- 7 months ago
"Luda kuća" serija je o naoko običnim ljudima iz susjedstva - onima s malo novca i mnogo velikih želja, problema i još više peha. Miljenko Majer svojevrsni je glumački Don Quijote, mali glumac s velikim ambicijama. Više od svojih snova o slavi i bogatstvu voli tek Matildu i njihova sina, gimnazijalca Filipa sklonog nogometu - u kojem, naravno, vidi ispunjenje svojih ambicija. Majerovi su ljudi čija je kuća uvijek puna nepozvanih gostiju, oni su vrsta ljudi koji nikom ne znaju reći NE, pa makar koliko ih to stajalo. Upravo zato s njima živi i umirovljeni policajac Đuro Pletikosa, nema dana kad k njima ne svrati usidjelica Božena, a pospremačica Brankica radi često i ispod cijene, jer život Majerovih doživljava kao besplatnu zabavu. Za trgovanje i financijske kombinacije zadužen je Laci, vlasnik kafića u kojem Miljenko provodi najveći dio svog radnog vremena, uglavnom ispunjenog pauzama i dugim čekanjima na mali nastup. Kako biti sretan, umjereno bogat i uspješan, moto je priče o stanovnicima "Lude kuće".
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17:11Pa dajte mu recite već jednom, zašto gnjavite čovjeka?
17:23A šta je ovo? Zašto te opuštate?
17:25Ovo ste vi, Đuro!
17:27Kako i ja?
17:29E
17:30Vidite, Đuro, prije dva dana ja sam vam dala posjetnicu onog svog prijatelja doktora, jel tako?
17:36I
17:37E
17:38E
17:40A vi
17:41Znate
17:42Mi vam noćima ne možemo spavat, hoću reć, Miljenko može spavati.
17:45Ali Filip i ja, mi vam uopće ne možemo...
17:47Hrčete konosorov!
17:49Ja!
17:50Ja ne hrče!
17:51Hrčete, hrčete, Đuro, htjeli ste dokaz, evo, tu vam je dokaz.
17:55A
17:56A
17:57Ko mi garantira da ovo nije krivotvorina?
17:59Ja!
18:00Noća smo vas snimili, hoću reć, Miljenko vas je snimio.
18:03Matilda je razvalila pravo.
18:05Provalili ste u moju sobu bez pitanja.
18:09Kucali smo, ali niste reagirali.
18:11O, kako ću reagirat kad spavam?
18:14To je zločin za vašu policiju?
18:17O, prostite, Đura, ali morali smo.
18:20Osim toga u vašim godinama nije baš sigurno zaključavati vrata.
18:23A što ako vam pozili?
18:25Ja sam zdraviji osivac!
18:28I nećete me tako lako natirat doktoru i pit!
18:35A za ovo ćete me još čuti!
18:43Pa nije vam ideja baš nešto?
18:45E, moj genije!
18:49Evo sad će ona.
18:50Aj, konačno da opoznam tu tvoju curu.
18:52Nije mi cura, instruktorica.
18:54Kje? Ženska te uči vozi?
18:56Ne, uči me fiziku.
18:58Fiziku?
19:01Znao sam.
19:02Da, tebi su ipak naškodili svi oni udarci loptom u glavo.
19:05Ajmo iz početka.
19:06Imam jedan iz fizike i mama mi je zabranila nogome dok to ne ispravi.
19:10I našla mi instruktoricu.
19:11Mama ti rih tako made.
19:13Ha, ha, ha.
19:14I oči se dogodi kakva fisija, fuzija.
19:17Ha, ha, s koji vraj.
19:18Polako, još smo na gravitaciji.
19:20A bojmo se da to ne besadi.
19:21Već pet dana me uči jedno te istu.
19:23Sigurno misle da sam glupi nogometaš.
19:24E, slušaj, ti starijeg iskusnijek.
19:29Pazi, zavodjenje ti je umijećen.
19:31Žensko je stalno moraš govorit da je lijepa, da je pametna,
19:36obasipat je komplimentima, lopatama.
19:38E, a ponekad joj moraš kupit cvijeće, bombonjeru, kur.
19:42I kad se skrlazinje razpek mezi, e, onda svim snagama u napad.
19:46Reci, odko ti ta taktika iz sportskih novosti?
19:49Sam ti mene, slušaj.
19:55Bok.
19:56E, koraljka, placi.
