00:00Well...
00:02Every year it comes around, I always get headaches
00:06I'm drinking too much Krupnik, and making big mistakes
00:10I think I'll need some coffee, I know I'll need some beer
00:14We all know it's Dingus Day.
00:15Dingus Day!
00:16Happy Dingus Day!
00:17Dingus Day!
00:18Dingus Day!
00:19Dingus Day, the movie.
00:21But the best you could do for Dingus Day is the dingus.
00:24So now put on your red and white, cause Dingus Day is here!
00:30It's all a haze, it's Dingus Day.
00:43So yes, keep clean me out, I feel like Billy Bays.
00:46I'm in a craze, it's Dingus Day.
00:49I'm burnt out from sauerkraut, but it's still my holiday.
00:53Well, the pussy willow branches from my uncle left a bruise.
01:08He had a little fun, and he had a lot of booze.
01:11It said there meant to be a sign of someone's affection,
01:14I don't think that's what he means, but he swings in my direction.
01:16And all the ways to celebrate, you know I didn't choose.
01:19But I'll just hit him harder, because I don't wanna lose.
01:22But it's okay, I guess, I don't mind all the abuse.
01:25Anything is fine against the shake of winter blues.
01:28Cause that's all a haze, it's Dingus Day.
01:31So yes, keep clean me out, I feel like Billy Bays.
01:34I'm in a craze, it's Dingus Day.
01:37I'm burnt out from sauerkraut, but it's still my holiday.
01:40I'm burnt out from sauerkraut.
01:50I'm burnt out from sauerkraut, but it's still my holiday.
