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00:00You
00:10One of the main comments we got from fans about this season was it so much of it felt so fun and light
00:16Do you think this same group of people could send it under one roof or has that ship sailed?
00:30Oh
00:38Greetings earthlings. Look at you. Oh, I'm just gonna hand you my Stanley and if actually go put this on my side
00:45Okay, I packed so light
00:53Do you need help
00:56I'm an independent woman. Yeah
01:05Okay, two hours eight minutes yeah, okay, we got to get going
01:11Yeah, let's go
01:14Oh my god, what there's no traffic. All right, let's go
01:19You
01:21I'm feeling pretty optimistic about this weekend. I feel like you haven't seen your girls in a while
01:25I know everyone's been busy and traveling Sierra was like traveling here like going to this place page hasn't even been in the country
01:32How was Italy was so nice did Craig come halfway through or I came like four or five days in?
01:40So it's just my family. It's for the beginning me and my brother
01:43Honestly, just ganged up on Craig the whole time every time we talked like shut up
01:49How was traitors a whirlwind? Have you any final words you would like to say, you know, I'm a faithful
01:56I want to find you and hunt you down
01:59It was so mentally exhausting. Everyone was crying by like the second day
02:05I've been locked away in a castle in Scotland Northern Scotland damn near Arctic
02:09I feel honestly so out of the loop
02:12I got 30 minutes of phone time every six days, but I couldn't go on social media
02:16So basically, I just looked at my text messages and didn't respond
02:21typical
02:22Hey, so you're with Jesse. How is that? Oh fine. Did he say anything about Wes? Honestly? No, how do you think he's gonna be?
02:30I
02:31Mean, I'd be shocked if his head is not as inflated as it seems via social media and every other outlet and every other podcast
02:38But I will say there's a high
02:41Probability I put my dick on the table tonight and make it very clear. Wes is a loser
02:46I heard you like I'm dyin' with the touch of crazy
02:48You've got nothing to lose, I'm in the right
02:55Home sweet home. You know the cars? It's a good sign. Oh, I wonder if this door shakes
03:05No way
03:10Have we ever said that with no callback?
03:13Rooms? Yeah, the rooms
03:17Are you gonna do pages you think? No. Would you ever? I can't just go straight master
03:24Dude, Danielle, I missed you, but that's a nice room. Yeah. Oh
03:29Dude, yeah
03:32This room looks different. I like being downstairs. I feel like we're the energy. We should just dominate the two single rooms downstairs
03:42Okay, here's the thing we each get our own room here, but we have to commute to the bathroom
03:48Double bed upstairs. We have our own bathrooms. Up to you.
03:54I would I would prefer to walk to the bathroom
03:58Okay, that hurts my feelings a little but like it's we'll figure it out. Deal
04:02I
04:09Mean being roommates would be funny
04:13You want to just do it?
04:15The one room with two beds like we got dibs, but I love a bunk bedroom, dude. I think it's funny
04:21It's most giggles and I like to giggle
04:24Let's do it. Yeah, I don't think I could have any more fun with anybody than you
04:32I'm so happy going into the summer. I'm like ready for action. Not just because I got a clean cancer check
04:42We have so much to celebrate
04:44It's such an emotional moment beating cancer
04:47That's kind of reminding me that it's time to live brother. The only issue no J in it
04:53Do you J in this house? Never
04:56I
04:59Think I jaded in the bathroom once you for sure did in the bathroom. How you doing?
05:05You excited to see see
05:08Um, I'm excited excited to get it out of the way. Yeah
05:15The day after the reunion we met up at a bar
05:17I just remember her being like you didn't say anything at the reunion
05:20You wanted to sleep with me all summer
05:22You got everything you wanted out of me and I got literally the bare minimum like your spacial awareness is off with off
05:30I was caught off guard. I think and I wasn't prepared at all. Clearly. I
05:36think her feelings are really hurt and that's valid and I
05:41Feel bad for that
05:43but like I
05:45Don't know how else you would break up with someone or how else you in the relationship
05:49It's been seven months at this point, so I feel like we can be
05:54Cordial the only thing that I have like worries over is the first like hey, and I think I'll be fine after
06:01Do you have any idea who's coming? I heard a rumor, huh that there could be a girl
06:08Hmm. I heard she's hot
06:11So new friend coming to the house this summer. I talked to Lexi. She sounded like super nice
06:18Yes, she's on the younger side
06:22What's young like mid-twenties? Holy? I don't let it faze me
06:33It feels so nice to stretch my legs are reopening
06:39Let's do it we open it you just go hello. Hello. Wait, do we wear shoes?
