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A group of coeds from a small conservative college break out of their shells when their marching band bus breaks down in Ft. Lauderdale during Spring Break.
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00:01:29Stop, step, not stop, stop, pick your nose, step, all right?
00:01:35And girls, this is the same routine that we've done all season, all right?
00:01:39You're going to be just fine.
00:01:40Are you sure, Coach Kel?
00:01:42Yes, because the judges this year have lowered their standards.
00:01:45Yay!
00:01:46We're going to win!
00:01:48Yeah.
00:01:49Zoe, front and center.
00:01:51Do you want me to take your picture?
00:01:57No, I think you may be the geekiest one here, so you'll know what to do with that.
00:02:01It's a new thing from the dean.
00:02:03He wants a live feed of the marching band for his jumbo screen.
00:02:07Okay, use it, don't use it.
00:02:09I don't give a shit, but listen.
00:02:11You guys, let's just make it through the next 20 minutes without embarrassing ourselves.
00:02:14So this camera could change our lives forever.
00:02:18Oh, sure.
00:02:18Do you want me to attach it to my euphonium?
00:02:20You know what?
00:02:21Just figure it out.
00:02:22Girls, nine minutes, and then I want a formation.
00:02:25Nine minutes?
00:02:26Jesus.
00:02:27What a good one.
00:02:30Change our lives forever.
00:02:32Cool.
00:02:38Dean Hanlon.
00:02:39Freaking sharp.
00:02:41Do I know you?
00:02:42Well, our little Alice is going to regionals.
00:02:44Oh, yes, Alice.
00:02:45Alice.
00:02:47So, Dean Hanlon, do you think she'll meet boys when she goes to Florida?
00:02:51Boys?
00:02:51I don't know.
00:02:52Well, yeah, it's spring break.
00:02:53I mean, she's going to meet, like, super hot guys.
00:02:55Like, abs, muscles.
00:02:56Allison.
00:02:57Alice?
00:02:58She'll be fine.
00:02:59Your sister.
00:03:00Girlfriend.
00:03:00Girlfriend?
00:03:02We'll all be safe, okay?
00:03:04Okay.
00:03:05All right.
00:03:05I'm going to go sit down now.
00:03:06Right, yeah, of course.
00:03:07Right.
00:03:07Hey, well, you'll see it at nationals.
00:03:09I doubt it.
00:03:26Wait, guys, do you hear that?
00:03:37So.
00:03:38Yeah, the crowd can't wait.
00:03:41They must.
00:03:43They absolutely do.
00:03:45Joey!
00:03:48Alice.
00:03:48Yes.
00:03:49Yes.
00:03:50Oh, hello.
00:03:53My knees are in there.
00:03:55Yeah, they're in there.
00:03:56Can you check mine?
00:03:57Sure.
00:03:57I mean, here it is.
00:03:58Oh, there it is.
00:03:59How do I look?
00:04:00Yes!
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:01Guys, do you have to dress now?
00:04:04Let's take the clothes on, not take them off.
00:04:06Okay.
00:04:07Go.
00:04:07No!
00:04:12Hey there, prickly hair.
00:04:15Oh, I'm stressed.
00:04:16I'm going to have to say before I go out there.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:19You know, if we win this, we're going to national.
00:04:24In Florida.
00:04:25I know, we're going to national.
00:04:27I mean, I'm really in Florida.
00:04:29We're going to Florida.
00:04:33We're going to Florida.
00:04:34Oh, my God.
00:04:36Oh, my God.
00:04:37It's a national.
00:04:44We're going to national.
00:04:46There's women national.
00:04:47All right.
00:04:49I am so proud of you.
00:05:00I'm so proud of you.
00:05:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:06I just know we're going to win.
00:05:08I just know we're going to make it.
00:05:10My grandmother and Jordan,
00:05:12and they went to school here and they made it.
00:05:14And my mom did too.
00:05:16And now we're going.
00:05:17Hey, hippie chick, I'm not going to say it again.
00:05:26Get dressed like now.
00:05:27No!
00:05:31Girls, hey.
00:05:33Why aren't you dressed?
00:05:35I said formation one.
00:05:36Come on.
00:05:38Camera!
00:05:38Man in the locker room!
00:05:41Camera!
00:05:41The camera's on.
00:05:42Turn it off.
00:05:43We can see everything.
00:05:44It's still on.
00:05:44I'm not going to die.
00:05:50Ah!
00:05:51I don't want to die!
00:05:56I just want to get everything off!
00:05:58This, you, the crowd, Dumbotron, boobs, in my office.
00:06:06Girls, I think the thing we can take away from this is if drugs are no good.
00:06:12Formation one, for the last time, you got one minute.
00:06:17Get dressed!
00:06:19Coach Gill, you and this, um...
00:06:22Band.
00:06:23Yeah, the band.
00:06:24Band.
00:06:25Band.
00:06:26And that, that, that recording, the, uh...
00:06:28The video!
00:06:29Yeah, the video.
00:06:30Look, so we made a stupid mistake.
00:06:31It was...
00:06:32You know, everyone had a cheap thrill.
00:06:34Oh my God, no one was harmed.
00:06:37Non-issue.
00:06:38The girls lost.
00:06:40Shocker.
00:06:41We're not gonna get past the regionals.
00:06:43Oh my God!
00:06:44I think what you and I ought to do is head over to Reggie's and grab a fucking drink.
00:06:49Sit.
00:06:51No.
00:06:52I'm gonna go get a drink and pretend my life means something.
00:06:55Gill.
00:06:56I can't believe I'm saying this.
00:06:58You're going to the nationals.
00:07:00I'm getting drunk.
00:07:01You're going.
00:07:02We fucking sucked!
00:07:04Uh, yeah, true, but it's not the issue.
00:07:06Sit down.
00:07:14What's he saying?
00:07:15Oh, I swear to God, Zoe, if you do this for me.
00:07:18Me?
00:07:19I'm on a scholarship.
00:07:20Me too.
00:07:21Scholarships?
00:07:22You can get those here?
00:07:23Oh, yeah.
00:07:24Yeah.
00:07:25Woo!
00:07:26Woo!
00:07:27We're going to the nationals.
00:07:30Woo!
00:07:31Woo!
00:07:32Woo!
00:07:33Woo!
00:07:34Woo!
00:07:35Woo!
00:07:36Woo!
00:07:37Woo!
00:07:38Woo!
00:07:39Woo!
00:07:40Woo!
00:07:41About time.
00:07:45Coach Gill, where the hell's the bus?
00:07:46It's late.
00:07:47You know buses are always late.
00:07:49You okay, Snuggle Bunny?
00:07:50Aw, Pooh Bear.
00:07:51I know we talked about this, and I'll be okay in Florida, even if it is spring break.
00:07:54That's not me, and you know that.
00:07:55Besides, I know you're looking forward to spending time with your special friend, Hank.
00:07:56Yeah.
00:07:57Anyway, um, look, I just, I think that if you wanted to make a sex tape...
00:07:58What?
00:07:59I mean, that's cool if you did, I'd just...
00:08:00I don't want to make a sex tape, do you?
00:08:01No, I mean, you know I'm kind of...
00:08:02Small.
00:08:03I don't know.
00:08:04Very small.
00:08:05I don't know.
00:08:06Very small.
00:08:07No, it's okay.
00:08:08We have the drumstick.
00:08:09You know, the one I use on you.
00:08:10Yeah, that one.
00:08:11Besides, too big is...
00:08:12Hey, I compensate, right?
00:08:13Not really, but that's okay.
00:08:14I promise to only make sex tapes with you.
00:08:15And we can use your mom's video camera and no one will see your Craig Jr.
00:08:19Okay?
00:08:20Okay, okay.
00:08:21Okay, okay.
00:08:22I don't know if you wanted to make a sex tape.
00:08:23You know, I'm not sure if you wanted to make a sex tape.
00:08:24I don't know if you wanted to make a sex tape.
00:08:25What?
00:08:26I mean, that's cool if you did.
00:08:27I just...
00:08:28I don't want to make a sex tape.
00:08:29Do you?
00:08:30No, I mean, you know I'm kind of...
00:08:31Small.
00:08:32I don't know.
00:08:33Very small.
00:08:34I don't know.
00:08:35Very small.
00:08:36I don't look big on you.
00:08:37No, it's okay.
00:08:38Everyone will see your Craig Jr.
00:08:39Okay?
00:08:40Okay, all right.
00:08:41Okay.
00:08:42Okay, I'll miss you.
00:08:43I'll miss you, too.
00:08:46Hey, Michelle, what happened to you?
00:08:48I missed my fucking plane.
00:08:49What?
00:08:50My bitch-ass mother wouldn't stop talking.
00:08:52It's not my fault.
00:08:53Your house sounds like a lovely place.
00:08:55What's that supposed to mean?
00:08:56Hey, girls, just chill, all right?
00:08:58Get your stuff ready to pack up here.
00:09:00Careful!
00:09:01It's just a euphonium.
00:09:03Well, no, this is Charlie, okay?
00:09:06He was my grandma's.
00:09:08It's the only thing I have left from her.
00:09:09Oh, I'm sorry.
00:09:11Well, maybe you shouldn't play it.
00:09:12Maybe you should just hang in on your wall and pleasure yourself while you think about
00:09:15your granny.
00:09:16Well, maybe I'll think about you.
00:09:18Ew.
00:09:21Um, so I'm a little bit nervous because I've actually never driven a bus this big.
00:09:25I'm sure I can do it.
00:09:26I can do anything, but...
00:09:27Yeah, it's just like driving a car.
00:09:28You know, you put it in D for go and R for back and P for part.
00:09:32Okay, but it's full of instruments.
00:09:33This is really important.
00:09:34I don't want to like this stuff.
00:09:35I have complete faith in you, sweetheart.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:38No sweat.
00:09:39Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:09:41So, we're ready to be packed, right?
00:09:43Onto the bus.
00:09:44Yeah, it looks like all the instruments are accounted for.
00:09:47But, you know, I really think that Zoe should just take the plane with the other girls.
