- 5 months ago
A group of 10 true crime obsessives are invited to the opening of the newly renovated Cold River Motel, the site of a satanic mass murder; history repeats itself when the guests get stranded and start getting knocked off one by one.
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00:00BELL RINGS
00:30Sorry, can we cut?
00:44Can we cut?
00:46Cut!
00:48Hey. Hey, hey, Paige.
00:50Hey, you okay? You okay?
00:52Oh, man, I thought this might be too triggering.
00:54If you need time, you just say the word.
00:55No, no, no, no. I'm fine, really.
00:57You sure?
00:58No, not right now. Thank you.
01:00Karen, what is it? Tell me anything?
01:04I guess I just don't fully understand why Caitlyn is standing here waiting to die.
01:09Okay, okay, but she doesn't die.
01:12She doesn't die, right?
01:14Uh, Emma jumps out at the last second, distracting Baphomet and...
01:18Right, that's my point. Caitlyn doesn't save herself here.
01:20Caitlyn always saves herself.
01:22And after what I've been through, the last thing I would do in her situation
01:26is wait for someone else to save me.
01:32Someone get those writers on set to fix this mess?
01:35Of course. Caitlyn should be saving herself. Duh.
01:38Thank you. This is why you're the queen.
01:42What?
01:54It's a reboot. There's no rules. And you're not the star of it all.
02:00You sure about that?
02:02It's not gonna be a problem. The line comes right here.
02:04No.
02:05Hey, and do me a favor, okay? On the next take, why don't you give me something to work with?
02:09Hold it.
02:12Like you could actually kill someone.
02:18Can't wait to do it again.
02:28Emma, stay back.
02:30Okay, Lynn, I can take you.
02:31And then he'll take you. I've danced this dance more times than I care to remember.
02:34Sorry, I... I'm not shitting on the writers.
02:39No, shit on them. They're garbage. Studio script at the bottom of the barrel.
02:43Okay, I've danced this dance? Who actually talks like that?
02:47Just, uh, corny white guys over 50, apparently.
02:50Exactly. So, can we simplify it?
02:54Yeah.
02:55Like, okay, what if she says, and then he'll take you.
03:01Trust me, Emma, I know what I'm doing.
03:02Mm-hmm.
03:03Right?
03:04Yeah. No, that's a million times better. Straight to the point.
03:07Right?
03:08Because, I mean, that's what it's actually like when your life is on the line.
03:12Sorry, if I'm being a diva expecting rewrites...
03:14Oh, my God. No, no.
03:15I don't want to be proud.
03:16Not at all. Okay.
03:17No, no. We are so lucky to have you know. I just...
03:23I wanted to respect your privacy, but we can actually make this mean something.
03:31Okay? Because you have first-hand knowledge of what it's really like.
03:34That fear, that panic, that real-life hell.
03:37You can mind things.
03:39Every other slasher pretends to get.
03:41So, no, I need to hear your thoughts.
03:44I'm sorry. I should not have asked you to go into that.
03:50No, no. It's not that. It's not what...
03:54I've just never had a director make me feel like an equal before.
03:57Oh.
03:58And not just a pretty face and a pair of tits, you know?
04:02Well, that's a crime. I've always been a fan.
04:04I pitched you for the reboot from day one. Okay?
04:07Wow. Wow.
04:09That's all it took for them to say yes was for me to become a final girl for real.
04:13These just arrived for your picture.
04:16Oh. Thank you so much. These are beautiful.
04:19Yeah. Did you?
04:21No, I didn't.
04:24Saw the news. Break a leg, but not really. You've got enough scars already. Andy.
04:30Andy? From...
04:34Okay, Andy.
04:36Very sweet of him.
04:37Mm-hmm.
04:38So, you can trace a straight line from the comedies of Euripides right up to the slapstick of Chaplin, Keaton and Arbuckle.
04:54But...
04:56Where is it now?
04:57It's, uh, changed genres. Action movies, for sure.
05:01I like this. Tell me how.
05:03Well, it's all violence, right? Like, comedians, just guys hitting each other.
05:07Hmm. Yeah. And the silence, they...
05:09They crank it up.
05:11Chaplin stabbing people with, like, the nastiest pitchforks and following it up with one-liners like action heroes do.
05:18Good. Great lateral thinking.
05:21Let me get to horror.
05:23You're a cri de cour.
