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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Potomac.
00:06I'm taking all my lows and putting them in my carry-on.
00:09I'm throwing my best dress.
00:11Now I met with my lawyer.
00:15We have to go to a mediator.
00:16Okay.
00:17She says I could be signing papers by June.
00:20What?
00:21Mediation.
00:23What's happening?
00:24We have a few appointments where we decide who takes what.
00:29So, Mom, we invited Eddie's side of the family to the party.
00:34It's the first time we'll all be in the same room.
00:37I don't trust those people.
00:39She's going the wrong way.
00:41She's, like, going in circles.
00:43What's your name?
00:43What's your status?
00:44Oh, that's Nora.
00:45Just one, because I know.
00:47And she can't even speak.
00:48She can't even say anything.
00:50My in-law.
00:51You on this side. Yeah, yeah.
00:52We're in the center. There we go.
00:53We have to work things out.
00:56I ain't okay with it.
00:57You had an affair with my wife.
00:59She got pregnant and had an abortion because of you.
01:03There's so much going on with Gordon right now.
01:05He's in mania.
01:06At GNA, you shared a lot of sensitive things with us.
01:09Oh, yes.
01:10And then 24 hours later, you're on Instagram
01:12with a full-fledged photo shoot with Gordon and Ink
01:17and the children.
01:18Wait a minute. What?
01:20The fathers of my children can get along.
01:23The fathers?
01:27I thought Gordon was your children's father.
01:29Well, wait a minute.
01:30Back it up a little bit.
01:31I've been married before.
01:32We have been married before.
01:33Oh, I'm sorry.
01:34I didn't know that.
01:35Back it up.
01:36I have three amazing children.
01:37Two of them are by my current husband,
01:38and my oldest is from a previous marriage.
01:39But he wasn't there.
01:40He wasn't there.
01:41But he does also hang out with Gordon,
01:42so yes, he does get along.
01:43I don't know why we're attacking Mia right now,
01:44because I'm sorry.
01:45Nobody's attacking me.
01:46What?
01:47Nobody's attacking me.
01:48Nobody's attacking me.
01:49Nobody's attacking me.
01:50Nobody's attacking me.
01:51Nobody's attacking me.
01:52Nobody's attacking me.
01:53Nobody's attacking me.
01:54Nobody's attacking me.
01:55Nobody's attacking me.
01:56What?
01:57What's going on?
01:58What is that?
01:59Isn't it OK for them to have a picture together?
02:00Can I speak?
02:01I was there.
02:03So, Gordon, he is OK with it for like five minutes,
02:04but the other 20 minutes, he's miserable,
02:05saying he doesn't want it there.
02:06He wants him gone.
02:07Really?
02:08Why do you make it like he's in a good space if he's not?
02:09I think that's fair.
02:10I think that's fair.
02:11What Jacqueline is basically saying
02:12is she's saying that for lack of a better word,
02:13she's saying that he's in a good place.
02:14I think that's fair.
02:15I think that's fair.
02:16What Jacqueline is basically saying
02:17is she's saying that for lack of a better word,
02:18he's in a good place.
02:19I think that's fair.
02:20I think that's fair.
02:21I think that's fair.
02:22What Jacqueline is basically saying
02:23is she's saying that for lack of a better word,
02:24you're putting up a facade.
02:25When we were all talking at GNA,
02:26you said that in front of the kids
02:27and in front of Gordon needs to fall back a little bit.
02:28Mm-hmm.
02:29But just because you guys said that
02:30doesn't mean I'm going to do that in my household.
02:31You can make recommendations and give your opinions,
02:32but at the end of the day, I call the shots.
02:33I'm not saying that at all.
02:34I just think it's really interesting
02:35that we're at a birthday celebration,
02:36and, of course, Giselle has to be there.
02:37And I think that's fair.
02:38I think that's fair.
02:39I think that's fair.
02:41and nitpicking.
02:42It's just nasty work.
02:43I don't like it.
02:44I'm getting really frustrated.
02:45I think, basically, right now,
02:46Mia was really trying to be the glue
02:47that holds us together,
02:48make it work for the kids,
02:49make it work for me.
02:50And still have your own piece
02:51of hack mishap.
02:52That's understandable.
02:53But that's really
02:54a little bit irresponsible.
02:55We know that that's not feasible.
02:56Hey, ladies.
02:57Hi.
02:58Hi.
02:59How are you?
03:00I'm good, how are you?
03:01All right, well, we're going to give you
03:02a little bit of time to get together.
03:03Oh, my God.
03:04I feel like they even have a break.
03:05Yes, we definitely do.
03:06They have a break.
03:07Hey, ladies. I'm getting a citation from the governor of Maryland.
03:13And then...
03:14A citation?
03:16I'm getting a citation from the White House?
03:17A citation?
03:18How many glasses of champagne have you had, Wendy?
03:20A citation has a negative connotation.
03:24Yo, ladies.
03:26Hello.
03:27So, the birthday girl is receiving a citation from Governor Westmore.
03:31A citation?
03:32Are you sure?
03:36You know what?
03:37We about to find out.
03:38It is not a citation.
03:40How does Wendy have four degrees?
03:42She's getting a proclamation.
03:44Are you okay?
03:44No, f**k you.
03:45What did I say?
03:46No, because you never have my back, Jacqueline.
03:47Just stay over there.
03:49Hey, can't I have the citation to myself for now?
