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Behind every great woman…are a bunch of boys chasing her.

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====. * ･ ｡ﾟ☆ [Friends!] ☆｡ﾟ･* .====
★ Aaron: Jason Bravura
★ Zane: Kestin Howard
★ KC: MegaMoeka
★ Garroth: Andy Cowley
★ Zenix: Jason Lord
★ Travis: P.M. Seymour
★ Blaze: Jason Lord

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00:37Welcome to St. Steve's School for Boys!
00:40Whoa...
00:42Yes, I know. We were so pleased to receive your application for the extra credit assignment, Ms. Aphmau.
00:47These kids are going to learn so much from you!
00:50Kids? Huh. I mean, I tutor high schoolers mostly because, you know, I'm a high schooler myself.
00:55But I've never worked on troubled kids before. I'm sure I could teach them.
00:58Oh, that's great! Why don't you go meet them, huh? I'll just be right here in my office.
01:03Alright, I got this! Alright, kids! Kids! Kids!
01:08Wait, Garth! Garth, is that a girl?
01:10Wait, what the?
01:11Oh my, Irene, it is!
01:12You're high schoolers like me? What the?
01:15Yeah, we are! Hey, where are you going?
01:17What the?
01:18That's like super dangerous! You don't want to do that!
01:20This is not what I signed up for!
01:22Hey there, I'm Aaron. You new here? You want to go out sometime?
01:26I'm good. Bye!
01:28Well, don't worry, I'll be hanging over here. If you don't mind though, can I get your number?
01:33Mr. Zane! Are you serious?
01:36So, I see you met our students.
01:38Those are the troubled students you want me to work with?
01:40Yep.
01:41I think I'm the one who's in trouble! They're charging me like animals!
01:44Uh...
01:45What the?
01:46Oh, there she is, boys!
01:48Side my face!
01:49Side your face? Uh, no, that's extreme.
01:51Wait, please, please side my ear, boy!
01:53Guys, guys, give her some breathing room, you're freaking her out!
01:55Oh, my goodness, I guess you're not a complete freak. Jeez.
01:58Oh, did you hear that, boys? We're clearly dating, so you can all back off now!
02:03Hey, outta here!
02:04I call dibs, I'm dating her!
02:06Did you just call dibs on me?
02:07You can't call dibs on a girl!
02:08Alright, alright, enough, enough!
02:10Don't make me use the button!
02:12Oh, no, not the button!
02:13Alright, that's better.
02:14Look, um...
02:15I'm sorry about this, Miss Aphmau, but...
02:17Miss?
02:18Since this is a school for boys, they're not used to seeing girls around.
02:22And they can get a little intense, which is where you come in!
02:26What?
02:27Yes, the extra credit project we talked about.
02:29You can teach them how to act properly around girls!
02:32I don't think so, bye!
02:34What are you so worried about?
02:36I'm not qualified!
02:37Hold on one second.
02:38What are you doing?
02:39Back up.
02:40Okay.
02:41There we go.
02:42Those guys are what I'm worried about right now!
02:44I'm leaving!
02:45What?
02:46We just don't want them getting into the neighborhood!
02:47What?
02:48Come on, what are you so worried about?
02:49Look, I'll throw in ten, no, twenty extra credit points, huh?
02:53Um, nope.
02:54I'm good.
02:55Bye!
02:56Please!
02:59Huh?
03:00Please, Aphmau!
03:03What?
03:04Aw, you're...
03:05Please, they're so girl crazy!
03:07The school can't take much more.
03:09I can't take much more!
03:11Please, I'll give you anything you want!
03:13Wait, anything?
03:14I could use some more money.
03:16Maybe?
03:17Wait, money?
03:18Yes!
03:19Yes, I'll pay you!
03:20Uh, what do you say?
03:21How does fifty bucks sound?
03:22What?
03:23Fifty?
03:24More like five thousand here.
03:25I'm risking my life and limb over there.
03:27Five thousand?
03:28That's extortion!
03:29I don't have that in my vocabulary.
03:31That is an outrageous amount of money!
03:33Battering ram!
03:35Oh, good job, North!
03:37See, you can't make your own doors to destroy.
03:39I don't know if you really have a choice here.
03:41Dude, but next time try to aim for the window.
03:42Why are you complaining about it?
03:44It worked, didn't it?
03:45It might be cheaper than rebuilding the school, if you know what I mean.
03:47Cash for me would be easy.
03:49Fine, cash when it's done.
03:51Just make it stop!
03:52Oh my gosh, my summer vacation is going to be awesome!
