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00:00And the winner of the last comedian award is...
00:09The winner of the last comedian award is...
00:17And the special guest is Becky!
00:23It's Becky's second time.
00:24It's her second time since the special edition.
00:26It's Becky's second time since the special edition.
00:27It's called the pilot version, but it's not called at all if it's a regular.
00:31But today, Becky, I think it's going to be a tough time.
00:35Because there's a lot of people.
00:37Oh, that's true.
00:38If I can't do anything about it, I'll leave it to you, Becky.
00:41Really? Me?
00:42Or Morita.
00:43No, no, no.
00:44Until a minute before it started, he was like this.
00:47A lot of people.
00:48Today, when I was with Jimmy, I really had to do something about it with everyone.
00:53You can't do anything about it.
00:54I can't do it alone.
00:55I can't do it alone.
00:56You're the only one who can't do it.
00:57No, no, no.
00:58I see.
00:59No, but Jimmy, if you do what you think is right.
01:02Yes.
01:03Yes.
01:04I don't know.
01:06I wonder if it's okay.
01:07Let's go.
01:08You can do it, Jimmy.
01:09Let's go.
01:10Is this it?
01:11Who is this from?
01:13I don't have it.
01:14Who?
01:15No.
01:16I don't have it.
01:17No?
01:18I'm sorry. It's me. I'm sorry.
01:19I don't need it.
01:20I think you'll be fully acknowledged.
01:23I see.
01:24I think you'll be fully acknowledged.
01:25What?
01:26I...
01:27Don't talk nonsense!
01:28No, no, no.
01:29Morita, really.
01:30You should make the swing bigger.
01:33This is last year's story.
01:35I used this to protect my pride as an entertainer.
01:39It's a receipt for the Shinkansen's in-car sales.
01:43If it's for the Shinkansen's in-car sales, it's pretty useful.
01:47Tabuchi, an Indian from Tokyo.
01:50He's disappointed in his juniors for not having a dream in Tokyo.
01:55When I woke up in the morning, it was raining heavily.
01:58I called a taxi because it was raining too much.
02:00I took a taxi to Shinagawa.
02:02From Shinagawa, I took a Shinkansen to Shin-Osaka.
02:04From Shin-Osaka, I took a taxi to the theater.
02:06I thought I didn't need an umbrella anymore.
02:08When I got in the taxi,
02:11I was asked,
02:12Do you have an umbrella today?
02:14I said,
02:15If you don't mind, I'll give you an umbrella.
02:17He's very kind.
02:18Recently, many people have forgotten their umbrellas.
02:21There are many people who have forgotten their umbrellas.
02:27There are a lot of umbrellas in the taxi.
02:29There are a lot of umbrellas in the trunk.
02:31I asked him to bring me an umbrella.
02:33When I got off the taxi, the driver came down.
02:36He opened the trunk and gave me an umbrella.
02:39You didn't forget it.
02:40I brought it because I wanted him to see it.
02:43Did you take it properly?
02:44I took it.
02:45The driver said,
02:46Here you are.
02:47He gave me an umbrella.
02:48This is it.
02:50It's a mess.
02:53It's a mess.
02:54What kind of umbrella did you use?
02:55No way.
02:57Look at this.
02:58What kind of story did you overcome?
02:59It's rusty.
03:00It's colored.
03:02He said,
03:03You're going to forget a lot of umbrellas.
03:05He's throwing it away.
03:08That's right.
03:09He's throwing it away on purpose.
03:11It's a 100% good-natured umbrella.
03:14You can't say,
03:15You're going to break it.
03:18I can't say that.
03:19On that day,
03:20He prepared a green car.
03:22I ride a green car with this.
03:24It's the white eyes of the people around me.
03:28He's riding a green car.
03:30Isn't the umbrella too rusty?
03:32He's a bad guy.
03:33He's a bad guy.
03:34I wanted to show him that I had money.
03:37So I ordered a lot of car sales.
03:40I ordered a lot of bento.
03:41I ordered a lot of ice cream.
03:43I spent my time eating it.
03:44I managed to get to Shin-Osaka.
03:46And then I went to the theater.
03:48Next is the eyes of the juniors.
03:50Tabuchi of INDIENCE
03:52I thought you were doing your best in Tokyo.
03:55You're still wearing an umbrella like this.
03:57Don't you use a rusted umbrella?
03:59It's life.
04:00He looks at me with a very dark eye.
04:02You shouldn't go to Tokyo.
04:04You shouldn't go to Tokyo.
04:05If you take this money and come back to me today,
04:08I want you to buy an umbrella made of cloth.
04:12I want my juniors to have a dream.
04:15What do you think of this, Jimmy?
04:16I don't think so.
04:17Why?
04:18One word.
04:19Why not?
04:21I was listening.
04:23I was listening.
04:24I don't think so.
04:26There's no reason.