03:52Can't I have something?
03:59So, the governor of Maryland could not be here,
04:01but we're all friends of the governor.
04:05In recognition of your life's extraordinary...
04:08I guess so.
04:10Even though Eddie and his family,
04:13they're all working to be better to each other,
04:16I am concerned because we all haven't been together
04:20for over 13 years.
04:23So, I don't know.
04:23I just want peace.
04:25What is going on?
04:27How are you?
04:28You got a big thing coming up this week, don't you?
04:29I know. So do you.
04:31I know. Mine's Tuesday.
04:32Mine's Monday.
04:34So, as far as your mediation,
04:36you guys have to go through the financial part, too?
04:38Yeah.
04:39And so you know what you want.
04:41I feel like I'm expecting him to be there.
04:44My husband is very successful.
04:46He comes from a very well-respected family in Germany.
04:50Sorry for being rude.
04:51I don't mean to be rude.
04:52I just feel like we should.
04:52Okay. Yeah, yeah.
04:53Aw.
04:54Congratulations.
04:57I got a citation, y'all.
05:00To receive a governor's citation
05:03from the governor of Maryland
05:06to be recognized and seen
05:09for the work that you have done.
05:11This is major.
05:13Woo!
05:14It's time to eat.
05:15Oh, my gosh.
05:16KC is really cool.
05:18Who's her?
05:19She's going into mediation on Monday.
05:21And both of you have given me such great advice.
05:25And she's going to mediation on Monday.
05:26Oh, good.
05:29This is the mayor's wife at his table.
05:33The mayor of Maryland is married to a progressive black man.
05:37Dang.
05:40Sorry I'm late today.
05:42I think she needs some real people to talk to.
05:44Yeah, well, we're going to talk to her right now.
05:46We're going to go inside to talk to you.
05:48I'll be back then.
05:49Can we talk to you inside?
05:50Sure.
05:51I'm back.
05:52One thing I knew in my marriage
05:54was where all the money was,
05:56where all the accounts were.
05:57So getting divorced, I wasn't going into it blind.
06:00Because these men try to make sure you have nothing.
06:02Stacey, girl, you in danger.
06:05OK, so to be transparent, Stacey, you know,
06:07you and I had this conversation about how
06:09you have a big day coming up.
06:10Why don't you tell them your situation?
06:13I was just saying that I'm going to mediation on Monday.
06:15OK.
06:16And I am choosing to be optimistic.
06:19When my soon-to-be ex-husband and I got
06:22together almost 20 years ago, we said
06:24we will never be the type of people that
06:26fight over money and assets.
06:29And so that's how I'm moving forward on Monday,
06:33just really, you know, in a positive space.
06:35Everyone says that in the beginning,
06:37just FYI, because you don't go into a marriage thinking
06:40we're going to get divorced, right?
06:42Right.
06:43I just feel like I know the person that I married.
06:46Well, you do.
06:47I know him.
06:48You do, but you don't know him in this way.
06:50You said yourself you all grew apart.
06:52OK.
06:53Tremendously.
06:54So you do not know him.
06:56I found out that new hosts are making $56,000 bonuses.
07:03Don't taunt your new love in front of him too much,
07:06because that will make him fight.
07:08You have to put all the brakes on that.
07:10I think you should close one chapter
07:11before opening the other.
07:13Seeing your boyfriend, why, you's a married woman.
07:16Take my advice.
07:18Hide.
07:19Hide.
07:22Between now and mediation, you need
07:24to write down what you want and be
07:26specific about everything that you want
07:28for yourself and for your child.
07:30Trust me.
07:31My experience with this divorce is different than Ashley's.
07:36We are amicably divorcing.
07:39So I'm welcoming this advice, and it is
07:42making me think about things.
07:44But they don't know my situation.
07:46All right.
07:47All right, let's go get another cocktail.
07:49And some shots, because it's still my birthday, bitches.
07:51Hi, y'all.
07:54I just want to say thank you guys so much for coming.
07:56Out of all of this, this means the most to us.
07:59We appreciate you so much.
08:01You look just like Eddie.
08:03Eddie's face.
08:04With some hair.
08:05With some hair.
08:06But most importantly, I definitely
08:08wanted the kids to know who their aunties are.
08:11So Carter, Cruz, and Cameron, that's your auntie Melanie.
08:15His favorite.
08:17That's his baby sister, her husband.
08:19And that is Auntie Nora.
08:21Auntie Nora, yeah.
08:22That's her husband right there.
08:24Say hello.
08:25Eddie and his relationship with his family has been a journey.
08:28When we got married, he sacrificed everything.
08:32And so just to see that 180 is more than just
08:35my birthday party.
08:36It's really like a significant time for everyone I love.
08:40Thank you guys so much.
08:42No, thank you.
08:43Thank you for having us.
08:44Oh, absolutely.
08:45What's up this morning?
08:46What's going on here?
08:47What's going on here?
08:48In the house.
08:49They have it in the moment.
08:50I just, I just, she's just a girl.
08:53And I know.
08:54Why are you crying?
08:55I'm a baby.
08:56Why are you crying?
08:57I'm a baby.
08:58Why are you a baby?
08:59Why are you looking?
09:00Why are you looking?
09:01Cameron, what are you looking at?
09:06It's OK.
09:10It's OK.
09:12Hopefully the next time we all get together,
09:14you know, we'll have mom, dad, everybody together.
