife, my wife, and I will take advantage of it.
00:03:08You're the one who's having you.
00:03:09I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:03:11You're my husband and I will take advantage of it.
00:03:13I play the music in the background.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:52Um...
00:04:54We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:58With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:03Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want... I mean, you're very...
00:05:13You're a very attractive man. I'm Mr...
00:05:18Mr... Wright.
00:05:21Wright.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:25Wright, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Wright.
00:05:31Your idea, not mine.
00:05:32I almost forgot.
00:05:40Oh, sorry. I...
00:06:01Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:07I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:11Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty...
00:06:17When I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Swing.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:30Especially that one. I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:32Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:40I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:08But no.
00:07:08I don't love you.
00:07:11We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:38What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50Well, too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00It says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, I love you and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:29What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:47Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:07With potential for true love guaranteed on every match and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:25everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:32And I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:56I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:11Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:33I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:45Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:48Cameras in every room.
00:10:51Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:10:54The last three years of my life have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:10And I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:14Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:16Whoever you are.
00:11:16I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:37Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:46You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:49Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No, if either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:02What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe, it just released a new update.
00:12:05Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:07You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:10Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:14Fine, fine.
00:12:18I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:25No way.
00:12:26You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:44This is the guy who date-raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you stalk him, okay?
00:12:55I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:13Then I'm going to tear you apart!
00:13:16Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22Billy, you idiot.
00:13:52Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:10I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:18Hey, come on.
00:14:31Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:14:59Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:02When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you with lunch
00:15:09at school, and I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it.
00:15:16When, uh...
00:15:18You beat yourself?
00:15:21Oh, I wish.
00:15:23I wish.
00:15:24That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:29Oh, no!
00:15:30Yup.
00:15:31So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:34Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:37And I cried.
00:15:38A lot.
00:15:39It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:46It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:54I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh, it wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:00My sister?
00:16:01Hmm?
00:16:02Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:06I'm so sorry.
00:16:11I...
00:16:12I have to go.
00:16:15It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:30I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:44What was I thinking?
00:16:46Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:56What is he doing here?
00:17:02Lily, it's me.
00:17:04Go away, Jake.
00:17:06Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:08Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise, I didn't mean...
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:15I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:23Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:26Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:36What did you say?
00:17:38I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:48I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:10One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:21And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:26But I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone with my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin in two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with a...
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:16For sharing your past with me.
00:19:22For listening to mine.
00:19:36No.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right.
00:19:56Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:05Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:12No.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:16What you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:19I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:21Oh, come on.
00:20:22You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:26Love swipe guy?
00:20:28What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi...
00:20:32I'm not the bi...
00:20:32I don't know.
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:42What stance?
00:20:43You can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:45Oh, yeah.
00:20:46Hear me.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:50See?
00:20:51I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:53You are! You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh, you're doing well.
00:20:56Open it!
00:20:57Come in!
00:20:58Come on!
00:21:00Whoa!
00:21:01Ooh!
00:21:04Ooh!
00:21:08Ooh!
00:21:11Ooh!
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright.
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:31Admit your greatest failure
00:21:39You're gonna think I'm a loser
00:21:44I would never
00:21:46Okay, here it goes
00:21:50I dropped out of law school
00:21:53I was really good at it, but
00:21:55This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm
00:21:59And they were horrible to me
00:22:03I never went back to school that fall
00:22:06I gave up on my dream
00:22:10Because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:12Well, I think that you should try again
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit
00:22:21What about you?
00:22:28Oh
00:22:29You know, I
00:22:30I was just fired
00:22:33Rather dramatically
00:22:35From a major social media company
00:22:38Right as I was getting huge
00:22:40So, yeah
00:22:42So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah
00:22:45Yep, I work in tech
00:22:48Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:57I told you I'm in tech
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth
00:23:03I work in, uh, for a startup
00:23:14Very secret startup
00:23:16Unfortunately, I wish I could say more
00:23:20But I signed an NDA
00:23:21So I just
00:23:22I totally understand
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me
00:23:30Please
00:23:32I promise
00:23:34What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:42I need to see Jake
00:23:43Get what's coming to him
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is more
00:23:46Dustin
00:23:46You're up
00:23:48All right, you two
00:23:51I'm Master Allison
00:23:53And I'll be instructing you today
00:23:54First things first
00:23:56We're gonna get
00:23:57A feel for your training level
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll
00:24:00Her name's Lily
00:24:01Okay
00:24:02Lily doll
00:24:04Let's see what you got
00:24:05Some one-two combos
00:24:06Something in
00:24:07Yeah, all right
00:24:10A little harder, let's go
00:24:11All right
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder
00:24:13Boom, boom
00:24:14Good
00:24:15Good job
00:24:15All right, next we're gonna test your reflexes
00:24:17Hey
00:24:18That's enough
00:24:20You okay?