00:09:50I mean, we're kind of full as it is, and she's really annoying.
00:09:53Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:09:54I can't leave Charlie.
00:09:55You know, Zoe, you really do have an unnatural relationship with your instrument.
00:09:59You realize that, right?
00:10:00No, he was my grandma's.
00:10:02Well, the statement still stands.
00:10:04Look, two days, I'll see you guys in Miami, Florida.
00:10:08All right?
00:10:09Anything goes wrong, just figure it out.
00:10:11Is there any reason why it smells like ass?
00:10:14You could have taken the plane with the other girls.
00:10:16Are you kidding me?
00:10:18And breathe recycled air?
00:10:20Do you have any idea how bad that is for you?
00:10:22Fine.
00:10:23Whitney, you're in charge.
00:10:24Of course I am.
00:10:25Hey, Coach.
00:10:26Hey, Alice.
00:10:27Do you think we have a chance of winning the Nationals?
00:10:28Uh, no.
00:10:29But you know what?
00:10:30You guys are gonna do fine.
00:10:31I'll see you in Florida.
00:10:32Drive careful.
00:10:33It'll be fine.
00:10:34Really?
00:10:35A short bus?
00:10:36Let's go, retards.
00:10:37Really?
00:10:38A short bus?
00:10:39Let's go, retards.
00:10:40I know.
00:10:41I know.
00:10:42I know.
00:10:43I know.
00:10:44I know.
00:10:45I know.
00:10:46I know.
00:10:47I know.
00:10:48I know.
00:10:49I know.
00:10:50I know.
00:10:51I know.
00:10:52I know.
00:10:53I know.
00:10:54But you don't see a seni store.
00:10:55I know.
00:10:56I know.
00:10:57I know you don't want to stay away again.
00:10:59Are you doing this or ...
00:11:04I can never forget what night has to be,over.
00:11:05Why would Coach Riley even playing him?
00:11:07I know.
00:11:08He's on medication.
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:10You know, he's trying to motivate us.
00:11:12That's the opposite of motivating us.
00:11:14How motivated?
00:11:15I know.
00:11:16I read about it.
00:11:17It's called, reverse motion empathy.
00:11:20He wants us to succeed by putting us down.
00:11:24It's brilliant, actually.
00:11:26It's called psychological abuse.
00:11:28Believe me, I know all about it.
00:11:30Look, our coaches are drunk, okay?
00:11:32But we're gonna win in spite of him, right?
00:11:34Yeah, sure.
00:11:35We are.
00:11:36Yeah.
00:11:50We're rising, keep on climbing.
00:11:53The time is now.
00:11:56Dig out your stone.
00:11:59Dig it so the whole world sees it shine.
00:12:03Shine on like a diamond, baby.
00:12:07Give these lazy balls some time.
00:12:11Don't let the stars above train you all down.
00:12:16Take this shit right off of that shirt.
00:12:21It's your best, Lord.
00:12:23It's on me.
00:12:25You gotta keep on giving, keep on sleeping.
00:12:29Don't let the times get you down.
00:12:33Keep on rising, keep on climbing.
00:12:37The time is now.
00:12:40Keep on living, keep on giving.
00:12:46Zoe, really?
00:12:51Really?
00:12:52You're really playing right now.
00:12:54Could you put the fucking bee away?
00:12:56We're trying to sleep.
00:12:58Stop fucking playing, Zoe.
00:13:00I'm gonna shut that up your ass.
00:13:02Give it to me.
00:13:03Ugh, I'm trying to practice, okay?
00:13:06I have to be perfect.
00:13:10Zoe!
00:13:16Guys, rest stop.
00:13:17Five minute break.
00:13:18Hey, Coach Gale, what's up?
00:13:19Oh, yeah, we're just stopping for gas.
00:13:21That's how you know.
00:13:22Who's clearing it?
00:13:23Oh, Karen, that dumbass.
00:13:24Okay.
00:13:25Hey, will you fill up the tank for me real quick?
00:13:26I'm gonna go look for something.
00:13:27Okay.
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:29Hey!
00:13:30Hey!
00:13:31You headed down to spring break?
00:13:32Spring what?
00:13:33Maybe I'll see you down there, you know?
00:13:35Hey!
00:13:36You headed down to spring break?
00:13:37Spring what?
00:13:38Maybe I'll see you down there, you know?
00:13:39I'm gonna go look for something.
00:13:40Hey!
00:13:41You headed down to spring break?
00:13:42Spring what?
00:13:43Maybe I'll see you down there, you know?
00:13:44You should enter one of those wet t-shirt contests.
00:13:45I'd love to see what you got going on under there.
00:13:50Oh, no.
00:13:51Okay.
00:13:52It's too bad.
00:13:53Weep you later.
00:13:54I'm gonna go look for something.
00:13:55Hey!
00:13:56You headed down to spring break?
00:13:57Spring what?
00:13:58Maybe I'll see you down there, you know?
00:14:00You should enter one of those wet t-shirt contests.
00:14:02I'd love to see what you got going on under there.
00:14:05Oh, no.
00:14:07Okay.
00:14:08It's too bad.
00:14:10Weep you later.
00:14:12Okay.
00:14:13Okay.
00:14:36Weep you!
00:14:38Weep!
00:14:39Weep!
00:14:40Weep!
00:14:41Weep!
00:14:42Wee!
00:14:43Wee!
00:14:44Wee!
00:14:45Wee!
00:14:46Wee!
00:14:47Wee!
00:14:48Wee!
00:14:49Wee!
00:14:50Wee!
00:14:51Wee!
00:14:52Wee!
00:14:53Wee!
00:14:54Wee!
00:14:55Wee!
00:14:56Wee!
00:14:57Wee!
00:14:58Wee!
00:14:59Wee!
00:15:00Wee!
00:15:01Wee!
00:15:02Wee!
00:15:03Wee!
00:15:04Wee!
00:15:05Wee!
00:15:06Wee!
00:15:07Wee!
00:15:08Wee!
00:15:09Wee!
00:15:10Wee!
00:15:11There's over 200 miles to go, 200 long miles.
00:15:18Wind, the nationals! Wind, wind, the nationals!
00:15:21Jesus.
00:15:22Oh, my God, there's smoke pouring out of the hood!
00:15:25Shit, I think we're breaking down!
00:15:41What the hell did you do? Did you hit somebody? My uncle did that once, and now we have a body in the backyard.
00:16:09It didn't hit anyone, okay? Something's wrong with the bus.
00:16:14You guys. Charlie's okay. Everything's gonna be okay.
00:16:21Would you shut the fuck up with your stupid euphonium, okay? We have to figure out how to get to Miami.
00:16:26We can take a bus!
00:16:30Moron.
00:16:31Someone call a tow truck.
00:16:33Right.
00:16:39What's everyone looking at? What do you think?
00:16:42About what?
00:16:47I have no idea, okay? He's been under the hood for 15 minutes. What do you want me to do?
00:16:51Uh, you know what? Fuck it. We can call it.
00:16:54What? No, okay? We're close, alright? We're only like 500 miles away.
00:16:59I don't see it. I think, I think it's impossible, sweetie.
00:17:03Oh, okay. Alright, we'll make it. Alright, we'll be there in like a day or so.
00:17:07Yep.
00:17:08Okay, hold on. I think, I think he's done. I'll call you back. Bye.
00:17:12Goodbye.
00:17:13Goodbye.
00:17:16Well, look, I ain't no mechanic. It's pretty obvious what your problem is.
00:17:20What?
00:17:21Well, someone put gasoline in this thing.
00:17:23Ugh.
00:17:24Zoe!
00:17:25What?
00:17:26Diesel. A bus takes diesel.
00:17:28What, you never said?
00:17:29No, everyone knows that buses take diesel. Come on, we're in community college, not kindergarten.
00:17:34You put gasoline in a diesel tank. FML! Damn you, Mom! Well, I'm sorry, I don't drive the bus.
00:17:45I don't feel so good, guys.
00:17:47I feel really hot. I don't feel good.
00:17:49Is that Elvis? You look kinda... weird.
00:17:55Anyway, you're probably gonna need yourselves a new motor.
00:17:58Oh, and how much is that gonna cost?
00:18:00A bus like this? I don't know, three, four maybe?
00:18:03Four, maybe?
00:18:04Hundred?
00:18:05Thousand.
00:18:06Three to four hundred thousand?
00:18:09Yeah.
00:18:10Anyway, good luck finding yourselves a mechanic this weekend. You know, spring break at all.
00:18:13No, no, see, we have to get to Miami, because our whole band and, like, our future is depending on this.
00:18:19Sorry, ladies. Wish I had better news for you.
00:18:23You do realize you're the reason we're not going to nationals, right?
00:18:28So this is what we're gonna do. Buy an engine, get to nationals, see?
00:18:32Probe zone.
00:18:33And where are we gonna get the money, brain trust?
00:18:34Ask Coach Gill.
00:18:35Oh, the sauce!
00:18:37You know what? You've killed our bus. You've killed our chances of going to nationals.
00:18:41You've killed my future. You've killed my unborn children!
00:18:44Because I'm probably gonna grow up in some snow her town with some loser husband, so I might as well just kill myself!
00:18:51Thank you, Zoe!
00:18:54Guys, I'm sorry. I...
00:18:57Hi, I'm Constance.
00:18:59Don't care.
00:19:00Okay. Um, would you all sign my ban the break petition?
00:19:02Oh, sure!
00:19:03Do you have $4,000 to buy us a new engine?
00:19:06No.
00:19:07Then get out of my fucking face.
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:10What's ban the break?
00:19:11Ban the break.
00:19:12Spring break.
00:19:13They're having fun. Why would you want to ban that?
00:19:16Is that even possible?
00:19:17Yes, it is.
00:19:18And FYI, I have my reasons.
00:19:20FYI?
00:19:21What's that?
00:19:22Um, guys, uh...
00:19:23Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:19:24Hang on!
00:19:25I got you!
00:19:26I got you now!
00:19:27That's easy!
00:19:28Come on!
00:19:29One down.