03:55I can get some tickets to Sabrina Carpenter!
03:56Oh my gosh, a new sunset too!
03:58Oh, I can get a series!
03:59Hey guys, there she is!
04:00Oh no.
04:01Please don't leave!
04:02I'm not.
04:03Don't worry.
04:04Aw, thank Irene!
04:05I thought my half-mouth tattoo was going to go to waste.
04:07Wait, you know my name already?
04:08What the?
04:09What the?
04:10See, I drew it!
04:11It looks just like you!
04:12What, you drew that on you?
04:13A tattoo of me?
04:14That's not-
04:15Yep, we all did.
04:16What the?
04:17Yeah!
04:18Yeah!
04:19Uh, that, that's uh, H-
04:20It's backwards.
04:21Wait.
04:22Switch around.
04:23Oh, they can spell!
04:24Yeah, but only three letter words though.
04:26Well, they're all yours now.
04:27Good luck!
04:28Oh my goodness.
04:29Are these permanent tattoos?
04:30Yeah!
04:31Uh, permanent marker?
04:32Oh my gosh, we got a lot of work to do here.
04:35Hang on to the rope, don't let go!
04:37Wait, huh?
04:38Wait, why are we at a coffee shop?
04:39I thought we were going on a date!
04:40Shouldn't we be at like a fancy restaurant or something?
04:42What?
04:43Yeah, like Olive Garden!
04:45Oh, I love Olive Garden!
04:46Boys are not ready for that.
04:47This is Dating 101, okay?
04:48The basics.
04:49You see, this is a Starbucks.
04:52Starbucks.
04:53And girls love them.
04:54Some of them do, but you know, I do.
04:56Wait, who takes a date to Starbucks?
04:58Come on, come on.
04:59It's not a coffee date.
05:00See, here's what we're gonna do.
05:02We're gonna pretend, like pretend we are on a date, okay?
05:05Okay, okay.
05:06I'm gonna say, I'm thirsty!
05:08And you're gonna say...
05:10Someone answer me.
05:11Um...
05:13Uh...
05:14I'm thirsty too?
05:16Okay, that's close, but...
05:18You guys are clueless.
05:19Okay, you're gonna offer me to get me a drink.
05:21This is a date, okay?
05:22We gotta find her a drink.
05:23Quick, tear this place apart!
05:24Go, go, go!
05:25Oh my goodness.
05:26No, don't go crazy!
05:27Buy it!
05:28Out of my way, employee!
05:29We're on a date!
05:30I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
05:32Oh, there's nothing but coffee over here.
05:34Guys, you can just buy me one.
05:36No, we're gonna make it ourselves!
05:37What?
05:38Yeah, we're making it with love!
05:39Xenix, move it or lose it, come on!
05:41I'm making it with more love.
05:42Dude, we both know you're incapable.
05:44I should have asked for more money than 5,000.
05:46This is...
05:47Oh my goodness.
05:48Ooh, hey Aphmau, who are all those cute boys you're with?
05:52Those guys?
05:54They're school projects.
05:56Fixer uppers, if you will.
05:57We call them that.
05:58Oh wow, you're so lucky to have all these guys fighting over you.
06:02Trust me, I'm not lucky.
06:04I'm getting paid for this.
06:07Aphmau, Aphmau, wait, wait.
06:08Here you go, here you go.
06:09One smooth berry frappuccino.
06:12And it's pink!
06:13Everybody knows that girls love pink.
06:15Ooh!
06:16Right, they love pink?
06:17Yeah, they love pink.
06:18Some girls love pink, but I actually like purple.
06:20You know?
06:21But there is a girl here who does like pink.
06:23I like pink, I'll take it!
06:27Failed!
06:28I ruined my date with Aphmau.
06:30It's too late.
06:31No girl is ever gonna like me.
06:33No, no, no, don't put on the waterworks.
06:34No, no, no.
06:35Okay, you can fix it.
06:36You're right.
06:37I can make this right.
06:38I can restore my honor.
06:39See, good.
06:40There you go.
06:41Now, maybe tone it down.
06:42I'm gonna throw myself in the coffee grinder.
06:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:45Dude, what are you doing?
06:46Where are you?
06:47Oh, what?
06:48What's happening?
06:49I failed you.
06:50I can't fit in.
06:53Oh my goodness.
06:54Alright, well, it's my turn.
06:56What? Huh?
06:57Here, how about you try a real drink?
06:59Ooh, what is it?
07:01Let me see.
07:02It's a coffee, my favorite.
07:03It's pure coffee?
07:04Well, we are at a coffee shop.
