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00:00Alright guys, I come to you today with something pretty honestly shocking and
00:04Disturbing quite frankly game shows have gotten really really bad
00:08I don't know when this happened
00:10But I've just seen a pretty disturbing clip from a game show and I would like to share it with you
00:14So this is from a show called the floor and if you're not familiar with it
00:18You'll catch on real fast as to what this game show is
00:26Plane
00:28Skateboard
00:30Motorcycle, yeah, that's the whole game show
00:33They just name thing the whole premise of the show is they just put up pictures and they name thing
00:38This is kind of what I do with my 16 month old son
00:40I hold up a little horse and I say now what's this and he says
00:44Well, actually he doesn't say horse
00:46He says no because he knows that it says nay, but I give him the point
00:49Maybe I should maybe he should be disqualified for that. I think in this clip they get answers wrong
00:54Which is the crazy thing like this seems like a game show that could just go on
00:58Indefinitely as long as they keep showing things as clearly recognizable as a helicopter
01:03So, how could someone possibly get a question wrong? You're probably thinking camel
01:08Pass
01:12Who are all these people watching to what's going on here?
01:14Why is everybody lined up in this way everybody's lined up and people were shocked that he passed on tuk-tuk
01:20You know what tuk-tuk is a little bit tricky
01:22I wouldn't I don't know if I'd necessarily would have known the right word for this one. Why why is he making that face though?
01:28He's like, I guess I'm not familiar with what happens as a punishment for getting one wrong
01:32Maybe that guy's about to get shot in the back of the head
01:35You really should have trained harder tuk-tuk is pretty basic level stuff and now he's gonna get killed in front of everybody
01:41So that's fair. The next one that they mess up on though is insane donkey donkey
01:48camel
01:49There's no shot. You don't know what a horse is. Are you serious?
01:52Also camel was already one of the answers. Yeah, see we already had a camel that look like a hump to you
01:57I don't see a hump crazy that my toddler would actually be better at this game than this one at the very least he would
02:02Say no, and I think it that is worth at least a half a point Barrow
02:08Mount climber pass
02:10Okay, so it's like the easiest premise for a show ever you just name things and then they're also like you're allowed unlimited wrong guesses
02:18How many times is she going to guess something?
02:19That's not a horse until they tell her that she's wrong. It's a very simple show. Just name the thing. Take your time
02:25There are no negative consequences for getting it wrong makes you wonder why that guy passed on tuk-tuk so fast
02:31It's like dude take your time. You could just name every letter combination. That could be a word and we you know, we'll wait
02:38You got this man. It's a very supportive game show a ferry
02:44Jetpack
02:46Oh raft
02:50The first time I saw this I was like
02:51There's no way that this could be the entire game show, right?
02:54Like this must be one minigame some special thing and then they go back to the rest of the game, right?
03:02Right last duel of the night Chris
03:06Can you sweep the floor in your first ever duel? No, that sounds like a really impressive feed
03:11Hey Chris, can you sweep the floor with your opponent in this game?
03:14But given the actual game I would say it you should be able to sweep the floor from the title
03:20This one's just fruits. The category is fruits. So you should be able to name all the fruits
03:24I think I can name all the fruits if you showed me any fruit. I got it pretty much
03:28banana
03:30It's a musical round. You see Chris is using an advanced tactic here
03:34He's sort of trying to get into the mind of his opponent. He's making it seem like oh
03:38This is gonna be a walk in the park. This is gonna be so easy to me
03:41I don't even have to think about it. In fact, I can just sing every answer
03:44While Gabriel's over here like fuck what what the hell is that thing? I never seen one of those in my life
03:50Is that the Sun Apple?