00:19:30One down.
00:19:31One down.
00:19:32One down.
00:19:33One down.
00:19:34One down.
00:19:35One down.
00:19:36Oh, I think I'm getting hot.
00:19:38Oh, I think I'm getting hilarious.
00:19:40Somebody catch me!
00:19:43Okay, uh, guys, let's just... let's just get her up and... and get her out of the sun, okay?
00:19:48Let's take her over there.
00:19:50All right.
00:19:51Okay.
00:19:52Up we go.
00:19:53Up we go.
00:19:54Here, I got you.
00:19:55Easy.
00:19:56Come on.
00:19:57Oh!
00:19:58Damn it, you got...
00:19:59Wait!
00:20:00Fucking redneck.
00:20:01Way to be a gentleman.
00:20:05Yo!
00:20:06This with the... the bus?
00:20:08And stopping?
00:20:09Dean, take a breath.
00:20:11Nationals.
00:20:12Nationals!
00:20:13Hey, man, you need to chill out.
00:20:16You need to get those girls to Florida to make the Nationals.
00:20:19Do you understand me?
00:20:20Look, I think you're working way too hard.
00:20:23Look, I don't care if you're married to my sister.
00:20:26I will fire you if you do not get those girls to Florida!
00:20:29You remember that shit I gave you, Dean?
00:20:31You should take some more of that, man.
00:20:33Oh, wait, wait, wait!
00:20:34Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:20:35What is this?
00:20:36What is this?
00:20:37What is this?
00:20:38What is this?
00:20:39What is this?
00:20:40What is this?
00:20:41What is this?
00:20:42What is this?
00:20:43Can I just take a touch of heat stroke, man?
00:20:44Can you get us some water?
00:20:45Is she dead?
00:20:46She's not dead, idiot.
00:20:47No one died.
00:20:48But she's not moving!
00:20:49She's just sleeping in all the fun!
00:20:51Oh, this is bullshit!
00:20:52Do you know where I am right now?
00:20:53No, no, listen to me!
00:20:54You're such a bitch!
00:20:55Look, Anderson, you take care of us.
00:20:56Just take care of us.
00:20:57What?
00:20:58It works on TV!
00:20:59Fucking God!
00:21:00Stop breathing!
00:21:01Where are we?
00:21:02You saved her!
00:21:03You're not safer!
00:21:04You could be a doctor!
00:21:05Can you get out of here, please?
00:21:06This place is giving me a complex.
00:21:07I should be in some nice-ass hotel!
00:21:09What's some dirty titty bar in the middle of East Bubblefuck?
00:21:12Your hands are dirty!
00:21:13Ugh!
00:21:14Don't touch me!
00:21:15I should be in some nice-ass hotel!
00:21:17What's some dirty titty bar in the middle of East Bubblefuck?
00:21:20Your hands are dirty!
00:21:22Ugh!
00:21:23Don't touch me!
00:21:24Don't touch me!
00:21:25Ugh!
00:21:26Brother!
00:21:27Sorry!
00:21:28Oh!
00:21:29Oh!
00:21:51Okay!
00:21:52Well, I'm gonna go get you girls a tow for your bus.
00:21:55Oh, God.
00:21:56It's good.
00:21:57Oh, what are you gonna say?
00:22:00Guess that he's gonna have to perform without the instruments and without us.
00:22:04Oh!
00:22:05Hello?
00:22:06Is that possible?
00:22:07Ladies?
00:22:08Looks like you could use a refresher.
00:22:11Mmm!
00:22:12Yummy!
00:22:13What's that shit?
00:22:14Mmm!
00:22:15A real Southern boy?
00:22:16Southern fry, Jim.
00:22:17Finger-licking good.
00:22:18Wow!
00:22:19That line is about as old as your haircuts.
00:22:21You look familiar.
00:22:22Do you do porn?
00:22:23Look at me, puppets!
00:22:24As soon as our bus is fixed, we're out of this Twilight Zone town.
00:22:28Got it, Clem?
00:22:29Man, is it hot in here or is it just me?
00:22:30Ew!
00:22:31Ew!
00:22:32Oh my God, I just got wet.
00:22:33You're such a sludge!
00:22:34Focus, focus!
00:22:35Focus on this.
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:37You know, I couldn't help but overhear your predicament, but there are ways of making money in this town.
00:22:47She's fucking lit.
00:22:48Woah.
00:22:49I think you guys have some serious potential.
00:22:50I think you guys have some serious potential and...
00:22:53Oh my God, I just got wet.
00:22:58Oh my God, I just got wet.
00:23:02They're such a sludge!
00:23:04See you next time.
00:23:34See you next time.
00:24:04See you next time.
00:24:34We can ship them.
00:24:36Can't afford it.
00:24:37This isn't a state college.
00:24:39Don't you have insurance?
00:24:41Maybe, but there's not really any insurance in getting you to nationals in 48 hours.
00:24:46So what are we going to do?
00:24:47Uh, I don't know.
00:24:49You really want to do this?
00:24:50What do you mean?
00:24:52Nothing.
00:24:54All right, look.
00:24:54I'll drive up there.
00:24:57Fine.
00:24:57I love cougars.
00:25:19Fuck you.
00:25:20I'm 24 years old.
00:25:22Oh, MILF territory.
00:25:23I like it.
00:25:24MILF?
00:25:26Where the fuck did you find these guys?
00:25:28So what did Coach Gill say?
00:25:29He's coming over.
00:25:30He's driving.
00:25:31We won't make it in time.
00:25:32Probably not.
00:25:34Get the fuck out of here.
00:25:35Stay at my place.
00:25:36Thanks, but no thanks.
00:25:37Actually, just no minus thanks.
00:25:39So, um, how are we going to make it to nationals by Saturday?
00:25:45We could time travel.
00:25:46Okay, you'll get on.
00:25:47Or we could take a plane or a bus or up train.
00:25:51Yeah, time travel is a better idea.
00:25:53Yeah, that would be cool.
00:25:54Whatever we decide, we have to take all the instruments.
00:25:57Well, let's just rent another bus.
00:25:59A big one.
00:26:01I bet you boys have a big bus.
00:26:03I'll show you a big bus.
00:26:05How big?
00:26:07Huge.
00:26:07Warm?
00:26:10Why?
00:26:12Push and pull doors?
00:26:14Emergency exit?
00:26:16No.
00:26:16You really went on your way to be cliche there, didn't you?
00:26:20Um, are you okay?
00:26:22Yeah, I'm just, um...
00:26:24Can you even read to her?
00:26:25No, I need some air.
00:26:30Hey, look, we'll just wait for Coach Gill, okay?
00:26:33I mean, we can make it to nationals and he's smart enough.
00:26:36I don't know if he can find us there.
00:26:38That bus has 69 instruments in it and six of them are susapones.
00:26:42We need another bus.
00:26:44We're not going to make it.
00:26:46All right?
00:26:46We've let the whole band down.
00:26:49By we, I mean you, Zoe.
00:26:51We'll charter another bus.
00:26:54With what?
00:26:54We have no money.
00:26:56Coach Gill has money?
00:26:58Not that kind of money.
00:26:59Well, how much?
00:27:00To charter a bus?
00:27:01Like a couple thousand?
00:27:03Well, that's better than 4,000.
00:27:04And that's way better than 400,000.
00:27:06And that's...
00:27:07Shut the hell up, you blithering idiot.
00:27:09Hey, she's not an idiot.
00:27:10Look, okay?
00:27:11I just want all of you guys to just stop talking, okay?
00:27:13All right?
00:27:13Stop talking!
00:27:15Oh, hold on.
00:27:16Just from now on, you're not allowed to talk.
00:27:18I hate you, Mom!
00:27:19He's talking?
00:27:20Just shut up, all of you!
00:27:22Okay?
00:27:22I'm still talking.
00:27:23All right, here's what we're going to do.
00:27:24Here's the plan.
00:27:25I'm going to go locate this mechanic.
00:27:27Franny?
00:27:28Franny!
00:27:29Yeah?
00:27:29Okay.
00:27:30I want you to go find us a bus to charter, okay?
00:27:33And you guys just hang out and try not to mess anything else up, okay?
00:27:37How can we make the 2,000?
00:27:44I don't know.
00:27:45Just whatever you do, just make sure you only use, like, your body parts, okay?
00:27:49Like, like, your organs, all right?
00:27:51Are we clear?
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:53All right.
00:27:53Come on, Trina.
00:27:57Look, you guys, I really think we should dance on the pole, okay?
00:28:01I mean, we're not getting any younger.
00:28:03Do I have to show my cupcakes?
00:28:04That's what Greg calls away.
00:28:06Really?
00:28:06Hi, girls.
00:28:07Are you finally ready to sign my anti-spring break petition?
00:28:10No.
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:11Alice, you can't just sign anything.
00:28:13Oh.
00:28:14What is this?
00:28:15See that over there?
00:28:16This town is full of slutty sluttermans and their smutty slutfulness.
00:28:21Okay.
00:28:22I can see that.
00:28:23Every year, for one weekend, one entire weekend, this town plunges into a well of debauchery,
00:28:30depravity, and damnation.
00:28:32They call it Spring Break.
00:28:34I call it Spring Break Me Down.
00:28:37I'm working on it.
00:28:38It's not a finished title.
00:28:39The point is, for 48 hours, this town changes into someplace like New Orleans, southern Florida,
00:28:47even Mexico, with Latinos and Latinas, burritos, fajitas, whatever.
00:28:53So please, sign this.
00:28:56Okay.
00:28:57Great.
00:28:58Oh, if I sign this, would you watch me dance and give me a few dollars?
00:29:01Huh?
00:29:01No.
00:29:02Oh, are you pool dancing, too?
00:29:04No, I don't.
00:29:06Are you shy?
00:29:07No.
00:29:08I just...
00:29:09Well, because you have really great breasts and you should totally dance.
00:29:13Yeah, really nice.
00:29:14Just sign the damn position.
00:29:16I wonder why she hates Spring Break so much.
00:29:27Maybe she's Mormon.
