00:00Let's go.
00:30Oh, my God.
01:00This is such beautiful country, Uncle Bud.
01:12I'm glad you invited us to take our vacation on the Circle J Ranch.
01:15I just hope Dennis doesn't wear you out.
01:17Wear me out?
01:18Well, I can't tell you how glad I am to have my little bard visiting me.
01:24You know, I don't think bulls like to be brushed.
01:30Uncle Bud!
01:43Gosh darn it.
01:46You never could handle your own livestock, Bud Johnson.
01:50When you try to ride Cyclone in the rodeo tomorrow, he'll just knock your socks off.
01:55I'll ride Cyclone and show you a thing or two.
01:58You forget that idea.
02:00I've ridden Cyclone three years running and I've won the rodeo every time.
02:04Face it, Bud, you're just a loser.
02:08Who is that terrible man?
02:11Big Ed Hemlock.
02:12He just won't let me forget his ranch wins the rodeo every year.
02:16But maybe your ranch will win this year.
02:19Nah, not unless I ride Cyclone and I'm just too old for that.
02:23Big Ed's right.
02:24I'm afraid the Circle J's glory days are over.
02:32There's Cyclone.
02:33Our rodeo committee owns him.
02:35He's been stomping on everyone that's tried to ride him in the rodeo for the last three years.
02:40Oh boy, Dad!
02:41I just signed you up!
02:43Signed me up?
02:44For what?
02:45For rodeo competition.
02:46You're going to ride Cyclone.
02:49What?
02:50Dennis, you had no right to sign up your father for anything without talking to him first.
02:55I'm sorry.
02:57I just thought Dad could help Uncle Bud win the rodeo.
03:00And show up that mean Big Ed.
03:02Dad always told me, practice makes perfect.
03:09I wish you could practice not getting your father into these situations.
03:16No boy, don't do it!
03:17Help!
03:18Help!
03:19Whoa!
03:23I sure hope I catch a big one.
03:29What's Cyclone doing here?
03:39Take it easy, boy.
03:40I'm not going to hurt you.
03:42Oh, I've got it.
03:44Leave it to me.
03:47Now you're okay.
03:53Uncle Bud!
03:55What are you doing?
03:56Cyclone escaped from his corral in town.
03:59You won't hurt him, will you?
04:01Of course not, Dennis.
04:03We'll just take him back to his corral in town.
04:19Whoa!
04:20Whoa!
04:20Whoa!
04:21Whoa!
04:21Whoa!
04:22Whoa!
04:22Whoa!
04:23Whoa!
04:24Whoa!
04:25Whoa!
04:26Whoa!
04:27Whoa!
04:28Whoa!
04:29Whoa!
04:30Whoa!
04:30Whoa!
04:34I'm going to make you eat dirt, horse.
04:49What a rider!
04:50Big Ed Edlock stayed on Cyclone for 30 seconds!
04:53A great performance!
04:54Our final competitor is Henry Mitchell!
04:58I don't think I'll be able to ride.
05:00We'll just have to drop out of the competition.
05:03By the way, where's Dennis?
05:05He was right here a second ago.
05:07Ladies and gentlemen, substituting for Henry Mitchell will be his son, Dennis.
05:12Dennis!
05:13What?
05:14What?
05:15You remember me, boy.
05:16Rider number nine, Dennis Mitchell.
05:19Get ready.
05:20Ride!
05:21What a sight!
05:22Dennis is still on Cyclone and it's been more than a minute!
05:26Gee, thanks!
05:27You did great, Dennis!
05:29This is yours.
05:30For the Circle J, Uncle Bud.
06:01It's all worked up with that brat on him.
06:02Hey!
06:03Cut that out, horse!
06:04Cut it out, you dumb horse!
06:05Stop it!
06:06The T-38B is the tent of the future, designed to protect our astronauts on the moon and beyond.
06:13Oh, wow!
06:15Shh!
06:16Dennis!
06:17Now remember, you promised if I took you to work with me, you'd be very quiet.
06:22As you can see, it features a complete telecommunications package, radar and sonar, a full menu of astronauts on the moon and beyond.
06:25The T-38B is the tent of the future, designed to protect our astronauts on the moon and beyond.
06:30Oh, wow!
06:31Shh!
06:32Dennis!