03:52Okay, never mind. He's not singing everyone. He actually got pretty serious after that. He was like, come on Chris lock in
03:57This is serious. Maybe that's just how he thinks banana is pronounced
04:04How can this show possibly have any viewers we just watched like 30 seconds of nothing like it's not even entertaining
04:14Okay, that was actually kind of impressive
04:16I don't he didn't know what a honeydew is that is a honeydew right shows got me second-guessing everything
04:20I thought I knew yeah, okay. That's a honeydew huge honeydew hater right here, by the way
04:24That's why I wasn't really sure cuz I don't like honeydew and I don't like cantaloupe
04:27So I don't really know which one's which they both suck ass
04:30As far as I'm concerned honey, don't actually honey. Don't ever feed me one of those
04:34Oh, you're not my honey anymore. But persimmon was pretty impressive. I thought that was some kind of weird tomato
04:39Okay, you know what there actually are a lot of fruits in here I've never seen before I thought I thought those were weird cherries
04:45And then we have this which is surely made up. That's not even a real thing
04:49Okay, so I guess they start off easy and then they get harder. They're really throwing in some challenging ones now pass
04:57Everyone's so shocked in the audience
05:00Motherfuckers, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
05:04I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
05:07In the audience motherfucker doesn't even know what a persimmons is surely he's gonna get Laquat right pass
05:16All right, I'm kind of doing a full 360 here there's some hard fruits
05:19I'll admit it low you into a false sense of security by starting with banana orange apple
05:25Some of these can't even possibly be real fruits, right? I mean that thing that's not real. That's a balloon
05:29I'll give them that it is harder than you would think horse
05:33Still got still super ease and I will stand by the fact that this show is just so boring
05:37Even if you do know all of the fruits, I'd like it's really not that interesting to watch you just to name them
05:43There's got to be something else. So now this is not the only strange game show that has come out lately
05:48In fact, it seems like there's an epidemic of them
05:50So I had Robert try to find me some other game shows to talk about this one is called beat Shazam
05:56I think it might be the same thing as the fruit show but with music
06:03Exact song title
06:08Senorita
06:12Was that even the host that was cheering
06:15No one's ever gotten a song right on this show before she's like, yes, finally
06:19Finally, we don't have to kill these two. I should stop joking about them getting murdered
06:23It would just you know, it would be kind of funny if they got assassinated for getting senorita wrong
06:32Senorita
06:36Again I'm just baffled that this won them a million dollars by recognizing one of the most popular
06:44Pop songs of the last ten years that gets you a million dollars for a million dollars
06:49Do you do you know one dance by Drake? Yeah, I know it. Okay, cool
06:55You did
06:57Also, do you think it kind of stings to be Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello like just being able to recognize one of their songs
07:05It's such a difficult feat that it could win someone a million dollars
07:08Like I could understand if they did this with my music and just asked a random person off the street like hey
07:13Try to guess who sings this song try to guess the title of this weird song
07:17But for someone as popular as Shawn Mendes, you think he's like me that hard
07:21They played it all over the radio
07:25The exact song title I'll stand by you, you know, what was amazing looking in your eyes John watching you
07:33Dig that out. They're trying to make you think that that was interesting to watch because nothing really happened
07:39It was just like a guy thought and then said something and Jamie Foxx is like that was so crazy
07:44It's like we could actually see what was going on in your mind. There was a whole thing going on
07:49So incredible to look in your eyes as the name of this song immediately popped into your memory
07:55No thought was required and then you said it with your lips. That was crazy your lips moving everything
08:00All right. Now we've got another game show called fast friends. They're all here because you're super friends fans
08:07Wow, so it's like they finally made a show that people who like friends would enjoy
08:14That's awesome
08:15I don't think there's actually any a single TV show out there that enjoyers of friends would like to watch hosted by Whitney Cummings
08:21Who has no association with friends. She wasn't in the cast
08:25Maybe she's you know in her private life a big fan of friends and hosts of these shows seems like very random, too
08:32I think it must just be really easy and cheap to develop game shows
08:37And so you can just throw them together in like a weekend and you just pay a celebrity host and Bob's your uncle
08:43You're off to the races cuz it seems like they're just cranking him out like crazy half of them take place in this like weird
08:48Liminal space is dark warehouse with neon lights that they probably use for all of them Ross joins Rachel in doing laundry
08:55But it's made to feel
08:58The one at the laundromat
09:01I'm sorry, that is incorrect
09:03Why do all the contestants seemingly know nothing about friends?