05:26But, like, the final girls say the same thing when they kill the masked killer or when the dickhead gets taken down.
05:32Yes, you've said this all before, but we are here to talk comedy.
05:36But, Professor, we are here for your horror of knowledge, sir.
05:41Well, I'm sure you could all transfer out if I'm not matching your expectations.
05:46What? You are an expert in horror and academia in real life.
05:50Why are you pretending like that's not true?
05:53What do you want, hmm?
05:55What do you mean?
05:56No, what do you want, hmm?
05:58You obsessive idiot.
05:59What, you want a goddamn autograph?
06:01What, you want some grisly tidbit to... to feed into your death fetish?
06:06Because humanity's saddest and worst instinct excites you?
06:10Is that what you want?
06:16Hey, that's mine.
06:19Alright, get out, everyone.
06:21We're done for the day.
06:23I will be speaking to the head of English about this.
06:29Asshole.
06:31Hi, Andy. Come in.
06:44We're the hostess.
06:45Thank you so much.
07:00Can I take your coat?
07:02Uh, sure, thanks.
07:04Look, sorry, sending those flowers was weird.
07:09I know I should've reached out before now.
07:11Okay, sorry.
07:12Can I start, please?
07:14Yeah.
07:17I'm the asshole here.
07:19And you weren't weird at all.
07:21You are not an asshole.
07:23Sending those flowers was so thoughtful,
07:25and I could say that I was just so busy with the movie
07:28that I forgot to say thank you, but I just...
07:31I get it.
07:32I mean, you just wanted to put it behind you.
07:34That might sound more believable
07:35if I wasn't lying Caitlin again.
07:37Hey, it's your job.
07:38There's no judgment.
07:40Maybe a little judgment.
07:42Maybe.
07:43It's fine.
07:44It's natural.
07:45We often make a living.
07:46Yeah.
07:50Anyways, um, we wrapped a few months ago,
07:53and there's actually a screening tomorrow night.
07:55Oh.
07:56And instead of avoiding you,
07:59I thought not only do I want to say thank you
08:02for the flowers with dinner and reconnect,
08:05but I thought you probably saw that the premiere's coming up
08:08as part of the Spine Chiller Showcase.
08:10My algorithms wouldn't let me forget.
08:12Yeah, well, it's your part of the news cycle.
08:14Good luck escaping it.
08:18I thought maybe you want to come with me as my date.
08:22And look, I promise it's nothing crazy, okay?
08:25I swear, there's no red carpet.
08:27It's just a genre critic sneak peek at a small venue,
08:31and I would really love you to see you with me.
08:33I think you'd really appreciate what the filmmaker's done here.
08:36I really do. I mean it.
08:38Yeah, he's taking a lot of my input,
08:41and it's more than just your standard slasher flick.
08:45It is.
08:47Uh, can I...
08:49Can I think on it?
08:50Yeah.
08:51You can even say no, and I'd understand.
08:56Oh, shit.
08:57The stove. One sec.
09:00Uh...
09:02Can I help?
09:03No, no, no.
09:04Um, you know what?
09:05Just open the wine.
09:06The glasses and the opener are on the credenza.
09:12Yeah, saddle's never been a word to describe the Doom Service merch.
09:16You could kill someone with this.
09:18And Caitlyn did, in Doom Service 3, peephole.
09:21I hope you like stir fry.
09:24It was supposed to be beef stew, but I waited too long to start cooking,
09:28and I didn't want to serve you shoe leather.
09:30Uh, you know, we could have ordered in.
09:32Still can if this is too much.
09:34No, you and I need something extra normal.
09:37And cooking really chills me out.
09:39Oh, cheers.
09:40Cheers.
09:43You know, the way you spoke about Doom Service, I gotta say, I didn't expect all this.
09:53Those films were my life since I was a teen, and now they are again.
09:58Which is, uh, I'll admit, a surprise.
10:02For me too.
10:05I said no, and then I said no again.
10:08And the third time I said no, they promised me I'd be a part of the entire new trilogy.
10:13An offer you couldn't refuse.
10:15Yeah.
10:17I wanna act, and if they're gonna give me a say in the kind of stories we tell,
10:21then maybe I just need to embrace it.
10:24Right?
10:30Don't worry, okay?
10:32What would I have to worry about?
10:34After what we went through?
10:36Ah, well, you and shovels, maybe.
10:40And bathtubs.
