00:00My wife says it's bad luck to put your purse on the floor.
00:03You should pick it up.
00:04Okay.
00:04Thanks.
00:05All right, what was the final tally on the purse?
00:08526 bucks.
00:09I found her home number.
00:10Tell her you found her purse.
00:11I bet she'll give you a reward.
00:12Hi, I found your purse on the L.
00:14Give me a call back on your cell so that I can get it back to you.
00:17Okay.
00:17I have your purse.
00:18Oh, thank you.
00:20Your kids are driving me insane today.
00:21It's okay.
00:22I should get going.
00:23Fiona, right?
00:24You didn't see any money in here, did you?
00:26No, I just looked for your license and sell.
00:28That's it.
00:28What a drag.
00:28I had like 500 bucks for my rent.
00:30I bet some derelict on the train snagged it.
00:32Sorry.
00:33Do you want to come in for coffee?
00:34I got to get to work.
00:35Well, thanks again.
00:36It's nice to know there are kind people out there.
00:37Bye.
00:38I'm going to pay that purse woman back.
00:39Why?
00:40She was nice.
00:41She's not rich at all.
00:42I feel bad.
00:42She has a bunch of kids running around.
00:44Hi.
00:45I feel really bad somebody swiped your money.
00:47Oh, yeah?
00:47Oh, please.
00:48Like, I don't know you took it.
00:49What?
00:49No.
00:50Come on.
00:50You stole my goddamn money.
00:51Admit it.
00:52I did not.
00:52Of course you did.
00:53Okay.
00:53I came here to be nice, but forget it now.
00:55Off to steal another purse, finders, keepers, losers, weepers.
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