00:29:28I wonder why she hates Spring Break.
00:29:58Want to have a new music?
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:01Up and down.
00:30:03Jump or swing around.
00:30:05Jump up this ball.
00:30:06Jump up this ball.
00:30:07I don't need to fire.
00:30:10Oh, please.
00:30:12We're little rugs.
00:30:13We don't spray.
00:30:15I am from the Dallas, we must go.
00:30:18But all our dignity, we have no shame
00:30:22Ask for your mama's black eyeliner
00:30:26Rub it on your eyes, bow and spray
00:30:29Wear what you want and be your own rock
00:30:34No one really cares when you're dancing in the dark
00:30:37Dance with me and rock, cause we won't stop
00:30:41Dance with me and rock, cause we won't stop
00:30:45Dance with me and rock, cause we won't stop
00:30:48Dance with me and rock, cause we won't stop
00:30:52Break it down, so the heart takes a meal
00:30:55I hear the drinks ringing up
00:30:57Raise the floor, step your hand in the street
00:31:00Break it down, so the heart
00:31:02Ladies
00:31:05Boys
00:31:06You're back
00:31:07You're front
00:31:08This is stupid, that's my way
00:31:10Uh, what if you wouldn't happen to be a mechanic, would you?
00:31:14Are you playing real fantasy?
00:31:16Uh, no, real not
00:31:18Then no
00:31:19Maybe I can help you, what you need fixing with?
00:31:22Well, we really need $3,000 to fix our bus so we can get to South Florida
00:31:27Baby, you don't need to go down there
00:31:29The most outrageous, tenacious, hellacious, spring break-ish party of the century
00:31:37Starts right here
00:31:38Uh, those aren't real words
00:31:41Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter
00:31:42The point is, you're not going anywhere until you get nasty with the natives
00:31:46That's right
00:31:50Fun shot, fun shot
00:31:53Fun shot
00:31:54What the fuck?
00:32:07What the fuck?
00:32:08What the fuck?
00:32:11Fire!
00:32:11Oh, my God!
00:32:15Shit!
00:32:18What the fuck? What the fuck?
00:32:21I'm sorry, can you help me?
00:32:23Fire!
00:32:24Fire!
00:32:28Fire!
00:32:28Fire!
00:32:29Fire!
00:32:30Fire!
00:32:31I'm so sorry. I'm really tickling.
00:32:34You know that this bar has been here in its original shape for 50 motherfucking years.
00:32:38Never been changed.
00:32:40You should take it if you ruined the whole fucker thing.
00:32:43Out!
00:32:44You're banished!
00:32:45No spring breakers!
00:32:46Get out of my establishment!
00:32:48Out!
00:32:50Run!
00:32:51You're amazing!
00:32:54Yeah, you keep running.
00:32:55You run straight to hell, you spring break bastards!
00:32:57And don't you come back!
00:33:03Wow.
00:33:04That was so not cool.
00:33:07I think she's one of those band-to-break girls.
00:33:09Only she's masked the rain as a spring break and sabotaged us!
00:33:12I mean, do you know?
00:33:13I just heard what you did.
00:33:16That was awesome.
00:33:17Murphy, the bar owner, is a city council member.
00:33:19He is a huge gift for us.
00:33:21You!
00:33:22Honestly, I'm not one of you!
00:33:23Yes, you are. You signed our petition.
00:33:25Oh, no, no, no, no, no, but I didn't think...
00:33:26And to think that I was going to have a freeway with you.
00:33:29But I...
00:33:32Well, where is Tweedledee and Tweedledum are going?
00:33:35Well, Zoe's sad because she was going to have a threesome with us, too.
00:33:38What?
00:33:38You're such a fucking slut.
00:33:39You can't keep your legs together for ten minutes.
00:33:41No, it wasn't a threesome, okay?
00:33:42I was going to go dance on the pole, and then I did a shot on my body, and then the fire
00:33:47happened, and it was your beautiful friend here just helped to close down that exotic
00:33:52arm.
00:33:53No.
00:33:54And let me guess.
00:33:55It wasn't her fault.
00:33:56Well, technically...
00:33:57Well, technically you're a deranged moron, okay?
00:34:00What are you still doing here?
00:34:02So do we have any answer to our bus prayers?
00:34:07Shocker.
00:34:08Come on, guys.
00:34:09It's not going to happen.
00:34:10Stop.
00:34:11Really, we're embarrassing ourselves.
00:34:12She has a point.
00:34:13All right.
00:34:14Let's just get the hell out of here.
00:34:17No!
00:34:18Guys!
00:34:19I...
00:34:20Oh!
00:34:21Wait!
00:34:22Wait!
00:34:23No!
00:34:24I found it!
00:34:25Jello!
00:34:32Hello!
00:34:33You guys, look.
00:34:34Here's the Jello-eating contest.
00:34:35Woo!
00:34:36Oh, crap!
00:34:37I can't believe it.
00:34:38I'm getting stopped?
00:34:39What did I do?
00:34:40I'm not speeding.
00:34:41Oh, man.
00:34:42Ha!
00:34:43Jello!
00:34:44Hello!
00:34:45You guys, look.
00:34:46Here's the Jello-eating contest.
00:34:48Woo!
00:34:49Woo!
00:34:50Woo!
00:34:51Woo!
00:34:52Woo!
00:34:53Woo!
00:34:54Woo!
00:34:55Woo!
00:34:56Woo!
00:34:57Woo!
00:34:58Woo!
00:34:59Woo!
00:35:00Woo!
00:35:01Woo!
00:35:02How is Jello going to fix the bus?
00:35:04Well, look.
00:35:05The winner gets 800 bucks.
00:35:06Nobody is going to pay you 800 dollars to eat Jello.
00:35:09And 800 bucks?
00:35:10Don't buy us a new bus.
00:35:12Yeah, but it's enough that we could rent one.
00:35:15Ah!
00:35:16Zoe is so smart.
00:35:17And, Franny, we all know how much you love Jello.
00:35:20I do love Jello.
00:35:22God.
00:35:23I love this place.
00:35:25It pays you to do things you would normally do for free.
00:35:28That's true.
00:35:29I could eat Jello all day and all night.
00:35:31I've seen her do it.
00:35:32It's gross.
00:35:33Will you do it?
00:35:34If it gets us to nationals, then I'm it.
00:35:37Awesome.
00:35:38Okay.
00:35:39Come on.
00:35:40I think they're doing it in the back.
00:35:41That's what she said.
00:35:42Wait.
00:35:43What'd she say?
00:35:44Do, do, do, do, do, do.
00:35:59Zoe!
00:36:00Alice!
00:36:01Lady!
00:36:02Welcome to the Jello jungle.
00:36:05jello jungle are you here to beg for forgiveness or are you going to try to shut this down too
00:36:11forgiveness no hey forgiven are you here to watch uh we're here to win yeah and we happen to have a
00:36:20ringer who loves jello she loves it yeah well we happen to have the jello
00:36:27oh sure it is yeah i'm not eating it oh franny it's national national i wouldn't eat it if my
00:36:42mother was crying all right you know what hey it's jello time who did challenge this fine lady
00:36:48to the jello pits any takers anyone at all i do
00:36:53you're not gonna what do this
00:37:06excuse me and the pussy says what why
00:37:15oh pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy i'm not a pussy you're a pussy
00:37:23let's save it for the jello ladies are we ready
00:37:27wait i don't think this is a jello eating contest
00:37:34that's a thirty dollar bra you fucking bitch
00:37:41that's a thirty dollar bra you fucking bitch
00:37:55looking at her
00:38:05look at her
00:38:18look at her
00:38:19look at her
00:38:22look at her
00:38:23Alan! Alan!
00:38:53Alan! Alan!
00:39:01Alan.
00:39:15Got'cha.
00:39:17These stupid little girls don't stand a chance here.
00:39:20Or in Florida.
00:39:21Where you goin'?
00:39:22Bandcamp?
00:39:26We're goin' to Bandcamp!
00:39:29Let me get one thing straight.
00:39:31There ain't nothin' wrong with Bandcamp.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:27Yes.
00:40:28Cam, Cam.
00:40:29What's the pussy now, huh?
00:40:31Cam.
00:40:32Okay.
00:40:33Where are the showers?
00:40:35Bud flips.
00:40:36No.
00:40:37They need a proper shower.
00:40:39Huh?
00:40:40What's that?
00:40:41Woo!
00:40:42Okay, Cam.
00:40:44Woo!
00:40:45Okay, Cam.
00:40:46Woo!
00:40:47Okay.
00:40:51Okay.
00:40:52Okay.
00:40:53I think we're clean now.
00:40:54Not yet.
00:40:55Woo!
00:40:56Okay.
00:40:57Okay.
00:40:58I think we're clean now.
00:40:59Not yet.
00:41:00Woo!
00:41:01Go for it.
00:41:02Go for it.
00:41:03Go for it.
00:41:04Go for it.
00:41:05Go for it.
00:41:06Go for it.
00:41:07Go for it.
00:41:08Go for it.
00:41:09Go for it.
00:41:10Go for it.
00:41:11Go for it.
00:41:12Go for it.
00:41:13Go for it.
00:41:14Go for it.
00:41:15Go for it.
00:41:16Go for it.
00:41:17Go for it.
00:41:18Go for it.
00:41:19Go for it.
00:41:20Go for it.
00:41:21Go for it.
00:41:22Go for it.
00:41:23Go for it.
00:41:24Go for it.
00:41:25Go for it.
00:41:26Oh my god, oh my god!
00:41:28Alright, alright.
00:41:30Can we just stop our prize, please?
00:41:32Yeah, prize, please!
00:41:34Your prize!
00:41:36Yeah!
00:41:42Ladies, there's plenty more where that came from.
00:41:46Ta-da!
00:41:48Okay, but what about the money?
00:41:50When do we get the 800 bucks?
00:41:52Dollars?
00:41:54You're joking, right?
00:41:56No, you're joking, right?
00:41:58This is a beer promotion.
00:42:00You get 4,000 bucks beers.
00:42:03That's 800 ounces.