10:41Don't forget bathtubs.
10:44Oh, how could I forget?
10:51So, how about you?
10:52How have the past few months been?
10:54And again, I'm sorry that I didn't check in, okay?
10:57Stop apologizing.
10:58Seriously.
10:59If there's a correct way to maintain a friendship forged in the crucible of mass murder, I don't know it.
11:06The crucible of mass murder.
11:08Who is that brain of yours?
11:10Tell me they've given you full tenure.
11:12Oh, well, I would need a PhD for that.
11:15But you specialize in true crime entertainment, or however you put it.
11:18And you're the survivor of the most infamous killing sprees since the Manson murders.
11:23That should at least qualify you for an honorary PhD, or at the very least a humongous raise.
11:29Oh, no.
11:30Right?
11:31Well, life after Cold River has not been as lucrative for me as it has for you.
11:36So I was not trying to shame you with that.
11:39I'm glad you're doing well.
11:41We both deserve some kind of happiness after all that.
11:44It's just, uh...
11:47What?
11:50You can tell me anything.
11:52Hey, if there's anyone who's gonna get you or me, it's us.
11:58Sometimes I feel like I'm still there.
12:02Like something's unresolved.
12:06Do you ever feel like that?
12:07No.
12:08What if we miss something?
12:09Like...
12:11I don't know.
12:12Floyd and Shirley?
12:13How do we know for sure it was them?
12:15Because they killed everyone in that exact same spot 30 years ago.
12:17Yes, 30 years ago.
12:18When they were younger and stronger and...
12:21Kawaiian.
12:23He was a big guy.
12:25He could take care of himself.
12:26You honestly believe that Floyd got the better of him?
12:28Well, maybe it wasn't Floyd.
12:29With Shirley?
12:30That's even more unlikely.
12:32Not if he didn't see it coming, and he wouldn't have.
12:33Shirley pretended to be so nice.
12:35She got so close to me, and one stab in the neck is all it would have taken.
12:38Hey, listen.
12:39If we had missed anything, the police would have found it by now.
12:42Unless they weren't looking.
12:44And why would they?
12:45I don't know.
12:46I don't know.
12:47I don't know.
12:48I don't know.
12:49I don't know.
12:50I don't know.
12:51I don't know.
12:52I don't know.
12:53I don't know.
12:54I don't know.
12:55I don't know.
12:56I don't know.
12:57Okay.
12:58And why would they?
12:59Floyd and Shirley, they tick all the boxes.
13:01It's easy.
13:02It shuts it down.
13:03They tick all the boxes because they're guilty.
13:06Not you.
13:07Not me.
13:08Not some stranger in the woods.
13:10Them.
13:12Okay.
13:13You know what?
13:14Let's go through all the murders.
13:16Okay?
13:18Hemingway.
13:19They could have easily been the ones to boil him to death in the sauna.
13:22Are you sure?
13:23I mean, they'd just arrived.
13:24They'd already been there an hour by then, and they knew the hotel's layout.
13:28Portia and Crow, anyone could have killed them.
13:31Floyd, he took part in killing Ruby and he loved it.
13:35Kawaii, and I still think it was Shirley the way she was sucking up to him.
13:38And Adriana, we were all in our separate rooms when she died, so they could have snuck out unnoticed easily.
13:44And when Blake was killed, same thing.
13:46Not to mention, I found Floyd and Shirley the next morning surrounded by the poor guy's remains and the cherry on time.
13:51They tried to frame you.
13:52Well, they did a pretty good job of that.
13:55Andy, listen.
13:58What you're feeling is not doubt.
14:01It's trauma.
14:03We lived in a fearful state for days, trapped, while we watched people die horrible deaths.
14:08You seem fine.
14:11Don't believe it.
14:13I've been keeping busy.
14:15And the movie will keep me busy until we're out in theaters.
14:18And then maybe I'll fall apart after that.
14:20Or maybe I won't, ever.
14:22Who knows?
14:25I do feel a strange victory over those two, though.
14:29And if the killer had gotten away.
14:30Dude, that's my worry.
14:32Always.
14:33Then I would be looking out the window all the time.
14:35But we did it, Andy.
14:37We put those two assholes in the ground.
14:40So please, please try and be happy, okay?
14:43Try and be happy about everything we have that we feared we'd lose.
14:47We owe that to the rest of them.
14:50Right?