06:48Do we wear shoes that means it's a stranger. Hello. We come. How are you so pretty?
06:58What's your name Lexi
07:02I'm West Lexi. It's great to meet you. How are you? What's your name again? Bailey? I'm West
07:08Are you guys besties or new friends besties? We actually live down the street from each other. Where are y'all from? I'm from Toronto
07:15Why are they're all hot girls from Toronto?
07:20There's something in the water
07:23Kentucky yeah, what part of Lexington? I'm from Missouri. So we're border states a variety pack. So stick your hand in the bucket
07:37We know our way around them probably backyard it yeah, wait, how old are you guys? I'm 26 27 nice
07:45I'm 29. I'm 31
07:49What you say
07:51Yeah, I think so. Yeah, we're getting younger in this house. We're saying purse
07:59That's the backyard I would say yard games here sometimes a dance floor. Yeah parties mechanical bull is sometimes there
08:06Yeah, hey, I'm so good at that. So I hope so. Yeah, I am
08:10I mean, okay knock on wood, which I feel like I can knock on myself cuz my last name's wood
08:14So if anyone needs to know
08:16I'm here. Wait, actually, that's kind of sick. Lexie. What's your middle name?
08:22Diane I thought it might have been gives me
08:32I've heard that joke a thousand
08:35But like it was the first time for him to tell me so technically I didn't really lie. I appreciate that
08:44I
08:46Genuinely go for somebody that can be silly with me and I love a good dad joke and teeth for some reason
08:52I love teeth and
08:54He has a lot of them
08:57Wow, let's finish the tour
09:00What is this humble abode? I gotta get a weed whacker out. How many of the humans are there?
09:06How many of the humans are there?
09:09Dude it's 10 Amanda Kyle
09:11All right. I want to bring in a suitcase so I can claim my territory. We added two chicks. So that's 11
09:18We like to be called ladies. Yeah, what about women? Okay, did you know men are supposed to actually go down?
09:30Who needs help with their bags
09:39I'm good. I had to go say hi to my friend
09:49Lexie and I met at an event. She's super sweet bubbly. She's like a little puppy. I just want to cuddle her
09:58Bailey and I mutual friends that we met through she's just like a quirky spunky girl. I get her awkwardness
10:04What do you think of our home?
10:07I appreciate it
10:15I'm sorry, you've been stuck with these two schmucks boys are actually very good house. Yeah
10:19We know what time Paige and Sierra are leaving. They're right behind us. I believe so
10:25Last year we were doing like what era are we in?
10:28I think maybe I'm in my toddler era where everything's just like no
10:30You know, it's a piece so bad
10:46Cute I know always
10:55So bad right red I'm gonna go
11:01Oh
11:06I'll take one
11:12Coming up
11:19Then look at me this is like the biggest announcement of my entire life I'm nervous as
11:31I'm gonna go. Am I how you doing? Good. I'll take one
11:44Kyle limoncello, where is it? There's not anything cold none in here. I'm gonna go check out the lumber cell about the pool bar
11:52How's it back here? Look, it looks great. Oh
11:55Oh
11:56Get me out of that room. It's gonna be a long summer Kyle. I
11:59Tried to hug her. She slapped my arm away. Oh, really? Yeah
12:03You know Dippo has a song called sad summer
12:06When you guys walked in West Coast, I'm gonna go last
12:10Yeah, he should go last
12:12Did you hug he tried to like put his arm around me and I literally was like, you know
12:16I literally took his hand and was like remove don't
12:19Like what last summer me and West kind of like had a thing. It didn't end well
12:24We're still in the aftermath of it ending because he keeps doing press and New York Times articles
12:31He's running his mouth. And so I'm just like you're kind of like a little bitch boy. So we might accidentally drown him
12:36So yeah
12:38When I got back from Scotland, I was bombarded with text messages phone calls about West New York Times article about me
12:46basically, I
12:48Have no tolerance for him right now. So I'm I don't even fake it
12:52In this article you're saying I just think the relationship ran its course and we're not each other's people and have you ever said that to
12:59Me no, was there any part of you that left the reunion thinking?