07:06It's in the name.
07:07Yeah, but I like mine with like whipped cream, caramel, you know, something drizzling.
07:10But that's not a coffee.
07:11That's a milkshake.
07:12It's not even a real coffee without those things.
07:13What can I say?
07:14I made a strong drink for a strong woman.
07:16No, this drink isn't for me.
07:17It's for you.
07:18Here, you take it.
07:19Oh, wait, wait, wait.
07:20I can have that?
07:21Here, I'll take it.
07:22Oh, sure, take it.
07:23No, I wanted it.
07:24Oh, what a waste.
07:25Are you sure you want it, though?
07:26I'll take a little sip and...
07:30Oh, see?
07:31She doesn't even appreciate it.
07:32Did you...
07:33Did you make it just straight coffee beans?
07:35I made it strong for a strong woman.
07:37So, I guess you're not that strong.
07:40Aaron?
07:41What?
07:42You think I'd water it down?
07:43Then ruin it.
07:44You know how to...
07:45She's dying, I think.
07:46Oh, I gotta get out of here.
07:48Oh, no, no, no.
07:49You just gotta take sips.
07:50Enjoy the flavor.
07:51No, no, no.
07:52All right, no.
07:53You've traumatized enough people for today.
07:54Don't let her bad taste ruin it.
07:55I can make you another one.
07:56I guess I'll add water this time.
07:57No one else is gonna get traumatized today, okay?
07:59Thinkin' about me every night in the street castle.
08:05There you go, sweet baby.
08:06I know it's the best for you.
08:08Okay, hold down your voice a little bit.
08:10It's a lot softer.
08:12Yes, best for you.
08:13I was just inspired, you know?
08:15Like putting the finishing touches on your drink.
08:18On my drink?
08:19What do you mean?
08:20That's just all whipped cream.
08:21That's a puppuccino.
08:22You copied me.
08:23Nuh-uh.
08:24Oh, you're right.
08:25Because mine's gonna have even more whipped cream.
08:27Give me that can.
08:28Give me that can.
08:29Hey, get your ass off his mind.
08:31Wait, boys.
08:33Let's just go back to the school.
08:35I wanna learn more there.
08:37Boys, listen up.
08:38That was the worst date I've ever been on.
08:41But you do admit it was a date.
08:43Oh, yes.
08:45A practice one.
08:47All right, look.
08:48Boys, like football, okay?
08:50Football.
08:51Shiny.
08:52Very shiny.
08:54Snap out of it.
08:55Here we go.
08:56Before we get a real date, we have a lot of work to do.
08:58Which is why I built this.
09:00The boyfriend boot camp.
09:01A booty camp?
09:02Wait, wait, wait.
09:03Okay.
09:04I don't wanna have a booty.
09:05I designed every inch of this course to whip you boys into shape.
09:07Or die trying.
09:09Wait, so who's dying exactly?
09:11Not important.
09:12Now, who's ready?
09:14Well, I guess I'm ready.
09:15Yeah.
09:16Three, two, one, go.
09:18All right.
09:19Go, go, go.
09:20Wait, wait, wait.
09:21This is a rock climbing wall?
09:22What does this have to do with dating?
09:23Yeah, this just feels like gym class.
09:25Yeah, I agree.
09:26This is an awful lot like gym class.
09:27I know, but you're falling behind.
09:28Just keep going.
09:29It's a physical test.
09:30It's a test.
09:31It's a physical test.
09:32It's a test.
09:33It's a physical test.
09:34It's a test.
09:35It's a physical test.
09:36It's a test.
09:37Your girlfriend, you gotta go across the wall.
09:38Your girlfriend needs you.
09:39Okay.
09:40Hold it right there.
09:41All right.
09:42Let's do what you guys can do, okay?
09:43Let's see.
09:44Oh, wait.
09:45What is that?
09:46It's a perfume smell.
09:47It's beautiful.
09:48Girl smell.
09:49Okay.
09:50All right.
09:51Girl, girl, girl.
09:52Don't get distracted.
09:53So.
09:54It's a beautiful girl smell.
09:56It's a perfume.
09:57It's girl perfume.
09:58Okay, now fight it.
09:59Come on, you can't get distracted.
10:00Oh, I can't take it.
10:02Can I get your number, please?
10:04No, no, no.
10:04No, no, no.
10:05Oh, you broke her.
10:07Time for the tightrope.
10:09Tightrope.
10:09It is not a regular tightrope, though.
10:12It's by no means a regular one.
10:15It's an interesting one.
10:16Don't mess up and look at the girls, okay?
10:18Oh, okay.