14:52Right.
14:54Yeah.
14:55You're right.
15:03Something's still bothering you?
15:06Hey, there's no secrets between us.
15:09You kept me sane and you didn't have to, so...
15:12Please let me help you.
15:18I just want to preface this by saying...
15:21I know people do things that don't make sense.
15:24Yeah, obviously.
15:25I mean, I almost took a bath with a crazy lady.
15:27I didn't know, so...
15:29Come on.
15:30What's the question?
15:33Okay, fine.
15:36The drop-down ceiling in your room.
15:38After Floyd and Shirley, before the police arrived,
15:41I saw a stain.
15:44It was a blood stain.
15:47And?
15:48I looked behind the ceiling tile and I...
15:56I found a heart.
15:58What?
16:00Portia's.
16:01I guess.
16:03Like you'd hidden it as some sort of trophy or something.
16:06I have no idea what you're talking about.
16:08I saw it with my own eyes, Paige.
16:11Okay, so denying it, you can't because I know what I saw.
16:15Well, I know what I didn't hide in my goddamn ceiling, Andy.
16:18Come on.
16:20I mean, could Adriana have done it maybe?
16:23Or Crow is some kind of, like, wacky magic thing?
16:26But me?
16:27Then why was it there?
16:29And how did it get there?
16:30I didn't put it there.
16:31Portia definitely didn't.
16:32But Floyd and Shirley, maybe it was some kind of ritual thing or...
16:37Or maybe the same way that they hid that book in your room.
16:41They hid Portia's heart and mind so that they could frame me if framing you didn't pan out.
16:46Of course.
16:58Framing me actually makes a lot of sense, yeah.
17:03God, I'm so...
17:05You're right, I'm so sorry.
17:07So you thought I was collecting body parts like a serial killer and you still came to meet me for dinner?
17:11Honestly, I didn't know what to think.
17:13Why didn't you go to the police with this?
17:14I couldn't.
17:15Why if you thought I was some sick psychopath?
17:17Because...
17:18Why?
17:19I knew I had to protect you.
17:29Even if I put it there, you wouldn't know I was the real killer.
17:37Even then.
17:45I knew she was too well.
17:59I didn't know it was that bad.
18:00Sorry.
18:01I didn't know it was that bad.
18:02I didn't know it was that bad.
18:04I didn't know it was but my fault was the same thing.
18:06I didn't know it was.
18:07Oh, no.
18:09Oh, no.
18:11Oh, no.
18:13Oh, no.
18:15Oh, no.
18:17Oh, no.
18:19Oh, no.
18:21Oh.
18:23Oh.
18:25Oh.
18:27Oh.
18:35Remember that, Wilma ride out?
18:37The hearse?
18:39Yeah, it's hard to forget.
18:41It was so
18:43ridiculously over the top.
18:47Arriving at that stupid motel.
18:49I hated it.
18:51I hated myself.
18:53I hated how I caved
18:55for the money.
18:57Yeah, how much did I pay you?
18:59Not enough.
19:01I needed it, trust me.
19:03Everyone else was just
19:05so weird and pleasant and self-involved.
19:09And opportunistic.
19:11And we weren't.
19:13And we were different.
19:15I was there for research,
19:17and despite your payday,
19:19you seemed to be there to atone
19:21for your part in things.
19:23That's a way of putting it, I guess.
19:25Maybe.
19:27It ended up that way in the end.
19:29Maybe that's why we survived.
19:31Because we didn't deserve
19:33to be killed.
19:37There's no moral code.
19:39We survived because
19:41we worked together,
19:43and we beat those psychos.
19:45If they killed you, I don't know what I'd do.
19:47We wouldn't be doing this, that's for sure.
19:49True.
19:51What's that they say about the connection
19:53between death and sex?
19:55No, this is different.
19:59I'm glad I found you.
20:01Glad I found you too.
20:09So, tonight, you never gave me an answer.
20:13I mean, I'm kind of a completionist,
20:16and I have seen all the other movies.
20:18Yeah!
20:21Now, okay, if you get freaked out,
20:23all you have to remember is that the blood
20:24is just food coloring and corn syrup,
20:27and all the knives are made out of rubber paint.
20:29Can you tell me what I'm in store for,
20:32at least, thought-wise?
20:33I mean, they're gonna incorporate
20:35Floyd and Shirley, right?