13:04Maybe there's a chance in the future. Y'all would get back together. Oh
13:08Not answering that. Why cuz I just so you did no I
13:15Just I will not play myself like that. I'm not putting that out there. Nope
13:22So
13:23Sierra's swatted his hand away. It's a little extra. Well, Carl and Lindsay hug each other when they get here
13:29No, they like go to weddings together and don't even speak the general consensus is that we hate boys unless they're really cute
13:36I will say Jesse is cute her horoscope said that she's gonna kiss someone
13:42When's Lindsay coming cuz she loves to make out with a chick I do too
13:48Does the gate go in or out
13:52I
13:54Actually still have some bags in the car, too. Hey guys, we have a ton of groceries. Can you help?
14:00Oh, will you help us? We'll be right there. I
14:03Feel like you're lying. I'll come now. We're men of our word. All right, boys. Let's have a summer
14:08Uh, oh, it's just to get on the telephone
14:10I'm gonna need you guys to be my son hard cuz I don't think I can talk to girls dude. It's gonna be fine
14:15I'll make it super now. It's iced over. It'll thaw out
14:19Groceries are where in a vehicle in the trunk. Yeah, you're good. I'm good eggs are in some of those to be careful
14:26Yes, ma'am. I got you whole milk Jesse cuz I know you like that. Oh
14:31We were just over here wishing upon a star that some strong
14:38You straight from Paris look at this get up I was
14:42How are you
14:47Which one's their car this one the longer I said here the bigger the hair gets wait big hair don't care
14:52I won't be able to fit through the door. We have two new friends opinions. No opinions yet
14:58You have opinions. Don't do that. Thank you. You want me to put it somewhere?
15:02Why you already scoped out a room Kyle and Amanda's room has two beds in it
15:05So Wes and I obviously took that room. Of course you did. Yeah, everything else is the same
15:11It's just like we loved it
15:42Over
15:45I'll do a glass. Can you pour me a glass?
15:48I'm gonna drink this first. Isn't it weird to be back here?
15:52The last time I was in this kitchen
15:54I was getting gas lit as a partnership is you caring about how I feel and how you're making me feel
16:01Those are fighting words. I'm not fighting you. I'm trying to communicate but you shut it down by saying I'm fighting it bull
16:08Absolute bull here we are
16:11Almost a year later
16:13cheersing to a new summer
16:15Let's take a quick shot. Yeah, okay
16:22Alright I'll make a baby for you
16:29What's the thing where people like you have bad sex for you if you don't cheers and look each other in the eye
16:32I personally like eye contact. So do you?
16:37Well, I'll be looking at you when I'm cheers and then
16:41Is this all of us well Carl's coming tomorrow, okay
16:45I think Carl was like, hey, we'll ease our way into the new dynamics respectfully
16:49I think it was respectfully trying to like make it easier on everybody. So respectful. Yeah, I'll be here tomorrow
16:56All right, well
17:05For dinner I have a guy coming to do hibachi in the backyard. Let's go
17:10We got a guy
17:13He'll set up he'll clean up I'm so excited so in about an hour we should be ready. Okay, let's talk rooms
17:19Yeah. All right. So the only people who have chosen rooms are West and Jesse and they're sharing it. I don't care where I go
17:28Golf clap for Paige, I would prefer not to be in my old room. I'll be there. I would take Danielle's room
17:35That's a good room
17:37Enough rooms that we can all have our own or do we have to double up? That's a lot of
17:42Kyle and I are doubling up
17:44Man, it's like I've been trying to not double up for years. That way he wouldn't come in at 4 a.m. And wake you up
17:52How could we know we're good with whatever you guys can just bunk up with us really nice of you. Thank you
17:59Yeah, we're we're good guys
18:01Where are you gonna live so that you don't cry about it man is the one who made the decision?
18:07Are you gonna cry about it? Cuz the light in there?
18:14Kyle's gonna throw a bitch fit, but it's fine. Actually my mom gave it to me Kyle. We're gonna need curtains
18:20I want this one. I like the bathroom. It's way bigger. Yeah, I
18:25Like your little skirt. I
18:27Won't look at it while we're walking up the stairs
18:30Jesse, but I do like bring the luggage
18:33Oh
18:45Nice having a room to myself
18:52We're doing this room
18:56Look we can put a fridge here a clothing rack here and a do not disturb sign right here. Yeah
19:02Yeah, I'm happy with this. Are you taking a shit now?
19:06No, I just wanted to you know, okay
19:11We do have to feel out the bed though
19:14What does it feel like with the door closed to?
19:28Jesse what do you think of the new girls Lexi's cute?
19:33Definitely a bit ditzy from what I can tell. I think she's just Canadian. Wait, do you mind if I take this room?