06:33Now remember, you promised if I took you to work with me, you'd be very quiet.
06:38As you can see, it features a complete telecommunications package, radar and sonar,
06:44a full menu of astronaut food tubes, even flares and smoke bombs for emergency situations.
06:50It can withstand anything.
06:52And it's so simple, even a child could operate it.
06:55Just pull the string.
06:57Oh, boy, Dad!
06:58You mean I could go camping in this thing?
07:01I think it's a splendid idea.
07:03Why not let a real child test it out in the rugged wilderness with me?
07:08But, General, Dennis would be more than you bargained for.
07:12Are you trying to say that I am not good enough?
07:16Not at all.
07:17Of course not.
07:18I'm honored.
07:19We're honored.
07:27When can I pull the string, General Crump?
07:29I told you a dozen times, Dennis.
07:31When we get there.
07:33We're here, sir.
07:34Great!
07:35Here goes!
07:36Dennis!
07:37Not yet!
07:38Whoa!
07:39Young man, from now on, you'll wait until I give the orders.
07:40Is that clear?
07:41Sure thing.
07:42You're the General.
07:43Whoa!
07:45Whoa...
07:47Whoa!
07:52Whoa!
08:01Whoa!
08:02what was that the tent has now been deflated huh you just told me two minutes ago it was
08:18inflated what could have happened i'm afraid to guess well corporal what's taking so long
08:26it isn't easy sir with just a bicycle pump never mind the excuses corporal just keep pumping yes sir
08:36can i raise the antenna general crump go ahead i don't see what harm it could do
08:45i didn't say at ease yes sir wow this is really neat
08:53okay dennis now let's send a message attention command center this is general crump
09:10hold everything i'm getting a message what are they saying
09:17try not to make some angry general serge god will win back help
09:30how sir create a diversion quickly yes sir
09:35the situation is now under control we are now about to eat our rations
09:52over and out hi little fella are you hungry
09:56here's some popcorn for you
10:00you must not feed the wildlife it only encourages them to beg for more
10:08whatever you say general sorry fella i'd like to feed you but this guy outranks me
10:16now we'll sample some of this survival food
10:22what would you like chicken stew meatloaf bread pudding
10:28you got any bear food bear food now dennis let's not be silly
10:35Dennis you must really be hungry i can hear your stomach growling
10:43quick dennis give him some popcorn
10:51you said so yourself feeding the wildlife only makes them beg for more
10:58but this time i'm doing the begging
11:02please give him some popcorn
11:06sorry general it's all gone
11:09all our emergency rations gone now what are we gonna do for food
11:38corporal with luck
11:41you bellowed general find us some food on the double
11:46good i like double portions
11:49oh wow we can watch tv
11:56it's not tv dennis it's radar it looks out for intruders
12:01be careful not to leave it on too long dennis
12:04you'll wear out the battery
12:06speaking of batteries mine could use a little recharging
12:14i'm going to get some shut out
12:17i'm going to get somereuil
12:29um
12:30oh
12:35Oh, back already, Corporal?
12:53Oh.
12:58Look!
13:01Corporal Whitlock!
13:05I found some acorns, sir.
13:07Holy cow!
13:18Gosh, it's awful hard to sleep with all the noise you guys are making.
13:22Hey, I never noticed this button before.
13:26I wonder what it does.
13:28That's right. Looks like a forest fire's starting. Better send a water drop to zone 23B, coordinate 19X.
13:41I'm sorry. I have a habit of pushing a button when I see one.
13:54All right, Dennis, but don't touch the buttons anymore. I'd better remind the Corporal to bring some water.
14:01Oh, Corporal Whitlock!
14:04Yes, sir.
14:05Never mind.
14:15What do you mean a forest fire?
14:17Don't worry, Mr. Mitchell. The Forest Service already put it out.
14:21Now, Henry, I'm sure by now they're all warm, cozy, and fast asleep inside their tent.
14:28Gosh, General, I'm glad you're teaching me all this neat survival stuff.
14:34What I wouldn't give for some of that popcorn right about now. Are you sure it's all gone?
14:39Uh-huh. But I brought some marshmallows we can roast.
14:43Marshmallows! Well, what are you waiting for? Commence roasting!
14:50This antenna's perfect. Here, General, you can do it.
15:03Ah, there's something so familiar about that sound.