00:42:0520 of these 40 ounce bottles.
00:42:08What the fuck?
00:42:09They're good.
00:42:10Oh, MFG.
00:42:12I fucking hate you so much right now.
00:42:15Me?
00:42:20More for us?
00:42:24Man, it's not bad.
00:42:26I know, right?
00:42:27Bullshit.
00:42:28No, they're good.
00:42:29Bullshit.
00:42:30Better than dogs.
00:42:31Honey, you don't need to remind me.
00:42:38You know, look, I'm fully aware that Dean's your brother.
00:42:43What?
00:42:44Why would the plumber need to spend the night?
00:42:48No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:50I'm not buying that.
00:42:52There ain't no leak big enough where he has to be there all night long.
00:42:56Yeah?
00:42:58Well, okay.
00:43:00If that's the way you want to play this.
00:43:03Bye.
00:43:07Catch.
00:43:11Shit.
00:43:12What's going on here?
00:43:15Man, is this a flat tire or what?
00:43:18Oh, man.
00:43:19Man, I'm so close.
00:43:30Shoot.
00:43:39Hi.
00:43:40What is your problem with spring break?
00:43:42Let it go already.
00:43:44I'm not some Bible-thumping crazy.
00:43:46This is about the town.
00:43:47Oh, please.
00:43:48This is about you.
00:43:49This is about injustice.
00:43:51This is about getting laid, which you clearly need.
00:43:54Ew.
00:43:55I would never hook up with some beer-guzzling spring breaker.
00:43:58I'm just to say they want to hook up with you.
00:44:00I hate this.
00:44:01I fucking hate everything about it.
00:44:03I like real men, not foolish boys.
00:44:07You know what?
00:44:08You just need some LD all up in there.
00:44:12LD?
00:44:13Long...
00:44:14Forget it.
00:44:15You don't know me.
00:44:16You don't know this town.
00:44:17They need guidance.
00:44:18Oh, and you're going to show them.
00:44:20I don't want to, but yes.
00:44:23What's the end game?
00:44:24What do you mean?
00:44:25What do you hope to accomplish?
00:44:26Just take away everyone's fun?
00:44:28No.
00:44:29We can still have fun.
00:44:30Like board games.
00:44:32Twister, Crazy Eights.
00:44:33Good, clean, fun.
00:44:39Bullshit.
00:44:40Prude.
00:44:41Every fucking year with this.
00:44:42Let's get out of here, dude.
00:44:44Freaking band geeks.
00:44:54Guys, wait.
00:44:57Wait.
00:44:59You messed up my hair.
00:45:00I left Franny practically catatonic.
00:45:02For beer.
00:45:03I said I was sorry.
00:45:04I didn't know it was wrestling.
00:45:05Do you think I would let Franny do jello wrestling?
00:45:07No, I wouldn't do that.
00:45:08I don't think you should say jello things.
00:45:09Oh, sorry.
00:45:10Jello.
00:45:11I'm sorry.
00:45:12Jello.
00:45:13Jello.
00:45:14Jello.
00:45:15Jello.
00:45:16Jello.
00:45:17Jello.
00:45:18Jello.
00:45:19Jello.
00:45:20Jello.
00:45:21Jello.
00:45:22Jello.
00:45:23Jello.
00:45:24Jello.
00:45:25I asked you for the Royal Law.
00:45:27What?
00:45:29It was an honest mistake.
00:45:33Guys, I said I was sorry.
00:45:36I mean...
00:45:37these things just happen.
00:45:38Jello.
00:45:39Look!
00:45:40Guys!
00:45:41This is it.
00:45:42We can still make nationals.
00:45:44hold on, please.
00:45:45Forget it!
00:45:46No, guys, look, this is it.
00:45:49We're not showing our tits again and winning gear, okay?
00:45:52Let's just go to the motel.
00:45:54I second that.
00:45:55There's no money. It's just a scam.
00:45:57No, but look at the prize.
00:45:59A trip to Miami for $30 on a party bus?
00:46:02It's a party bus.
00:46:02It's a big-ass bus that can carry all of us.
00:46:05And the band and our instruments.
00:46:09No way. I'm out.
00:46:12All right, Joey, I'm done with your idiocy.
00:46:14I'm not burying my breasts to a bunch of perverts.
00:46:16You just did.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:18Well, right, but I'm not doing it again.
00:46:21Oh, but wait.
00:46:27Look, I'm not doing it, okay?
00:46:29So just get over it, Zoe.
00:46:32Okay, okay.
00:46:32In reality, I wasn't actually thinking of you doing that.
00:46:38Then who?
00:46:39Well, in reality, objectively,
00:46:42there's only one of us here
00:46:43with the perfectly-shaped breasts
00:46:45needed to win this competition.
00:46:47Oh, yeah.
00:46:47Who's that?
00:46:48You?
00:46:48Oh, not me.
00:46:50Alice.
00:46:51Me?
00:46:51No.
00:46:53They are perfectly-shaped.
00:46:56It's a magical home mountain.
00:46:59It's true.
00:47:00You could be in Playboy.
00:47:02You really think so?
00:47:03Mm-hmm.
00:47:03Yeah.
00:47:04Wow, Craig has never said anything.
00:47:07Oh, honey.
00:47:09Craig's gay.
00:47:10He's a pole-smoking butt pirate.
00:47:12No, he can't be.
00:47:14He's just got a tiny penis.
00:47:15Not in front of guys.
00:47:17It's kind of cute.
00:47:19Hello, Alice.
00:47:20This is little Craig.
00:47:22Want to do it?
00:47:23There's nothing to do about me.
00:47:24No.
00:47:25Yes, I do.
00:47:26But, Alice, in reality,
00:47:27you wouldn't actually be getting naked.
00:47:29I wouldn't?
00:47:30No, it's the wet teaser contest.
00:47:32You keep your shirt on.
00:47:34Yeah, but still.
00:47:35Jesus Christ.
00:47:36You have flastered tits
00:47:37in front of an entire community college.
00:47:39That is true.
00:47:40Take one for the team.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43Okay.
00:47:44Well, we have to hurry.
00:47:45It starts in five minutes.
00:47:46Okay.
00:47:46Okay.
00:47:46Well, this is, uh, the way.
00:47:53Do we have to walk across this thing?
00:47:56Uh, well, do you want to go to Nationals or not?
00:48:00I guess.
00:48:08What is this?
00:48:09The Florida Everglades?
00:48:11Yeah, well, that.
00:48:13Watch out for alligators.
00:48:15Alligators?
00:48:15But they're cute.
00:48:17And snakes.
00:48:19Snakes are cute, too.
00:48:21Jesus, honey.
00:48:22Shit looks cute to you.
00:48:23No, well, Craig makes you a little...
00:48:26Oh, no, no, no.
00:48:27Stop.
00:48:28No, no, no, no.
00:48:28No, no, no.
00:48:30Music!
00:48:31Ah!
00:48:34Ah!
00:48:34Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:36Ah!
00:48:36Ah!
00:48:36Ah!
00:48:37Ah!
00:48:38Ah!
00:48:38Ah!
00:48:39Ah!
00:48:39Ah!
00:48:40Ah!
00:48:40Ah!
00:48:41Ah!
00:48:41Ah!
00:48:42Ah!
00:48:42Ah!
00:48:43Ah!
00:48:44Ah!
00:48:44Ah!
00:48:45Ah!
00:48:46Ah!
00:48:47Ah!
00:48:47Okay, you ready?
00:48:48I'm ready.
00:48:49Okay, you ready?
00:48:49I'm ready?
00:48:50You ready?
00:48:50I'm ready?
00:48:51You ready?
00:48:51You ready?
00:48:52Tell me now.
00:48:53I'm ready.
00:48:53Okay.
00:48:54Hey, come on, what's going on with you guys, it's a slanted pedal on the right, oh man.
00:49:17Here you go, sign right there, excellent, number one.
00:49:25Next, welcome, right here please.
00:49:30Those are going to be great, yes.
00:49:34You guys run everything here?
00:49:36Everything spring break related?
00:49:38Why, are you going to try to shut this down too?
00:49:41Uh, no, not this time, I'm here to show you my friend's ta-tas.
00:49:45Ah, you see that?
00:49:47Well played, madam.
00:49:49You will be the number three, as in one, two, three.
00:49:53Here you go.
00:49:55See the top dude over there?
00:49:57Uh, yeah, what about him?
00:49:59He insists I tell you this, no nudity.
00:50:03The spring break band started sucks ass.
00:50:07Well thank you, but I did not start it, I am just finishing it.
00:50:11And trust me, there will be no nudity.
00:50:15All right.
00:50:16Next.
00:50:17Okay, get out.
00:50:18Okay.
00:50:19Yes!
00:50:20Okay, come on.
00:50:21You gotta go!
00:50:22Okay, here we go!
00:50:23Okay, here we go!
00:50:24Here's my news!
00:50:30Oh, Alice, let's take off your bra.
00:50:32I will?
00:50:34Yeah, if you want a chance at winning.
00:50:36Remember, you got this, okay, okay, yeah, I got it, right, right, right, yeah, you got it, okay, all right, there's that, good job.
00:50:55Okay, welcome Spring Break's number one wet t-shirt contest. Let's give it up for the girls!
00:51:06All right, first we got contestant number one, let's get it wet!
00:51:13Yeah!
00:51:14Whoa!
00:51:15Whoa!
00:51:16Whoa!
00:51:17Whoa!
00:51:18Whoa!
00:51:19Whoa!
00:51:20Whoa!
00:51:21Whoa!
00:51:22Whoa!
00:51:23Whoa!
00:51:24Whoa!
00:51:25Whoa!
00:51:26Whoa!
00:51:27Whoa!
00:51:28Whoa!
00:51:29Whoa!
00:51:30Whoa!
00:51:31Whoa!
00:51:32Whoa!
00:51:33Whoa!
00:51:34Whoa!
00:51:36Oh, amazing.
00:51:36Good job, all right!
00:51:39Let's have you got contestant number two!
00:51:43Woo!
