00:00Money in the bag, now!
00:07Seriously?
00:10Yes, seriously.
00:12I have a boyfriend.
00:15Not what I asked. Put the money in the bag.
00:17I get it. You saw me. You were too nervous to talk to me,
00:21so you went home to grab a mask so you could talk to me,
00:24but regardless, I have a boyfriend.
00:27Do I look nervous to you?
00:28I don't care if you have a boyfriend.
00:30Put the money in the bag or I'll shoot.
00:32Shoot what? Shoot your shot?
00:34No, I'll shoot the gun that's in my hand.
00:36Ugh, that's pathetic.
00:37What are you doing? Put your hands up!
00:39Oh, what? You want me to put my hands up?
00:41So I can submit to you?
00:43Uh, newsflash, bucko, I only submit to my boyfriend.
00:47Okay? I have a boyfriend.
00:49You know what? Don't put your hands up.
00:51Just open up the register and...
00:52Hey, girl! Oh, my gosh, how was Coachella?
00:54Honestly, so lame this year.
00:55Really?
00:56There's, like, nobody to see, honestly.
00:58Ew, gross.
00:59That's it right there! Give it to me!
01:00Uh, excuse me, give you what? She has a boyfriend.
01:03Yeah.
01:04Give me the money!
01:05Oh, he's such a brodo.
01:06I know, right? He's been in here all night.
01:08Can you just please tell her to give me the money?
01:10That's all I'm asking.
01:11Excuse me, I have a boyfriend.
01:15Ugh, thank you.
01:16Alright, girl, I'll see you soon, okay?
01:17Bye, girl! Let me know if you're going out later, okay?
01:19Look, in no way am I trying to hit on you.
01:22Just, please, just put the money in the bag and I'll be out of your way.
01:25You'll never see me again.
01:26Oh, so now you're playing hard to get, huh?
01:28Just like every other guy, yeah?
01:30You want me to chase after you, don't you?
01:32Yeah?
01:33I have a boyfriend.
01:35Come out with your hands up.
01:37We've got you surrounded.
01:38I'm Scrooge.
01:39I'm Scrooge.
01:40Wow.
01:41Okay, so you got your friends to dress up like cops too and play along with this, huh?
01:45Yeah?
01:46Oh, okay, I'm with him.
01:47I'm with him, everybody.
01:48Should I pull my hands up?
01:49Yeah?
01:50You want me to play along?
01:51What do I do?
01:52What do I do?
01:53I'll put my hands up.
01:54I'll play along, okay?
01:55Woo!
01:56Look at us.
01:57We're robbing a store, everybody.
01:58You and me.
01:59We're Bonnie and Clyde, yeah?
02:00Alright, give me this.
02:01Woo!
02:02Okay.
02:03Oh, look, everybody.
02:04I have a gun.
02:05Alright.
02:06Keep your hands where I can see them.
02:07Don't touch me.
02:08Hey, she's dumb.
02:09Don't move.
02:10I have a boyfriend, okay?
02:12Tell her to the judge.
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