20:36And if you're still alive, let me guess.
20:40After being murdered in the last movie,
20:42Caitlyn is brought back by some kind of spell,
20:47and so now she has her own supernatural powers,
20:50the perfect match against Baphomet.
20:53And since it's a trilogy,
20:55it appears like she vanquishes Baphomet,
20:58except right at the end,
21:00he lurches on, alive again.
21:03I'm close, right?
21:05No.
21:06Not human.
21:07Are you sure you want me to spoil it?
21:09Yes.
21:10Okay.
21:11So, first off, only Doom Service 1 and 2
21:13are considered canon now.
21:14Everything after them never happened,
21:16so this is really more like a new DS3,
21:18and Caitlyn is just still alive.
21:20I hate that.
21:22No, that's such a disservice to the franchise.
21:25This is the guy crapping all over them.
21:27No, I only took issue with the real-life aspects.
21:30They distorted.
21:31The movies themselves are actually kind of fun.
21:33Okay.
21:34Can I get that on record?
21:36I don't know.
21:37They're supposed to be fun.
21:39But I guess all those endless sequels
21:41weren't exactly cinematic gems.
21:43No, but they have no charms.
21:45So this must take place years later then.
21:48Yeah.
21:49And since it's a reboot and not just a sequel,
21:51and this is what really sold me,
21:53we discovered that Caitlyn actually has a daughter.
21:56Someone young and hot to draw on all the fanboys.
22:00Real Caitlyn didn't have a daughter.
22:02No, but everyone loves a final girl,
22:04and now they have two.
22:05And if that wasn't enough,
22:06we discovered that Baphomet is actually Caitlyn's first husband.
22:10She really broke his heart when she left him for that Joey dude.
22:13Okay, but the ex-husband in real life was cleared.
22:16I mean, not after being hounded into an early grave.
22:19Well, this ain't real life.
22:20And in our movie, he is alive and back for revenge.
22:23I really have to hand it to the team.
22:25Clutches at the heart strings.
22:27No, clutches at the purse strings.
22:29I can't believe they're mining a horrible tragedy all over again.
22:32Andy, just watch it tonight, okay?
22:36See what you think.
22:38Because if it does well, critically and at the box office,
22:41this could mean an entirely revived career for me.
22:44I could get some amazing parts and put Caitlyn behind me,
22:47and everything that we went through would have almost been...
22:50Worth it?
22:55Why don't we grab some sleep, okay?
22:58It's gonna be a long night.
23:00From Nick and Sam at Shudder to David at Hollywood Suite,
23:16we all knew the only way we could make the new doomed service slay
23:21was if we stuck to the OG history of the crazy murders
23:26that made these movies what they are.
23:29And that is the bloodiest, raunchiest horror sleaze flicks around.
23:35Yes!
23:36So, if you really want that gross-out gore, that crazy violence,
23:49and that yummy tingle down there, I know you do,
23:53then you gotta cast someone who can run in a G-string and heels
23:56and strut blood like a second skin.
23:59Yeah, I'm talking about a gal who is always too hot to die,
24:04the number one sleaze queen in the world,
24:07Paige Harper.
24:14I love you!
24:16Thank you guys so much for being here.
24:19Thank you, Erin.
24:20Yeah.
24:21I'm really glad my mom's not here to hear me describe like that.
24:23I know you all know that I had to take a little break,
24:29a chance to sit a doomed service out.
24:31There was only so much blood this gal could have gushed on her.
24:37But after I lived through the real Cold River Massacre,
24:41I realized something.
24:43I am Caitlin.
24:45No, no, I'm better.
24:47Because this mama didn't die.
24:49And armed with that experience,
24:51I knew deep down in my blood-soaked heart
24:54that I had to come back to my doomed service family
24:56and kick some baff of my butt,
24:58because Caitlin is...
25:00Say it with me now, please.
25:02Caitlin is...
25:04Do what to die!
25:07Okay, yeah.
25:10It's important.
25:11Yeah, okay.
25:12One more thing.
25:13I think you deserve to hear it from me here first.
25:15Not only is Caitlin back,
25:17you get to have her for three horny blood-soaked movies.
25:22Here comes Caitlin.
25:24Yes.
25:26Yeah.
25:27We are indeed.
25:28We are indeed doing a trilogy.
25:30Yes.
25:31But what none of you know
25:34is that Caitlin had a daughter.
