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Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams of 'Heated Rivalry' take turns reading extremely complimentary tweets to each other in a very dramatic fashion. Which of the two can receive their compliments without breaking character?
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00:00You're more butt heavy.
00:01I'm more butt.
00:02This man, I'm 90% butt, y'all.
00:06I'm more butt than man.
00:07When I register to vote, it says, male, female, other.
00:11I put other, and then put butt.
00:22Hey, what's up?
00:22This is Connor Story.
00:23And I'm Hudson Williams.
00:24And today we are with Teen Vogue, and we're going to be playing
00:27Compliment Battle.
00:30No smiling.
00:32Smiling counts.
00:32I'm going to preface this and say no smiling either.
00:36I can do that.
00:37I ain't scared.
00:37Hudson Williams is actually so damn pretty.
00:42Like, that's a pretty man right there.
00:44Holy .
00:45Rare occurrence for his species, so needs to be called out.
00:49What does this one mean?
00:50What are you getting at?
00:51I was born pretty.
00:52I've been pretty.
00:53I stay pretty.
00:54We're on to you, 81 Rosenau.
00:56Also, you fully laughed.
00:57You turned away from the camera.
00:58You fully laughed.
00:59This is an essay.
01:01Nico, Prince of Mayhem says this, but I get why he can do it.
01:04I'm a polyglot and a linguist, and he's the same.
01:08Connor can hear a full set of phonetics from a language just a few times and duplicate the accent.
01:11He wasn't formally trained for this, though.
01:12It's just his special interest in linguistics.
01:14I was formally educated in linguistics, and I speak seven languages fluently,
01:17and he's almost as accurate with the accent duplication as I am.
01:20It's scary how good he is for someone who is self-taught.
01:23What's this person's name?
01:25Nico, Prince of Mayhem.
01:27Your enthusiasm makes me in love with you.
01:30The one thing I want to point out about that is how Hudson says accurate.
01:34He says accurate.
01:35Accurate.
01:36That's not even Canadian.
01:38That's not even Canadian.
01:40I don't give a .
01:41That's just you.
01:42That's just you.
01:43One day, I will become insane, and I'll blame it on Hudson Williams' side profile.
01:49If I laugh while I do it, does that count?
01:53Yes.
01:55Oh, God.
01:56I also laughed.
01:57You get to...
01:58I'm just such a for a little compliment.
02:01I know.
02:02Me too.
02:02It's getting hot in here, huh?
02:04How does Connor's story make his voice sound exactly how I imagine Ilya's?
02:10Connor sounds nothing like that?
02:13It's your turn.
02:19I see it.
02:21Nope, your time has passed.
02:23Please, James Gunn, let Hudson Williams play Nightwing, and just put him in the tightest,
02:28most skin-tight costume, and he'll absolutely kill it.
02:31Hudson has no shame, so he's honestly down for that.
02:35I gotta laugh.
02:37I'll work out some extra.
02:38I know Nightwing needs a bunch of ass.
02:40I'll pop size back there and throw it in the trunk, you know?
02:43Pop what?
02:44What'd you just say?
02:44I'm just gonna put some more meat back there, you know?
02:47No implants or nothing.
02:48I'm just gonna...
02:49I'll just...
02:49I'll get the Connor's story glute routine.
02:52Any day, Junior.
02:53Connor's story, you are so handsome.
02:55What the do they put in your water?
02:58I'm from Texas, so there's a bunch of maggots and hard lime and calcium.
03:04No, there's not calcium in water.
03:07We had hard water growing up in Texas.
03:09I have keratosis pilaris because of it,
03:12so that's what's in the water.
03:13I just spit a bunch.
03:15I'm a mess right now.
03:17You can go.
03:18Connor's story, it seems I've grown quite fond of you, though there are no sexual urges or desires.
03:22You've come to me as a long-lost friend whom I once picked apples with in Papa's orchard.
03:27Is that a compliment?
03:28She's grown fond of you.
03:29I don't need...
03:29I don't need friends.
03:31Okay.
03:32Pull in close.
03:33I need people who are obsessed with me sexually.
03:38I live in Los Angeles, baby.
03:40Come for this belt buckle with your teeth.
03:42We don't do friends.
03:43We do lust and lots and lots of sunscreen and Botox.