10:19You're gonna fall off and die if you do.
10:21Girls.
10:22Don't look at them.
10:24Cupid's arrows are gonna be here, too,
10:25so come on, pay attention.
10:26Guys, guys, move.
10:27Come on, come on.
10:28Pay attention.
10:29Pay attention.
10:30Garth, just don't look at the girls.
10:32Don't, don't.
10:33Don't get distracted.
10:34I know, they're very pretty
10:35and they have lots of hearts.
10:36Just keep moving past the girls.
10:37Don't look to the side.
10:38They're so cute.
10:39Oh, don't say that.
10:41Now I have to look to the side.
10:42Nope, don't do it.
10:43Don't do it.
10:44Oh, what?
10:45Oh.
10:46Oh.
10:46Wait, wait a minute.
10:47Seriously?
10:48A minefield?
10:49Yep, a minefield.
10:50You have to navigate your relationship.
10:52Now, you need to navigate, okay?
10:55Wait, did you steal these from the military?
10:56Where did you get these?
10:57Don't worry about where I got them.
10:59I used this little card to get them, though.
11:01Okay.
11:02Oh, my.
11:02All right, good luck.
11:03Okay.
11:04Come on, be careful.
11:06I might trip on the landmines for you.
11:07Here you go, Travis.
11:08Travis, think happy thoughts.
11:09You're doing this for all of us.
11:10Say the wrong thing.
11:11Be careful.
11:12Garth, what are you doing?
11:13Oh.
11:14Ah.
11:15Oh, I think Travis is dead.
11:16I lost you.
11:17Ha ha.
11:18You guys are dead.
11:19Oh, my gosh.
11:20Before the finish line, there's one more task.
11:24One more?
11:24Here we go.
11:25Wait, wait, is that a?
11:26And, ignore the nice smell.
11:28Remember?
11:29Come on.
11:30Finish line's over here.
11:31Jingle, jingle.
11:32Oh.
11:32Come on.
11:33Oh, I don't know.
11:34Guys, it's a skunk.
11:35The smell.
11:36I can't help it.
11:38It's bitey.
11:39Be careful.
11:40Look at me.
11:41You can do this.
11:42Come on, follow my voice.
11:43Jingle, jingle.
11:43Ah.
11:44Oh.
11:45Ah.
11:46Ah.
11:47Oh.
11:48You guys did it.
11:50You actually acted like real boyfriends
11:51and did everything.
11:52Oh, guys, did you hear that?
11:53We're her boyfriends.
11:55Woo.
11:56Woo hoo.
11:57You're working on it.
11:59Don't you dare.
12:00I can't take it.
12:00It's bitey.
12:01No.
12:02It's bitey.
12:03Oh, no.
12:04I am so proud of you guys.
12:05Now, we can go on another field trip date.
12:07A practice one, of course.
12:09I'm kicking on short leashes, though.
12:10Okay, be on your best behavior.
12:12Sure, no problem.
12:13I promise, I promise.
12:14Okay, I'm taking off the leashes.
12:17Don't do anything crazy.
12:18Are you okay?
12:20All right, we're good.
12:21Good.
12:22Oh, hi there.
12:23You want to be my girlfriend?
12:23Don't.
12:24No.
12:25Stop, no.
12:26Put her down.
12:27Drop it.
12:28Drop it.
12:28Oh, sorry.
12:29Oh, man.
12:30The goal is simple.
12:31Whoever acts like the best boyfriend,
12:33most appropriate one,
12:34will go on a one-on-one date with me.
12:36Okay?
12:37Don't worry, boys.
12:38I got this one in the bag.
12:38Uh-huh.
12:39All right, what do we gotta do?
12:41So, the first rule of being a good boyfriend
12:43is knowing exactly what gift to get your girlfriend.
12:45So, whoever brings me the best gifts
12:48gets to be the top of my dating list.
12:50And, remember who I am.
12:52Go!
12:52Go, go, go!
12:53I'm gonna be the best gift giver ever.
12:56I hope I don't regret this.
12:57All right, they're quick.
12:59Let's see what they bring me.
12:59I just gotta get some coins so I can afford something.
13:03What are you?
13:04What's going on over here?
13:06Okay.
13:09Yes?
13:10I got you.
13:12I'm giving you some pennies.
13:14Oh, the money.
13:15I got all this money.
13:16I got this money for you.
13:18Come on!
13:19I'm good right now.
13:20Let's see.
13:21Oh, this place has the cutest dresses.
13:22Oh, my goodness.
13:24Oh, this one's cute.
13:25Look at it.
