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00:00This is the deadliest boss in all of Minecraft.
00:03Oh, what is this?
00:05Yeah!
00:07And I challenge these YouTubers to team up against him and many more.
00:11You guys get to choose what goes up against my bosses, but up first,
00:15Quackity, you're the first for Team YouTube against my mutated, disgusting-looking zombie.
00:22What the heck is that?
00:24And since he's the weakest of all the bosses, you're only allowed to fight it with an iron sword.
00:28What?
00:29The fight starts now!
00:31Oh!
00:33Oh my god, it's flying! It's literally flying!
00:35What am I supposed to do with an iron sword?
00:37Hit him!
00:39Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:41I actually feel bad. What the heck?
00:43Oh my god!
00:45It's tornadoing!
00:47He's a Beyblade!
00:49Oh my god! Hey, this is so OP!
00:51He took like a third of your health!
00:53This is not fair at all!
00:55And it flies, dude!
00:57You just gave me an iron sword!
00:59This is insane!
01:01I mean, it does not help to be missing bow and arrow shots.
01:05Oh my god!
01:07It's like spinning towards me, dude!
01:09This is so OP! How is this even fair?
01:11He is not far enough for you to be missing shots, man!
01:15Shut up!
01:17I got him down to half health!
01:19Oh, you don't want to be under him!
01:23Oh my god! Oh, that hurt!
01:25This is closer than I thought it was going to be, to be fair.
01:27What do you mean? What are you talking about?
01:29Why do you have such little faith in me?
01:31Oh, no!
01:33It just threw me away!
01:35This guy kind of looks like Shrek, now that I think about it.
01:39When did zombies learn to do that?
01:41Alright, goodbye!
01:43Yes!
01:45Quackity!
01:47Goodbye, idiot!
01:49Congratulations, you got Team YouTube their first point!
01:51You gotta stop letting everybody tell you how bad
01:53you are at Minecraft, because you are great!
01:57Alright, Bionic!
01:59This is my piglin army!
02:01What?!
02:03Yeah, one of them is a little supersized, so I hope that's not too frightening.
02:05No, no, no, he looks very friendly!
02:07Not to your team!
02:09Which could be one of three things?
02:11Do you want to be the mages,
02:13horse knights,
02:15or military soldiers?
02:17I think the only thing that can cut this guy's
02:19big, bubbly knees are some horse
02:21knighters.
02:23You think these tiny knights are gonna take out my giant piglin?
02:25Size doesn't matter!
02:27I believe in my knights!
02:29They're like haunted by Herobrine?
02:31Oh no, it's actually over.
02:33Well, let's see if Herobrine's gonna help him here!
02:35Let's begin the battle!
02:37Oh my goodness!
02:39Oh my god, you're charging!
02:41Yeah, get him!
02:43We're eating porkchop tonight!
02:45They're having difficulties on the stairs, though!
02:47What?!
02:49Yo, my guys are just getting one shot!
02:53Oh my god, no way!
02:55Oh, there we go, now we're doing damage!
02:57They're slicing some of my guys like ten at a time!
02:59And my boss guy
03:01is stomping on his own people!
03:03Cut their heads off!
03:05Oh my gosh, yo, we got another mini-pipe over here!
03:07Yeah, they split up!
03:09I feel like it's better for me if you guys split up,
03:11because if you stay all together,
03:13then my guy's gonna keep just stomping his own team right now!
03:15Guys, you gotta stick together!
03:17I actually can't tell who's winning!
03:19It seems like everybody has a lot of health!
03:21Oh, these guys are just going three-on-one against him!
03:23Uh-oh, Carl, look what I just picked up!
03:25What'd you pick up?
03:27It's over, bro!
03:29No! That is not a good sign!
03:31There's some bacon!
03:33Oh my god, wait, we're actually getting destroyed!
03:35Yeah, wait, oh my gosh!
03:37They're starting to fall apart!
03:39Can I interfere?
03:41Yeah! I broke his knees!
03:43That's crazy, you just chopped him straight in the ass!
03:45And you're catching up! Your team is literally catching up right now!
03:47Come on, Knights!
03:49For Team YouTube!
03:51I gotta win that one for my team!
03:55Oh my gosh, you took the lead!
03:57Carl, take the knife!
03:59Take one of my guys out!
04:01This one!
04:03No, not Gilbert!
