00:00Take a Q from the cube, hey it's Q-Bert.
00:08Take a Q, me and you, and Q-Bert, me and you, and Q-Bert, me and you, and Q-Bert, me and you, and Q-Bert.
00:20One-hole Q-Bert, favorite down in Q-Bert.
00:24One-hole Q-Bert, you're my favorite.
00:26One-hole Q-Bert, Q-Bert, you're my favorite.
00:30I'm going to try out for quarterback.
00:46You know it. You can't lose because you've been training hard for the past few months.
00:51Yeah, he's been running and lifting weights and swimming, and I'm going to be Q-Bert's star quarterback.
00:56Don't make me laugh. You're in rotten shape.
01:02Yeah, yeah, don't make me laugh. See, I'm getting old now.
01:06Ah, shut up.
01:09I'm going to beat Q-Bert the fairest way I know how. By cheating.
01:14Watch this.
01:15Hey, Banana Nose, catch!
01:27Nice catch, Q-Bert!
01:28See you at the tryouts, chump.
01:41Nothing's going to stop me from beating that creepy Coily, except maybe this basketball hoop.
01:45The next few tests will determine who's starting quarterback.
01:55Hurry!
01:55Rig up Coily's football with this remote control, while I fill Q-Bert's ball with lead.
02:02Let's see who can pass the farthest. You first, Q-Bert.
02:20Yay, Q-Bert!
02:21Nice going, Green Pop.
02:37You'll have to work on your strength, Q-Bert.
02:44Okay, Carly, it's your turn.
02:47Here's how it's done, Hose Nose.
02:51That's the best pass I've ever seen. Now for some wind sprints.
03:07Ooh, we got to booby trap Q-Bert's lane. You bring the marbles?
03:13Uh, no, I think I lost my marbles.
03:17Ooh, lucky I didn't.
03:21These marbles, I'm really going to trip on a Q-Bert.
03:25Ooh, why?
03:32Ooh, darn it, darn it, darn it.
03:34Take your places.
03:37Happy slippin', er, I mean, runnin'.
03:40He-he-he-he-he-he.
03:42On your marks, get set, go!
03:53Hey, this ain't the way it's supposed to work.
03:58That's the fastest time I've ever seen.
04:01Now let's see how you guys run the ball.
04:03Uh, hello, guys.
04:06Get off the football and hike it to Q-Bert.
04:09He won't get far, cause I'm gonna flatten him.
04:12Hut one, hut two, hut three.
04:16I'm gonna getcha.
04:19No way!
04:22No way!
04:26Yahoo!
04:27Touchdown!
04:32Touchdown, smudge down.
04:33Let's clobber him, guys.
04:38See you later.
04:39I'll lose him in the bleachers.
04:41You've got nowhere to hide, Nozzle Nose.
04:44In that case, get ready for a slippy-doo downpour.
04:50Go ahead, I'm ready for you this time.
05:00You're gonna have to do better than that.
05:02Uh-oh.
05:06Oh, yeah.
05:07I guess I'm the new starting quarterback.
05:13Are you kidding?
05:14You need an army to do it.
05:18The new starting quarterback is Q-Bert.
05:21Q-Bert, yeah, Q-Bert!
05:24Now what?
05:26We're gonna make sure Q-Bert's in no condition
05:28to play in the big homecoming game next Saturday.
05:30Uh, how are we gonna do that?
05:32We'll tire him out at the football rally
05:35the night before the game.
05:37Then you'll be the quarterback.
05:39Oh, yeah!
05:41Oh, yeah!
05:42Oh, ho, ho, ho!
05:50Now we're gonna win the big game tomorrow.
05:52Let's have a little fun, but get home early.
05:54I want you players in great shape.
05:56I'd better loosen up my muscles.
05:58Ah!
05:59Woo-hoo!
06:00Ah!
06:01You go strong!
06:03Hey!
06:08Here's the plan, Viper.
06:09You dance with Cupid till he's all pooped out.
06:12Okay.
06:13He'll never recognize me in this disguise.