03:47Hudson Williams, you are so perfect to me and I will fight anyone who doesn't agree.
03:51Hashtag stop Asian hate.
03:53I feel like it took a really like severe turn.
03:59We were joking two seconds ago and then it got real.
04:00Wow, they said stop Asian hate.
04:01Yeah, um, thank you for, um, you have cured Asian hate.
04:07I don't think there's no more hate for them Asians.
04:10I think you fixed it single-handedly.
04:12I don't even know if you're Asian or not, but I think racism is gone.
04:14Ilya Rozanov's defense attorney says,
04:17Okay, but do you know how insane it is to learn a foreign language in adulthood
04:20and perfect it to the point that its native speakers genuinely think you're Russian?
04:24Oh, Connor Story, come get your awards.
04:26Hashtag heated rivalry.
04:28I love that.
04:29Yeah, it was a lot of work and it was the pleasure of my life so far.
04:32It's so fun.
04:33That's my bread and butter.
04:34The accent I kind of formulated on my own,
04:36but all of the Russian dialogue that I do, I had a, uh, uh, Kate Yavlunovsky.
04:42Yes.
04:42Um, she's actually a casting director in Montreal,
04:45but also doubled as my, uh, dialect coach.
04:47We worked tirelessly, four-hour sessions.
04:50All the time.
04:50All the time.
04:51Katya, I love her.
04:53I love her.
04:54Shabal says, that's how it's spelled.
04:56There's like five A's.
04:57Got you.
04:58He really does look like Keanu Reeves, but the younger version.
05:01It's nice.
05:02I think Keanu's nice.
05:04I mean, I think, I think no matter what you're into,
05:07you cannot deny Keanu Reeves is a stud and a half.
05:10Bangable and a half.
05:12Should have been on this show.
05:13I'll play a young little John Wick.
05:15I'll grow the hair out.
05:15Yeah.
05:16I think that's a huge compa-
05:17You can kill my dog any day.
05:18Have you seen, um, My Own Private Eye Dove?
05:20Yes.
05:20It's a great movie.
05:21Yeah.
05:22I need Connor to share his curly hair routine with me.
05:24It's called become a star and get, uh, get a team.
05:29A stylist, a groomer, hair, makeup, all the brands.
05:33Then you'll look perfect just like me.
05:35He has $300 in his hair right now.
05:38It's gold foil.
05:39I had someone go to the Nile River and put a little t-shirt in the Nile
05:44and then bring it bomb back and wring it out over my head.
05:48Do you use any products at home?
05:50No.
05:50Air dry, baby.
05:51I'm ready to cut this stuff off if y'all want me to be completely honest.
05:54I'm ready to shave my head.
05:55I, I don't know who's out there, but someone hire me and give me a crazy haircut.
06:01I want like a-
06:01Ooh, I want the same thing.
06:03You always steal my stuff.
06:05You always steal my things.
06:07Order!
06:10Order it in the court!
06:12I will add, I would like-
06:14He always steals my stuff.
06:16This is not a bit.
06:17I will like-
06:18I said Darren Ararofsky, you said Darren Ararofsky.
06:20I said weird European art films, you said weird European art films and now my hair.
06:24I hate Connor's story, but I would like to have that Dennis Rodman leopard print haircut.
06:30Um, you can have that.
06:32I don't want that.
06:32I want it.
06:33If someone writes a script where that is a necessity, die my f-
06:40Anyway, we're aligned, change us physically.
06:42Hudson is like a London boy straight out of a novel.
06:46Wait, wait, what?
06:48What the hell does that mean?
06:50I am from London and I like tea and I could be your next James Bond because
06:53all the Brits have stole our work and I can't do-
06:56I-I'll just get Kate.
06:57Because the Brits have done enough to Canada.
06:59They ripped us apart.
07:00They colonized us, so f*** it.
07:01I'm going to take your little character and f*** drink a martini.
07:03F*** you.
07:05He said that.
07:06Hudson's like a London boy straight out of a novel, almost like a prince.
07:12While Connor looks like a godly deity.
07:16Damn.
07:17A modern prince and a timeless god colliding.
07:20That's what makes the series amazing.
07:22Acting is so brilliant.
07:24I'm blushing from this.
07:25How beautiful is that?
07:26A modern prince and a timeless god colliding?