04:27Give me a reason.
04:29It's a good story.
04:31It's a good story.
04:32It's not a big deal from Jimmy.
04:34It's not a big deal.
04:36Who are you listening to?
04:38Mr. Daigo is the judge.
04:40It's not a big deal from Jimmy.
04:42Why?
04:43You didn't have that kind of power.
04:45You just let me ride a green car.
04:47That's right.
04:48There was a tragedy because I was able to ride a green car.
04:51If this was a free seat and this was a rusted umbrella,
04:53I wouldn't have looked it up.
04:55But everyone didn't look at it.
04:59What are you talking about?
05:00You're a senior.
05:01I'm sorry.
05:02Then, Mr. Daigo, please.
05:04No one saw it?
05:05It's been a while.
05:06Why?
05:07Why?
05:10Don't get in my way.
05:12Don't call me.
05:13You're a senior.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:15But you can keep it as a treasure.
05:19For the future?
05:20For the future.
05:21Even if I'm riding a green car,
05:23I don't look at it as much as I think I do.
05:27How many times do I have to say that?
05:29Don't say the same thing over and over again.
05:31This.
05:32It's a pocket bag.
05:34It's a pocket bag for 300 yen.
05:36It's 308 yen.
05:37This is me.
05:38It's only 308 yen.
05:41I see.
05:42I'm going to end the Japanese evil customs today.
05:46Evil customs?
05:47I'm from Osaka every year on New Year's Day.
05:51When I get back to Osaka, I'm going to have a hot pot at my high school classmate's house.
05:57Still?
05:58I do it every year.
06:00All the high school students get married and bring their children.
06:03That's the age.
06:05Do you know why parents bring their children there?
06:08Because they want to show their faces.
06:10No.
06:11I just want to give my child a New Year's ball.
06:15I want to give my child a New Year's ball.
06:18If I get a New Year's ball, my wife will pick me up in about an hour and take me home.
06:23I see.
06:24That's pretty much the case every year.
06:27Children are cruel.
06:29I think there are few people like that.
06:31We thought so, too.
06:32I thought so, too.
06:33There are a lot of old ladies there.
06:35If you think like that, I'll kill you.
06:40But you were happy when you were a kid.
06:43I think we were grateful to the adults we got.
06:47I don't know if it's puberty or something, but I don't want to give it to them.
06:56I see.
06:57Why do you have to freeze your pochibukuro and give it to a kid who only meets once a year?
07:07Isn't it a crazy culture to give money to a kid who only meets once a year?
07:11That's right.
07:12But we're friends.
07:14I don't know, but you won't be invited to that pot next year.
07:18Why?
07:19I finally asked their parents last year.
07:24I don't want to give it to a kid who doesn't like ice cream.
07:29You said it.
07:30You said it.
07:32I went back to Osaka this year.
07:34There was a gathering.
07:36The kids came.
07:37They all liked ice cream very much.
07:43That's mean.
07:44They all liked ice cream very much.
07:46You can't give it to a kid who hasn't come.
07:50First of all, I want to say thank you to Morita-san for sending me a message.
07:56Then you should have done that from the beginning.
07:59That's right.
08:00Don't you think that Yoshimoto is a culture of giving out New Year's money?
08:04That's right.
08:05Don't you think that Yoshimoto is a culture of giving out New Year's money?
08:06Don't you think that Yoshimoto is a culture of giving out New Year's money?
08:07I think it was 10 years ago when Yoshimoto-san's master decided to make another declaration in the lobby of NGK.
08:18That's right.
08:19Kiyoshi-san is giving out 10,000 yen.
08:23If the other masters give out 10,000 yen, it will be hundreds of thousands of yen.
08:28That's right.
08:29Someone said, let's make it 1000 yen a day.
08:33Let's make it only in shape.
08:35Only in shape.
08:36I see.
08:37I see.
08:38I see.
08:39I see.
08:40I see.
08:41I see.
08:42I see.
08:43I see.
08:44I see.
08:45I see.
08:46If I make a new declaration to Yoshimit-san, I'll make a new drama.
08:50Don't fixed increase.
08:52I'll let you decide soon.
08:55I'll put these two notes back on the triangles.
08:58How expensive.
09:00This company is really expensive.
09:01It's 3.8 million yen.
09:03It's not part of the cost.
09:04It's not part of the cost.
09:05If we put these on 3,000,000 yen, we'll get something.
09:07When I had zero money, I have already passed through NGK for three laps.
09:12You have already passed through NGK for three laps.
09:13Nothing left.
09:14Nothing left.
09:15I
09:45Get it get it
09:48Get it get it. Can I'm an akashay of someone who each one this side Jimmy onishi
09:55I'm a winner. I know I'm a war I need to the mother's gaga. Oh, she's a mocca
10:00Yeah, war I'm on stage. I mean I like not only cutie
10:06I know
10:08I fell in love with someone else, and that's how I won the racquet.