09:06They like brought on people who actually know nothing about friends to compete on this show. He hits the buzzer and he's like
09:13I don't know. What um, what the fuck is friends? Is that a show that a movie? So he
09:19The one with the German laundry detergent, we're gonna let you have this one
09:23They just got so tired of the wrong answers that they were like, uh, yeah sure man
09:29Sure, that was it. You know, I guess it makes sense that they're getting them wrong
09:33I feel like there's only so much friends trivia and I feel like everybody knows a lot of friends trivia at least like any like
09:39Casual watcher a friend you have to get like really niche questions like asking the exact wording of titles of obscure episodes
09:47But then you invite people on and they're not even they're not gonna know that because nobody knows that okay next show
09:51Are you smarter than a celebrity and this trailer is from four months ago. So this must be a pretty new show
09:57Hello everybody. I'm Travis Kelsey and welcome to are you?
10:02Okay, we got a bunch of celebrities in here you guys Travis Kelsey pretty big celebrity right now actually then you got
10:09See, do I know who any of these people are and you got?
10:13You know what? I don't know a lot of celebrities. Anyway, I don't know why I was gonna pretend to be like look
10:18They don't even have any big celebrities. They these could all be like really famous people
10:22Oh, I know Lily Singh from the from the show show her show. You're an offensive player. Yes
10:28And I'm an offensive comedian
10:32Say something offensive right now
10:34Do it say something crazy offensive that would get you canceled do it right now
10:38I always find that I'm underwhelmed by the caliber of celebrities that they get on shows like this that like anytime
10:44There's like something celebrity edition. It's always like sure
10:47They're so like they're people who work in the entertainment industry, but get like a real famous famous person in there
10:54You know get Justin Bieber in there get the Pope get Joe Biden in there
10:58I want to know if I'm really smarter than Joe Biden
11:00I want to know if I can quite frankly name fruit better than the Dalai Lama
11:07Yes, okay, so like
11:10Haiku Ireland so like not only did Lily Singh guess haiku beat as being the name of an Irish town
11:17Is that correct? What type of five-line poem shares a rhyme scheme with a town in Ireland?
11:22Okay, so it's a type of poem in a place in Ireland probably like a limerick or some shit
11:26All right. I'm gonna now I gotta look it up limerick, Ireland. Let's go
11:31You're telling me I'm smarter than Lily Singh, but it's just crazy that the host doesn't even know what a haiku is
11:37Don't ask Travis. He pronounced it haiku
11:41Gave him my best guess you see what I mean about the host not making sense for this
11:45You would think that a smart celebrity would be the host that way he could know if answers are right and wrong
11:51I think Travis Kelsey even after seeing this doesn't know if that's the answer haiku Ireland
11:56He's flying by the seat of his pants. Just like all the celebrities on the show
11:59He's like, wow, you said haiku. That's yeah, that's pretty dumb. Let's see what the answer is. Oh, it was haiku. Oh
12:07Now it's worth mentioning that of course game shows have always been weird as we will see here in hurl
12:13Episode 1 balls of her which premiered July 15th
12:162008 good evening and welcome to hurl tonight five competitors will test themselves with an eating contest followed immediately by extreme
12:23Activities designed to shake them off whoever eats the most and hurls the least wins and you can win a lot
12:29$1,000 in prize money on hold on. That's not a lot a thousand dollars
12:33I think that might be the lowest cash prize on any game show I've ever seen actually and if you win
12:38We're gonna pay for your gas money to get home
12:42If you drove here, we're not gonna pay for that gas money, but on your way home
12:46We will we will cover that so the chance at a thousand dollars for you to eat and puke while doing physical activities
12:54This sounds like the most disgusting game show I've ever seen
12:56So I'm actually I think I'm actually not gonna watch it at all
13:00But it was nice to know that that that premise exists
13:02Then of course you had the chamber which premiered in January of 2002
13:12Game shows have become so neutered look at their answering questions while
13:16Getting sprayed lit on fire. I think maced
13:20Maybe probably gonna have like hamsters come and eat their toes and they had to answer questions hard questions Reese Witherspoon
13:26Brings her Chihuahua what Ivy League law school see there you have to know real trivia
13:30It's not just naming what a boat is
13:32You don't just have to know what a jet ski is you got to know real things about the world while being literally tortured
13:38I'm really worried about what they're getting sprayed in their face
13:40But the crazy thing is like there's no answer that would be good even the best answer is still
13:46Still like really fucked up look at her
13:48I guess it's good to know the game shows have always been insane and if anything they've gotten more tame so for that I can
13:53Appreciate the floor, you know, thanks for at least not putting these people through physical trauma. All right. Well, thanks for watching guys
13:59I'll see you next time. Bye. Bye