09:17Amen.
09:18So this is just the beginning.
09:19Coming up next.
09:21Your girls were sneaking boys in the house in DR.
09:24You didn't want me to break into the group.
09:26And guess what?
09:28What you're not going to do is lash out on me and my daughters.
09:44Oh.
09:45Hello.
09:46Hi.
09:47Welcome.
09:48Welcome to Tipsy Scoop.
09:49Oh my gosh.
09:50Can I see Ivy first?
09:51OK.
09:52For me, she's good.
09:53You have non-alcoholic ones, right?
09:54Yeah.
09:55Yeah, I got you.
09:56All right.
09:58You're welcome.
09:59So what type of ice cream do you like?
10:00I have chocolate peanut butter.
10:01I have Oreo.
10:02Maybe the peanut butter chocolate one.
10:03Peanut butter.
10:04I'll do the dark chocolate whiskey.
10:06My little Grace.
10:08Oh, I have missed her.
10:09She had her first year as a college woman.
10:13And she did amazing.
10:15This is good.
10:18So this is nice.
10:19Like, we get to just have mommy Grace time.
10:23And I mean, I feel like you're growing up and stuff.
10:25I am.
10:26So how do you feel like your first year of college went, ma'am?
10:29I mean, there was ups and downs.
10:31You know, ups and everything.
10:34But I feel like I did good.
10:37I shocked myself.
10:39Really?
10:40Yeah.
10:41That's good.
10:42I feel like since you left, we've gotten closer.
10:44Yeah, we have.
10:45You call me every morning.
10:46It's my routine.
10:47Now what about them twins?
10:48You think them twins are going to make it?
10:50They splitting up.
10:51I think Adora's going to have a breakdown.
10:52Really?
10:53Yes.
10:54Because she relies on Angel for, like, just everything.
10:57I need to know when to go down there and help her out.
10:59When do you think the breakdown's going to happen?
11:01Week two or week three?
11:02Week two.
11:03OK.
11:04My dad passed away.
11:05And now these girls are leaving me.
11:08If I could just go back and put these girls back in a bassinet
11:11right now, I would.
11:13So that it wouldn't be back to back, just everyone
11:16leaving my life at one time.
11:18You did miss when stuff was going down with Pops.
11:20You weren't there.
11:21Yeah.
11:22Like, Angel and Adora, like, really lived it with me.
11:25But you know, I was happy you were off doing your thing.
11:27Because you didn't need to be extra sad.
11:29Yeah.
11:30But right before you called me, I was looking at his note.
11:33Right before I called you to tell you that he passed away?
11:35Yes.
11:36Oh, wow.
11:37And then you told me.
11:39And then I looked at it again.
11:41A year ago, my dad passed suddenly.
11:44So that has been a huge tragedy for me, for my family.
11:49After he went to the hospital, and then he
11:51was getting checked out, he was calling me every hour.
11:53And then he stopped calling me.
11:54Yeah.
11:55So I knew I needed to get on the next flight.
11:57Yeah.
11:58So I, like, went to, like, type to get a flight, Grace.
12:03I could not type.
12:05So I was in the kitchen, and Angel really just,
12:07like, jumped into gear.
12:08She, like, called your dad.
12:09Yeah.
12:10She was like, mom is struggling.
12:11She needs a ticket.
12:12Yeah.
12:13And he was like, just go to the airport.
12:15By the time you get there, you'll have a ticket.
12:17Yeah.
12:18But they, Angel and Adora really, like,
12:21held my hand through it.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Which I appreciate it.
12:24So the other day, you mentioned, like,
12:26when I'm going to be home alone by myself.
12:28Yeah.
12:29What are you going to be doing at the time?
12:31Cooking class might be good.
12:32You need it.
12:33OK, Grace.
12:34My cooking is great.
12:35Baking is great.
12:37Good.
12:38Good.
12:39Good.
12:50Dean, can you go get the backpacks for mommy?
12:55You put me through the rear this morning.
13:00Hey, buds.
13:01What country are you guys studying in camp?
13:04We are on Scotland.
13:07Next is Wales.
13:09Where is Wales located?
13:19Near South America?
13:20Oh, Mommy didn't know.
13:22We're almost ready to go.
13:23Mommy has a long day.
13:24I have to pack some snacks.
13:26Yeah!
13:27Going into this mediation with Michael,
13:29my head is just swarming with so many things.
13:32So for my kids to be running around like little banshees,
13:36if anything, it's a nice distraction.
13:43Have kids day, Sed!
13:50Everybody buckle in. Dean, did you buckle?
13:53Okay.
13:55All right, everyone's in?
13:59I have the children 7 days a week,
14:01and then Michael will have them for a weekend.
14:04The worst possible scenario for me is when my divorce is finalized,
14:08that I will have to go weeks without seeing my children.
14:13Okay, boobies, ready to go in?
14:15Ready to go to camp?
14:17Literally even as I say it, my heart starts beating really fast,
14:23and I know that that's a possibility.
14:30I got this.
14:33The universe is always working for me, always.
14:37Yeah, get the f*** out the way.
14:39Evil Knievel?
14:41F***.
14:45Can we avoid Michael seeing me, please?
14:51I'm nervous because I know it's going to be a fight.
14:56My dignity, all intact, let's go.
14:59Coming up next...
15:01I went into my first mediation appointment.
15:04First of all, let me just say...
15:07there was a lot of things I didn't know about.