10:16What are you talking about?
10:18Jimmy-san, let me ask you one more time.
10:21Jimmy-san, what is that?
10:23I fell in love with someone else.
10:27You fell in love with someone else?
10:30I wanted to upload this video on YouTube.
10:35You made a channel?
10:36Yes.
10:37I thought about what I wanted to do as a hobby.
10:41You thought about what you wanted to upload on YouTube.
10:44When I was playing tennis, I thought of a cute girl.
10:48That's right.
10:49What?
10:50When I went to school, I took a video of my improvement on YouTube.
10:54I see.
10:55You can play tennis with a cute girl and get more views on YouTube.
11:00Yes.
11:01Then I fell in love with someone else.
11:05Who told you that?
11:07Higashino-kun told me that I was the most interesting entertainer on YouTube.
11:11That's amazing.
11:13The most entertaining entertainer?
11:14So you're saying that you're not the most entertaining entertainer?
11:18I don't think so.
11:21You're not the most entertaining entertainer?
11:23I won't stop looking for the most entertaining entertainer.
11:25Let's take a look at some of Jimmy-san's YouTube videos.
11:29Here are some of Jimmy's YouTube videos in which he voted for Kouji Higashino as the least entertaining entertainer.
11:37Cleaning up.
11:39He's playing tennis.
11:42He's playing with a racket.
11:44He's showing this.
11:46What is this?
11:47Cleaning up.
11:48Is this after the game?
11:50What about the practice scene?
11:52Wait, did you dig?
11:54I just did.
11:55What?
11:56Is that it?
12:00Sleeping.
12:03He's on YouTube.
12:05He's on YouTube.
12:06He's on YouTube.
12:08He's on my YouTube channel.
12:09He's laughing.
12:10He's laughing.
12:11He wasn't looking.
12:13He's awake.
12:14This is bad.
12:15This is bad.
12:16He's drawing a picture.
12:18I like this kind of scenery.
12:20I want to see it.
12:23Good.
12:26He's standing under a mountain.
12:28This is in December, right?
12:29This is in December, right?
12:36Huh?
12:38What is this?
12:40This is before he was killed.
12:43This is after he was killed.
12:44This is after he was killed.
12:45I love this.
12:46What do you think?
12:47What do you think, Jimmy-san?
12:49Was it entertaining?
12:50It wasn't entertaining at all.
12:51What is this?
12:53You don't think it was entertaining?
12:56I hate it when I look at it.
12:59Don't you see how funny it is?
13:00I hate it when I look at it.
13:01What kind of YouTube do you want to do?
13:03What kind of YouTube do you want to do?
13:04I don't have much hair.
13:06It's Sakai-san on YouTube.
13:09It's Sakai-san on YouTube.
13:10It's Sakai-san on YouTube.
13:11I don't know if it's medicine or something.
13:13What?
13:14It's not medicine.
13:15It's not?
13:16What is it?
13:17Wasabi and...
13:19What?
13:20Wasabi?
13:22You can't apply it.
13:24I don't know.
13:26You have to eat it.
13:28You have to eat wasabi and banana peel.
13:32Wasabi and banana peel?
13:34You have to eat the peel.
13:36Then?
13:38Then the hair will grow.
13:42Do you do that?
13:44Yes, I do.
13:46I'm not pretending.
13:48You're not pretending.
13:50You're definitely not.
13:52You're not, right?
13:54You're not, right?
13:56You didn't pass.
13:58You didn't pass.
14:00Everyone forgot that joke.
14:04I was wondering where to shake it.
14:08I didn't know I'd be in a place like this.
14:10It's too natural.
14:12It's amazing.
14:14You're definitely not.
14:16You don't have to eat it.
14:18You're eating it with wasabi.
14:20Are you doing it with banana peel?
14:22Are you doing it with banana peel?
14:26You can't apply it.
14:28You can't apply it.
14:30It's meaningless.
14:32You can't apply it.
14:34It doesn't matter if it doesn't grow.
14:40I'd rather be like this.
14:42Please make a decision.
14:44I
15:14Don't know Becky's I'm gonna take it off. Hi. Oh, oh she got on that I mean I'm but no need for rocks
15:20Oh, do you want it? I'll be your guy
15:23No, I don't Becky jeans. They have no other chosen you study. Oh, sweet. You know what I see
15:30It's time
15:32It's name grime I need or I'm on the honest you got you must say
15:36Yakuza couldn't I make him put me something
15:3940-sided
15:40in the first blonde hair
15:42I was a bit worried
15:44But then I realized
15:46It's this face, so it's fine
15:48And then
15:50The hairdresser said,
15:52You look great
15:54It looks great on you
15:56Really?
15:58So cool
16:00I took 300 photos
16:02300?
16:04You did your best
16:06Yeah
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