19:58Hvala, drago mi je. I kako ide, a? Napredo je.
20:01Prije bi rekla da je temeljito.
20:03O, ćeš možda nešto popitati.
20:05Ma, hvala ne, bolje da krenemo.
20:07Pa, ano.
20:08Da, e, samo, e, bc.
20:10Tam iza.
20:11Evo, minuta.
20:15Ej, čuj, daj ovo džurinj.
20:18Prava domaća s velebitskim travama.
20:20E, zadrži mi starice posle predstava.
20:22Molim te, samo to i nikad više te ništa neću moliti.
20:25Ima, frke.
20:26Ne želi mi doma prije pomoći.
20:29Evo me.
20:30Ha?
20:31Idemo.
20:33E, Filipe.
20:35Čuj.
20:38Pozdravi doma i...
20:40Nemoj te previše učiti.
20:43Nije zdravo u vašim godinama.
20:47Baš ti hvala.
20:48Ovo je neupisivo upovećava moje šanse kod nije.
21:01Evo nas.
21:02Uzvoli.
21:03A gdje ti je mama?
21:10Ukazališ tu s tatom.
21:12A moćemo lijepo polako učiti.
21:14Bez smetanja.
21:16Idemo u dnevnu sobu.
21:17E, odi ti sa mnom, smijestis.
21:19Ja dođem za sekundu.
21:33Daj.
21:59Imate dobre knjige?
22:00I saw the wonderful books.
22:01Ah, that's my mom.
22:03I thought I was...
22:04I thought I had a drink.
22:06We have a champagne, a maman, a rickon...
22:08The other one?
22:09I don't have alcohol.
22:10No, I don't have alcohol.
22:11I don't want to drink alcohol.
22:12I'll take a sample.
22:13I'll take a test.
22:14I want to take a test.
22:15I want to write...
22:18I want to take a test...
22:19Because I want to be a teacher.
22:21I want to be a teacher, if needed,
22:23in biology, chemists...
22:24No, I want to do it.
22:25I want you to be really nice.
22:27Yes, I want to take a sample.
22:28Let's take a look, take a look, take a look, take a look, take a look, take a look.
22:33Not that one, take a look, don't you?
22:36Yes.
22:38Let's write.
22:41If any of your mind is 250 grams on the lube on the Cres,
22:46write, Filipe, how much will it be on the middle of the Juz?
22:51Oh, this is a bit of a surprise.
22:54Again, we'll do it again.
22:56Now we'll do a little break,
22:59and we'll do a little bit with Barbadjurom
23:01to get a look, a little bit of a tongue.
23:04We'll do not drink Raky Barbadjur, and write a test.
23:07Yes.
23:08Nocni test.
23:10Let's go to another one.
23:11I don't want to concentrate on this partizan-alcoholic.
23:18Other things are you to concentrate on.
23:26I don't even know.
23:28I don't care.
23:29I don't care.
23:30Wow.
23:31I'm a math.
23:32I'm a math.
23:33I'm going to close.
23:34I'm going to close.
23:35I don't want to close.
23:36I'm not sure.
23:37I don't care.
23:38I don't care I don't know.
23:40I don't know.
23:41No, it's difficult.
23:42I don't know.
23:43What's happening.
23:44I'll try the preserved-alcoholic!
23:45What's wrong?
23:46I don't care.
23:47T'so, I don't care.
23:48It doesn't care I'll do it.
23:49I'll do it.
23:50I'm tired of you, you should get me to sleep.
23:51I want to talk about my glasses.
23:52You're listening to school.
23:53I'm listening to school.
23:54You're listening to me.
23:55I don't care.
23:56You're listening to me.
23:57Where are we staying?
24:01I don't know.
24:09What is this? Pneumatska bušilica?
24:11It's not a bušilica, it's only Juro Hrček.
24:13I don't want to focus on njega.
24:15What are you doing?
24:16Ok, I'm going to teach you.
24:18I'm just a little love you.
24:20Wow, wow, wow!
24:21Why are you all stupid in this house?
24:22Except your mother.
24:24You'll always have to have one.
24:26Don't let me go to peace.
24:28This is the first and last time.
24:30I'm going to go home.
24:31I'm going to go to taxi.
24:33I'm going to love you.
24:56I'm going to go home.
24:58I'm going to go home.
24:59Let's go home.
25:00Let's go home.
25:01I'm going to go home.