25:37We were going to surprise you during the screening,
25:40but the cat's out of the bag.
25:42So, let's welcome to the stage,
25:44Paula Lynn!
25:57I present you our next sitting lady,
26:00Caitlin's long, long daughter, Emma!
26:05Emma!
26:20Oh, my.
26:22I have to say,
26:24being drenched in your love
26:25is almost as good as being drenched in blood.
26:35She's coming this way.
26:42She's coming this way!
26:50Hey, look!
26:52Come down there!
27:05Fight me, Baphomet!
27:11That's right, I'm back!
27:15And I hate to break it to you, but you're not too off to die!
27:23You know, for an archdemon in the underworld, you sure are dumb.
27:27Because I want my soul machete back.
27:31And she's corny for demon guns!
27:35No!
27:37No!
27:41No!
27:45Oh my god!
27:49No!
27:55No!
27:57that was not what we shot they told me I'd be in all three but they chopped my goddamn head off
28:15using a body double and they didn't even have the guts to call me in for a reshoot which which
28:20tells you how shifty it all is right I know it doesn't feel like it but you wanted to put
28:23Kayla behind you on my terms Andy mine how was that do you know how humiliating that was to have
28:35my part reduced to a tiny bit like that you lied to me no yes you did you lied yes you did lie and
28:40you promised me I promised you I would do all I could we all did okay but when we tested the movie
28:45Paula Lind was just she was she's off the charts I had that audience eating out of the palm of my
28:51hands yes and you're gonna bring them back okay but she's gonna make them stay she's she's a star
28:57I'm sorry
29:04well you will be all of you because you're gonna be getting calls from my agents and my lawyers
29:13okay no yeah you you do whatever you have to do oh wow Andy uh it is such an honor get the fuck out of
29:31my face asshole
29:32let's get out of here do what go where go go go back to my apartment and stare at a phone that's
29:49ever gonna be good for this garbage no I'm not I'm not Andy just like you're not too good for your
29:54college then who am I I'm a poor Kayla if I'm not a god damn final girl
30:01I promise you mama
30:20Bethany may have gotten away but I will avenge your death
30:27you okay
30:37might as well see what stupid thing they do to my severed head
30:43you may have just found it but now I'll never forget
30:55no one will
31:13gotcha
31:22that's the real Caitlin
31:26did they put her in the movie
31:29I don't know
31:30I just can't believe this is my life
31:35oh my god
31:35you and your end
31:39I'm sad
31:41the video you mean when I'm so happy I might break
31:46the most beautiful woman in the world
31:49you are a flatter
31:52these are cold hard facts people
31:56those are the real photos
32:01these photos
32:07I mean
32:08maybe
32:10this crime scene photographer is a wizard
32:14he's an artist
32:15can you believe this
32:16that's Blake
32:17that's Adriana
32:21Jesus
32:22what the hell is going on
32:24that bastard
32:26where is he
32:35he needs to turn the shit off
32:36hey where is the projection booth
32:41did you take our crime scene photos
32:42and put them in the movie
32:42I don't want that crap in the movie
32:44do you know where the booth is
32:45shouldn't it be over there
32:46I'm gonna go look for the lights
32:49okay
32:49hey open the door
33:04get that out of my eyes
33:10what I like about murder art is
33:39it's that
33:40staring at a car crash impulse
33:43and let's admit
33:45there's a killer in all of us
33:47right
33:48wait
33:58wait
34:00uh
34:08uh
34:11uh
34:14uh
34:15uh
34:19uh
34:22uh
34:27uh
34:28Oh, my God.
34:34You were back there.
34:52Back there, alone with Aaron.
34:54And so were you.
34:55Stay back.
34:56Stay back.
34:58Paige, I didn't do this.
35:00Then who did?
35:01This was your plan all along, wasn't it?
35:04Get us up there.
35:05Cut us off.
35:06Pick us off one by one.
35:07So I could go to jail for the rest of my life?
35:08No, because them Floyd and Shirley showed up.
35:10Which I had nothing to do with.
35:12And you got them to take the blame for you.
35:14Even asking me about that heart in my ceiling.
35:16Just to throw me off your scent.
35:19Your descent?
35:21You killed everyone to make yourself irrelevant again, but then you found out you got killed
35:26off and, oh, you didn't like that, so your true colors came out.
35:29I'm not a murderer.
