00:00Well, hello baby girl, how are you today?
00:03So good!
00:04It's Christmas Eve!
00:06Oh yeah, that.
00:07Your child loves Christmas.
00:08Just have fun.
00:10Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
00:12Dad, isn't that nice?
00:14You sound like wounded ducks.
00:18And what was that?
00:20Do you mind telling me what you're doing in my chimney?
00:22Can you see me?
00:24What's your name?
00:25My name is Nicholas Sinterklaas.
00:28What is this?
00:29Oh, the carrots.
00:30The missus said I need to eat healthier
00:31so she'd think this would wing me off the cookies.
00:34Hasn't worked so far.
00:36If you're really Santa, tell me what Charlotte wants for Christmas.
00:38She wants a pretend make-up kit and a scooter.
00:41He's right, see Dad?
00:43I've never met an eight-year-old girl
00:44that did not want a pretend make-up set.
00:48And who are they?
00:49He looks like a snowman and an elf and a nutcracker.
00:518K every Tuesday at my house.
00:53Got a dad?
00:54Yes!
00:55Oh no!
00:56What is going on?
00:57Those bad guys are after my naughty and nice list.
00:58But I got some associates here.
01:00Eddie's a nun, believe me.
01:01Really?
01:02Oh, claustrophobic.
01:03I'm sorry, what?
01:04Claustrophobic.
01:05Fear of Santa Claus.
01:07That's ludicrous.
01:09I get it.
01:09You don't believe, but I have to deliver Christmas gifts tonight.
01:13Dad, we need to help him.
01:15Where are you guys?
01:16We're at Santa Claus and he sweats glitter.
01:18And there's these people and they aren't actually elves.
01:20Bring my child.
01:22Why don't you have a white beard?
01:24I dyed it.
01:24If I want to look younger, I deserve that.
01:27How can these two outfox us?
01:29Outrun us?
01:31All I want to do is to have you start believing again.
01:36What you're about to witness is a sleigh being pulled by eight beautiful reindeers.
01:43It's Miss Panda Bluetooth.
01:47Who do you work for?
01:48Some people think I work for Mother Nature or Father Time.
01:50Recently, everybody thinks I work for Beyoncé.
01:52But no, every married man would understand me.
01:54I work for Mrs. Claus.
01:56It's Santa Claus and he sweats glitter.
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