00:00Tu parents dijo que era either summer conmigo o biblio camp.
00:04Just don't try to be my parent.
00:05I'm not like other birthdads.
00:07I'm a cool birthdad.
00:09Are you quoting Mean Girls?
00:13I can't believe you're back, bud.
00:14Must be weird not having the old place, huh?
00:16Do you know who owns it now?
00:19Justin Lovejoy.
00:24Maisie Mae?
00:25Welcome home, little brother.
00:30My birthright was stolen from me by my wicked stepsister.
00:34You can get in through the window.
00:35That's a felony.
00:36No, it's an adventure.
00:38Justin, let's go, someone's coming.
00:40What are you doing?
00:41What? It was my grandpa.
00:42Put it back or I'm calling the Coast Guard.
00:44There's no Coast Guard on a lake.
00:46I stole my grandpa's plans.
00:48Paint swatches.
00:49What the hell is rustic bow minimalism?
00:51She's going to tear the whole thing down.
00:53We need to take back what's ours.
00:56We are going to bond so hard.
00:58We're already becoming a family.
01:03All right, little bro.
01:04Dad wouldn't want us fighting.
01:05Not your dad.
01:06But it is my cottage.
01:08I challenge you to trial by tilt.
01:13That's not a thing.
01:14Oh, come on.
01:15Let's see where this goes.
01:16This could be good.
01:16Come on.
01:18Yes, I locked you in the trunk of my car.
01:21Yes, I told your dad you had syphilis.
01:23But I was in Australia.
01:24How did you know?
01:25At 15.
01:26You really are the worst.
01:34The diamond belt and the butterfly.
01:36Yes!
01:36What?
01:39Hey!
01:43Not yet.
01:46Dad, why'd you name yourself Richard?
01:54He was like, because I want to be rich.
01:56Did you wash your hands?
01:57Of course not.
01:59Oh my God!
02:00You ever used schmaltz?
02:01Same heart attack.
02:02Different afterlife.
02:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, hot five.
02:05Even if I did know where the Antichrist was,
02:07I wouldn't tell you we're on the opposite side.
02:09I rather enjoy being on fleek.
02:11I ate a bug.
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