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Two drunks fight with their wives and then go out and get even drunker. | dG1fdlpGQ1BONkhlMG8
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00:00Today in the New West, you do the twist, dance the Wattuzi, and ride the range in a pickup truck.
00:22Pickup is right. They're part of the New West, too. The Las Vegas part.
00:27We got ourselves a regular act. We call our act the Snakes of Love.
00:32Instead of bumps and grinds, we hiss and strike at each other.
00:38And when we shed our skin, it brings the house down.
00:41I bet it does.
00:42It's the New West, all right, when Bronco-bustin' saddle pals like Glenn Ford and Henry Fonda go along with modern gadgets like bathtubs.
00:51And an old cowpoke like Jill Wills gets himself up like a dude.
00:54What do you say you get your trading pants on and let's make a trade?
00:58What kind of a trade?
01:00Well, say I keep this $70 for the calves and you keep that old Roan horse.
01:05Look out, boys. That old Roan isn't called old fooler for nothing.
01:09He just can't make up his mind whether he loves people or hates them.
01:13Of course, he's a damn cannibal.
01:15But with a pretty filly, he can be a regular Don Juan.
01:20Old fooler has one terrible problem.
01:22Is he dead, Ben?
01:24He's drunk.
01:27It's the New West, where the old swimming hole is now the state fish hatchery.
01:33The game warden.
01:35Let's get out of here.
01:38Yes, the New West, with all the gusto of the old.
01:42For a man in love has to love to fight.
01:44Fight!
01:44Whether it's with flying fists or crackling six guns.
01:53And the West still spreads its vast and thrilling panorama to tempt the adventuresome,
01:58like these two, riding hell-bent for leather, as the New West marches on.
02:02Well, how do we look?
02:13I feel a drag.
02:14Oh.
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