13:26What, you think it's cute?
13:29It's so expensive.
13:30I have an idea.
13:32Wait, what are you doing?
13:33What are you doing?
13:35What?
13:35What, what did you?
13:36Why did you do that?
13:38Because now it's 50% off.
13:40What, do you think I'm made of money?
13:42Oh, my gosh.
13:43That...
13:45F-bow, F-bow!
13:47Come on!
13:48What, what, what?
13:49What?
13:50What are you?
13:50Oh, a PS5.
13:52Oh, this is a gift.
13:53Well, the PS5 is actually for me,
13:55but the controller is for you,
13:57so you can play with me.
13:59Boy, okay.
14:01That's kind of nice.
14:01Well, you gotta leave the controller
14:03at my place when you're done.
14:04No, wait, what?
14:05Okay, no.
14:06That's not how this works.
14:07I slipped.
14:08Okay, I can't believe it didn't give me a PS5.
14:11Can't believe.
14:11You guys are terrible at this.
14:13Oh, a diamond store.
14:16Oh, my goodness.
14:17Oh, let's see what they got here.
14:18Oh, my goodness.
14:19Look at the jewelry.
14:20Oh, oh, my goodness.
14:23Oh, it's so pretty.
14:25Oh, cool.
14:26Yep, done.
14:27What are you doing?
14:28You can't steal things.
14:29What, you said you wanted it.
14:31Oh, great.
14:32Here, easy.
14:33I got it.
14:33It's all yours.
14:34On the house.
14:35Officer, it's all right.
14:36She said she wanted it, okay?
14:37Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:41She said it was all right.
14:42I was being a good boyfriend.
14:43No, I did not say it was okay.
14:47Can't believe it.
14:48How about, how about, look.
14:50Let's see, I've got a five, seven, four.
14:53Four dollars and 78 cents.
14:55I could buy you like two whole candy bars.
14:58Um.
14:59Oh, I'm gonna get more.
15:00No, no, no.
15:01We need to head somewhere else
15:01before the police get more involved, okay?
15:03Travis, did you pay for that?
15:04Yes.
15:05Okay, I've done my shopping.
15:06Thank you for carrying the bags.
15:07Yeah.
15:08Time for your next task.
15:09I'm hungry.
15:10I should probably get some food.
15:11Mm-hmm.
15:12Oh.
15:13And she wants us to get it.
15:14Ooh, he's learning.
15:15Oh.
15:16Okay, well, what do you want?
15:18As boyfriends, your job is to know
15:20exactly what I want without me telling you.
15:23Got it, I'm on it.
15:24Mm-hmm.
15:24Huh, wait, tell me what she wants.
15:27No, well, I'm not coming in last.
15:31Little do they know, if they get food for them,
15:33I'm gonna take their food.
15:34Yeah.
15:36All right, let's see.
15:37I wanna see if they're actually wrong or right or what.
15:39Wow, Half Mou, are you stealing all the boys
15:41for yourself now?
15:43Casey, what?
15:44No, I said this is my job.
15:46Okay, I'm getting paid a lot.
15:47Ugh, wait, what the?
15:49I couldn't decide what you want,
15:50so I got everything for you.
15:51He's dead.
15:53Oh my goodness, girl, she dead.
15:54Oh my gosh, girl.
15:55Are you okay?
15:56I'm fine, the security guard broke my phone.
15:59Oh, nice, look at you.
16:01Oh, look at the guy was there to catch you.
16:03Okay, you guys need to calm down.
16:05Y'all could have killed Casey.
16:06Oh, you lied.
16:07What is this?
16:08You guys got everything wrong.
16:10Oh.
16:11What is that?
16:12Smells, why is that so on fire?
16:14What, you want your food cold?
16:15Oh my goodness.
16:17No, I don't here, I'll put it out, don't worry.
16:18Ooh, what is this?
16:20I, ugh.
16:21Wait, did you use the,
16:23that's ice cream.
16:23Oh, great.
16:24Okay, you know what?
16:26I guess you are working together.
16:28This is the best behavior I've seen from you guys.
16:30And Travis, I like this one the most.
16:32Yes.
16:34I'm just saying.
16:35He's got ice cream.
16:36Date with Half Mou secured.
16:38Oh my god, I'm so excited that you asked me
16:40on a date with you in front of all the boys.
16:42Okay, don't get too excited.
16:44The bar was very low.
16:45Like, very low.
16:46Like, crazy low.
16:47Oh, thank you.
16:47Oh, wait, that wasn't a,
16:49whatever, it's fine.
16:50What movie do you want to see?