00:24:23Yeah, fine
00:24:23Just
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you
00:24:26All right, next
00:24:26Bud
00:24:27Come here
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Uh
00:24:32No
00:24:34Not me
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend
00:24:37Beat your ass
00:24:38What
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:42I don't know
00:24:42But this guy needs a little bit of manners
00:24:44Jake
00:24:49I promise you
00:24:50You don't need to do this
00:24:51Nobody hits my girl
00:24:53And gets away with it
00:24:54I'm your girl
00:24:55Maybe
00:24:56You good?
00:25:07Yeah
00:25:08I'm sorry
00:25:09Can't protect you
00:25:10Is this guy's deal?
00:25:12I don't know
00:25:13I don't know, but
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute
00:25:16There's something I need to show you
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait
00:25:18He's crazy
00:25:18That was amazing
00:25:26I've been training for years
00:25:29It's really sweet
00:25:30You tried to protect me
00:25:31But next time
00:25:32I ask if I need help
00:25:34Let's get out of here
00:25:54Date number four
00:25:59Where's your bathroom
00:26:06It's just right there
00:26:09You know, you didn't have to
00:26:20Bring me home
00:26:21I can't believe you didn't tell me
00:26:24You're a trained fighter
00:26:25There's a lot of things
00:26:26I've told you
00:26:27And a lot of things
00:26:31I want to show you
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:35Come here and I'll show you
00:26:55I'll show you
00:26:57I'll show you
00:26:58I'll show you
00:26:58I'll show you
00:26:59I'll show you
00:27:00I'll show you
00:27:01I'll show you
00:27:02I'll show you
00:27:03All my life
00:27:04I was looking for a sign
00:27:06Wasn't sure where to find
00:27:06A peace of mind
00:27:12Sometimes you can't see things
00:27:16When it in time
00:27:17Seems
00:27:19Wish you'd been a dream
00:27:23Wish you'd been a dream
00:27:23You have the most
00:27:34Beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:37It's yours
00:27:49You can touch me
00:27:53Hold on
00:28:07Hold on a second
00:28:08It's okay
00:28:08I want to
00:28:11Please stop
00:28:13What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you
00:28:19So much
00:28:21I have to wait
00:28:26For the app
00:28:26We have to wait
00:28:29For the app
00:28:30Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app
00:28:32The app isn't stupid
00:28:37I'm sorry
00:28:40I really
00:28:41I just think we should wait
00:28:43Okay
00:28:47Fine
00:28:50I guess I'll
00:28:52See you at our next date
00:28:54That was totally
00:29:04I'm close for comfort
00:29:05I've got to take things
00:29:09Up a notch
00:29:09It's time for the contingency
00:29:15What the hell
00:29:31Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:39Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:40Don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily, please
00:29:42Just tell me where she is
00:29:44Okay
00:29:45Don't lie to me
00:29:46I will end things right here
00:29:47I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me
00:29:49Okay
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake
00:29:53I've been cheated on before
00:29:54Tell me where she is
00:29:55There's no one here
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:58I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:29:59It was just here
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email
00:30:12With nudes
00:30:13Of some woman
00:30:14In your apartment
00:30:14And they weren't selfies
00:30:15So I know that you took them
00:30:17I'm sorry
00:30:18But there is
00:30:20No woman
00:30:21Naked or clothed
00:30:23In here
00:30:24You
00:30:26Are the only person
00:30:27I want naked
00:30:27In my apartment, Lily
00:30:28Really?
00:30:31I swear
00:30:31I'm sorry
00:30:33I swear
00:30:35I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:36I can't go through that again
00:30:37You won't have to
00:30:40I promise
00:30:45What are you doing?
