00:00And hot dogs, and buns, bum bum, check out.
00:04Hey now, would you like to leave a tip for the hard-working employees who keep our store running?
00:08Uh, fine.
00:09I have tippy. Thanks for tipping. I'll make sure your tip goes to the people who deserve it most.
00:14Leave a tip for tippy?
00:15No.
00:16Okay, would you like to donate money to feed starving children?
00:20Starving, fine.
00:21But not for tippy?
00:23Uh, no.
00:24Would you like to leave a tip for the farmers who grew the produce?
00:26Nah.
00:27Would you like to tip the freezer repair person?
00:28Nope.
00:29Want to make a donation to cancer research?
00:31Cancer.
00:32Fine.
00:33And still no tip for tippy?
00:34What? No. Why would I tip tippy?
00:36We're processing the tips.
00:38Well, how about I just don't tip and then there's nothing to process?
00:41But this is the process.
00:42Explaining tippy and where your tips go is part of the process.
00:45Does that make sense?
00:46Yeah, I guess.
00:48So, uh, a tiny tip for tippy?
00:50Fine, fine. The tiniest of tips for tippy.
00:53Hi, I'm tippy junior. Thanks for tipping tippy.
00:55He sure does work hard to process the tips.
00:58Would you like to throw a coin to tippy junior?
01:01Sir?
01:02Sir?
01:03Are you still there?
01:04You see?
01:05I told you.
01:06Why would anyone want to throw a coin to tippy junior?
01:08You're useless.
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