00:00I did not know you were struggling to the point that you needed divine intervention.
00:07But you gotta switch back, man. Give me my life back.
00:10So what, I just go back to living in my car?
00:13You lived in your car?
00:14Yes, Jeff, I did. Why do you think an angel got involved?
00:17Because I had too many roommates?
00:18Okay, that's bad. And I acknowledge that.
00:22So here's what I'm gonna do. If you switch back right now, I'm gonna give you $200,000.
00:29You spent more than that on one of your watches.
00:31Switch back or you are evil and this angel man will send you to hell forever. Smite him!
00:38I can't send someone to hell. That's actually not my department.
00:41Good God, man! You were very unhelpful.
00:43You fired me because I put like $300 on your credit card.
00:46Why don't you tough it out for a few days?
00:49I see what's happening here. Eat the rich. Am I right?
00:52You think because I'm a tech bro, I can't live your life for a little while?
00:56I can live your life in my sleep. I came from nothing. I'm self-made.
01:00You came from nothing.
01:01Oh, I came from very, very humble beginnings.
01:04What did your parents do?
01:05My father was an orthopedic surgeon and my mother practiced law.
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