19:39Oh, no, the back one feels really lonely and I'm scared of the dark. Oh, wait what she's being very flirty with me
19:45Honestly take my advice. Don't worry. We totally I'm gonna probably try and take it slow just cuz strings
19:53Do be attached. She said you were cute. She does
20:02I
20:06Love her
20:07I'm getting a ring. What was your car right up was West nervous
20:11No, West like thought everything was gonna be normal. And then he said he tried to hug you and you swatted his hand
20:21Oh, what are you mad about? Oh, honey, I'm not mad about anything
20:25I just like think he's annoying and I think he's a loser cuz like but she's not
20:30But I'm not mad like I don't care but I hate him and he's a loser, but I don't care
20:36No, it's like a problem. Not me. Is there a world in which we can all just like be friends look
20:43We're gonna have a great summer
20:46Individually and collectively as a group. Mm-hmm. I'll clear maybe something up a little bit later. But other than that like I'm fine
20:55Okay, run and tell your friends what you heard here. Yeah
20:58That's why you're getting limited information
21:06Brutal
21:07Hi, you have a bathroom. Even if you just want to pee and poop in them and the bigger bathroom. You're welcome to
21:15Are you changing? Okay, so my thought is
21:18These pants are like high-waisted and suck man. The tata's are gonna be high and tight one, two, three up
21:28I'm nervous. I am now realistically in your mind. How do you think this goes? Okay before dinner?
21:35You should be like everyone. Let's meet in the living room so that we can
21:41do a
21:43Cheers to summer. Also, we're gonna do it before dinner before dinner
21:47Okay, I love that like whatever you want to do to like get this the way that you want to get it done
21:53It's like lens. Look at me
21:55This is like the biggest announcement of my entire life so really happy I know I want you to like enjoy
22:02I don't want you to be like I want to get stressed out
22:04I mean, I do think everyone seems to be like in a good
22:08Like vibe right, which is good
22:12It's a practice again
22:14Because I know I'm just gonna like you're not gonna get up. You have a memorized by heart you do
22:19Yeah, you have it. You have it
22:22I
22:25Coming up
22:30No, I know I figured no
22:42My god new bedspread is it
22:44Okay, I bought this had it hanging like this like part of it was on the floor. I walk out one morning
22:50Just a really wet poop is right on top of my dress and you're like Kyle this has to stop yeah enough
22:59Hey, yo, this room's a vibe yeah, this is so smart. Yeah, you knew better. Yeah
23:12Come on in everyone's getting settled in right now. I did boxy socks here. The rest is boom. Boom. Boom
23:19Do you want me to show you where you want to set up? Yeah, sure. How are you feeling? Good?
23:26So freaking good
23:30Are you like foaming in the mouth about Lexi? Yeah, definitely excited. It's just so touchy
23:38Yeah, I mean dude, we're literally two minutes into the first quarter. Yeah. Yeah, what are we even?
23:44I also don't even know if she's single
23:49Are you gonna wear shorts to dinner Kyle? I'm gonna
23:58Yeah, baby
24:00Do you think like Lindsay's pissed Carl's coming? I don't know. I meant to ask her like what's your bad?
24:05I have this gut feeling that like they're actually gonna become
24:10friends
24:12Again, yeah
24:13She is with a new guy and I feel like she's gonna be like you weren't have been my friend for ten years
24:20Like why can't we pick up where we left off?
24:23My own age. I think that that's not I know that's not
24:36Yeah
24:39Perfect want to help us bring chairs can't do manual labor. I'm so sorry
24:43But like I will say I'm gonna redo
24:47Jessie's little toast because they feel like the shots were not adequate. Perfect
24:51I'm gonna gather everyone in the living room to do that in air conditioning before we are out here. Okay, sir
24:57I can't hear anything. She's saying
25:01Wait, the girls are carrying chairs, that's such a bad look put those chairs down
25:04Oh my god, put them down. Oh, no. Do you not see these muscles?
25:10You're too pretty to be carrying chairs. I've never seen you guys run so fast. I don't want the bird poop one
25:16Yeah, these are so heavy or a little wedding
25:20Do you want a drink? Oui, oui every fun? Yeah, everybody's really nice
25:25Wait, just here. Are you still making that drink?
25:28Yes, vodka
25:30Vodka I cry if I have vodka
25:33But I think that maybe it's a bad date if I'm gonna be honest that made me cry that dates cause trauma
25:38Are you guys single? See?
