00:00Hi, I'm Neil Patrick Harris, and I am about to go undercover on the internet.
00:05This is actually me.
00:10Nice computer by the way, GQ.
00:12First question comes from Quora.
00:16What are the anti-aging products taken by Neil Patrick Harris?
00:20Here's the key.
00:21Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize.
00:24Just because you're a dude doesn't mean you have to be all rrrr, rrrr, rrrr, and not
00:28put lotion on your face parts, and then drink copious amounts of, uh, blood.
00:34Submitted.
00:35How does Neil Patrick Harris feel about kissing girls on How I Met Your Mother, given he's
00:39gay?
00:40Okay, I added my own inflection.
00:41Let me try that again.
00:43Less judgy.
00:44How does Neil Patrick Harris feel about kissing girls on How I Met Your Mother, given he's
00:48gay?
00:49Uh, kissing girls is super fun.
00:51They're pretty, their skin is soft, and when they slip you the tongue, hello.
00:56I did one scene where I kissed a girl when she was 85 years old.
00:59It had been a while, I guess, because she went for it.
01:07When did the cast of How I Met Your Mother learn the details of the series finale?
01:12The Christmas party of season eight, I cornered Carter and Craig, my bosses, the creators and
01:17executive producers of HimYim, in a very drunken stupor, uh, forced them to tell me the, the,
01:24the end.
01:25And they did, and I loved it, and I appreciated it.
01:28And it makes me rewatch the episodes with a newfound lens of appreciation.
01:35Yahoo Answers!
01:36Yahoo!
01:37Is there a film where Neil Patrick Harris cries?
01:43Or a video?
01:44Why would you want to be watching?
01:46I'm not one of these actor people that can just give the clenchy jaw tear.
01:51I'm blotchy, and puffing, and do the goat cry.
01:58No one wants to see that ever, except my husband.
02:05Describe the body type of Neil Patrick Harris.
02:09Live, lean, and large.
02:12How would I style my hair like Neil Patrick Harris?
02:16Okay.
02:17Takes a long time.
02:18You need the pomade.
02:19You need the conditioner.
02:20You need the flat iron.
02:21You need the jerry curl.
02:22Then you need the wig tape.
02:23Then you need that black powder stuff.
02:25Takes out the, you know.
02:27After that, what do we do?
02:28Just in the blow dry.
02:29So you need the brush, the curling brush, and then you wet it all, uh, and just go like
02:34this, and you're done.
02:36There you go.
02:37Twitter?
02:38You broader, you Twitter.
02:43Why is hashtag Neil Patrick Harris?
02:45Is that a thing?
02:46Managing this Holiday Inn in Middlesboro.
02:49That manager is...hot.
02:52Disarmingly attractive.
02:54His name is Mark Winter, by the way.
02:56I'm more of a spring-summer.
02:59Is Neil Patrick Harris on this episode of Friends?
03:02Never been on Friends.
03:03Though I do love monkeys.
03:04YouTube.
03:05You'll be swell.
03:10You'll be great.
03:12Where can I buy Neil Patrick Harris' album?
03:14Seriously, he should have continued his music career, too, after Dr. Horrible.
03:19Because I'll tell you why.
03:20I feel so bad for the people.
03:22They're in a certain headspace, right?
03:24And they record this album of angst about their breakup.
03:28Then a year later, they release the album.
03:31And for a year after that, they have to sing that same breakup album all the time on Good
03:36Morning America at 7am.
03:38I feel like that would be exhausting and no fun.
03:42Then again, Donald Glover's doing it really well.
03:45Neil is my spirit animal.
03:48I would be way more flattered if you'd spelled my name correctly.
03:52IMDB.
03:57Trademarks.
03:58Often plays mischievous characters.
04:00Often works his singing abilities into roles.
04:03Often works his abilities as an illusionist into his roles.
04:06Hilariously.
04:07That's all I got.
04:08Confirmed.
04:09Reddit.
04:10Yes, I have.
04:11I was waiting for them to post their yearly Halloween picture.
04:12Here are some previous ones and one more.
04:13We love a good family Halloween picture.
04:14Always have.
04:15Now we just have to convince opinionated seven-year-olds that what we want is the right way to dress,
04:31which is increasingly difficult because they bruise so easily.
04:38Wikipedia.
04:40In 2014, Harris turned down the chance to replace David Letterman.
04:45Not really true.
04:46He also rejected the suggestion of replacing Craig Ferguson as host of The Late Late Show on the same grounds.
04:51Well, that makes it sound like I was straight up offered a gig.
04:54That wasn't true.
04:55But I was on a CBS show and there was certainly conversations that were questioning my interest in a talk show realm.
05:07He attended La Cueva High School in Albuquerque, graduating with high honors in 1991.
05:14I did graduate from La Cueva High School.
05:16Go Bears!
05:17With high honors, I did okay.
05:20I mean, half the year I was tutored on a set by a teacher who, you know, fed me the specific information that I needed to solve tests.
05:29More Quora.
05:31What is the most badass thing about Neil Patrick Harris?
05:34Hey, hey, hey.
05:36My ass is far from bad.
05:37Easy.
05:38Bang.
05:39Nailed that comedy.
05:41In what time slash era is a series of unfortunate events set?
05:46It's intentionally an era-less show.
05:49We want it to not be modern, so they can't go online or have a cell phone.
05:55But we don't want it to be old-timey, so they have to talk like they're from the 40s, see?
06:01What will happen if Neil Patrick Harris becomes governor of New Mexico?
06:05Not gonna happen.
06:06Not gonna do it.
06:07Politics is not my jam hole.
06:09I follow it a little bit.
06:11I have my own opinions.
06:12I'm a jester in this fair court we call the Game of Thrones.
06:23Why did Neil Patrick Harris decide to buy a house in Harlem?
06:25We've lived in Harlem, New York, for a long time.
06:27I think it's awesome.
06:28I love the history of it.
06:29I love the people that are there.
06:31And there's great parks there.
06:33And great food there.
06:34I had nothing bad to say about Harlem.
06:36Digitized.
06:37There's some answers to some of your hard-hitting questions.
06:41I'm tired of hearing my own voice, so case closed.
06:46Sorry.
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