00:00If I might speak on behalf of my country, which I most certainly do not,
00:04our message to you, our friends across the pond this Christmas, is don't give up on us.
00:11We're going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we'll come around.
00:15It may not seem like it, but we love you guys.
00:18We even love the things about you that you don't like, like Simon Cowell, for instance.
00:24We are not bright.
00:27We're Americans.
00:28No one knows better than you.
00:30We're always just a little bit late to the game.
00:32But do we come through in the end?
00:35Maybe.
00:36Give us about three years.
00:37I host what you call a chat show.
00:40We call it a talk show.
00:41And what you call the colonies, I think.
00:44I honestly have no idea what's going on over there.
00:48I do know what's going on over here, though.
00:50And I can tell you that from a fascism perspective, this has been a really great year.
00:55Tyranny is booming over here.
00:59You may have read in your colorful newspapers, my country's president would like to shut me up because I don't adore him in the way he likes to be adored.
01:09The American government made a threat against me and the company I work for.
01:13And all of a sudden, we're off the air.
01:15All of a sudden, we're off the air.
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