15:21Hey, guys!
15:23Hey!
15:25How are you?
15:29Hey, what's up?
15:31Dixie!
15:33Yes, yes, yes, hey, Dixie.
15:35How are you? I'm good, I'm good.
15:37Greg has had open arms for 10 years.
15:40He started off as a licensed clinical social worker,
15:43and once he started the company, his family members were totally on board
15:46and really supportive of him, and it just worked.
15:49You know, it's kind of funny because Greg thinks he's my boss,
15:52but I don't really take that serious.
15:54I think it's kind of cute.
15:56Miss April, do you miss me? I do.
15:58What's going on? Not that much.
16:00So the back-to-school thing. Okay.
16:02So we have book bags.
16:04That's a great segue into this.
16:06We're going to need you to be starting, you know, really hitting all these schools.
16:09You got your cool outfits on and stuff, but we need you to be, you know,
16:12working and stuff like that.
16:14Yeah, absolutely. Okay, cool, that's what Greg said.
16:16Greg said you look cute, but you ain't doing nothing.
16:18Exactly. That's all lies.
16:20Let's get this thing going.
16:23Ooh! Ooh!
16:25Yeah, but if she start acting right, man, she can become a dick.
16:28Oh! Okay, okay.
16:30I don't know.
16:32I like to boss you around.
16:36I am 36, and Greg is 42.
16:39All right, what's the scene, y'all?
16:41Okay.
16:43Greg is definitely, like, caving in a little bit, in my opinion.
16:45Like, I'm the man, I'm the provider.
16:48Because now he does expect dinner.
16:51Yeah, that's, like, so 1960.
16:53Like, just let me be free.
16:55Ooh, looking at all these little hip-hop little snippets or whatever.
16:59What's up?
17:01So I don't act right?
17:03At times, you know. Oh, at times.
17:05You can get off the hinge a little bit at times.
17:07I'm always off the hinge.
17:09Oh, no, okay.
17:11Even if we get married, I'm going to be off the hinge.
17:13I know you should work on that, though, you know?
17:15You don't think I'm putting in work?
17:18I actually kept it very cute. You'd be proud of me.
17:20So I didn't know if I told you this or not,
17:22but my lawyer told me as of the moment
17:25that everything is going in a positive direction.
17:27With the lawsuit...
17:29What did your lawyer say?
17:31That just let him handle it for me.
17:33Okay.
17:35The actual case that I'm making is a personal injury claim,
17:37which is a lawsuit against Deborah
17:39for the damages done to me for my forehead.
17:41The altercation with Deborah
17:43really had, like, a very negative impact on my relationship.
17:46Greg was affected because one of his biggest fears
17:49that something bad would happen to me.
17:51It really made him, like,
17:53hmm, I don't like this for you,
17:55especially, like, being a part of the group.
17:57So you already know what you got to do,
17:59like, kind of, like, to kind of end the whole...
18:01It's not even ended. It's just more so, like,
18:03I just don't want to give too much credence
18:05to something that's going to interrupt
18:07all the process that I made.
18:09You remember I was crying every morning.
18:11Yeah, well, I'm not crying right now, so that's good.
18:13That's good, yeah. For once.
18:15You want to make me cry? Never.
18:17Okay, all right.
18:29This is pretty.
18:34Hello. Hello.
18:36How are you? I am good. How are you?
18:38You look fantastic. Look at you.
18:40You going to sit next to me? Yes.
18:42Thank you. I like your shoes.
18:46Hey, guys. Hi.
18:48How are you? So good.
18:50How are you, my beauties? Good, good, good.
18:52Hey, ladies. Welcome to Deck 11.
18:54Why don't you bring the charcuterie plate?
18:56Sure. We have the Greek salad.
18:58The poached pear.
19:00Any cocktails? Just a ginger ale for me.
19:02Okay, thank you.
19:04Look who it is. Hello.
19:06If Winnie don't have some glasses to match every outfit...
19:08Okay.
19:12How y'all doing?
19:14Hi, Ms. Sparrow. I know.
19:16You did that.
19:18How you doing?
19:20What did y'all order?
19:22I ordered the charcuterie plate.
19:24Of course you did.
19:26For the table.
19:28Hi, ladies. Hi.
19:30Nice to see you.
19:32Welcome.
19:36You're pretty in pink.
19:38You're glowing.
19:40Hi, ladies.
19:42I feel like we need to recap from chapter 40
19:44because... Okay, what happened?
19:46Yes. That was
19:48eye-opening to sit with you all
19:50and to hear what you said.
19:52I just feel like I know the person that I married.
19:54You said yourself
19:56you all grew apart.
19:58Tremendously. So you do not know him.
20:00I went into my first
20:02mediation appointment. I did have a conversation
20:04with my attorney, like you suggested.
20:06And?
20:08Well, let me just say
20:10my husband and I had
20:12a very old-school kind of
20:14relationship in that he managed the
20:16finances.
20:18To be honest, I haven't paid a bill in
20:2015 years.
20:22There was a lot of
20:24things I didn't know about.
20:26Because when you go into mediation,
20:28you have to have full financial disclosure.
20:30And I didn't know about
20:32this account. And what did you say? I'm sorry.
20:34What was in my name?
20:36It was just...
20:38I feel the same way. Just so you know.
20:40I don't know how to pay my mortgage.
20:42I have no idea. I don't know when it's due.