35:31No, you're an actor.
35:33What are you doing?
35:35I'm making sure he's okay.
35:37You sliced him with a machete.
35:38Of course he's not okay!
35:40What were you trying to prove?
35:44With those bits you added at the end, huh?
35:47How could I pull that off?
35:48Well, you interviewed everyone involved with the movies.
35:49Maybe you were pals with the editor?
35:50Was he a dead dude?
35:51I'm not going to let you turn me into one of your cover stories.
35:54I read everything you've written on these movies and the murders.
35:55You know, because I always interested in getting into those stories.
35:56I'm not going to let you turn me into one of your cover stories.
35:57I read everything you've written on these movies and the murders.
36:02You know, because I always interested in getting to know the guy who saved my life.
36:19You were pretty damn obsessive, Andy.
36:23From the woman who lives and breathes the only character she's ever played?
36:28Was so much so that she goes on some method slaughter fest?
36:33Any actor worth their salt can sense how their scene partner's doing.
36:39And you, you held your breath every time Caitlyn was on screen.
36:44Every time.
36:46Because I've never seen those videos before.
36:48Bullshit.
36:51They're from your sick little personal collection, aren't they?
36:59You in love with her?
37:00No.
37:01No?
37:02If you didn't show up with your wine and talk a good game just so you could fuck the fake Caitlyn?
37:06Shut your dirty goddamn mouth!
37:08Bullseye.
37:11The real Caitlyn was nothing like you.
37:16You've turned her into a bloody softcore wet t-shirt joke.
37:22She was a special woman and it was obvious from those videos.
37:27They were a private glimpse into a woman you've disrespected.
37:30And for you to make that some cheap and sexual thing.
37:34Oh my god.
37:36Oh my god.
37:37Oh my god.
37:42You weren't in love with her.
37:46I did.
37:47I did love her.
37:52She was your mother.
37:53Mom.
37:54That's why you killed everyone.
38:06You killed everyone.
38:07No I didn't.
38:08Same way you drowned Shirley.
38:10Chopped Floyd's head off with a goddamn shovel.
38:15It was you.
38:17Just like you would do to anyone that didn't worship you.
38:38You.
38:44Oh my god.
38:49Andy.
38:50I'm sorry.
38:51I'm sorry.
38:52I'm sorry.
38:53I'm so sorry.
38:54I'm sorry.
38:55I'm so sorry.
38:56You gave me no choice.
39:01He must have hated me.
39:02He must have hated me from playing her.
39:05I hated that.
39:07Everyone thought she was shit.
39:09I know.
39:11But then you.
39:13You.
39:15Let me change.
39:18My mind about you.
39:24I'm so sorry.
39:25I'm so sorry.
39:26I never considered how much those movies better.
39:29Everyone in either room came in.
39:31I'm so sorry for my part.
39:32I'm so sorry.
39:33Please.
39:34Please.
39:35Please.
39:36Please.
39:37Everyone freeze.
39:38Now.
39:39You have to believe me.
39:40You have to believe me.
39:41You have to believe me.
39:42Please.
39:43Please.
39:44Don't move.
39:45Let me see your hands.
39:46Hands.
39:47Help me.
39:49Andy.
39:50She's trying to kill me.
39:51Andy.
39:52No.
39:53No.
39:54She killed him.
39:55And everyone at the Cold River Motel.
39:56Jesus Andy.
39:57Tell them the truth.
39:59Drop it.
40:00Not the knife!
40:01And the knife.
40:02Not the knife!
40:03Not the knife!
40:04Ah!
40:23Is that worth it?
40:29I know a girl.
40:34See you at home.
41:04Hey, Katie. We're so glad to have you audition for Doom Service Hell Motel. Have a seat. We'll do a couple of takes.
41:17Okay. Rolling, rolling. Standby. And action.
41:29I think a slow return is good. And Karna, can we punch in a little bit more?
41:34100%.
41:35Close. Real close. That's it. Thank you.
41:39See you in hell.
41:42Can we do one more? I'd love to have the eyes that are just dead.
41:46Okay.
41:47Yeah, just take your time. I love it.
41:57See you in hell.
42:09And scene. That's it. Great work, Katie.
42:15You think so?
42:16Yeah.
42:17I hope so. I would literally go for this part.
42:39I'll share the story.
42:41Bye.
42:43Bye.
42:45Bye.
42:49Bye.
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