00:30:55I changed my mind
00:30:56I want you
00:30:58Right now
00:31:00Baby, it's you
00:31:10It's you
00:31:13It's you
00:31:14It's you
00:31:14It's you
00:31:15It's you
00:31:16It's you
00:31:20You
00:31:21You
00:31:22You
00:31:23You
00:31:24Walk out that door
00:31:25No, yeah
00:31:26You
00:31:28Jake
00:31:36Jake, stop
00:31:37Sorry
00:31:42I'm sorry
00:31:46I just
00:31:46I really
00:31:48Want to
00:31:48It's just
00:31:49I'm still shaken up
00:31:50By those photos
00:31:51And you know what
00:31:54Love's vibe is working
00:31:56I think we should wait
00:31:59Okay
00:32:01Yeah
00:32:02We can wait
00:32:04I would never want to pressure you
00:32:07I promise
00:32:09As soon as love's vibe gives us permission
00:32:17You can have me
00:32:19All of me
00:32:22All of me
00:32:22All of me
00:32:23All of me
00:32:24All of me
00:32:25All of me
00:32:26All of me
00:32:27All of me
00:32:28All of me
00:32:29All of me
00:32:30All of me
00:32:31All of me
00:32:33All of me
00:32:35All of me
00:32:37All of me
00:32:39All of me
00:32:41All of me
00:32:42All of me
00:32:43All of me
00:32:44All of me
00:32:45All of me
00:32:47All of me
00:32:48All of me
00:32:49Oh no.
00:32:51So he's definitely not a...
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on my couch and made me eggs.
00:33:02You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:04Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:07But yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:14Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:16There's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25I wasn't reasonably talking about this.
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:29Yeah, you're being an ass right there.
00:33:31Exceed small.
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:45Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history,
00:33:50I should push him to tell the truth,
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again.
00:33:54My friends didn't tell him yet.
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:58Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:05Only because of that stupid ab.
00:34:08Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:26I told you.
00:34:27My friends...
00:34:29They received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him...
00:34:42Okay, I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:47But that's because I trust you and you have to promise not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:57I'm, uh...
00:35:02I started a...
00:35:08I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:13And I'm just a poor app developer looking for backing.
00:35:19I'm sorry.
00:35:20Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:24I believe you just...
00:35:27Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:38Oh, she wants honesty!
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it.
00:35:54So...
00:35:56What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like...
00:35:58Your...
00:35:59Parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or...
00:36:01You're still a rich tech guy, but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is...
00:36:07If this app takes off...
00:36:09I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:11You got this.
00:36:15Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:17That's so crazy.
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, it's...
00:36:23Perceived intuition is...
00:36:25Machine learning.
00:36:26From...
00:36:27Thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:30How do you know that?
00:36:33Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:36Well...
00:36:37I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:40Do...
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere...
00:36:48I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:58Prepare...
00:36:59For heartbreak.
00:37:02So...
00:37:03How does this work again?
00:37:05The machine analyzes our answers and makes...
00:37:08Little TV show noises.
00:37:10Nervous.
00:37:11But excited.
00:37:13That's true.
00:37:15So you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:20Jake, are you sure?
00:37:22Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:25Ask about his job.
00:37:29So...
00:37:30Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:32Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:36Um...
00:37:39Two apps for...
00:37:41Statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing?
00:37:48Like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep.
00:37:51Just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:00Yeah.
00:38:01Yep.
00:38:02There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:12I'm falling for you.
00:38:15And I trust you, okay?
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:36Sigh...
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:45Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm... I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not. I swear. I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:01I...
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm... ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:11Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:14What's going on?
00:39:16You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:18Jake, I promise, I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:24No, you said that you were ready for real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:32What's your holed Россné?
00:39:33Yep.
00:39:55Feliz?
00:39:56What are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:12So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no. Nothing.
00:40:17Um, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:21Um, I... I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:27So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone.
00:40:36And, Jake, you were right.
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:44The app works, and I'm proof.
00:40:47I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:51Great. Well, I'm happy for you.
00:40:54Well, what about you? Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:00Uh, yeah.
00:41:03Yeah? Okay. Tell me about her. Is she pretty?
00:41:08Honestly, it's...
00:41:11Things aren't going that well.
00:41:14Well, I mean, you don't...
00:41:18You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault, because...