25:43Yes
25:45What about you single well, I'm kind of talking to this guy back in the city, that's your suitcase I have which
25:53Air tagging wait, you're using a guy's suitcase, but you're single. Well
25:59You're seeing a guy no, we're not serious though. I have a lot of extra suitcases if you don't want to like commit to this guy
26:09Thank you Cheers
26:11She didn't look at me
26:13That's gonna be bad for you. Anybody want a drink? I think Gabby's organizing one
26:17We're all gonna do a little toast in the living room
26:21Where's the living room? I think that was yet. Okay. What do you what do you think?
26:26I don't know. We don't spend a lot of time in there. I don't know why we would go in there for a toast
26:29We do McDonald's in there. I'm just gonna sit in the living room until everyone else comes. Where's Kyle?
26:34He's not mine. I don't know. Come on
26:37Hey was
26:39Are you drinking or no? Yes, my roses right there. We're doing it. Cheers. Oh, I had to ask if you were drinking cuz
26:48Everyone thinks you're gonna have a baby
26:52No, I know I figured no but
26:55Okay, kids careful careful, oh god because Gabby and this couch don't get along
27:05Oh
27:06Now that we're here, I just want to say how excited I am to be here again with all of you guys
27:11You look phenomenal by the way. Yeah, Gabby. She's been going to Pilates. Cheers to me Pilates, but no, I love all of you
27:18I'm so excited. Let's get
27:25Are we all going around? Oh, I hope I don't want to say anything or anything. Oh, that's okay
27:31I didn't really prepare either. I just wanted to say a couple of words given that it's the first night
27:36We have some new additions. I know it's your first year, but we go through a lot, but we go through it
27:43together
27:45Whether you want to or not and
27:47My personal journey has been nothing short of
27:52Pretty much all over the place just to fill you guys in eight years ago. I had a boyfriend eight years ago
27:59Oh, we are going way back. Buckle up people
28:02We get a lot of ground to cover who slept in bed with four girls and then told me it wasn't cheating
28:09You know what? I'm gonna go sleep at a guy's house tonight with a guy in a bed
28:14Seven years ago. I was single. It was fantastic
28:17Six years ago. I had an amazing time. I met a guy named Paimon
28:25Where's this going there's a timeline remember that guy
28:28Everything was great until he asked our friend saucy why her top was still on. Oh, I remember. Yeah five years ago
28:36Carl and I tried to date. He isn't a man. No, maybe a
28:41Disaster four years ago. I had a boyfriend. You have no respect for me
28:45How many sandwiches have you made for me?
28:48I treated me like a 1950s housewife sending me to the kitchen to make him sandwiches
28:54two years ago
28:57Carl proposed she's those two years ago. Yeah, and it's about one year ago
29:02He abruptly called off the wedding and broke up with me. So here we are
29:07My journey has been nothing short of
29:10disastrous
29:11But it's taken that journey and every step of the way to get me to where I am at today
29:17the biggest lesson that I have learned is that the universe has its own plan and
29:24the universe and my plan
29:37The universe has its own plan and the universe and my plan
29:43I
30:06Honestly thought it was gonna be like a hot girl summer
30:09Ah
30:11No shot, it's a hot pregnant summer for me. Oh my god, so are you craving anything what's going on?
30:20It's just weird there's a pregnant lady here congrats, thank you
30:25I'm concerned about how Carl's gonna feel about Lindsay being pregnant just yesterday
30:31We were in this house and Carl and Lindsay are talking about when they're gonna have their baby
30:35I want them to be friends and have a good summer together, but I don't know if that's possible
30:40How many weeks are you? I'm 18 weeks. You're out of your first trimester. Yeah
30:53My whole strategy
30:55Going into the reunion was if I'm not drinking people are gonna think that that's weird. Cheers to truth and drags. Oh, yeah
31:05Truth and drags. I actually
31:08poured crystal out and
31:10poured non-alcoholic champagne in the bottle
31:16She didn't have any of it and she opened it filmed herself doing it
31:23Right before we sat down I go are you drinking?
31:25Here we see
31:33We're gonna do a water birth right here, right?
31:37I'm actually gonna change out of these pants. I'm dying. Yeah. Do you know what you're having? I do
31:43I am not telling yet. It looks like a boy to me. Look at that big-ass dick
31:51Having a big dick is a good thing guys. I'm happy for you
31:55Yeah
31:57He's gonna live here. This is his crib. Do we know last name?
32:02Hubbard how dare you right now?