16:52I'm just gonna look for the movie.
16:54Hang on, you just wait right here.
16:55Okay, all right, let's see.
16:58Ooh, this is a cute cardboard cutout.
17:00Look at that, aw.
17:02Huh?
17:03Hmm?
17:03What's that?
17:05What?
17:05Hello?
17:06Whoa, whoa.
17:07What are you?
17:08What are you guys doing here?
17:12Oh my goodness.
17:13I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see this.
17:14Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
17:16My lady, I got you one ticket
17:18to a horror romance movie for you.
17:22I didn't know they made those.
17:23Best of both worlds.
17:24All right, let me just grab some popcorn and...
17:28What a gentleman.
17:29Oh, there we go.
17:30Right this way.
17:31Oh my goodness, this date might actually go good.
17:32All right.
17:33Okay, let's see what's going on.
17:34All right, our seats are B4 and B5,
17:37as in before I met you my life was so dark.
17:40I thought you were gonna say
17:41since before I met you, B5.
17:43That was good though.
17:44That was a good line.
17:45All right, you can take that one right over there.
17:47I will sit right here and I'll sit right here.
17:49And there we go.
17:50We got the whole theater.
17:51Oh my God.
17:52Hey, hold on, there's a button on my armrest.
17:53Hang on, what does it do?
17:55Oh, look how far these things recline.
17:59I wanna do that too.
18:00Oh, you could practically lay on this thing.
18:04Oh my goodness, this is awesome.
18:06Are you excited for the movie?
18:07Well, the only thing I wanna watch is right here.
18:09Oh, that is a good line.
18:12Look at you, you're actually doing a good job.
18:15Well, good, because I wanna watch you all the time.
18:16Like when you're sleeping and you have the doctor.
18:20What?
18:21No, wait.
18:21Wait, something's behind me.
18:22What's behind you?
18:25Oh my goodness, what happened?
18:29Y'all two.
18:30Can you believe he just left you like that?
18:32How rude.
18:33Yeah, he's not good boyfriend material.
18:36You should dump him.
18:37Y'all, I just saw you yeet him across the theater.
18:40I saw that.
18:41Okay, fair, but would a real boyfriend let that happen?
18:45What?
18:46That's my seat.
18:48Get out of it.
18:50You snooze, you lose.
18:52Okay, okay, there's nobody here, but you guys.
18:54You know what?
18:54No, don't make a scene.
18:55No.
18:56Oh no, I wanna die.
18:58I see what's going on here.
19:00I can't believe this.
19:01Guys, you're ruining the movie.
19:03It has not even started.
19:05Can you not do that, please?
19:07Okay, if it'll make you relax even a little bit,
19:09I'll go on a date with all of you at once.
19:12No.
19:12Yes.
19:15Yes, yes, yes.
19:16A practice, this is all practice.
19:18Well, can we at least finish my date?
19:19Yes, but after that, then you're first, here.
19:22What?
19:23Let's go on a date right now.
19:25Ooh, so why'd you choose this place?
19:27Because if I'm bouncing,
19:28I don't notice all the butterflies in my stomach.
19:30That is adorable.
19:31Also, you may throw up, just letting you know.
19:33Plus, all this bouncing is like a massage for my brain.
19:36Oh.
19:37Oh look, it's happening right now.
19:38I don't think you need to feel your brain moving.
19:40I think that's not a good sign.
19:41Hey, Garroth, you wanna go super high?
19:44Absolutely.
19:45All right, check this out.
19:47Xenix, no.
19:48Uh-oh.
19:50His brain.
19:51Xenix, that was not funny.
19:55Then why am I laughing?
19:57Y'all need to stop interrupting each other's dates.
20:00Oh, anyway, now it's time for our date.
20:03Come with me.
20:04What about Garroth?
20:05Oh, don't worry about Garroth.
20:07He'll be just fine.
20:09You know what?
20:09I'm not gonna fight this anymore.
20:10Let's just take a look at this.
20:13Okay.
20:14I'm not gonna forget Gar...
20:16Oh my goodness, look at the fishies.
20:18Oh, they're so cute.
20:19Oh, oh, look at the tropical fish.
20:22I love fishies.
20:23Yeah, right.
20:24Oh, this is so beautiful.
20:26Kind of like you.
20:27What?
20:28You.
20:29That's a good line.
20:31But I think they're nice, you know, the same.
20:33Would that be such a bad thing?
20:35Wait, what?
20:36What do you mean?
20:38Excuse me?
20:38Wait, what?
20:40Come on.
20:40Stop, no.
20:41Look around.