00:41:20I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right. All along, Jake.
00:41:25I just don't know anymore.
00:41:30Well...
00:41:32I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:35I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:42We really did make something special together.
00:41:47Okay, just because me and my match are having issues...
00:42:00I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:10You're right. Again.
00:42:12You know, we're...
00:42:13In love with other people, and...
00:42:15I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:28We gotcha, Jake.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again.
00:42:42All men are liars.
00:42:44And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:47I...
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:53Screw you, Tim.
00:43:00Five minutes ago?
00:43:07That asshole!
00:43:16Get you.
00:43:17Alright.
00:43:18Lily.
00:43:19It's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:26Who?
00:43:27Don't gaslight me.
00:43:29I'm not crazy.
00:43:30I...
00:43:31I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:32Okay, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily.
00:43:50Give me your phone.
00:43:54Just what I thought.
00:43:55No traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:02You did get an email.
00:44:03And that the video was mysteriously deleted.
00:44:07Because...
00:44:08I was...
00:44:09kissing another woman in it.
00:44:13Wait...
00:44:14What are you saying?
00:44:16That woman...
00:44:17was my ex-girlfriend.
00:44:19And she is a...
00:44:20brilliant...
00:44:22coder...
00:44:23and hacker.
00:44:24But also...
00:44:26extremely...
00:44:27unstable.
00:44:30But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:34She came over to...
00:44:35tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she...
00:44:40she kissed me...
00:44:42just for a moment.
00:44:45But...
00:44:47in that moment...
00:44:49I realized...
00:44:50how much...
00:44:51that I love you.
00:44:54That you're the only person...
00:44:55I wanna be with.
00:45:02Do you forgive me?
00:45:03You lied to me...
00:45:07again.
00:45:09Take right...
00:45:10You kissed another woman...
00:45:11and...
00:45:12and then you hid it from me...
00:45:14Lily, please stop.
00:45:17I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19You are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:30Lily, wait.
00:45:32Lily!
00:45:37Oh my god, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:43Now...
00:45:44it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:58What?
00:46:00No, I...
00:46:04True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:13Come on, Jake, please pick up.
00:46:15Jake!
00:46:17Lily?
00:46:18I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21See you on?
00:46:23Tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues, and if I'm being honest, I wanna assess you a woman who is super intelligent and ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait!
00:46:36I can't believe him!
00:46:40True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47Alright, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:46:52You must be Lily, might I say. Your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice. God damn!
00:47:09So, uh, Mitchell, was it? What do you do for a living?
00:47:15Isn't it obvious, babe? I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not. And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry, I'm just super distracted by that tight bod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs. You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait!
00:47:43Tonight's the night.
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:47And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait!
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you, I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake, and I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:18Get off me, you creep!
00:48:25Jake...
00:48:27No, Jake, wait!
00:48:30Jake...
00:48:32Jake, wait!
00:48:36Please...
00:48:37It's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:45Please, let me explain!
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend. Now you're cheating on me!
00:48:54We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you and you broke it off. You humiliated me!
00:49:01Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face!
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:15Love's wife matched me with that stupid meathead.
00:49:19I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:22And when I saw him...
00:49:24When he kissed me...
00:49:28I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:32Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:33Please, leave me.
00:49:38You're saying that all that happened...
00:49:41Today...
00:49:42That I called you...
00:49:44And we unmatched you and I broke up with you.
00:49:46Why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:53What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:54Trust me, we need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:58Let's go.
00:49:59This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:04They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand. Why is it safe here?
00:50:14No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:26Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember...
00:50:33My ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:40There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:44The day...
00:50:46I, uh, broke up with her.
00:50:47Sue!
00:50:48I'll kill!
00:50:50I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:53I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:56What she said...
00:50:59What I'm afraid she's capable of doing.
00:51:04It's the only place I feel like we're safe.
00:51:08I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:13She sounds...
00:51:16unwell.
00:51:18Wow.
00:51:20You look...
00:51:24so beautiful, Lily.
00:51:26You look...
00:51:28very handsome.
00:51:29You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:38Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:41What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:44Come with me, and I'll show you.
00:51:45I'll show you.
00:51:49Here.
00:51:54Ready?
00:52:04It's been a crazy day.
00:52:06I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:08Me too.