07:32That's some poetry, huh?
07:34He just likes the sound of his own voice.
07:35I'm just going to hit the buzzer.
07:36Which, by the way, for everyone at home, they add this in post.
07:39So I'm just calling y'all.
07:41This is fake.
07:42We're calling y'all out, Teen Vogue.
07:43This is a hack job.
07:46We're happy to be here.
07:47Yeah, I love it.
07:48Never get rid of us.
07:49Teen Vogue.
07:50Hudson Williams, sorry I'm not familiar with your yearning gay eyes.
07:54Hashtag heated rivalry.
07:55Hashtag heated rivalry.
07:57Spoilers.
07:58These are them yearning bottom eyes that just want to be f***ed.
08:01What does that mean?
08:02I got them on lock.
08:03I got these gay yearning eyes.
08:05But what does that mean?
08:07It's like I'm a Jeff Buckley song in my eyeballs, except I'm gay.
08:10Lover, you should have come over.
08:11And lover, you should be a man.
08:13And you should be a top.
08:14And I'm on my knees waiting for you.
08:16Is this appropriate enough for teen Vogue?
08:20The teens are swearing these days.
08:21You teens are degenerates.
08:23And I'm calling it as it is.
08:24Okay.
08:25Ah, man.
08:27Translated from Portuguese, by the way.
08:29Portuguese?
08:29Oh, obrigado.
08:31I'm moving.
08:33My new address is at the curve of Connor Story's waistline.
08:41It's s***y.
08:44Oh, look at that.
08:45Look at that butt.
08:46That's that butt.
08:47You can press that, because I kind of laughed my way through that.
08:50Hudson Williams, I love your brain.
08:52I love every freaky s*** you say.
08:56I eat it up every time.
08:58Please never change.
08:59Please never get media training.
09:01Don't let anyone take your spark away.
09:03You're everything to me.
09:05Your unhinged mouth.
09:06Well, my whole team disagrees.
09:08And I think I need more media training.
09:09And they're trying to wrangle me in.
09:11I was leashed just off camera.
09:13Right now, right off camera, there's someone with cue cards saying, Hudson, stop.
09:18Hudson.
09:21My collar's waiting for me.
09:22And I'll crawl on out of here.
09:24Yes?
09:24So you're confirming you are a media trained?
09:26Um, I am, but I'm not very coachable.
09:29And I don't care.
09:32Old dog, new tricks.
09:34Born a dog.
09:35Born a dog is gonna die a dog.
09:37Okay, we're gonna get intimate for this one.
09:38Let's do it.
09:39My darling.
09:40Mm-hmm.
09:40My love.
09:41Yep.
09:41My sweetness.
09:42I gotta speed up or else I'm gonna be here for 10 hours.
09:44My darling, my love, my sweetness, my world, my baby, my solace, my rainbow, my daily spirit,
09:47my night moon, my stars in the sky, my fire of enthusiasm, the flowers in my garden,
09:50my cooling water, my soul's life, the owner of my longing, the cure for my wounds.
09:53We're a third.
09:53The soother of my heart, the light of my path, my soulmate, the guardian of my heart,
09:56the reason for my smile, the owner of my beating heart.
09:58We're a quarter in.
09:58The tune in my song, my beautiful dream, my night guard.
10:00The soother of my-
10:00I did math wrong.
10:01The soother of my soul, the lamp in my darkness, the crashing of my waves,
10:03my morning sun, my gentle breeze, the refreshing rain.
10:05Almost halfway.
10:05The calming dusk, the dew on the leaves, the sun of life.
10:08Who are you, Robert Frost?
10:09The poetry in my heart, the eternal story, the harmony of my soul.
10:11Redundant.
10:12The endless longing, my compliment, my final destination,
10:14compliment spelled wrong, my life's inspiration, the melody of my tune,
10:16my warmest hug, the smile I long for, my little heaven.
10:18The guard-
10:18This is really sweet.
10:18The guardian of my dreams, the light of my stars, my breath,
10:20the sigh of my longing, the beat of my heart, my most beautiful night,
10:22the hope in my life, the dawn of my salvation, my bright afternoon,
10:24my calm waves, my shield of my heart, my love arc, my night blanket,
10:26my morning embrace, my universe harmony, my heart's idle, the flower sour, sour?