00:51:44devoted to your leader.
00:51:45Whoa!
00:51:46What lust?
00:51:46Yeah, dude!
00:51:47Whoa!
00:51:48Whoa!
00:51:49Yeah!
00:51:50Yeah, dude!
00:51:50Whoa!
00:51:51Whoa!
00:51:51Yeah, dude, bro!
00:51:52Whoa!
00:51:54Wait, whatever!
00:51:55There's that.
00:51:56D treating number two!
00:51:57Let's talk!
00:51:58Good luck!
00:51:59Raven, dude!
00:52:00Cool!
00:52:01Whoa!
00:52:02Dang!
00:52:03We got a nervous one here.
00:52:20Give her a little encouragement.
00:52:33Oh, wait, just a second, looks like we have a late-minute entry.
00:53:02What do you say, guys, if you let it compete?
00:53:15Hey!
00:53:25I'm gonna be the one that needs you.
00:53:28I'm gonna be the one that needs you.
00:53:29I don't care where to go.
00:53:31It's just me, I'm gonna be the one that needs you.
00:53:34Now, as he's in the other hand,
00:53:35let me know what this is, I have to be.
00:53:38Oh, yeah!
00:53:44Whoa!
00:53:45This is a grand shot.
00:53:47This is a grand shot.
00:53:52This is a grand shot!
00:53:53We're a grand shot!
00:53:57We got a grand shot!
00:54:01We got a grand shot!
00:54:05Yay!
00:54:06Hey, I said no nudity, did you just tell it?
00:54:20Stay there.
00:54:21No nudity, come on.
00:54:23Someone's fault, they just wanted to be free.
00:54:31Come on, let's go.
00:54:33I'm ready to rest in.
00:54:35We should run.
00:54:36But...
00:54:37Come on.
00:54:44I'm so sweet.
00:54:48Zoe.
00:54:49No, not Zoe.
00:54:51Did she even tell you that that's anything you need to do?
00:54:53No.
00:54:54I didn't know she was going to take off her shirt.
00:54:57Again, she flashed an entire regional finals.
00:55:01Not intentionally.
00:55:02Oh, I know.
00:55:03That was your fault too.
00:55:07Hi girls.
00:55:08Well, well, well.
00:55:09Looks like you won your day, didn't you?
00:55:11Yep.
00:55:12You here to gloat?
00:55:13Yep.
00:55:14Can I hit her now?
00:55:15No.
00:55:16She's pretty and her hair smells nice.
00:55:18Really?
00:55:19Mm-hmm.
00:55:20Smells nice.
00:55:22Ugh!
00:55:23Damn it.
00:55:24You're right.
00:55:25Thanks.
00:55:26Are you happy now?
00:55:28Zach's gone.
00:55:29He's gone.
00:55:31What am I supposed to do now?
00:55:33Come Monday, I'm going back to being an accountant.
00:55:36Yeah, that's right.
00:55:38I turned into a pumpkin.
00:55:40This was supposed to be my weekend.
00:55:44Mine.
00:55:45Until you came along and messed it up.
00:55:48I can't do anything right.
00:55:51I suck at life.
00:55:54Um, girl?
00:55:55Hello?
00:55:56What did you do to her?
00:55:57Me?
00:55:58I didn't...
00:55:59She did this.
00:56:00Zoe is the smartest, nicest, most beautiful person in the world.
00:56:01She saves kittens, and she lets me copy her homework.
00:56:02So leave her alone.
00:56:03I didn't do anything.
00:56:04I didn't do anything.
00:56:05She was fine until all y'all showed up.
00:56:08Y'all are a bunch of freaks.
00:56:10We're not freaks.
00:56:12We're in the marching band.
00:56:13We're the national champions if God didn't hate us so much.
00:56:16Wait.
00:56:17Freaks?
00:56:18I like that.
00:56:46Oh, man.
00:57:07First a flat, now no gas.
00:57:11Hey, how you doing?
00:57:12Hey, guys.
00:57:13Hi.
00:57:14Hello?
00:57:15I'm going to fuck your mom later.
00:57:19You assholes.
00:57:29Sorry, you're a fine gentleman.
00:57:32It's cool.
00:57:33You want to get fucked in the ass?
00:57:34No, I don't.
00:57:35No, that's why you guys aren't assholes.
00:57:36Actually, you're just fine young gentlemen.
00:57:39Yeah, you are.
00:57:40It's cool.
00:57:41Is it?
00:57:42Yeah.
00:57:45Yeah, I'm not going to be able to get to the phone, I don't think.
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:56I guess you're going to go to message.
00:57:58What a day.
00:57:59Oh, shit.
00:58:00What the hell are you doing?
00:58:01What does it look like I'm doing?
00:58:02Cleaning up.
00:58:03But spring break isn't over.
00:58:04Yes.
00:58:05It is.
00:58:06The mayor's office just got my petition and she is very close to signing the ban.
00:58:10We won.
00:58:11Thanks, girls.
00:58:12You're welcome.
00:58:13We didn't want spring break to end.
00:58:14We just wanted to go to Miami.
00:58:15We just wanted to go to Miami.
00:58:16Oh, well.
00:58:17There's more work to be done.
00:58:18See ya.
00:58:19Bye.
00:58:20Bye.
00:58:21Bye.
00:58:22God, I hate her.
00:58:23And her beautiful blonde hair.
00:58:25Just forget her, okay?
00:58:26Let's just go find Coach Gale and get the hell out of here.
00:58:29I'm really, really sorry.
00:58:30How many times are you going to apologize?
00:58:34God, I hate her.
00:58:38And your beautiful blonde hair.
00:58:40Just forget her, okay?
00:58:41Let's just go find Coach Killing and get the hell out of here.
00:58:44I'm really, really sorry.
00:58:45How many times are you going to apologize?
00:58:49God, I'm not even mad at you anymore.
00:58:52I mean, I know you're not intentionally trying to screw us.
00:58:55It's just that you always tend to find a way to mess things up.
00:58:58It's just you.
00:59:00Save it, okay?
00:59:02See, my life is ruined.
00:59:05It's over.
00:59:07Might as well accept it.
00:59:10I need a drink.
00:59:30Wow.
00:59:32All right, well, let's get a table then.
00:59:35Okay.
00:59:36You!
00:59:37Stop following us.
00:59:39Hi, Bag, hi, Vance.
00:59:40Aren't you supposed to be in jail?
00:59:42My uncle's the sheriff, so...
00:59:44All right, look, douchebags.
00:59:45All right, we're just here to sit in the corner, drink away our sorrows while we wait for our ride.
00:59:49So you don't need to sexually assault us anymore.
00:59:52Where's the fun in that?
00:59:53Besides, Zoe already ruined our spring break.
00:59:56You might as well stick around and ruin the rest of our lives.
00:59:57Oh, my God, excuse me.
01:00:00How are you?
01:00:06Shots.
01:00:06Headpacks up.
01:00:14Ha.
01:00:14Are you okay?
01:00:18Well, not really.
01:00:20I'm having a really bad day.
01:00:21Can I?
01:00:22Yeah, would you?
01:00:23If you could inside us, that'd be really great.
01:00:30What happened?
01:00:32This is damn spring breakers.
01:00:33What is it about this time that brings out the animal in us?
01:00:37Boy, I tell you, this is lack of moral guidance, bad parenting, global warming, pop culture.
01:00:44Yes.
01:00:47Whoa.
01:00:48What are you doing?
01:00:51I mean, you know, I'm married and everything, and I...
01:00:54Well, the thing is, is that my wife had the plumber spend the night.
01:00:59So what the fuck?
01:01:00Zoe, wait.
01:01:10What are you doing?
01:01:12I can get us the money.
01:01:14What?
01:01:14So you're...
01:01:15No, no, you can't sell Charlie.
01:01:18You love that thing.
01:01:19But you said...
01:01:20Look, I know I give you a hard time, but it's just because I, you know, I love to win more than anything,
01:01:27and you always tend to mess things up.
01:01:29But, but you don't have to do this.
01:01:33Look, I...
01:01:36I am just so tired, and this trip is a disaster.
01:01:43And look, if I can get us the money to get to Miami by selling Charlie, then...
01:01:48I kind of thought you loved this euphonia more than anything.
01:01:52We have the chance to be the best in the world, okay?
01:01:57The best in the whole world.
01:01:59Well, technically just the country, but...
01:02:02Okay.
01:02:04Look, I...
01:02:06I've been kind of a bitch to you on this trip, no doubt.
01:02:09I probably owe you an apology.
01:02:11It's okay.
01:02:15It's just the way you are, you know, and I'm the way I am, you know.
01:02:21You sure about this?
01:02:24It's nationals.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:28She's all right.
01:02:39So what do you two do when you're not, like, drunk, crazy, spring breakers?
01:02:43I'm a lonely, pathetic accountant.
01:02:48I teach special ed kids.
01:02:49You teach retards?
01:02:51Retards are cute!
01:02:53What is that, a line or something?
01:02:55No.
01:02:56I love my retards.
01:02:57We came here on a short bus.
01:03:04I'm not doing that, uh-uh.
01:03:06Why would we do that?
01:03:07Win that?
01:03:09Well, that'll get you some real guac.
01:03:11You have to charter a bus.
01:03:13Get you the nationals.
01:03:14That was a good effort, but it's gonna take a good cowboy or cowgirl to win this one.
01:03:19Let's have the next victim up your gulphies chair.
01:03:22One person for pride.
01:03:24So far, someone's only been able to hold on for 20 seconds.
01:03:2830's the goal.
01:03:29You get that, and you make $100.
01:03:31A hundred bucks isn't gonna cut it.
01:03:34Come on, folks.
01:03:35Remember the epic wet future failure?
01:03:37You guys are quitters.
01:03:39Is that what you're saying?
01:03:39Quitters? No.
01:03:40We're not quitters.
01:03:41Okay, that's fine.
01:03:42You can just sit here and drink your life's away.
01:03:46Cheers to quitting!
01:03:47Good job!
01:03:50You are her.
01:03:52I watched the video 10 times today.