04:05He has three families, come on!
04:07I can't hit him! He's too fast!
04:09He's running away from you!
04:11This is tragic, man!
04:13Team Carl's about to be cooked!
04:15Oh my god, oh my god!
04:17Wait, I see a lot of my guys popping, though!
04:19No way, no way, no way!
04:21Right now, it's a 2v1 right here!
04:23Dude, I'm seeing a lot of limbs!
04:25Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of limbs, and I'm seeing the health bars start to equal again!
04:27No, no, come on, guys!
04:29Team YouTube might be cooked!
04:31Think of your king! Think of your king, King Bonk!
04:33Wait, there's only five Knights left!
04:35Come on, guys!
04:37It ain't over yet!
04:39This might be it!
04:41There's two people left!
04:43No, I really wanted bacon!
04:45No!
04:47Dude, that was so close!
04:49Well, Bionic?
04:51I'm below you!
04:53Hello!
04:55They might be pigs,
04:57but it looks like Team YouTube's turned into
04:59Team Bacon, more like!
05:01I don't know!
05:03I guess no bacon for me!
05:05Yay!
05:07You shouldn't be, because Team Carl just got a point,
05:09and we're on to the next round!
05:15Alright, Kreek,
05:17it's up to you. Are you going to go with the Colossal Spider,
05:19the Mutant Pillager,
05:21or the Mutant Skeleton?
05:23Okay, here's the thing.
05:25I'm scared of spiders, so I'm going to go with the spider.
05:27You want to be scared of the monster you pick?
05:29Well, if I'm scared of it,
05:31then you might be scared of it, too.
05:33Oh!
05:36My spider!
05:38I guess he meant spiders!
05:40Gosh!
05:42It's like I'm in Australia!
05:44Alright, Kreek, let's see
05:46if your 250 Mutant Spiders
05:48are going to beat my Parasitic Beast!
05:50Let's do this!
05:52Begin!
05:54Oh, here he goes!
05:56What is this?
05:58He came out of the cave
06:00with an attitude!
06:02Come on, spiders, there's 250 of you
06:04Are they all going to attack?
06:06Oh, they are!
06:08They're not doing much damage, though.
06:10Oh, he only hit like 6 of them right there!
06:12Got to bring it home for Team YouTube!
06:14Oh!
06:16He just spit acid everywhere!
06:18What the heck?
06:20Oh!
06:22He's retreating, dude! Chill!
06:24Oh, wait, that was a good hit!
06:26Dude, your beast isn't doing so hot right now,
06:28I'm going to be honest with you.
06:30That was a great hit!
06:32He's starting to get back in there!
06:34Oh, he just took out a bunch!
06:36Oh, shoot, that's not good!
06:38What is he doing?
06:40He just lit all of them on fire!
06:42It's not looking good
06:44for Team YouTube right now!
06:46Wait, they're doing a lot of damage, though.
06:50Oh, he's charged up, he's about to do a Kamehameha!
06:52Oh my gosh!
06:54What in the Dragon Ball Z?
06:56Dude, that is so OP, oh my God!
06:58Oh my God, he just killed
07:0025 of them!
07:02Oh my God, dude!
07:06You're down to 110!
07:08He's almost at half,
07:10and you have about half your spiders left.
07:12That ability is too OP,
07:14we've got to nerf that.
07:16Down to 80,
07:18but they just did a lot of damage to him.
07:20I think that move actually does damage against himself as well,
07:22to be fair.
07:24I think I'm actually in the lead here.
07:26Oh, never mind.
07:28That was a devastating blow.
07:30Oh, not that thing.
07:32This might be the difference right here.
07:34Stop doing that!
07:3614 spiders, 13!
07:38Oh shoot!
07:40Oh my gosh, it's going to come down to it!
07:42Oh no!
07:44This might do it, this might end it!
07:46Is it going to be a point?
07:48Stay alive, you got this, stay alive!
07:50The last two are on fire!
07:52I'm naming this guy Jerry.
07:54Jerry, I want you to run for your life!
07:56The last one left between me
07:58and another point!
08:00Jerry, go faster!
08:02Yeah!
08:04Dang, that was close.
08:06Well, KreekCraft, looks like you couldn't bring it home
08:08for Team YouTube.
08:10When you're the size of Godzilla, spiders don't matter.