20:44I don't know who my light company is.
20:46I don't. So I understand
20:48what you're saying. Because you trust
20:50your husband. I do, but I also feel
20:52like that's the least you can do if I'm taking
20:54care of the kids. I know everything about the kids.
20:56So that's the trade-off. But just
20:58hearing y'all talk, even though I'm not going through a divorce,
21:00I'm like, damn, let me go home and see who my mortgage goes to.
21:02You know, my ex-husband,
21:04soon-to-be ex-husband was very similar.
21:06Took care of everything. So I understand.
21:08It is a learning curve. It is a learning curve.
21:10Transitioning
21:12into being a single mom, I've got to
21:14be smarter. I've got to know what's going on
21:16with my money. I'm glad that now
21:18I know everything.
21:20And maybe I know everything because the ladies
21:22nudged me a little and said, hey, speak up
21:24and ask questions. We have several
21:26appointments, so we didn't iron everything out
21:28in one appointment. Yeah. So for
21:30you, it's interesting that you guys have multiple appointments
21:32because ours was a set day.
21:34So my attorney was like, hey, be prepared. This could
21:36start at 10, it could go until 1 a.m.
21:38Because they were going to handle it all in one day.
21:40All in one day. Yeah. How was it
21:42seeing him? I didn't make eye contact.
21:44Oh. But ultimately, you know,
21:46we, um...
21:48Wait a minute.
21:50Oh, boy. Um,
21:52you know. No. Was it contentious?
21:54Or was it just a lot y'all had to go through?
21:56Um...
21:58We did not reach an agreement.
22:02There is a confidentiality clause
22:04that the other party would like
22:06to implement that I am not
22:08really in agreement with.
22:10Did they want to implement post-divorce?
22:12Yes. Like, for eternity.
22:14Uh-uh. Oh, no.
22:16Perpetuity? Perpetuity.
22:18Oh, no, baby.
22:20My mediation went on for about
22:22nine hours. We made a decision
22:24about custody.
22:26So he'll get 10 days
22:28per month. But ultimately,
22:30the confidentiality clause that Michael sent was like,
22:32Ashley will never talk about me ever on this show.
22:34Ever. You can't say anything about me publicly that
22:36disparages me or my personal reputation.
22:38I was like, I can't sign that.
22:40I can't control other people. The f*** do I look
22:42like? A genie? A wizard? No.
22:44Because you know I am an open person.
22:46Like, that's just, it's inauthentic
22:48to who I am. True.
22:50So, do y'all have a date to go back?
22:52We are not going back to mediation. Oh, what?
22:54That's it? So now, I either
22:56file this public complaint, which my lawyer
22:58asked me to do this morning. What does that mean? What does that do?
23:00That puts all my business on H-Street.
23:02Oh, that's like the...
23:04The other option is that our attorneys
23:06communicate now to come to an agreement.
23:08So I'm waiting to see if maybe they
23:10acquiesce a little
23:12before I do that.
23:14Go ahead, Ashley. She got a
23:16bargaining chip. He wants her silence.
23:18Well, that's called alimony.
23:20Ding, ding, ding, Ashley!
23:22Get paid.
23:24He's bothering my kids. I'm not trying to make it
23:26contentious, you know? I'm really not.
23:28But it does need to be fair.
23:30Okay.
23:32Coming up next...
23:34You know what? The girls, some of them
23:36have been really messy.
23:38Anybody who is not
23:40first and foremost concerned
23:42about your health and well-being is not a friend of yours.
23:56Ladies first, madam.
23:58Thank you, babe. Hi.
24:00Welcome to Mita.
24:02If I can get you out to your table,
24:04if you'd follow me this way. Absolutely.
24:06This is so cute. I love it.
24:08I love this for us.
24:10You actually flying in
24:12and flying out the same day
24:14is insane. You're headed back to New York
24:16after this lunch? Yeah.
24:18Quick visit. We just wanted to bring you
24:20over some sparkling chardonnay.
24:22Thank you. From Argentina. Ooh, from Argentina.
24:24Okay. That's one place I haven't been.
24:26None for me. Thank you.
24:28Chef's actually prepared some
24:30special dishes for you. Perfect.
24:32Thank you so much. This feels like we're celebrating.
24:34I got a huge, huge deal.
24:36Probably my biggest deal ever with Amazon.
24:38They're rolling out a new
24:40campaign launch for their lives.
24:42I do meetings with them weekly.
24:44I feel so executive. I look at you
24:46and I'm like, I live vicariously through you now.
24:48Every day I look at Raven,
24:50I could not be happier for her.
24:52She's living her best life
24:54and thriving in her marketing career.
24:56I want to be in her purse and go with her.
24:58Everywhere.
25:00But she's not having it.
25:02Oh, thank you
25:04so much. Wow.
25:06Beautiful. Here's our watermelon
25:08crudo. Okay. And then we finish
25:10it up with our cucumber leche de tigre.
25:12Thank you so much. Thank you.
25:14Raven, ready?
25:16This is so pretty. I feel bad eating it.
25:18I do too. Like, this is stunning.
25:20That's so good.
25:22So how is
25:24the love life?
25:26Obviously I'm dating,
25:28but you would know if they were special.
25:30I'm not in a rush
25:32or anything, but it is spooky
25:34out there. I love it that you're loving yourself
25:36and taking care of yourself. This is your time.