32:18Hi, baby, I got through the speech
32:21Turner Turner is very private. He's not on social media. He's a doctor
32:26He is like nerdy, but he's also so fun and funny and like normal. He's a normie. I
32:33Found myself a normie and I love it. I can let my little belly out now
32:41Okay, babe. I have to go down to a dinner. I just like escaped to come post and change my pants. I love you
32:47You know how I know I'm not ready for kids cuz right when she said she was pregnant I had a thought where I was like
32:52Thank God. I'm not
32:55Like at a moment where I was like and what it's time to be childless
33:01Okay, I need some hibach dude, I'm like pretty pumped for this dinner
33:05Okay, so she just dropped her pregnancy announcement on Instagram. Yeah
33:10Damn, this bitch got partnership for days
33:13Damn this bitch got partnership for days. Did she launch that from her pocket?
33:21Trigger warning this post
33:23Fireworks on the 4th of July. We're pregnant. Who's we believe the universe has a bigger plan. I love her
33:30I love her so much. Hey, Mama
33:33Wow quick. Oh, what's up guys? All right. I'm hungry. Uh, me too. The only colon I could find. Thank you
33:41That's true love right there. Where should I go? No anywhere. I've never done hibachi in a backyard and I've always wanted to
33:48Well, your dreams are a reality. Japanese food's my favorite. Me too. No
33:59Thank you so much, do you have yum-yum sauce? Yes, we do. How long have you been in the city?
34:03I've been a model since I was 10. I moved to Paris when I was 16. I started modeling when I was like 10 or 11
34:10Which is crazy. I'm 26 now
34:13Modeling is actually a lot more intense than people think like when I first got to Paris my agent sent me a subway map
34:19And they were like you have a casting in one hour go figure it out
34:21I think I cried like three times on the way to the casting, but I booked the job and I was like, okay
34:26Yes, I can do this. Did you finish high school?
34:29Yes, I can do this. Did you finish high school?
34:37Oh, I did school like online. Do you like New York? Yeah
34:51Do you have names picked out
34:53We have a name that we like. Who is we?
34:57Turner, well, I don't know Turner. I'm asking questions
35:01Where did you meet her? We met three and a half years ago, October November 2020
35:07Yeah, we went on a few days
35:10And then by like the fourth date or something, he called it off, but he texted me this past December
35:17Just randomly. Yeah, he's like we should run it back and I'm like, are you asking me out on a date?
35:23He's like yes, and then I was like, well, I'm busy sorry, I honestly was busy also still relatively like soon
35:32like
35:34Maybe or no
35:41Now y'all know I'm doing math over here broke up in September wedding didn't happen in November December
35:46He reached out in July now. She's four and a half months pregnant
35:50You know what I'm not even over my parents divorce that happened 20 years ago, how did she do it?
35:55I go tiger, please
35:58Whatever whatever my name is Amanda. I get the panda. Anyways, I reached out in January and then we I
36:06Guess became exclusive. We didn't really like have a whole conversation about it. We just said I love you. Oh
36:12Yeah
36:14Obviously Carl doesn't know does he know I imagine it's similar to all of you guys like no, he just found out. Oh
36:21Do they posted do the math? It's kind of absurd September November October
36:27November December January February March people. She busy. I'm pregnant. Oh, come on. It's a happy day in this guy
36:34Oh now you have to lay in the bed this summer
36:37I love
36:43So my horoscope said that I'm gonna eat sushi which
36:48I'm gonna drink wine and I'm gonna kiss someone
36:52I also double kiss everyone
37:03Would you describe yourself as a ditzy
37:06Would you
37:08Let's get
37:11Did you take the ACT
37:15Why do you think I'm ditzy I
37:17Don't know you know well enough. Yes, free and fun loving we stress all week about work
37:23Why would I stress on the weekends? I like to have a good time, too
37:27Sorry, if I offended you by asking if you think you have yourself as a ditzy person. I kind of was offended
37:33One thing about me is like if I'm
37:35Interested I will find out where your line is
37:38Teeter on it cross it a little bit and then retreat majorly. I like to feel people out. I don't know you
37:45Oh, yeah, I'm just trying to I'm just trying to find out
37:50But when a smoking hot girl wants to put me in my place that's very attractive to me
37:55She's a perfect little angel. He doesn't even know that we're here. You just lost your best friend. I'm moving out
38:02I
38:07Coming up
38:12Yeah, she wasn't on that for long you're so pregnant
38:18Hello
38:33Now we can compare our food babies to your actual baby Lindsey, yeah
38:39They got it, where's the right your name? Oh, who's got a sharpie?