08:12Alright, Cash, you're going to have to destroy this city,
08:14but let's figure out what you're going to use
08:16to destroy it.
08:18Will it be the Lady Liberty mech,
08:20the Cash version of Godzilla,
08:22or Horned Beast?
08:24I don't know about Lady Liberty, but that Cashzilla,
08:26how do we add that?
08:28Give me Cashzilla!
08:30It's going to be a big target, let's see how that works for him.
08:32But, you're also surrounded by all these jets.
08:34They're going to do everything they can to stop you
08:36from destroying the city.
08:38I am so ready, you think jets are going to stop me?
08:40Jets, are you ready?
08:42They don't speak.
08:44Oh my gosh!
08:46I can walk over buildings!
08:48Am I crushing everything?
08:50You are, but those missiles are crushing you, man!
08:52Hey, jets, get off of me!
08:54Let me just get rid of them.
08:56Oh! Oh my goodness!
08:58This laser beam is OP.
09:02Oh, y'all really like this Empire State Building?
09:04It's going down to my laser eyes!
09:06No!
09:08Okay, that looks so cool though.
09:10That was awesome!
09:12The entire thing got destroyed!
09:14You've destroyed 34,000 blocks,
09:16and counting, man.
09:18That quickly?
09:20Oh my gosh!
09:22In the grand scheme of things,
09:24you haven't really destroyed that much of the city yet, dude.
09:26They are chipping away at your health pretty quick.
09:28I think my strat here
09:30is to get rid of some of the planes first
09:32before I continue with the city.
09:34Oh, well, you're doing some good damage against them.
09:36Yeah, they're long range, so I've got to use my laser eyes.
09:40Oh gosh, this is terrible.
09:42Alright, I'm sorry, Empire State Building.
09:46You've officially destroyed 100,000 blocks
09:48and counting.
09:50That's about 10% of the city.
09:52Oh, you see this giant building over here?
09:54That's going down too.
09:56Oh my god, you just ripped through 50,000 blocks!
10:00Well, the jets are putting in some damage though.
10:02Okay, okay, they actually are.
10:04Let me just get rid of you guys.
10:06Get out of here, jets.
10:08For Team YouTube!
10:10Oh, come on.
10:12Go quicker, Cash, come on.
10:14Oh yeah!
10:16You took out half the building!
10:18That was so many of them.
10:20The city's about a million blocks,
10:22so you are looking good right now, Cash.
10:24This is the last set of buildings right here.
10:26I feel like this many jets should really have taken out
10:28Cashzilla by now.
10:30Yeah, well, you also forgot I have like a million health.
10:32I like that there's just a top of this building over here
10:34just hanging out. I'm going to stand on it.
10:36Could you imagine being
10:38a resident in this city and just seeing this happen?
10:40I'd probably just put a stop to it.
10:42Maybe that's what the jets are trying to tell you, dude.
10:44Dude, chill!
10:46Oh, definitely not.
10:48900,000 blocks, you have like 10% of the buildings left.
10:50And you're running out of jets.
10:52It looks like you're not running out of lasers.
10:54Come on, these are like the last blocks I need.
10:56Boom!
10:5870k more blocks?
11:00I'm so close.
11:02You're so close, but so are the jets.
11:04Let's go, Team YouTube, we got this.
11:06The jets just have to put in a little more work.
11:08I'm right there!
11:10No!
11:13Yeah, well, you didn't.
11:15But many, many, many, many civilians did.
11:17I hope you're proud.
11:19At least I got a point for us YouTubers.
11:21Yeah, whatever it takes for Team YouTube, I guess.
11:23I mean, I was just trying to protect the residents.
11:25Alright, Chandler,
11:27I have these three gigantic mechs.
11:29I'm going to have you pick what you want
11:31to fight against them.
11:33You can pick 100 Stormtroopers,
11:35100 Delta Zombies,
11:37or 100 Dinosaurs.
11:39I'm going to go with the Dinosaurs.
11:41The Dinosaurs have what it takes
11:43to go up against these three mechs.
11:45Begin!
11:47Oh my gosh, they are going at it.
11:49Oh my gosh, they're shooting lasers
11:51at the Dinosaurs.
11:53Oh!
11:55Wow!
11:57Oh!
11:59The Dinosaur just did a backflip!
12:01They're doing like skateboarding tricks.
12:03You lost 20 Dinosaurs
12:05from that one storm.