25:38You know? And in fact,
25:40one of the most powerful moments
25:42after the accident was when I realized
25:44I wasn't taking care of myself.
25:46And you always say to me,
25:48Mom, you're so strong. I'm so proud of you.
25:50You are. I feel like you also carry the weight of the
25:52world on you a lot of the times, and then you
25:54never stop to process that.
25:56And it's hard to not
25:58look strong all the time. Yeah.
26:00I cry all the time.
26:02We're so opposite in that way. I know.
26:04You soldier through. I am like
26:06blubbering in the corner with my hand on my chest.
26:08But I realize I'm human.
26:12Oh, lovely. Thank you so much.
26:14We have our arepas.
26:16Maybe five different kinds. Okay.
26:18Sounds yummy. Thank you. We hope you enjoy.
26:20Perfect. Thank you.
26:22You know what? The girls, some of them
26:24have been really messy
26:26and judgmental, and they don't even know
26:28what's going on. Anybody
26:30who approaches this situation and is not
26:32first and foremost
26:34concerned about your health and well-being is
26:36not a friend of yours. Is not a friend.
26:38There is no other conversation to be had.
26:40Mm-hmm. I think
26:42to go for mess or go for anything
26:44other than that is shameful.
26:46It is shameful.
26:48Period. But that's all I'll say.
26:50Thank you, Miss Raven. Thank you, Miss Raven.
26:52That's all I'll say. I couldn't have said it more eloquent
26:54myself.
27:04Hi.
27:06How are you? How are you, Mia?
27:08Lauren. Nice to meet you, Lauren.
27:10So I'm actually here
27:12because I have a friend
27:14who can use a little assistance.
27:16Hi.
27:18Hello. Oh, yes.
27:20Look at this box.
27:22I'm a mommy.
27:24I kind of wanted to, like, you know,
27:26fleece it out.
27:28Are you being my sugar mommy?
27:30Oh, yes, girl.
27:32This is so cute.
27:34Oh, my God.
27:36If we were by ourselves, I'd kiss you on the lips.
27:38Oh, my God. Jacqueline is just Jacqueline.
27:40She's a country girl.
27:42She grew up on a farm with horses.
27:44She grew up... I don't even know if they wore shoes
27:46back in the day.
27:48She's not a fashionista.
27:50It doesn't come natural.
27:52You know?
27:54She and Giselle should be really close, right?
27:56Boo-boo!
27:58Boo-boo-boo-boo!
28:00Good God.
28:02What's going on over here?
28:04Are you trying to make me look worse?
28:06You're getting worse.
28:08It's giving me Easter Sunday, okay?
28:10I'm just kidding. I love you.
28:12Right. You want to go try some vitamins on?
28:14Yeah, let's try it on. Thank you.
28:16Okay. All right, Jacqueline.
28:18Let's see what you got going on.
28:22Okay.
28:24I'm not sure how I feel about the pooching.
28:26It doesn't look like she's just sick of sh...
28:28What?
28:30Mia.
28:34Yes! See, I told you.
28:36I knew I liked this one.
28:38Don't you love?
28:40Yeah.
28:42This is cute, Jacqueline.
28:44Okay, come sit and have some champagne.
28:46I actually think I need that.
28:48No. This is mine. I'm kidding.
28:50How are you and Pee-Pee doing?
28:52Pee-Pee means parental partner.
28:54And also because he has a big pee-pee.
28:56Jacqueline! What?
28:58Me and Pee-Pee are good.
29:00There's a lot of hurt in our relationship,
29:02but I feel like we're working on our friendship first.
29:04He's giving him 13 years.
29:06Well, Mia, we're giving Ink some time, too.
29:08He's been around a long time.
29:10Yeah, he has, but we haven't, like,
29:12agreed to, like, be in a relationship
29:14until recently.
29:16And obviously, my only reservation is because of Gordon.
29:18Because, you know, it's a situation
29:20I gotta deal with.
29:22Like, I can't ignore it.
29:24I think you should iron out your stuff with Gordon first.
29:26Correct. Unfortunately, it's ever-changing
29:28because I am dealing with somebody who wakes up
29:30on different pages every other day, right?
29:32And actually, at Wendy's party,
29:34Giselle really pissed me off that night
29:36because I don't know if she's obsessed
29:38with my social media.
29:40At G&A, you shared a lot of personal
29:42sensitive things with us.
29:44And then 24 hours later,
29:46you're on Instagram
29:48with a full-fledged photo shoot
29:50with Gordon and Ink.
29:52Yeah.
29:54Does she like that picture?
29:56Of course not.
29:58But I just don't
30:00think that
30:02it was appropriate for her
30:04to bring it up
30:06in that setting, questioning me
30:08and what I'm doing.
30:10I think it's foul.
30:12Every time I am in the presence
30:14of Cruella DeVille,
30:16she's questioning something about my family
30:18and who I am
30:20as a mother.
30:22When G shared with the world
30:24that your children had seen you in bed
30:26with another man...
30:28Really, really bothered me, and I told you...
30:30You don't think it bothered me, Karen?
30:32You mixed Ink with Gordon.
30:34You didn't protect your kids at all costs.
30:36If you are a friend,
30:38pick up the phone and call me
30:40or say, hey, can I come over
30:42and check on you?
30:44So it's very disheartening.
30:46You know, people will treat you the way
30:48that you allow them to treat you,
30:50and so I'm gonna have a conversation with her.