10:29The flower sour on my path, my love lantern, the morning star in my darkness,
10:32the oxygen in my breath.
10:32Jesus Christ.
10:33My ocean of love, my living soul, the aurora of my love,
10:35the inspiration of my longing, the solace of my fatigue.
10:37I'm fatigued.
10:38My limitless happiness and eternal time in my life.
10:40That's insane.
10:42And it's not even addressed to no one.
10:45It's, well, I think it's for me.
10:48Anyway, I have, thank you, that was kind of beautiful.
10:52That was really beautiful.
10:53Also, your, the speed at which you did that was incredible.
10:56I'm an auctioneer.
10:57He can talk and talk for hours, literally about anything,
11:00and I'd still listen and gush about him and giggle and kick my feet.
11:03Talking about you.
11:04Yeah.
11:05I feel the same.
11:06Yeah?
11:06Well, kick your little feet some more.
11:08I'm coming over.
11:09You've convinced me.
11:10I'm starved for a compliment.
11:13And I'm...
11:13Wait, what are you, what are you talking about, baby?
11:15You just got...
11:16All these people are gonna get it, is what I'm saying.
11:20I'm here.
11:20You just, you see how just how easy it is,
11:22You've won me over.
11:22Watson Williams.
11:23Ready, watch what happens.
11:24This, your hair looks nice.
11:28See, then that's, that's all we had to do.
11:29Everyone asked about our chemistry.
11:31I just had to go right before, right before shooting.
11:33I just had to be like, your ears look nice.
11:35My ears are the best.
11:37I'm not discussing this anymore.
11:38Connor Story is an Eastern European man,
11:40and he is lying to all of us about being, uh, Mexican.
11:44I mean, Spanish, question mark, question mark,
11:47Texan, question mark, question mark.
11:49You know, it doesn't say they do this in Spanish.
11:50Oh, the Spanish, Spanish question mark.
11:52Let's see.
11:54Well, I don't know what to tell you.
11:56Texan?
11:56Um, I'm not from Eastern Europe.
12:00His ancestors are though.
12:01Look at his face.
12:02No one from Eastern Europe moves their eyebrows as much as I do.
12:05So that's a dead giveaway.
12:06Mm.
12:07Hollander would be scared of him.
12:09Hollander would be scared of you?
12:12I'd take that little boy.
12:13That's kind of hot.
12:14I'd own that little boy.
12:15Damn.
12:16I'd grab him by a little waist.
12:18Is this third person?
12:18Where is this?
12:19Okay, you're talking about your waist.
12:20Um, I know.
12:22I'm conceited.
12:23And I'm grabbing that little boy with his ugly little haircut,
12:26and I'm putting him in positions he's never been.
12:27I'm rocking that world better than Ilya has ever done it.
12:29You said ugly little haircut.
12:30It's bad.
12:31We went through some phases.
12:32So I'm being ugly.
12:34I see it.
12:35Yeah.
12:36But I'm still rocking that .
12:37We appreciate all these because we're pretty hard on ourselves.
12:40I know I'm usually leashed, but in my scenario,
12:43Hollander's on one.
12:44That just means you're going to yourself.
12:45That's what you're saying.
12:48That's just a Tuesday.
12:49Someone said that dragging the chair was improvised?
12:52Connor Story, the man that you are.
12:53I actually don't know if that was fully improvised.
12:56I think we were just trying to, um, like, get the chair from point A to point B.
13:00I did it twice in, like, different ways, and Jacob was kind of like,
13:04that looks weird.
13:05Do it better.
13:06Imagine if you picked it up.
13:09That would look stupid as hell.
13:10Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, come this way.
13:14I'm going to do this just because we haven't given this any attention in a while.
13:21I bet you never heard this before.
13:23Drop the glute routine now.
13:24Do, like, kettlebell squats, but get lifted so that you can go past 90 degrees.
13:30The problem is you watch people do squats at the gym, and everyone's like this.
13:34Everyone's like,
13:34And you have to go further down.
13:40You have to, you better be like, you better be all the way down here.
13:43Can you do an Asian squat?
13:45Yes, I can do an Asian squat.
13:46I'm Asian.
13:46But not fall?
13:48Oh, you just, something just cracked.
13:51You caught this?