01:03:54Yay!
01:03:55What video?
01:03:56You.
01:03:57Take a picture.
01:03:58What?
01:03:58What video, dude?
01:04:03What t-shirt t-show?
01:04:05Number one video.
01:04:07Number one video.
01:04:08Five million views.
01:04:09Hot stuff.
01:04:10We're famous!
01:04:12Alice, this is bad.
01:04:13This is very, very, very fucking bad.
01:04:17But we're famous!
01:04:19Everyone can see the video.
01:04:22Everyone!
01:04:22So white.
01:04:23So white.
01:04:25But I said, I love the color future.
01:04:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:04:30Ha, ha, ha.
01:04:31Ha, ha, ha.
01:04:31Ha, ha, ha.
01:04:32Ha, ha, ha.
01:04:32You're pretty.
01:04:44You're pretty.
01:04:45I love you.
01:04:46You're so pretty.
01:04:46You're very pretty, too.
01:04:48You're pretty.
01:04:49You took all.
01:04:51Where have you two been?
01:04:54Zoe made a sacrifice for the band.
01:04:57That's right.
01:04:57That represents a lot of sucking and fucking.
01:05:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:05:05Am I right?
01:05:06Oh, no.
01:05:07Oh, no.
01:05:08Ano, what?
01:05:09Zoe, where did you get that?
01:05:12Look, it's not a big deal.
01:05:13Not a big deal.
01:05:15She sold her euphonium for us.
01:05:17You won.
01:05:18Well, I've done enough damage, so.
01:05:20But that was your grandmother's.
01:05:22That was Charlie.
01:05:24When did you two become BFFs?
01:05:26Look, all right, we're all on the same team here.
01:05:28We've got the same goals.
01:05:30We're in this together.
01:05:32Well, look, it's still not enough money, okay?
01:05:34We need at least a couple hundred more before we can rent the bus.
01:05:39We can do that.
01:05:40If you sold her euphonium, how are you going to play in the nationals?
01:05:44Borrow someone else's.
01:05:46My tits are all over the internet.
01:05:49Is that good?
01:05:50It's good for a lot of other people.
01:05:52Oh!
01:05:53All right, we're ready to ride this thing!
01:05:58I'm going to ride that.
01:05:59I'm not following bull tits internet.
01:06:03But the bull, it doesn't pay out.
01:06:06I'm lost.
01:06:07Wait, what if we all ride the bull?
01:06:09On the internet?
01:06:09And we all make a hundred bucks.
01:06:11That'll do it.
01:06:12Yeah, okay, y'all.
01:06:13But I'm not getting on that thing.
01:06:14It's fucking dirty!
01:06:15All right, I'm in.
01:06:19But if I ride this thing, you're all riding.
01:06:22Deal?
01:06:23Deal?
01:06:24Deal!
01:06:24Deal!
01:06:25Woo!
01:06:26Huzzah!
01:06:27Joey?
01:06:27Uh, okay.
01:06:29Yeah.
01:06:30Yeah.
01:06:31Okay.
01:06:31Who's going in here?
01:06:33I got this.
01:06:34Ladies, step aside.
01:06:36Woo!
01:06:38I'm taking this job.
01:06:39All right, who's ready to ride this thing?
01:06:49All right, we've got somebody for the bull.
01:06:52Cheers.
01:06:53And back up.
01:06:54Woo!
01:06:55Woo!
01:06:56Woo!
01:06:56Woo!
01:06:57Woo!
01:06:57Woo!
01:06:58Woo!
01:06:58Woo!
01:06:59Woo!
01:06:59Woo!
01:07:00Woo!
01:07:00Woo!
01:07:01Woo!
01:07:01Woo!
01:07:02Woo!
01:07:03Woo!
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01:07:07Woo!
01:07:07Woo!
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01:07:14Woo!
01:07:14Woo!
01:07:15Woo!
01:07:15Woo!
01:07:16Woo!
01:07:17Dude, you totally sucked.
01:07:18Hey, Rick, kid!
01:07:19Get out of my way!
01:07:20Okay.
01:07:21Ooh!
01:07:21She's going to fight on the show.
01:07:23Oh, yeah!
01:07:24We got an engine coming in.
01:07:25Oh, yeah!
01:07:25Take care!
01:07:26Yeah!
01:07:27Yeah!
01:07:27Woo!
01:07:28Woo!
01:07:28Woo!
01:07:29Woo!
01:07:29Woo!
01:07:30Woo!
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01:07:55Woo!
01:07:56Woo!
01:07:57Woo!
01:07:58Woo!
01:07:59Woo!
01:08:00Oh, look at her, look at her.
01:08:16Oh!
01:08:30Oh, my gosh.
01:08:32Okay, Zoe, you're on last hand.
01:08:34Oh, it was rude.
01:08:36No, I can't do this.
01:08:37Okay, we're walking up, falling down.
01:08:39No, I got this, okay?
01:08:41Okay.
01:08:43Okay.
01:08:44Okay.
01:08:45Go, Zoe!
01:08:46Yeah!
01:08:47Go, Zoe!
01:08:48Go, Zoe!
01:08:49Go, Zoe!
01:08:50Go, Zoe!
01:08:51Go, Zoe!
01:08:52Go, Zoe!
01:08:54Go, Zoe!
01:08:55Go, Zoe!
01:08:56Go, Zoe!
01:08:57Go, Zoe!
01:08:58Go, Zoe!
01:08:59Go, Zoe!
01:09:00Go, Zoe!
01:09:01Go, Zoe!
01:09:02Go, Zoe!
01:09:03Go, Zoe!
01:09:04Go, Zoe!
01:09:05Go, Zoe!
01:09:06Go, Zoe!
01:09:07Go, Zoe!
01:09:08Go, Zoe!
01:09:09Go, Zoe!
01:09:10Go, Zoe!
01:09:11Go, Zoe!
01:09:12Go, Zoe!
01:09:13Go, Zoe!
01:09:14Go, Zoe!
01:09:15Go, Zoe!
01:09:16Go, Zoe!
01:09:17Go, Zoe!
01:09:18Go, Zoe!
01:09:19Go, Zoe!
01:09:20Go, Zoe!
01:09:21Go, Zoe!
01:09:22Go, Zoe!
01:09:23Go, Zoe!
01:09:24Go, Zoe!
01:09:25Go, Zoe!
01:09:26Go, Zoe!
01:09:27Whoa, that's the first pitch!
01:09:57Oh, that's the first pitch!
01:10:27Yeah!
01:10:34James, James!
01:10:36That was the first pitch!
01:10:41Well, that was quite a ride, little miss.
01:10:49I've never seen anything like that before.
01:10:54Hell, I've owned that bull for 10 years, and I've never seen anything like that before.
01:10:59Well, as long as it counts, right?
01:11:03Well, now that's another issue.
01:11:05You see, the rules clearly state that you cannot ride the bull naked.
01:11:12Oh, but that wasn't my fault.
01:11:15Yeah, man, that ain't right.
01:11:17Those are the rules.
01:11:20Oh, and, uh, that's another issue.
01:11:23Did you notice that good-looking young man right over there?
01:11:27Oh, crap, that's a tough rescue, guys.
01:11:29What did he hear?
01:11:30That you were serving underage kids like us?
01:11:32Yeah.
01:11:33Underage?
01:11:34Oh, you're underage?
01:11:35No.
01:11:36Depends on if you're gonna give us the bullshit money.
01:11:38Look, we've been trying to raise money all day, okay?
01:11:41We have to get to our national competition.
01:11:43We really need this.
01:11:45Well, I think you got bigger problems than that, little miss.
01:11:50I wish you a lot of luck with that.
01:11:52Officer, they're all you.
01:11:56Um...
01:11:58Officer Hurley, FLPD.
01:12:00I'd like to have a word with you, young lady.
01:12:02Okay, um, that was not my fault.
01:12:04It was totally an accident.
01:12:06You think exposing yourself in public is okay?
01:12:08But it wasn't her fault.
01:12:09Did you see what fucking happened?
01:12:11I'll be taking statements later, thank you.
01:12:13What happened, Zoe?
01:12:14It's like, even when you win, you still lose.
01:12:16You are under arrest for indecent public exposure.
01:12:18Uh...
01:12:19You can't do that!
01:12:20No, I'm not.
01:12:21...anything you say can and will be used against you in cold law.
01:12:24Okay, Zoe, we'll be right behind you, okay?
01:12:26Come with me, please.
01:12:27What are you doing, fucking asshole?
01:12:29What are you doing?
01:12:30What are you doing?
01:12:31Fuck you.
01:12:32Okay, Zoe?
01:12:37Every year it's the same thing.
01:12:39Drinking, nudity, sex.
01:12:41Oh, I didn't have sex.
01:12:42Oh, I didn't have sex.
01:12:46Hey, look who we found.
01:12:49What are you and you doing here?
01:12:52She saved me.
01:12:53It's true.
01:12:54Were they taking you to the big house, disclaimer?
01:12:56Fifteen years to life.
01:13:00Fifty bucks?
01:13:01That's it?
01:13:02Do you want to pay more?
01:13:03Oh, no.
01:13:04I'm good.
01:13:05Listen, have a nice day.
01:13:06I've got more crime stopping to do.
01:13:09Zoe, Zoe, Zoe.
01:13:11I should've known.
01:13:12Well, my shirt got caught on the bull.
01:13:14Mm-hmm.
01:13:15Is that what you kids are calling it now?
01:13:16It's true.
01:13:17It was pretty fucking crazy, actually.
01:13:19Coach Hillel, do we win the Nationals?
01:13:21What?
01:13:22No.
01:13:23Huh.
01:13:24No.
01:13:25Sorry.
01:13:26Why do you look like that?
01:13:27Like what?
01:13:28Were you raped?
01:13:29Rape?
01:13:30I know, right?
01:13:31All day with this shit.
01:13:32Yeah.
01:13:33Hey, look.
01:13:34Here's what we're going to do.
01:13:36We're going to get ourselves a rented bus.
01:13:38We're going to take it to Florida.