30:52Giselle mad because she don't got one man
30:54and you got, like, three or four.
30:56Coming up...
30:58You can question me.
31:00You can question me. Don't question the...
31:02I got it. I got it.
31:04I'm just trying to remind you.
31:06Every now and again, you gotta remind me.
31:08Okay, that's fine.
31:20Yay!
31:22Are you ready?
31:24Uh...
31:26I'm just gonna sh... my pants over the edge.
31:28Me too.
31:30Hi.
31:32Hi.
31:34How are y'all?
31:36Wow, the day is finally here.
31:38Okay, so we'll get you checked in
31:40and have you sign a waiver
31:42to say that you trust us and all that kind of stuff.
31:44New Hope is an organization
31:46that serves the homeless community
31:48and the DMV, and they just do amazing work,
31:50and I'm really happy to be a part of it,
31:52because at one point in time,
31:54my mom and I were almost homeless,
31:56and if my grandmother didn't take us in,
31:58I don't know where we would have been.
32:00Every participant has to raise at least $1,000.
32:02And of course, I had to invite my girls there as well.
32:10My kids are gonna come too.
32:12The kids are gonna come?
32:14Yeah.
32:16Oh, good.
32:18This is cool.
32:20Once you're all suited up and ready to go,
32:22they will take you upstairs to the room.
32:24Okay! Okay!
32:26Whoo!
32:28Hey, Missy, baby!
32:30Hi! How are you?
32:32Good, how are you?
32:34Good, good, good. Hi, little one.
32:36Giselle, this is Arabella.
32:38Arabella, this is nice to meet you.
32:40This is, like, depth-defying.
32:42Yeah, I thought it was...
32:44This is, like, gonna be cute.
32:46S in your pants.
32:48Karen, this is Arabella.
32:50So you ready to see Ashley come down and visit?
32:52I am your only ass, right?
32:54Hey, ladies! How you doing?
32:56Hi!
32:58How you doing?
33:00What's up?
33:02You know Miss Giselle?
33:04And that's Miss Karen.
33:06Come on.
33:08Arthur, Cruz, can you take your sister
33:10and see the bubbles?
33:12Thank you so much.
33:14Whenever you're ready, you can go ahead and step into the foot loops
33:16on the waistband, pull them up just like a pair of pants,
33:18and I'll come around and help you with your shoulder straps.
33:24Do you want to play?
33:26Sure.
33:28Ladies! Hi!
33:30How you doing?
33:32This is the perfect time.
33:34You came in at the perfect time.
33:36Yes, I did.
33:38I'm gonna hug you now.
33:40What happened?
33:42We'll have words later, but I'm gonna hug you now.
33:44We'll have words later?
33:46What'd you do now?
33:48You've been doing so damn good.
33:50I was doing so good.
33:52I'm confused between
33:54Gordon and their relationship
33:56and Elf on the Shelf.
33:58It's a lot going on.
34:00But you have all this energy for Giselle.
34:02Why?
34:04Everyone has a helmet, radio, gloves.
34:06Go have fun.
34:08Okay, thanks, Matt.
34:10You gotta have fun.
34:12Ashley's kids!
34:14Oh, are those your children?
34:18Hi, Daisy, how are you?
34:20Good to see you.
34:22He's ready.
34:26Hi.
34:28Over the edge next is
34:30Ashley Garvey.
34:32Ashley!
34:34Ashley!
34:36Let's go see Ashley!
34:38Oh, my God!
34:40Oh, my God!
34:42Step up on the edge.
34:44I got you right here.
34:46Oh, my God! Why am I on the edge of a building?
34:48Ah!
34:50Why am I on the edge of a building?
34:52Okay, I'm breathing.
34:54Sit down like you're sitting in a chair.
34:56Sit down?
34:58Lean back.
35:00Rock your feet back.
35:02Rock my feet back?
35:04Ah!
35:06Ashley!
35:08Go, Ashley, go!
35:10Go, Ashley, go!
35:12Go, Ashley, go!
35:14Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
35:16I feel like she's nervous.
35:18She's shaking.
35:20Every woman really looks like an ant.
35:22They look about this big.
35:24And I'm not afraid of heights,
35:26but I think it's just more so
35:28like dangling over the side of a building
35:30that's got your girl sweating a little bit.
35:32At least the audience is getting a good view.
35:34I don't think I've ever seen her booty look that good.
35:36The booty is popping.
35:38Okay, okay.
35:40Oh, my God!
35:42Look, she's going down.
35:44Okay, okay.
35:46Go, Ashley, go!
35:48Go, Ashley, go!
35:50She didn't do it!
35:52She's coming.
35:54Call me Spider-Man, babe.
35:56Oh, my God, look at my feet about to...
35:58Whoa!
36:06Yeah, baby!
36:08Oh, my God, look at my feet about to...
36:10Whoa!
36:14Oh, God!
36:16Karen is praying.
36:18I didn't know
36:20you know how to get on your knees, honey.
36:22Oh, because I thought you gave that up.
36:24Honestly, I retired my mouth.
36:26I am retired. That was to the Lord.
36:28I know she's going through a lot.
36:30Michael is a lot. Divorce is a lot.
36:32But what is Ashley going through
36:34hanging off of a string?
36:36Okay, okay, okay.
36:38For over two years now,
36:40it's been really hard for me
36:42to take the leap of faith with my divorce.
36:44The papers, you just need to sign them.