13:52So I can, I can stay, when I squat.
13:53Yeah, I can do that too.
13:54But that's why my quads, my quads are better than my, my butt.
13:57Because I can just go down here and come right back up.
14:00Yeah, you're more quad, quad heavy.
14:02Yeah, you're more butt heavy.
14:04I'm more butt.
14:05This man, I'm 90% butt, y'all.
14:09I'm more butt than man.
14:11When I register to vote, it says male, female, other.
14:14I put other, and then put butt.
14:17We walk outside and people go, ass, ass, ass.
14:20They just start yelling it.
14:21Yeah, like, usually when people recognize me, people go,
14:24oh my god, you're the guy with that butt.
14:25It's true.
14:26Hudson Williams, you have bewitched me.
14:28I need to bite you.
14:30Don't act like you don't like that.
14:32You like that.
14:35I need Conor Story to be in the next Calvin Klein campaign.
14:39You wanted, you wanted to be this boy when he was eight years old.
14:42When I was little, my aunt, when she asked me what I wanted to be,
14:45I said an actor.
14:47And then she said, okay, when that doesn't work out, what do you want to be?
14:49And it was the first time anyone, I'd actually thought about it.
14:52And I said, I want to be an underwear model.
14:54And now he's going to be.
14:55That shows how messed up I am.
14:58Sponsor him, Calvin.
15:00I know Hudson Williams is more than his naked and infamous back arch.
15:07Well, what is this more?
15:09All I know is I have been reduced to my little arch.
15:17You know, it's just crazy.
15:19It's crazy how different this is to everyone.
15:22Like we literally have people in here being like, you're the light of my life.
15:26You are the sun to my stars.
15:27You're the wind underneath my sails.
15:29I would do anything.
15:29And I'm an arch.
15:30And then it's like Hudson, that butt and that arch is crazy, boy.
15:35Technically, I'm going to break the news to you.
15:37It's not an arch.
15:38I'm crawling.
15:39So if like this is the bed, like my knees up here, I'm down here.
15:44So if you want to recreate it for a photo for your loved ones or, you know, like your family
15:49for like the Christmas photo, you're going to, it's a leg up.
15:53My chest is down.
15:55Also, my chest is down.
15:56So I'm hiding my, um, from being shown.
15:59Pecker.
16:01And then, and then it puts the up in the sky and, you know, it makes you.
16:05So if you ever need that tip before you're about to.
16:08How does it feel that the one single still of that on Twitter has like 60 million views?
16:16I'm so proud.
16:17I have taken that still and I've sent it to all my family members.
16:21And it said, look at me now.
16:22You doubted me?
16:24Well, baby, I'm on the internet.
16:26Face down, up, arched up, oiled up.
16:30And I got a hot Russian behind me.
16:32Let's go word for word.
16:33Can we talk about Hudson's acting?
16:36No, because I saw every single line of the book through his eyes.
16:41The desire that the fear and the awareness that the guy in front of him is doing something to him.
16:49Hudson Williams, the actor you are.
16:52This is very sweet.
16:53I'm unemployed right now.
16:57So if like you want to start like a GoFundMe for my mean time or something like that or like a campaign that can maybe play something else.
17:07For only 99 cents a day.
17:09My rate is really cheap.
17:10For only 99 cents a day.
17:11It's very low.
17:12You can donate to this boy in need.
17:14I'm not too expensive.
17:16I wasn't aware how much my face was doing.
17:20But I did recognize Shane can't show anything.
17:23Like there's a restriction to his shoulders, his face, his walk, his speech.
17:29It's all very tight.
17:31But, you know, I'm one of those actors that I believe like if you think all the thoughts, if you do the research and all that, it shows up.
17:39You don't have to do nothing.
17:39You just have to spend time.
17:40You have to sit in, you know, Daniel Lewis said, you can't change the way you think, but you can change the way you filter your own thoughts.
17:48So as long as I like get the characters filter, everything that comes through, I just have to trust is in character.
17:54Oh, thanks for having us, Teen Vogue, eh?
17:57Watch new episode of Heated Rivalry right now on HBO Max.
18:02Spasiba.
18:03Paka paka.
18:04Ah, merci bien.
Comments
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7 months ago
These people are so silly I might actually watch the show to support them
7 months ago
I identify as a butt

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