01:13:40And if we're lucky, we'll make it there on time.
01:13:43And what if we're not lucky?
01:13:45You should leave our town as soon as possible.
01:13:47Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Adolph?
01:13:49Yes.
01:13:50Yes, I would.
01:13:51Except I'm coming with you.
01:13:54Yay.
01:13:55Spring break's over.
01:13:56There's nothing left for me here.
01:13:58Except Walmart.
01:13:59Crap.
01:14:00It's over, isn't it?
01:14:02I don't have to fight it for another year.
01:14:04Oh, baby.
01:14:05Ew.
01:14:06Bro.
01:14:07Here we come, Florida.
01:14:10Isn't Florida, like, way worse than here?
01:14:13Not if Gil's there.
01:14:14Why don't we find out?
01:14:16Let's go to Florida.
01:14:17Let's see how it happens.
01:14:28Is there a problem, Officer?
01:14:43License and registration.
01:14:49Actually, I don't have my wallet.
01:14:51I'm sorry, Officer.
01:14:52I ran out.
01:14:53Being sorry does not give you a right to break the law, now does it, son?
01:14:55No, no.
01:14:56It's just, okay, my girlfriend is...
01:14:57Operating a motor vehicle without a license is a serious crime in the state of Florida,
01:15:01especially with out-of-state plates.
01:15:03Do you get any ID on you?
01:15:04I don't have my wallet, so I don't have anything.
01:15:07You got nothing.
01:15:08My name is Craig Wasserman, and I live in, you know...
01:15:10Son, I really do not care what name you claim to have.
01:15:13Officer, this is an emergency.
01:15:14I can't see.
01:15:15I gotta go.
01:15:16You know what?
01:15:17Your registration expired yesterday.
01:15:18I need you to get out of the vehicle.
01:15:20What?
01:15:21I can't...
01:15:22This is not a request.
01:15:23I didn't do anything wrong.
01:15:24I need you to come down to the station.
01:15:25Let's go.
01:15:26I don't wanna go.
01:15:31Craig!
01:15:32Snuggle Bunny!
01:15:33Pooh Bear!
01:15:34What happened?
01:15:35I did nothing wrong.
01:15:36Wait, you know this guy?
01:15:37Yes!
01:15:38Alright, listen, Snuggle Bunny, you're free to go.
01:15:42But I don't wanna see you behind any wheel until you get your license back.
01:15:45You got that?
01:15:46Yes.
01:15:47Alright.
01:15:48Get the hell outta here.
01:15:49Ow.
01:15:50What are you doing down here?
01:15:51You can't go to Florida.
01:15:52Of course we can.
01:15:54No, you're not going because you won regionals.
01:15:57No kidding.
01:15:58Do you know why you're going, Pooh Bear?
01:16:00They like our personalities?
01:16:03Tell them, Coach.
01:16:05You're going because of the video.
01:16:07And the Jumbotron?
01:16:09What?
01:16:10I knew it!
01:16:11Yeah.
01:16:12Hey.
01:16:13You're going as a half-time joke.
01:16:15They want you to play so they can make fun of you.
01:16:18Sorry.
01:16:19Why?
01:16:20Well, a dean got a call from National.
01:16:22And, you know, seems like, uh, you guys spiked the ratings.
01:16:27So, they offered him $10,000 if you attend.
01:16:31What can I tell ya?
01:16:32You are popular.
01:16:34Well, $10,000 is enough to get us to Nationals.
01:16:37Forget it, Zoe.
01:16:38It's over.
01:16:39What?
01:16:40Why can't we play?
01:16:41Why can't we play?
01:16:42Why can't we play?
01:16:43It's what we love to do.
01:16:44It's what we want to do.
01:16:45Who cares if we suck?
01:16:46Who cares if we're a joke?
01:16:47Who cares?
01:16:48I care.
01:16:49Me too.
01:16:50No, no.
01:16:51You guys don't care.
01:16:52Okay?
01:16:53Or you shouldn't care.
01:16:54Look, let's just go and give them some entertainment.
01:16:57Let's give them some fun.
01:16:59Coach, will you still drive us to Miami?
01:17:02We should still go.
01:17:03All right?
01:17:04Even if we suck.
01:17:05Even if we suck.
01:17:07I know I suck.
01:17:08We all suck.
01:17:09Okay?
01:17:10Coach?
01:17:11Ah, we made it this far.
01:17:17I'm at the pawn shop now, you idiot.
01:17:20I need my fucking money.
01:17:23Yes, all of it.
01:17:26Let's have a look.
01:17:29Get in.
01:17:30Hey, what's that sound?
01:18:00What the hell is that?
01:18:01We're all going to die!
01:18:03Hey!
01:18:04Put your saddle down.
01:18:05Guys, I said something or someone doesn't want us to make it!
01:18:07I can't do fucking, I can't drive in this.
01:18:09Oh, no.
01:18:10I don't know.
01:18:11Oh, no, no, no.
01:18:12Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:18:13Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:18:15Oh, my God!
01:18:16Oh, my God!
01:18:18Oh, my God!
01:18:19Oh, my God!
01:18:21Oh, my God!
01:18:23Oh, my God!
01:18:25Oh, my God!
01:18:27Oh, my God!
01:18:28Oh, my God!
01:18:29Oh, my God!
01:18:30What is that, hail?
01:18:34Geez, let's talk about the temperature dropping.
01:18:37Close the window!
01:18:38Oh my God, stop it!
01:18:39You don't have insurance for that!
01:18:41Yes, I like presents for Christmas!
01:18:44What?
01:18:44You said he's a lesbian?
01:18:46No, I didn't!
01:18:47No, what?
01:18:48You're a libertarian?
01:18:49What?
01:18:50You said he's a lesbian!
01:18:51Broward County is now being called for a mandatory evacuation.
01:18:55With me now is a representative from a severe storm forecast center.
01:18:59John, what is your take on this free storm?
01:19:01It appears to be the largest F6 storm in the history of the world.
01:19:04How far are we away from the stadium?
01:19:06We've never seen anything like this before.
01:19:07Just a few miles.
01:19:09Oh, we have to get there!
01:19:10Well, maybe they're going to postpone the Nationals.
01:19:13No!
01:19:13If we don't show up, we forfeit.
01:19:15That's the rule.
01:19:16Well, you know what?
01:19:17Let me drive and we'll win the Nationals!
01:19:19Yes!
01:19:23We're going to win the Nationals!
01:19:24Yes!
01:19:25Yeah!
01:19:27Yeah!
01:19:28You guys, we're going to be okay!
01:19:51Guys, calm down!
01:19:53Calm down!
01:19:54Calm down!
01:19:54Calm down!
01:19:58We made it!
01:20:15Fuck it!
01:20:16Turn over here!
01:20:24Everything disappeared.
01:20:26Jesus.
01:20:26This had to be a...
01:20:28A hurricane, Category 5.
01:20:30Took everything out.
01:20:32So what, no nationals?
01:20:34No.
01:20:36Of course.
01:20:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:20:38Wait, wait, we just...
01:20:39Yeah, I mean, we're from Woodville, man.
01:20:41We just drove a gazillion miles through this competition.
01:20:44Did you not just see that massive storm?
01:20:46So?
01:20:47So there's nobody else showed up.
01:20:50You can't have a competition with nobody to compete with.
01:20:53But we came all this way.
01:20:55Wait, if there's no competition, that means we're the winners.
01:20:58Because no one else showed up, right?
01:21:00Win what?
01:21:02Look, there are no other bands here.
01:21:05You were the only ones crazy enough to come out in this mess.
01:21:07Well, technically, everyone else forfeited since they didn't show up.
01:21:11Therefore, we win.
01:21:13She might be right.
01:21:14You know what?
01:21:15Whatever.
01:21:17Here you go.
01:21:18Be my guest.
01:21:19Congratulations.
01:21:24Good shit there, huh?
01:21:47Oh, wow.
01:21:48Maybe I put a drink in there.
01:21:54You know, we didn't even...
01:21:56I know, but apparently this victory was a big one.
01:22:00The chairman called me personally to tell me we have a whole new support team.
01:22:04Boosters, investors, you name it, they just came out of the woodwork.
01:22:09You know, you really all did a very good job for our school.
01:22:13And I owe you one. Really.
01:22:15So if you need or want anything, say the word.
01:22:21Anything?
01:22:45And just so far now, can't be found.
01:22:50Don't let the stars apart, try you all down.
01:22:55We're back.
01:22:57Oh, yeah.
01:22:58Slate the shit right on.
01:22:59Shiloh!
01:23:00Shiloh!
01:23:01Woo!
01:23:01Shiloh!
01:23:02Shiloh!
01:23:04You gotta keep on dreaming, keep on scheming.
01:23:08Don't let the times get you down.
01:23:12Keep on rising, keep on climbing.
01:23:17The time is now.
01:23:19Oh, but the day I just don't dig it so the whole world sees it shine.
01:23:27Shine on like a diamond, baby.
01:23:31Give these lazy balls some time.
01:23:34Don't let the stars above, try you all down.
01:23:41Take the shit right off of your shoes.
01:23:45It's your best, always so.
01:23:49You gotta keep on dreaming, keep on scheming.
01:23:53Don't let the times get you down.
01:23:57Keep on rising, keep on loving.
01:24:01The time is now.
01:24:04Keep on living, keep on giving.
01:24:08Don't let the times get you down.
01:24:12Keep on loving, keep on scheming.
01:24:16The time is now.
01:24:18We've got dreams and set up dreams.
01:24:23It's all you know, don't you kind of believe.
01:24:27In my heart and in my soul.
01:24:31It's all I'll ever know.
01:24:48Keep on dreaming, keep on scheming.
01:24:55Don't let the times get you down.
01:24:59Keep on hustling, keep on hustling.
01:25:04The time is now.
01:25:06Keep on pushing, keep on pushing.
01:25:10Don't let the times get you down.
01:25:14Keep on rising, keep on coming.
01:25:18Don't let the times get you down.
01:25:21Keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on.
01:26:05Yeah!
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