00:00Austin works at that hardware store.
00:04He should be off any minute.
00:05Nice. Stop him before he gets to his vehicle.
00:08You know, the odds are low that he'll have his gun on him.
00:10Yeah, every once in a while, I'll have a good idea.
00:15What?
00:18Nothing.
00:21What? You're looking at me.
00:23It's really nothing.
00:25Actually, okay, everyone says that you talk a mile a minute,
00:31and Kenzie says that you're straight-up hilarious.
00:33She said that?
00:34Yeah, so what gives?
00:35You've barely talked to me today,
00:37and I haven't heard you say one hilarious thing.
00:39Nothing even borderline humorous.
00:42Well, you know, maybe those are gross generalizations
00:44of who I was when I was a younger man.
00:46From six months ago?
00:48Yeah. People can change.
00:49Okay, fine. Maybe it's just me.
00:51Maybe it is.
00:55Okay, okay. It's not just you.
01:00It's everyone your age.
01:02Everyone my age?
01:03You've got no sense of humor. No offense.
01:05Some taken.
01:06You know, everything's so precious and serious.
01:09And so, you know, but what if I did say that?
01:12And it's funny, you know, right?
01:13Really funny, but it offends you.
01:14And then now I'm going to get that call.
01:16What call?
01:17Oh, come on. You know the call from the NCIS HR lady.
01:19The one with the one good eye, you know?
01:20And it's a whole production, right?
01:22And then those things, they go in a file.
01:25Uh-huh. What is that?
01:26I've had things put in some magical files since I was 10 years old.
01:29And you know what's never happened?
01:30Career advancement.
01:33Now that's funny.
01:34You see? People my age got a sense of humor.
01:38So I can mess with you? You could take it?
01:40Yeah, of course I could take it.
01:42You know, something you might not realize is we're actually tougher than you think.
01:45Okay? We get a lot of hate coming at us.
01:47Yeah, well.
01:48Gen X crowd don't play.
01:50You old people are easy.
01:52It's those Gen Zers, those stylish little punks, man.
01:55The things they say.
01:56They're just nasty people.
02:00Gen Z, huh?
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