00:52:12Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:16You know, on the...
00:52:19seventh date...
00:52:21love swipe...
00:52:23gives couples the option to...
00:52:30To what?
00:52:35To be with each other.
00:52:39Well, if love swipe says something...
00:52:45Put me on the altar, cause you can't be tamed.
00:52:49Silent underneath your flame.
00:52:52Cut the cords around me as I sneak your way.
00:52:56It's never gonna be the same.
00:53:00Even though I loved you, it was all in vain.
00:53:03This ends now!
00:53:06No!
00:53:08I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:10Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Nibloch once and for all!
00:53:12This. Ends. Now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back,
00:53:24even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:27once and for all!
00:53:39Last night was...
00:53:41We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens, just come to my place
00:54:00and we'll deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:05Nothing could keep me from you,
00:54:07not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:10Okay.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him!
00:54:42Long guard, bitch.
00:54:44To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:50Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:56Aw, the app is having us through our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02It's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:04Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08You want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down.
00:55:12I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:16You guys need to make sure.
00:55:18You're so tired.
00:55:20And to come out of the way, nobody has a zoo open.
00:55:22And to a day, you're kinda out of your way.
00:55:24You're gonna die!
00:55:26And to keep up!
00:55:28So, last night, you're supposed to be a monster.
00:55:30Oh, God.
00:55:32I've died.
00:55:33And to the day?.
00:55:34You're supposed to be a monster.
00:55:35You're supposed to be a monster.
00:55:36You're supposed to be a monster.
00:55:37You're supposed to die for the next night.
00:55:38You're supposed to be a monster.
00:55:39Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:02You hurt my best friend.
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:10Have you seen Lily?
00:56:12Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:19She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:29Lily!
00:56:29Lily!
00:56:45Police.
00:56:46It was you.
00:56:49So is you.
00:56:49Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:08I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:20But then he fell for you.
00:57:22I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:29I was his partner.
00:57:31His closest collaborator.
00:57:35On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this.
00:57:45Let it go, Belize.
00:57:46I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:53Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58Try and rub back up.
00:58:00Jake, you got this, asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:16Jake, you came to me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:22You're my girl.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here
00:58:53how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:56I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her head.
00:59:03Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:09Two.
00:59:09Jake!
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19Don't.
00:59:20Toy with me, Jake.
00:59:21Not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:28Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:30We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:32dating apps together.
00:59:35Oh, I'm ready.
00:59:36And last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:43I created the app
00:59:46that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:49you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me?
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
01:00:00Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:06I thought
01:00:12the app was going to
01:00:13change my life.
01:00:17Show me how to find
01:00:18real love.
01:00:20I trusted
01:00:21what we created,
01:00:22Belize.
01:00:24But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:30I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:33for Love Swipe.
01:00:34You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:41My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:50I need to tell you
01:00:51something that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:56Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:01I did it again.
01:01:02Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them.
01:01:20I'll kill you,
01:01:21Jake Wright.
01:01:22You are a liar
01:01:23and a monster.
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:26How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you.
01:01:31Jake.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:35I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust
01:01:40to have
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:46I'll spend the rest
01:01:46of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:53I forgive you.
01:01:56Jake, I...
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:02:00I forgive you.
01:02:02I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is.
01:02:11Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:18I helped create this app
01:02:20because I believe everyone
01:02:22deserves to find true love.
01:02:23I use Love Swipe
01:02:27and for the first time
01:02:29in my life
01:02:30I found
01:02:31true
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:38So
01:02:39will you do me
01:02:49the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake,
01:03:03my...
01:03:03my Mr. Wright,
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:05And you make it make sense
01:03:20How our hope can be
01:03:22when we're told
01:03:23You once felt like a stranger
01:03:26who's alive
01:03:27believing your plans
01:03:30You
01:03:34No
01:03:36No
01:03:36No
01:03:37No
01:03:37No
01:03:38No
01:03:38mest
01:03:41No
01:03:42No
01:03:43No
01:03:43No
01:03:45No
01:03:45No
01:03:46No
01:03:46No
01:03:47No
01:03:48No
01:03:48No
01:03:49No
01:03:50No
01:03:51No
01:03:51No
01:03:52No
01:03:52Yeah
01:03:53Vanessa
01:03:55Baby
01:03:56I
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