06:17And when she gets tired, you guys take over.
06:20Yeah, I'll be careful.
06:21I'm new in town, and I feel like dancing.
06:29Come on, handsome.
06:31Um...
06:32Okay.
06:35If they can dance, so can we.
06:40Why don't you dance, Coily?
06:42Afraid to tire yourself out?
06:44Nah, I just don't have a partner.
06:46Really?
06:47I'll get you.
06:50This is fun!
06:53Hey!
06:54This is dangerous!
06:58This is a good workout for tomorrow's game.
07:05What's wrong, Coily?
07:06No more energy?
07:08Oh, me?
07:09I feel like dancing, but I, uh...
07:11I ran out of girls.
07:12I think it's time for another scheme.
07:26The big game's gonna start in an hour, Coily.
07:29I know.
07:30So get ready to can Cupid.
07:34Here he comes.
07:39Hey!
07:40What's going on?
07:43Hey, hey, let me out of here.
07:45After the game, Zucchini Nose.
07:50Looks like Cupid's not gonna show up.
07:53I'll have to start you as quarterback.
07:56Yay!
07:57Coily!
07:59I'll lead the team to victory, Coach.
08:03That is if I, uh...
08:04If I can stay awake.
08:05We gotta find my brother.
08:07Yeah, I suspect foul play.
08:09Now play.
08:10Let's go.
08:14The game's almost over,
08:15and we haven't found a trace of Q-Bert.
08:18You guys won't get away with holding me here.
08:20It's Q-Bert.
08:21He's in the basement.
08:22Come on.
08:23We'll surprise those sneaky sneaks.
08:25Relax.
08:26No one's gonna help you, cause nobody knows you're here.
08:42Let my brother go!
08:45Yo!
08:46Hey, get off me, you little bat.
08:50Uh-oh.
08:51I think we've had it.
08:52No, we haven't.
08:57Get out of the way, Nosers!
09:01Hurry!
09:02Slam the door and lock it.
09:04Now get me out of here.
09:05Maybe I can still make the game.
09:10Maybe I can still make the game.
09:14Woo-hoo!
09:15Eight foot blink for Q-Bert High with just minutes left to play.
09:18Q-Bert High! Get off and fly!
09:20Q-Bert High! Get off and fly!
09:21Q-Bert High! Get off and fly!
09:22Q-Bert High! Get off and fly!
09:24I'm sure they're gonna fly.
09:26Like, they can hardly crawl.
09:28Uh...
09:29Twenty-four?
09:30Thirty-six?
09:31Uh...
09:32Seventy-eight?
09:41It's Q-Bert's ball on their own thirty-yard line
09:43with forty-five seconds left to play.
09:47Here I am, Coach. Can I play?
09:49We're behind by five points and almost out of time.
09:52Oh, what the heck.
09:53Go in after the next play.
09:55Yippee!
09:58Seventy-four?
09:59Thirty-two?
10:00Forty-seven?
10:01Uh...
10:02Oh, no!
10:08Ladies and gentlemen,
10:10Coily is running the wrong way!
10:16I'm replacing you, Coily.
10:18Good.
10:19I never want to see another football again.
10:21Okay, guys. Let's go all the way.
10:24Go!
10:26Go!
10:27Go!
10:28Go!
10:29Go!
10:30Go!
10:31Go!
10:32Go!
10:33Eighty-two!
10:34Thirteen!
10:35Seventy-eight!
10:36Go!
10:37Go!
10:38Go!
10:39Coobert got the ball.
10:40He's at the quickie.
10:41A thirdie.
10:42He's at midfield!
10:43The 40!
10:44A thirdie!
10:45Why!
10:46He's going to score!
10:47Wee!
10:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
10:49Whoa!
10:50It's over, folks!
10:51It's over, folks!
10:52Q-Berg wins it at the last second by a point!
10:55Yay!
11:02Yay! Where's your Q-Berg?
11:08Well, there's one good thing about being out of the game.
11:11I won't get trampled anymore.
11:21Some days, you just don't pay to be a snake.
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