38:45Like a French sharpie, I'm taking this to my room
38:50Okay, can I ask two serious questions absolutely
38:55Are we going out? Yeah, I'm gonna go out. Okay, where are we going? You want to go to a local dive bar?
39:00Yes, you're right. Oh, I just want to wash my face and show I'm telling you
39:05Thank you. All right, I'm gonna go take my clothes off. I'm putting my jammies on. I'm gonna rinse off
39:10They're probably hopping back ten o'clock
39:15I'm gonna test out the sound
39:26My bed it's so quiet
39:30I
39:33Love you so much. I love you. Thanks for all your help. I love you so much Carl comes tomorrow
39:43It's a poisonous
39:45You coming
39:47What I think of Lexi and Bailey so cute. Yeah, I
39:54Literally thought you guys just left
40:00Out of here you going out should I go or am I gonna know you guys
40:07And you have to leave the sunglasses here, okay
40:15Thank you for I
40:19Want to give my wife what she needs to be happy. I'm 41 soon be 42
40:23I need to stop using summer in the Hamptons as my big
40:27release
40:30Oh
40:39It's gotta be Amanda
40:42That's why you broke on my shit
40:49Not enough, dude, nothing's more basic than this situation right now
40:54Probably you're being a good husband
40:56I'm trying it's not easy in the past. I just felt like oh stop going out
41:01So Lee stop partying some drinking, you know
41:03I just felt like it was her trying to control things, but my actions were really upsetting her
41:09And so now it's about like trying to be a more respectful husband
41:15You did so good
41:23Yeah
41:29Yeah, dude
41:31He's in love with you. He's not in love with me. He's cute. What are your thoughts?
41:36actually surprisingly
41:38Cuter than a where's this dishwasher?
41:41Is he funny
41:45Now he's like you
41:47Describe yourself as ditzy
41:49In my head I was like, I want to be able to show how multifaceted I am
41:55I'm not just like a fun-loving like don't take advantage of me just cuz I'm hot and giggly
41:59Just because my last goes he just cuz I'm sexy and I can he he doesn't mean I'm stupid
42:07Okay, good night
42:11Who's still here
42:13I'm
42:16Pregnant now, we're in is different. We've just entered into adulthood. Yeah, like the end of an era. Yeah, I
42:24Think I in my younger years had very rose-colored
42:28Glasses on of like and then you get a job and you get married and you have a baby
42:32I mean ideally I would love to
42:36Meet someone
42:37Get married and have a baby by 30. Oh, really?
42:41I also used to go in a tanning bed
42:43you grow up and you learn things that Craig is ready to get married and have a baby and I'm
42:49still
42:50not
43:02Love you
43:05I'm gonna get in here. I
43:08Mean I said, I know she's gonna eat some of this it just everything remains not to get you forked
43:21So bouncy
43:31Thank you
43:33Let the regis state I am coming home before the young'uns
43:38personally brought brush on the grass moment
43:42Jesus Christ, let's go this bitch
44:03I
44:14Mean honest pregnant lens and Carl same house a crime crazy, you know
44:33Like just show up the house single and then
44:40Girlfriend don't be single you for that drive out
44:50Coming up
44:51Question is like are you gonna drop the l-bomb before the end of the weekend?
44:54Did you say you love her the crazy thing is like you're like, I love her
44:58Like she seems like an amazing person like I love her
45:03You
45:16This summer I just feel like if I don't want to sleep in this house and there's someone on the roster
45:23That's 30 minutes away. I'm going I'm going
45:28And he's not American we're going international this year because frankly American men are trash
45:48I wish Lexi were here. They're sick. You're great. I
45:53I
45:56Followed Lexi at like 4 in the morning
45:59Her bio just said like Jesse's girlfriend
46:03Should we go wake Lexi and Bailey up? No, what maybe they're awake. Do you miss her?
