00:00How?! Paper cut!
00:28DARS!
00:30DARS!
00:32You children, sir?
00:34Oh, that's a nasty boo-boo, sir.
00:38Hurry, DARS. Say, if I had a real job, I could get workman's comp.
00:42All better, sir. Anything else?
00:46Yes, send these out immediately.
00:50Oh, but you've forgotten the most important person.
00:54Right you are, DARS.
00:56Ho, ho, ho!
00:58No party would be complete without...
01:00Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:02Ow!
01:04Granny!
01:10Whenever there's a crime or trouble
01:14That no one can solve at all, it seems
01:16That's when they come in on the double
01:18Sylvester and tweeting mysteries
01:20It might be day or night whenever
01:24Conditions are right for them to flee
01:26So have it all still fits together
01:28Sylvester and tweeting mysteries
01:30If there's a full moon
01:32An old house with rotten stairs
01:34Just walk around you
01:38Chance of war will be there
01:40Someday I'll eat that darn canary
01:42And then I'll be happy, yes siree
01:44But Hector thinks you should be wary
01:46Sylvester and tweeting mysteries
01:50The chase goes on with each relation
01:52With backdrops of plenty, no will be
01:54And threw it all there in contention
01:56Sylvester and tweeting
01:58Contention
02:00Sylvester and tweeting
02:02Mr. Beast
02:04The houvest
02:14Whey, whey, whey, whey, whey, whey, whey, whey, whey, whey, whey, whey ha!
02:18When swad to end repeat
02:20I think they just want us to buy more shampoo.
02:22Finished at last.
02:25What a lovely magnifying glass cozy.
02:28Ow! I thought this was no more tears.
02:36Oh, boy. Freshly shampooed Thumbbird flew foot.
02:42Ha!
02:50Lucky I got my pepper spray.
02:53Take that, you puddle pervert.
02:59Special delivery for Granny.
03:03Oh, my stars. I'm a winner.
03:06Our prize paddy wagon is coming to whisk you to a dream vacation.
03:20Oh, no. She forgot to put out dry food. I'll starve!
03:34Sylvester, do get paw prints on the glass.
03:44Excuse me, driver, but where are we headed?
03:48England, Mum.
03:51We're driving to England?
03:54No, we're boating, Mum. This is a hydro limo.
03:58She'll cross the Atlantic in under two hours.
04:01Barring water spouts, of course.
04:03Oh, my God!
04:16Oh, my God!
04:20Oh, my God!
04:22Oh, my God!
04:23If we land on a witch, I'm out of here.
04:40Don't expect a good reference from me, young man.
04:44Why, thank you, Kitty.
04:46I can't play now, Sylvester.
04:57Twink-a-tweek!
05:02Welcome to Clydesdale Manor.
05:05I'm Granny, the contest winner. What did I win?
05:09Master Ed McMuffin, your host, will explain it all after dinner.
05:14You know, your voice sounds awfully familiar.
05:18Do a little voiceover work when I'm not butling, dear.
05:22Come inside, won't you?
05:28Quite a quaint bed and breakfast.
05:31I wouldn't know, Mum. Nobody's ever made it until breakfast.
05:34You're room, Mum.
05:56The cable's out, but we still get the Warner Network.
05:59Elmer Fudd?
06:20Call me Sam.
06:22Sam Fudd?
06:27Well, you haven't changed a bit.
06:29Of all the guest rooms in England, you walk into mine.
06:33Your room?
06:34Oh, there must be some mistake.
06:36You see, I'm a winner.
06:38You always were to me, sweetheart.
06:40Ha!
06:41Is it me, or is we kindling old romances, we voting?
06:47Since I won this tween vacation, I'm on a pole.
06:51I just love the way he talks.
06:54You mean we both won the same prize?
06:57No, you won mine.
07:00Give it back.
07:01Oh, Sam, you're still upset over that crown jewels caper.
07:06The one that I solved, and you got all the credit?
07:10Uh-oh.
07:11Twibble in paradise.
07:12Oh, same old Sam.
07:15Better go to your room.
07:16This is my room.
07:18You win.
07:21It's mine, and I've got the key to prove it.
07:30Hmm.
07:31Does the butler will straighten this out?
07:41Oh, Puddy's so cute when he's scared stiff.
07:44We'll tuck you all in, Puddy.
07:52All right, all right, one at a time.
07:56Looks like we're not alone, sweetheart.
07:58Hey, Wojak.
08:01Hey, who loves you, Sammy?
08:03Look, there's Hemlock Holmes.
08:06Miss Marbles.
08:06And Miss Marbles.
08:08Yoo-hoo, Missy.
08:10Granny.
08:11Can you believe it?
08:12I'm here for a dream vacation, and this cadaver puts us all in the same room.
08:18Oh, she's losing her marbles.
08:20Don't you find it curious that the world's most celebrated detectives all won the same prize?
08:26Charlie Smith, what do you make of it?
08:28Renowned Sino-European philosopher Confucius say, sweepstakes is a set-up.
08:34So sorry for the inconvenience, but there's only one guest room in the estate.
08:40What?
08:41In this big house?
08:42Master McMuffin lives by the words of Aristotle.
08:45Ah, the great Greco-Greco philosopher, who said fish and house guests stink after three
08:52days.