20:42Isn't this not the most romantic thing?
20:45The fish are looking.
20:46Besides, this is a pretend date.
20:48All of these are, okay?
20:50What are you doing?
20:51Look, here.
20:52You can go pet this one.
20:53Go pet them.
20:55Oh.
20:56Well.
20:57This is not the kiss I had in mind.
21:00Well, you know, you kissy that fishy.
21:03I'm gonna get out of here.
21:05Aphmau, Zenix has had enough time with you.
21:07It's my turn with you again.
21:09No, it's my turn.
21:09What?
21:10I didn't even get to finish mine.
21:11I didn't even get to finish my date.
21:13I said it first.
21:14Never.
21:14Okay, all of you chill out.
21:17Whoa.
21:18Well, that guy's cool.
21:19Huh?
21:20Me?
21:21You need help there, ma'am?
21:22Oh, ma'am.
21:24Look, he's got manners.
21:26Her name's Aphmau, idiot.
21:28Oh, you boys are too jealous.
21:29I'm not going on another date with any one of you
21:30because you're so mean.
21:31Okay, I'm gonna go out with the, what's your name?
21:33Excuse me?
21:34Wait.
21:35All right, cool.
21:36Well, maybe while I'm gone,
21:37you guys can work on your jealousy
21:39because girls are like that.
21:41Sounds good.
21:43The fish.
21:44I know a good spot.
21:45Follow me.
21:46All right.
21:47Just so you know, I'm making those guys jealous.
21:48Thanks for letting me borrow the skateboard.
21:50No problem.
21:51Just keep up.
21:52Oh, this is so fun.
21:54Wee.
21:55Oh, look at this.
21:57Wee.
21:58Oh, this is so fun.
22:00Oh, wow.
22:01Okay, I gotta be careful with that.
22:02This is actually really cool.
22:04Yeah, you look like you know what you're doing.
22:06Kinda.
22:07This is my first time.
22:08Okay.
22:09What the?
22:10Okay, I gotta be careful.
22:11Nice.
22:12Wee.
22:13Yeah, here, watch this.
22:14Whoa.
22:15What are you doing?
22:16Whoa.
22:17Whoa.
22:18That's awesome.
22:20What's cool is that I'm actually getting
22:21interrupted on this date.
22:22Maybe I'll have to give you some lessons sometime.
22:25Oh, what?
22:26Yeah.
22:27Sure.
22:28That's kind of nice.
22:29Hey, well, maybe, why don't you and I get out of here?
22:32Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
22:34We're the only ones who can date Aphmau around here.
22:37Yeah.
22:39Guys, chill.
22:40Well, I'll tell you one thing.
22:41Not letting this guy hit on our girlfriend.
22:43Yeah.
22:44What?
22:46First off, again, not your girlfriend.
22:47I'm literally here to teach you guys manners.
22:49Okay?
22:50Uh, what do you say if I give you
22:52that skateboard lesson now?
22:53What?
22:54Wait, right now?
22:55What?
22:56All right, lesson number one.
22:57Skate fast.
22:59Wee.
23:00He's stealing Aphmau.
23:01That's our job.
23:04Guys, you're supposed to be working
23:05on your jealousy right now.
23:06This is the whole point of this exercise.
23:07Guys, guys, I don't know how to turn.
23:08Guys, guys, guys, guys.
23:10Oh, we just got to get rid of the other two.
23:13Oh, this is actually really fun.
23:15This is the most fun I've had.
23:16Watch out for this manhole.
23:17Whoa.
23:18Oh, shiny football.
23:20Wee.
23:21Football?
23:21Football?
23:22Ah.
23:24Garroth, I'm not going to fall for this.
23:26Oh, no, he's smart.
23:27He's using his brain cells.
23:28This way.
23:29Keep going.
23:30Oh, it's going to get a little crazy.
23:31Trust me.
23:32Yay.
23:34I've got you now.
23:35Yeah.
23:36Nice move.
23:37Okay.
23:38Oh, you're a natural.
23:39Thanks.
23:40I knew you had it in you.
23:41Aw.
23:42Oh, wait, this is the road.
23:43Uh, look both ways when we're crossing the road.
23:44That's fine.
23:45Whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:47What the?
23:47Wait, what?
23:48Aaron.
23:49Wait, wait, Aph.
23:50What did you do?
23:51You killed Blaze.
23:52Again.
23:52Hey, we're not breaking continuity here.
23:53Hey, I wrote you letters.
23:54Did you not receive them or?
23:55You're a jerk.
23:56What?
23:57What?
23:58What is happening?