25:02I'm going home.
25:03Did you get a sleep is going home?
25:05I'm going home.
25:06But never mind going home anymore.
25:08The present in the morning stopped us.
25:11Not my mom or your mother.
25:13No problem.
25:14What?
25:15You cannot wait to see.
25:17What?
25:18I don't expect any details.
25:20Everything was cool and according to the plan.
25:23I told her that it was too bad.
25:26I liked it! Why did you tell me that?
25:28That's what I found in my pocket.
25:30Maybe not on your pocket, but on my pocket.
25:33What did she say to you all?
25:35She cried a little.
25:37And then she went home home with a taxi.
25:42Again, Philippe, wait!
25:45Stop! Stop!
25:46First, one small show.
25:49What do you think, Džuro?
25:50I don't want you to be a clown.
25:52I don't talk to you all.
25:55I think it's all about this.
25:57I think it's a simple plan
25:58to bring you to the river of the river.
26:00But you won't do that.
26:02I did something else.
26:04Technica of the people.
26:06What do you think?
26:08This old police officer
26:12took the night in your sleeping room.
26:16What do you think?
26:18Džuro,
26:19what do you think?
26:20What do you think?
26:21What do you think?
26:22What do you think?
26:23Oh,
26:25what do you think of it all?
26:26Oh,
26:27what?
26:28I'm a little bit.
26:30I'm a little bit.
26:32Okay, I see that I'm going to get you.
26:34Why are you going to get me? I'm just going to love you.
26:36Who's going to love you?
26:38You're all the people in this house.
26:40You're all going to love you.
26:42You're going to have one.
26:44Let me go.
26:46This is the first and last part.
26:48I'm going to go home.
26:50No, I'm going to go to taxi.
26:52My son is very good.
26:58No, I'm going to go home.
27:03Boželjna,
27:04how is your friend's friend?
27:06The physicist?
27:08Yes, yes, yes.
27:10I know she's the best in the city.
27:12That's why I need her number.
27:14Four.
27:16Thank you, Boželjna.
27:22What's that?
27:24Professor Krivić.
27:26Koraljka?
27:28Koraljka je na natjecanju u Rumunjskoj i nema vremena.
27:30I želim ne dva,
27:32nego tri iz fizike.
27:33Jasno?
27:34Doviđenja.
27:35A sad, Džuro.
27:36Džuro?
27:37Gdje ste?
27:38Idemo doktoru odmah.
27:40Pa, mamam, pa ne možeš mi to...
27:42Pa, ne možeš mi to radit.
27:43Halo?
27:50Reši, mami, da moraš doći još pet puta.
27:53Pa, pojma, nemaš šta je akceleracija.
27:55A sad, idi.
27:56Sutra u tri.
27:58A, ti si mali Filip.
28:00Jesi li donio papuća i novac?
28:03Ulazi.
28:05I prvo što moraš znati je, da mrzim prljavštinu i nezbanje.
28:25Džuro.
28:26Džuro.
28:27Džuro!
28:31Džuro!
28:32Juro!
28:34I'm going to go home.
28:36Thank God.
28:39God is dead.
28:41I think I can't think about it.
28:43I can't believe that my eyes can't be opened.
28:45I can't believe that you can't have a third mandala or a half of your nose.
28:48I'm going to be like a sword.
28:51If you want to shoot me, I'm going to shoot me.
28:54I'm going to shoot me.
28:56I'm going to shoot me!
28:58From the first pension, you will buy a sound-out for your own house.
29:02If you like it, they have very nice house.
29:06They are very sweet.
29:08They are sweet.
29:12Everything is ok.
29:17Milenko.
29:19Milenko!
29:21Who is the camera?
29:23Camera 2.
29:24Action.
29:28Oため…
29:29What is said?
29:30He is out of sight.
29:33Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
29:36Fire
29:42What is the flame?
29:44Fire!
29:45Fire!
29:46Fire!
29:47Fire!
29:48Fire!
29:49Fire!
29:50Fire!
29:51Fire!
29:52Fire!
29:53Fire!
29:54Fire!
29:55Fire!
29:56And after the day of the day, a good day.
30:04The big, our small star is,
30:11And it's a small thing,
30:16And I'm telling you,
30:18That's all, that's all,
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30:46I was in Tuba, it's good, it's good, you know that I'm not good
30:56I was in Tuba, it's good, you know that I'm not good
31:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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