36:46It's just very final.
36:48I want to start, Ashley,
36:50with your non-divorce.
36:52But having the faith
36:54in my own abilities and my family,
36:56it's given me tremendous courage.
36:58Whoa!
37:00All right, I'm back on the wall.
37:02I'm really comfortable embracing the unknown.
37:04Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
37:08Yes!
37:10Whoo!
37:12Oh, it's a heart. It's a heart.
37:14Whoo!
37:16Yeah, Ashley!
37:18Whoo!
37:20Yeah, Ashley!
37:22Oh, my God.
37:24Your mom is like a superhero, seriously.
37:26Isn't she?
37:28My kids absolutely love Spider-Man,
37:30and now they're gonna see me as Spider-Mom.
37:32Hi, my friend.
37:34I love it.
37:36Did you see me?
37:38I guess I'll get out of this gear.
37:40Okay. Okay.
37:42And join us for water.
37:44She looks like she needs water.
37:46I need some water.
37:48What do you guys think?
37:50I would definitely not do that.
37:52I would do it.
37:54No way.
37:56I do, too.
37:58This is cute.
38:02I said I would be like...
38:04Like a bedroom slipper.
38:06Like a nightgown.
38:08Well, it's colorful, and I want Ashley to see me.
38:10So I'm gonna make this really, really quick.
38:12Yeah. What'd I do?
38:14I always, if there's anything that ever bothers me,
38:16I want you to know I'm always gonna come to you directly.
38:18At your event, the GNA event,
38:20I came to you, and I shared
38:22some really, really...
38:24Like, you're an adulterer.
38:26She had an abortion by you.
38:28But
38:30at Wendy's birthday party,
38:32you started questioning
38:34why would you post this on social media?
38:36Right.
38:38You can't tell me that you're not really
38:40going through things that you don't ever share on social media.
38:42You always post that you're, like,
38:44a beautiful, outstanding mom,
38:46and your children are perfect.
38:48No, they're not.
38:50Okay. What's going on?
38:52When I talked about the confusion,
38:54I thought that that was, like,
38:56a legitimate question.
38:58But come to me. Don't bring it to the group.
39:00Your girls were sneaking boys in the house in DR.
39:02Yeah.
39:04You didn't want me to bring it to the group.
39:06And guess what? They did.
39:08In the DR?
39:10When we were in the Dominican Republic,
39:12her girls were sneaking boys in the back of the house.
39:14Oh, I caught a boy on the ring cam.
39:16She did.
39:18And she told me,
39:20I don't want to tell because that's your business.
39:22But then on social media, you post like everything is perfect.
39:26Mia's actually
39:28losing her mind.
39:30She's going through a lot with these two men,
39:32but what you're not going to do is lash out
39:34on me and my daughters.
39:36I don't question why you're only posting
39:38them being outstanding girls.
39:40If they want to give other views of whatever's going on
39:42in their life, they have social media, and they can do that.
39:44The stress of
39:46juggling a pimp village
39:48has gone to Mia's head.
39:50Children are off limits.
39:52This is a real sensitive topic.
39:54I'm dealing with someone with a mental health issue.
39:56Literally every morning, I wake up,
39:58and I'm like, I don't know what page it's on.
40:00Do better.
40:02I know that she's probably
40:04going through a lot because she's becoming an empty nester.
40:06But motherhood
40:08is really hard, and it evolves, and it changes.
40:10So who are you
40:12to tell me who I am
40:14as a mother when you're not even living
40:16a romantic life? At least I'm keeping it real
40:18over here, okay?
40:20I'm just going to remind you.
40:22Every now and again, you got to remind me.
40:24I'm actually just taking it all in.
40:26Because after it's all in,
40:28I will react.
40:40Still to come on this season
40:42of The Real Housewives of Potomac.
40:44Are you more dominant or
40:46submissive in the bedroom?
40:48She used to tear me up.
40:50Damn Skippy!
41:02Looks like your butt is floating.
41:04Well, it's filled up.
41:06Oh my God, my mermaid.
41:08I'm a very
41:10sex-positive person.
41:12You're f***ing Ashley.
41:14This is when you say,
41:16it's vanilla, baby.
41:18You make me feel like
41:20sometimes not important.
41:22I would not say that.
41:24I'm in court
41:26to try to get that will thrown out.
41:28I know that he didn't want me to have to go through this.
41:30I really like TJ.
41:32We just want you to have more penises.
41:34What? Penises. Is that called penile?
41:36Would you stay
41:38if I did see other people?
41:40This wouldn't even be a topic
41:42of discussion.
41:46I know that you're probably used to dealing with Gordon
41:48and you feel like, I can handle it.
41:50It's no big deal. Yeah, but it is a big deal.
41:52It's time for you
41:54to put some boundaries
41:56in place.
41:58I was wondering if you'd like to come with me
42:00to the White House.
42:02Karen said that Wendy is self-absorbed
42:04and never trusts her.
42:06Eight balloons
42:08signify the eight
42:10citations.
42:12I'm going to give you a countdown to get your ass
42:14off my property.
42:16Everything Mia has been telling us is all lies.
42:18She's the one that's life is in
42:20shambles. Is this a
42:22Mia intervention? It is.
42:24We haven't talked about your life,
42:26about your demons. Bitch, you're lying.
42:28You're a horrible mother.
42:30F*** all y'all.
42:34Everywhere I go is s***.
42:38F***