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00:00I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was four, that was 1992.
00:04That's before it was legal to make it your personality.
00:07And I'm really good at...
00:14I'm like, well, I also am diagnosed with this thing called dyscalculia,
00:17which is like number dyslexia.
00:19And for me, it means I really struggle with like spatial reasoning
00:24and time management and mambo number five.
00:27And honestly, it's just a fantastic excuse to be unreliable.
00:35Oh, I'm sorry I'm late.
00:41But you see, I have mouth disease.
00:47Oh, me? No, I cannot pay.
00:51No, I don't read money.