00:00Why?
00:01Because it says homework.
00:06I will break that camera.
00:09Because you destroyed my, and this one's mine now.
00:13That doesn't justify, me freaking destroying your TV does not justify you coming in my room and freaking taking my TV.
00:20Oh, does it?
00:20Can you let him do this?
00:22Bill, William, I tried to talk him out of it.
00:24Don't call me, Bill.
00:25I got mixed up.
00:27William, Bill, whatever.
00:29I told him not to do it.
00:30I said, that's not a good idea to take William's TV.
00:34I said, that's not.
00:35Well, it's my TV now.
00:37Yes.
00:37What did I do to you?
00:38You broke my TV!
00:39I know, but I told you, it doesn't justify you coming in my room and stealing this.
00:45And using my Xbox, I didn't have that for three days.
00:49I was tortured enough.
00:51I haven't used it for three days.
00:53It was the most boring three days of my life.
00:56If you busted my TV, I'd get the TV.
00:59Bill, it was a crappy TV anyway.
01:01It broke on the first axe hit.
01:02I guess it was an axe hit.
01:04Bill, he did go three days without the Xbox.
01:07And he did help me with chores, okay?
01:09He's trying.
01:10It was a piece of junk.
01:11Oh, whatever.
01:11It was just a Craigslist television, Bill.
01:14You could get another one from Craigslist.
01:16I was 30 years old, too.
01:18Whatever.
01:19That wasn't really probably the most high-quality TV you've got.
01:22How would you let me do this?
01:24I can't even stop you.
01:25You think I'm going to stop him?
01:26Where was my Xbox the whole time?
01:28I got it.
01:29Right there.
01:31No, he's saying, where was it?
01:33Where did you have it for three days when you took it?
01:35Oh, it was in my truck.
01:37Where are you going?
01:37You did not have this in your truck.
01:39You didn't have it in your truck, Bill.
01:40Good luck playing your Xbox without your controller.
01:45You have my controller?
01:47Yes, I do.
01:48I've got something for you.
01:49Oh, yeah?
01:50We'll see about that.
01:51Where are you going to go with his controller?
01:53I'm leaving.
01:54He's not playing Xbox.
01:55Leaving where?
01:56And that's my TV.
01:57Where are you leaving to?
01:59I'm leaving for the night.
02:00You're going to take the controller with you?
02:02Yes.
02:03I don't take the controller.
02:05I'm taking it.
02:06Bill, he's been trying, okay?
02:08I don't even want to.
02:08You kind of picketed him.
02:10I don't want to hear it.
02:11He's trying.
02:12I don't want to hear it.
02:13Bill, don't just do that.
02:15Yes.
02:15What?
02:16Ow!
02:17You freaking jade man!
02:18What the fuck is your freaking problem?
02:21Freaking jerk!
02:22What the frick?
02:23Oh, my gosh.
02:24William!
02:25Goodness!
02:25Did you?
02:26I could not have hurt that bad.
02:28What the heck?
02:29William!
02:29It's a BB gun.
02:30Good job, bitch!
02:31Oh, my God.
02:32Did he really hit you?
02:33Yes!
02:34He shot me in the butt!
02:36Oh, my God.
02:36William!
02:39It was only a BB gun, right?
02:42It couldn't have gone through your skin!
02:45William!
02:47William!
02:48Yeah.
02:49Where are you going?
02:50Come in here and talk to him.
02:51You just shot him in the butt.
02:53Where are you going?
02:56Go sit down, Bill, okay?
02:58And just put some ice on him.
02:59Where are you going?
03:00You're still leaving?
03:00Where are you going?
03:01You're still leaving?
03:02Where are you going?
03:03I'm leaving.
03:04Ed, you can't go anywhere without your keys.
03:08What are you talking about?
03:09I got my keys.
03:10Oh, are you sure about that?
03:11Yeah.
03:12How about you check?
03:12I don't care.
03:17You locked my truck.
03:19You locked my keys in the truck.
03:23What?
03:23Get back!
03:25William, did you lock his keys in the truck?
03:28William, how's he going to go anywhere?
03:29Oh, my gosh.
03:31Oh, my gosh.
03:31You too.
03:32I locked my freaking keys in the truck.
03:35Bill, you shouldn't go out after he just shot you behind.
03:38I can't freaking stand.
03:39You guys.
03:41Look out.
03:41Listen.
03:43What?
03:43That wasn't good.
03:47I know it was only a BB gun, but...
03:50Yeah, and he acted like it was a...
03:52He acted like I shot him in the back with a...
03:55It's a little creepy.
03:57I don't know.
03:58He's upstairs laying down with an ice pack on his behind.
04:01Just go up and get your stuff, but you two are going to have to figure something out.
04:06All right.
04:07You guys are going to have to work something out here.
04:10He's freaking ridiculous.
04:12He, like, constantly tries to victimize me.
04:15I'm not taking it no more.
04:17I cannot stand it.
04:25Don't freaking take my stuff anymore.
04:27Whatever.
04:28Move your freaking foot.
04:29No.
04:31What's all this freaking tape you have on here?
04:34Bill, does it really hurt that pad?
04:35Yeah.
04:36What is this?
04:37I think you're being a little dramatic.
04:39No.
04:40Just leave me alone.
04:41It was just a little pellet.
04:43Ted, there's no way you're actually sitting there with an ice pack on your butt from a freaking BB gun.
04:49Let me shoot you in the butt.
04:52Come on.
04:53It was not a hard...
04:55It's just a BB gun.
04:58Okay, I'm not saying he had the right to shoot you, but I think that you're overreacting.
05:04He cannot be sitting there.
05:07Maybe it does hurt his behind a little bit, but...
05:10It was just a BB gun.
05:13Let me shoot you in the butt.
05:15Oh, my gosh.
05:17No.
05:18I still don't want to be shot with a freaking BB gun, but there's no way it's still hurting.
05:24Bill, just rest, and we'll think this out overnight and think of what we're going to do.
05:31Maybe somehow you guys can work together, and we'll get a TV from Craigslist somehow,
05:37and maybe we can find someone who can help get those keys out of the car.
05:42He's buying me a TV.
05:43I'm not buying you.
05:44Yes, you are.
05:46We'll talk about it tomorrow.
05:48Just let's rest.
05:51All right, William.
05:55Calm down.
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