12:07Come on, boys, bite the ankles.
12:09The mech's shooting past the Dinosaurs.
12:11Oh, they're tracking missiles.
12:13Oh my gosh, they're T-Rexes.
12:15They're not going down easy, bro.
12:17Oh, the three of them just did!
12:19Maybe I'll go for one. I wish I could command them,
12:21but, you know, they're Dinosaurs.
12:23Oh wow, the Dinosaurs are going down
12:25quicker and quicker.
12:27But wait, once one of my robots is done,
12:29this might change the whole game.
12:31We need to take out at least one for Team YouTube.
12:33Come on.
12:35The robots are down to less than half
12:37their health, and there's less than half
12:39the Dinosaurs left.
12:41It's getting really close.
12:43I thought I was going to win in the beginning, but I don't know.
12:45Team YouTube's not looking hot.
12:47Oh my gosh, it's like they're going at all of the robots equally.
12:49You guys need to gang up on one.
12:51Right now, the Dinosaurs are still in the lead.
12:53Oh!
12:55A Titan has fallen. Let's go, boys.
12:57Gang up on this one.
12:59What's happening? They're falling apart.
13:01This is not looking good.
13:03Team Carl's going down. Come on.
13:05Robot versus 20 Dinosaurs.
13:07Oh, 20 left. Come on, guys.
13:09If I don't see you chomping on that robot, you're going down.
13:11This is as close as the ending could get.
13:13Come on. One more bite.
13:15No. Anybody.
13:17Oh my gosh, it's not going to take much. Clutch it up, robot.
13:19Yes!
13:21He did not clutch it up.
13:23Team YouTube, baby.
13:27All right, well, Rubius is now playing
13:29with Quackity's skin, who looks prettier
13:31than he's ever looked.
13:33Fair enough.
13:35And if you turn around,
13:37that is going to be representing Team Carl
13:39for this round. You can choose between
13:41the Villager Spearmen, the Spider Skeletons,
13:43or Mutant Steves.
13:45I think I will go with the Villagers.
13:47Yes.
13:49Begin!
13:51Whoa!
13:53Dude!
13:55He just shook the whole village.
13:57They're itching his toes right now, man.
13:59But I'm doing a lot of damage right now.
14:01Wait, they actually are doing a lot of damage.
14:05Yo!
14:07I didn't even know he could do that!
14:09Oh my god, so many of them just took so much fall damage.
14:11Wait, my guy's almost at
14:13half health.
14:15Whoa! Yes!
14:17Keep healing, my child!
14:19Aw, come on, this isn't fair.
14:21Yeah, it doesn't have to be fair. It's my video.
14:23But I am still winning. I'm still winning.
14:27No!
14:29You spoke too soon.
14:31Yo, it's really even right now.
14:33Okay, wait, wait, wait.
14:35Please, please, please survive.
14:37Okay, I'm done. I'm done.
14:39Dude, surely they're suffocating under him.
14:41Please, please, don't attack, don't attack.
14:43No, okay. He's doing it again.
14:45He does it again.
14:47I'm still alive.
14:49It's going to be pretty hard for him now that there's not
14:51big groups of them.
14:53Okay, this guy is
14:55my hero. He's going to win this.
14:57He's raping you. Bring it home for Team YouTube.
14:59I believe in him. He's not going to die.
15:01No!
15:03Oh man, it's really not looking too hot for your guys.
15:05Yeah, there's only like ten people.
15:07No, not even ten people. Jesus, what is this?
15:13There's four villager defenders left.
15:15Okay, he's spamming this attack now.
15:17Like, this isn't fair.
15:19He just spams his attack.
15:21What do you expect?
15:23Good boy! Yes!
15:25Rubeus, you couldn't bring it home for Team YouTube for that time.
15:27I'm sad.
15:29I'm so sorry.
15:31And with that,
15:33the score is now three to three. It all comes down
15:35to this. LaserBeam,
15:37welcome to the final battle against
15:39the deadliest boss in all of
15:41Minecraft.
15:43Yeah!
15:45How do you even do that?
15:47You are the final YouTuber in the entire
15:49video, and you're going to have to choose what you
15:51want to go up against that thing right
15:53behind you. You can use a thousand
15:55horned minions, a thousand
15:57subscribers, or
15:59a thousand yetis.