46:08I think I want to hang out with her, but you and I deserve our first
46:14Dunk
46:24I
46:26See
46:52Would you do today Oh
46:55Total body. Yeah, I could tell yeah, you're looking frothy. Hey
47:02Should we get some Sun maybe I'll go in
47:05I'm gonna go change. Let me just get one last moment in a two-piece
47:11Look at that little tush cute. Oh
47:16My god little hubcub
47:18Oh
47:23My god, yeah, I'm just gonna tip over. No, literally. Oh my god. I can't wait to see Lindsay in a little pregnancy
47:31Pull up a chair come get cozy. Yeah, I'm gonna smack that right in the middle. Yes. I think we all left the club
47:37Separately within five minutes of each other. I just pulled the ripcord
47:41I was just like I wanted to be in bed by two
47:42I think that's a good way for you to like go out with the boys all summer and not get in trouble with your wife
47:47We want that. I am making a valiant effort to like give her what she wants what she needs like, dude
47:53She needs her her friends around her
47:59Guys look at her. Is it just me or she's like really pretty all we can see is her ass. You fucking sick
48:05I came into your piece. I'll tell you who's putting on full-court press
48:09This guy I'm just upset that my boy and I are just never gonna be single at the same time
48:17Wow, that's
48:19Moving quickly. What do you think? I just think it's inevitable
48:24Yo, I gotta take my shirt off y'all and dying. Yeah
48:31Question is like are you gonna drop the L bomb before they know the weekend?
48:34You say you love her. The crazy thing is like you're like, I love her. She seems like an amazing person. Like I love her. I
48:42Won't say it
48:44He's gonna see it it's less than a day just Roman I'll lock it up I
48:49Was joking with the elbow now my keys gonna say you guys just be happy for me
48:58God
48:59Gabby is Lindsay a one-piece pregnant
49:03I told her she needs to like let that thing out. Is she coming out? Yeah, she should like lube it up and then just
49:10I'll get here momentarily. I
49:16Asked in our little boys group text like how goes it he didn't say anything. You see that. Hmm. Thank you, sir
49:27Oh, she is pregnant, huh? Damn. Yeah, she wasn't on that for long
49:32You're so pregnant
49:51Hello
49:53My
50:01Hits are popping up
50:05Yeah, I'm really pregnant which is insane that you've been hiding it for this long I know
50:10Carl's gonna be here momentarily. I think we're gonna do a little boys day out
50:15I
50:21Nervous about seeing her sure. I don't know how to operate there
50:27In doing this, okay. Yeah, the fact that you're feeling confused
50:33Yeah, you have any texts I've gotten the last 24 hours
50:36I mean, it's pretty funny actually reading what people say
50:39She's been pregnant for the last six months and hiding it from the world because she knows how crazy it would look if everybody knew
50:44She was pregnant. I pull up Instagram and I learned that Lindsey has announced her pregnancy. I had my suspicions
50:51You know a part of me is really happy for her because that's what she's always wanted. But as someone who just
50:58Is still taking a time to heal and process and really get rid of this anger and resentment that I have towards her
51:03I don't know what to say to her
51:06Hibachi for lunch chicken steak
51:09I need a drink
51:15Yo-yo-yo
51:30Good so a couple new faces. Yeah. Yeah, you want to come say hi?
51:33Hey, actually, let me let me go pee and a long drive. I'll be out one sec
51:37Guys Carl's here, by the way
51:40Okay. Well, where is he?
51:44Okay
52:03This season on summer house has anyone seen my wiener
52:14We have no idea what's going on
52:18How do you do it
52:24My last night as a single man, you're insane
52:28Can you guys tell me how we're feeling about two stories 18 rooms and you walk in two couches right there a sex swing
52:35in your face
52:39How many people did you have sex with again last night just yesterday just you
52:44I
52:46Haven't had sex for a year
52:49You're doing me like a lemur energy. You like lemurs
52:53You're a fraud and now I'm adding cheater to your resume you've been talking to this girl
53:00Before we broke up I pray for you. I don't need you to pray for me
53:03It's weird to have a boyfriend that's giving hater energy and like I hate watching that
53:09You can't choose work all the time
53:11Apologize for being strong and independent
53:14Me and Craig are gonna break up and everything I have will like go away and just hold on. He's flirting with Sierra. I
53:22Don't trust her. I'm sorry. I don't trust you you actually come on come back you threw the first punch Kyle
53:29You could have just taken a break
53:31Everyone has to have this allegiance to him
53:33Came here tonight. We saw that someone kept his wife company while he pretends to be Diplo
53:38She's being two-faced with me. Why is she being two-faced? Did you just say I'm being two-faced?
53:42How dare you it was slander stop, you know, that means don't do that to me. This is getting carried away
53:52I'm like Craig. What are you talking about? Like I feel like you're so betraying me right now
53:56You're gonna let people say that I'm a cheater. I caught you texting two bitches in the course of our relationship
54:03Now you're dead to me
54:08Your nipples are insane right now