23:59Wait, don't worry.
24:00That's my girlfriend.
24:00She said it was okay.
24:02Don't worry, I'll call you.
24:04I can't believe this.
24:05All right, whatever.
24:06Are you okay?
24:07Get him out of here.
24:08All right, he's.
24:08What the?
24:09Gotcha.
24:10Where are you guys taking me?
24:12Oh, you'll see.
24:14What is this?
24:15Oh, what the?
24:16Huh?
24:18There we go.
24:18Welcome to the friend zone.
24:20You locked us in the friend zone,
24:21so we're gonna put you in a zone.
24:23It's your turn.
24:24The locker zone.
24:25Yeah.
24:26Don't worry, we left you with plenty of toys.
24:27What's a locker zone?
24:28You guys can't do this.
24:30Those boys seriously need to learn their manners.
24:34Oh no.
24:35What is this?
24:36Oh, it's smelly in here.
24:37No.
24:39There's a vent.
24:40I need to get out of here.
24:41I seriously can't be in here.
24:42I've got me some perfume on
24:43and I cannot afford for it to get unsmelly.
24:46All right, let's go over here.
24:47And here we go.
24:49Okay, those crazy boys.
24:51All right, they're gonna regret this.
24:53I got a hockey stick and I know how to use it.
24:57There you are.
24:58Oh, get her.
25:01No.
25:02I'm not going back to that zone.
25:04Get back here.
25:05And oh, it's locked.
25:07Oh no.
25:07Oh no, no, no, no.
25:09Nope, nope.
25:09Get out of this way.
25:10Come back.
25:11Come on Aphmau.
25:12Come on Aphmau.
25:13Perfume.
25:14Perfume.
25:14No, it smells good.
25:16No, Aphmau.
25:17Principal, principal, principal.
25:20He's not here.
25:21Okay, let's put the furniture on the door.
25:23Oh, maybe that'll hold it.
25:25Okay.
25:26All right, wait a minute.
25:26Open the door.
25:28Come on Aphmau, let us in.
25:30You can't hide forever.
25:31I need to use my secret weapon.
25:34Come on, come on.
25:35Go through, go through, go through.
25:37Okay, good.
25:39Hopefully she'll be here in time.
25:41I just need to buy a little bit more time.
25:43Wait, the button.
25:44What does this button do?
25:45Let's find out and...
25:47Huh?
25:48Ooh.
25:49What is this?
25:50Door can't stay closed forever.
25:52It's a bear mace.
25:53Okay, I can't believe he uses this on the students.
25:55I can see why they're bad.
25:58All right, I don't have any options.
26:00Sorry.
26:01Ow, it burns.
26:03Oh my eyes.
26:06I gotta get out of here.
26:09Huh, I made it out alive.
26:12Geez.
26:14Okay, all right.
26:15With that, Aphmau, what in the world is going on here?
26:19Is this chaos?
26:19Oh my God.
26:20What?
26:21Ah, my car.
26:24What are you ruffians doing?
26:26I can't believe this.
26:28No, my car.
26:32Oh no, no, no, no.
26:33There's no leaving us, Aphmau.
26:35Where is that girl?
26:37I think I see the boys, girls over here, the boys.
26:40Aw, aren't they so cute?
26:42I was telling you they're cute.
26:44I will.
26:45And they're so sweet.
26:45Oh my God, I don't want to eat you up.
26:47Aw, I don't like this.
26:49I don't feel like eating on this side of the school bus.
26:52Let's just go get Starbucks.
26:53Ooh, Starbucks, I'm getting a Starbucks.
26:55Starbucks on them.
26:58You guys are the sweetest.
27:00Excuse me.
27:01What?
27:02The boys are fixed.
27:03I believe you owe me some money.
27:04What, I need to pay for my car.
27:06We had a deal.
27:07You can't back out now.
27:09Fine, here, just take it.
27:11Ooh, my $5,000.
27:14Don't know how I'm getting home now.
27:16I don't know, figure that, not my problem.
27:18I can't believe I've got this much.
27:19What the, huh?
27:20What the?
27:22Almost there.
27:24What the?
27:25Oh, Aphmau.
27:27I escaped prison just to be with you.
27:28Aw, that's sweet, but nope, I'm good.
27:30I got my money.
27:31What, money?
27:31Oh, don't worry about that.
27:32We don't need money.
27:33Wait, what is that?
27:34What is that, more whipped cream?
27:35You made bad coffee.
27:36What are you talking about?
27:36It was good coffee for a strong woman.
27:37I got the bear mace.
27:39I will use it.