16:01I like those odds. That's a good combination.
16:03I like the subscribers. Let's go.
16:05We just send waves of them at this thing.
16:07It'll be fine, because if not, at least it'll be funny
16:09watching them get flung around.
16:11A thousand of our subscribers versus this
16:13Titan Warden. Unfortunately,
16:15the Titan Warden is chained up,
16:17so it's probably not going to be able to fight them.
16:19Here we go!
16:21Oh no!
16:23Oh my
16:25goodness!
16:27You said he was chained, Carl!
16:29He just ripped out of that with ease.
16:31Oh!
16:33Yo, he just killed like 60 of them!
16:35That's cheating, bro. Oh, it's cheating.
16:37You have a thousand subscribers. They can still
16:39do something. Some of you
16:41may die, but that is a sacrifice
16:43I am willing to make. He's doing a lot of damage.
16:45Oh, there's so many
16:47dead. They're just landing these bow
16:49and arrow shots. You guys are getting a lot
16:51of damage on the Warden, look!
16:53Oh my god! Oh!
16:55Okay, you just killed 200 in one hit.
16:57That is awesome!
16:59Bro's not going down without a fight.
17:03It looks like wave two
17:05has begun. Oh man, what do
17:07you have planned?
17:09Wait, it's healing? The subscribers
17:11need to use these soul flames to bring the towers
17:13back up. The longer the towers are down,
17:15the more the Warden will heal.
17:18Holy crap, why do they all look on fire?
17:20Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! They'll all drop at the
17:22same time. I'm so glad I don't have to
17:24be a part of this fight, because I would already be dead
17:26for sure. They've gotten half of the
17:28Warden's health, and there's only
17:30200 of them dead. The more people
17:32die, the less damage they're gonna do.
17:34So, their progress will probably slow down.
17:36Go, go, go!
17:38These guys are all so smart.
17:40I'm glad I picked them. No way those Yetis
17:42and stuff are gonna figure this part out.
17:44Yes!
17:46They've been restored, the Titan Warden's weakened
17:48thanks to the retreating darkness.
17:50Jeez, that is kinda awesome sounding.
17:52Kinda like that.
17:54Oh my god!
17:56They didn't even have a chance to move, man!
18:00Oh my god!
18:02Look at them just flying
18:04in the air! Almost 400 of the subscribers
18:06are dead, they've done so much damage.
18:08I CHOSE YOU
18:10FOR A REASON!
18:12I BELIEVED IN YOU!
18:14AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DIDN'T!
18:16THIS IS YOUR TURN TO MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF!
18:18He's down to like a fourth
18:20of his health, and there's more than half of them left!
18:22Oh, look above you!
18:24What is happening
18:26up there?
18:28Okay, yeah, what is happening?
18:30Okay, well these are shielding him, so they're gonna have to get
18:32destroyed if they want any chance
18:34to keep attacking the Warden.
18:36Bruh, okay, they're gonna destroy the pylons, bruh.
18:38Come on guys, get him!
18:40Break it up! But the Warden's gonna keep doing damage
18:42to him.
18:44It looks like the Titan Warden does not
18:46want to play fair right now. Dude, they get like
18:48thrown away from these things. It's like
18:50the pylons like fighting back. Guys, we got this!
18:52Guys, we got this! Oh, they got this one! Good job, guys!
18:54This is awesome.
18:56Guys, rid of it with your sword!
18:58Oh!
19:00Two pylons destroyed!
19:02Just a few more! 600 of you have died,
19:04but let's make sure their deaths are not in vain.
19:06Okay, there's one pylon left protecting
19:08the Warden, and now they are back at it!
19:12Okay, his attacks are purple now.
19:14When the attacks change color, you know
19:16it's a problem. Come on, guys! Come on!
19:18Go smack him! He's almost dead!
19:20You can do it! Oh my god, he is so close to dying!
19:26There's 300 people left!
19:28Put yourselves in history!
19:30Lock in, Warden! You can do it!
19:32He's almost done!
19:34They so much dead. Let's go, let's go,
19:36let's go! No!
19:38Yes!
19:40Yes! Only 700 died!
19:42But their deaths were worth it!
19:44Oh. Which means
19:46Team YouTube is also the champions,
19:48winning the entire video.
19:50Yes, YouTube! Let's go!
19:52This might be the worst day
19:54of my life.