15:07And there's something familiar about that sound, too.
15:16Here, be my guest.
15:22Now what's going on?
15:24I'm getting some very weird signals. We'd better send in the chopper.
15:31Camping's a lot of fun, isn't it, General?
15:33Ah.
15:37Are you okay down there? You need any help?
15:40No, you can go home. We're doing great!
15:43Don't listen to him! Wait! Stop! Don't leave me with him!
15:46Henry, I'm proud to report that the T-38B tent passed with flying colors.
15:57Hey, that's terrific!
15:59General Crump, though, is another story.
16:02After his night with Dennis, he decided he needs some rest.
16:04That's why he applied for combat duty. Oh boy.
16:10Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
16:12Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
16:13What are you making, PeeBee?
16:23I'm not sure, but I think it's going to change the world.
16:32Well, what do you know?
16:34It grows hair.
16:35Wow!
16:37If this stuff can grow hair on a microscope,
16:40it's sure to grow hair on a bald head.
16:42You're right.
16:44Who do we know who's bald?
16:46Mr. Wilson!
16:53Mr. Wilson, I've got news that's going to make you really happy.
16:58Great. When are you moving?
17:00We're not moving.
17:02PeeBee invented something that grows hair,
17:04and we need to borrow your bald head.
17:07Knowing you, Dennis, it'll probably grow crabgrass instead.
17:11Honest, Mr. Wilson.
17:12It really works.
17:16Just try a couple of drops on your head.
17:19Not a chance.
17:21If this gook grows hair, I'll eat my hat.
17:23That's okay.
17:27After you try it, you won't need a hat.
17:30Dennis, I said no!
17:32Too bad.
17:33We'll never find anybody as bald as Mr. Wilson.
17:37I'd better hurry, or I'll be late for bowling.
17:39What the?
17:40That stuff does grow hair!
17:47What the?
17:49That stuff does grow hair.
17:57Rock on, aha!
17:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:02Oh, yeah, aha.
18:06A full head of hair and enough money to move away from Dennis.
18:11Now, where did those kids go?
18:17I must get that formula from them before some greedy person beats me to it.
18:23Aha!
18:29We'll ask Mr. Cavallini.
18:31Lots of his customers are bald.
18:34Figure out, figure out, figure out, figure out.
18:38Hi, Mr. Cavallini.
18:40Oh, no!
18:42I didn't come for a haircut.
18:44Hebe invented a new hair-growing formula.
18:48We want you to test it on one of your bald customers.
18:51I'm a busy man.
18:53I don't have time for your practical jokes.
18:56Honest, Mr. Cavallini.
18:58It really does grow hair.
19:00Sure it does.
19:02It's no use, Dennis. Let's go.
19:05That's strange. I just swept there.
19:14I think I'm losing my mind.
19:17Looks like we're never going to find someone to experiment on.
19:21Yes.
19:22Oh, how frustrating.
19:24PB, I think this is it.
19:30Hi, lady. What kind of dog is that?
19:34It's a Mexican hairless.
19:36Gee, the poor little thing must be cold.
19:39I can see you like animals.
19:42Yeah, especially bald ones.
19:45Would you watch him while I make a quick phone call?
19:48Sure thing, lady.
19:54Do you think we should?
19:55In the name of science, we must.
20:01Whoa! It works great.
20:05I sure hope the lady likes it.
20:07Pee! My poor baby! What have they done to you?
20:19Oh!
20:21Maybe she'll learn to like it.
20:27There must be somebody who will let us use this formula on them.
20:31Yes, but who?
20:33Dennis!
20:35Phoebe!
20:36Do you still have that hair-growing formula?
20:39Sure, Mr. Wilson. It's right here.
20:42Great! I'll give you $10 for it.
20:45Now, wait.
20:47I'll give you $20.
20:48I'll give you $30.
20:50$40.
20:51$50.
20:53$50!
20:55$50 it is!
20:57Going! Going!
20:59Cabellini!
21:00It's mine!
21:01Mine!
21:02Mine!
21:03Mine!
21:04Mine!
21:06Gone.
21:09Nice going, you guys.
21:11That's all the formula there was.
21:13Oh, no!
21:16Don't cry, Mr. Wilson.
21:18You can buy lots of hats with $50.
21:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:23Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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