08:54Well, since we're all staying in the same womb, I got dibs on the couch!
09:13Ah!
09:15So this is what the back of the bookcase looks like.
09:25Must it be the dark humor section?
09:27Sheesh!
09:28The things I suffer for sustenance!
09:31Over here, poody!
09:32The canine American has found a clue!
09:48Oh, yes.
09:50Precisely as I deduced.
09:52Books!
09:53Puppy, want a pork jerky pop?
09:57Over here, poody!
09:59Yeah!
10:02Ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:05See, poody?
10:14Over here, poody!
10:16Ah, can't fool me this time. It's all done with mirrors.
10:30Seriously, heavy mirrors.
10:34Over here, puddy.
10:39Ah!
10:46Shhh, a clue.
10:48Why, he's our host, Master Ed McMuffin.
10:51How can you tell?
10:53The bad drawing on a sweepstakes envelope.
11:01No pulse, no breath. A definite Anglo-Deadman, all right.
11:05But how? He's been stabbed.
11:08He's been shot, strangled, poisoned.
11:11Too much red meat. The airplanes got him.
11:14Because beauty killed the beast.
11:16Gas.
11:22Aha, a victim of foul play.
11:25I'm going to call the police.
11:31We've got to alert the authorities.
11:33I can fire a 21 marble saloon.
11:37No, let's use carrier canary.
11:40I'm being drafted.
11:44Any one of us might be the killer.
11:55What killer?
12:06Lucky, I got bars on my windows.
12:11Six detectives in the room, and not one of them can toss a sheet over that corpse.
12:16One marble rolls over to my side, and you're out.
12:17One marble rolls over to my side, and you're out.
12:33One marble rolls over to my side, and you're out.
12:36One marble rolls over to my side, and you're out.
12:40Where is that butler anyway, baby?
12:41He drove away during the last commercial break.
12:43So the murderer is one of us. Who has a motive?
12:45McMuffin and I were at summer camp together.
12:46Who has a motive?
12:47McMuffin and I were at summer camp together.
12:48Who has a motive?
12:50McMuffin and I were at summer camp together.
13:01We were finalists for the Simon Says trophy, and I recall that he cheated and won, and, well, I was forced to abandon my dream of attending mime school, and it was a horrible tragedy.
13:12One of Ed's Clydesdales stomped my best cat's eyes marbles to smithereens, and Ed never offered to pay. I've been losing my marbles ever since.
13:28Hey, I didn't even know the guy. Unless you count the time that DNA test proved he was my real father, baby.
13:53I'm ticked I had to subscribe to come shoot Digest to enter his dump contest.
14:03What's your story, sweetheart?
14:05Sorry, but I refuse to reveal anything that might detract from my sweet old lady image.
14:11I never trusted you from the start. Nobody wears ties on vacation. What did you think of Ed McMuffin, sweetheart?
14:20He was the most annoying sidekick American I've ever seen.
14:28I'm not paranoid, but everyone is dangerous.
14:31It's late. Someone should stay awake so nobody tries anything.
14:36Any volunteers?
14:50Who can you keep running your door by?
14:51You're nocturnal.
14:52Sylvester!
14:53You stand guard.
14:54You're nocturnal.
14:55Ha, ha, ha!
14:57Ha, ha!
14:59Oh, my God.
15:29Poisoned gas!
15:42Must be safety glass.
15:59Pepp-pepperoni and clam sauce, P.U.
16:17This must be Lojax's biggest fan.
16:32These mysteries send a chill up my spine.
16:35Poop.
16:42Yikes!
16:46Sheesh, could somebody move that dead body already?
16:49Thanks a bunch.
17:06Yoo-hoo, Puddy.
17:07I was wrong.
17:08Cats are supposed to eat canaries.
17:10Well, it's about time.
17:12Oh, just kidding.
17:30Hmm, the keys in here, stupid, by Tolstoy.
17:34Ow!
17:35Oh, oh!
17:45Good heavens!
17:46I've solved the mystery.
17:48It came to me in a dream.
17:49Oh, my God.
17:50Oh, my God.
17:51Oh, my God.
17:52Oh, my God.
17:53Oh, my God.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:56Oh, my God.
17:57Oh, my God.
17:58Oh, my God.
17:59Oh, my God.
18:00Oh, my God.
18:01Oh, my God.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:03Oh, my God.
18:04Oh, my God.
18:05Oh, my God.
18:06Oh, my God.
18:07Oh, my God.
18:08Oh, my God.
18:09Oh, my God.
18:10Oh, my God.
18:11Oh, my God.
18:12Oh, my God.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:14Oh, my God.
18:15Gracious, a state-of-the-art computer, dummy.
18:21Is there any other kind?
18:28You better have a good excuse for not being dead, young man.
18:37Fellow detectives, Mr. McMuffin has something to tell us all.
18:42Gracious, it's late.
18:43Even the corpse is awake.
18:46I only wanted the world's best detectives to see how much fun my murder mystery retreat vacations were,
18:53so I could get all of your endorsements.
18:56Well, Ed, there is a one-word endorsement we'll give you.
19:01Run!
19:05Oh, my favorite time of year.
19:08Salesman hunting season.
19:09Ah!
19:13Has anyone seen Sylvester?
19:17Can anybody use a bookmark?
