00:00Let me ask you this.
00:00What are some of your biggest wedding pet peeves?
00:03Oh my gosh, okay.
00:04When a toast is going on way too long, I hate that.
00:08It's so awkward.
00:09You know what I hate at a wedding?
00:10What?
00:11When they release the snakes.
00:14What?
00:15You know, the part of the wedding
00:16where everyone is having a good time and dancing,
00:19and then the best man shows up with a box of snakes
00:22and releases them, and everyone runs and screams.
00:26Look, I get it.
00:27It's tradition.
00:28It's just not something I'm into.
00:30You know, I've never seen that.
00:32Sure you haven't.
00:33Another pet peeve of mine
00:35is when they don't give you an assigned seat.
00:37It's so stressful.
00:38It's like, just tell me where to sit, you know?
00:40Totally, totally.
00:41And I don't like it when the snakes
00:43are nipping at your ankles,
00:45and you gotta chop the head off that snake
00:47before it gets you,
00:48and there's always so many machetes to go around.
00:50Again, I get it.
00:52I went to one wedding where four people died,
00:54and I made a joke.
00:56I said, it was one wedding and four funerals.
00:59Everyone laughed, but I felt bad.
01:02Four people lost their lives to snakes that day.
01:04Okay, well, another thing I hate
01:05is when the ceremony starts late.
01:08Oh, yeah.
01:10You know what?
01:10I changed my answer.
01:12That's way worse than the snakes.
01:14Respect people's time.
01:15I got places to be.
01:16Yeah, that's right.
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01:22I'm coming January 3rd.
01:25What's wrong?
01:27Will?
01:28I just, I don't wanna,
01:29I hate when people are late.
01:31It's not respecting my time or your time.
01:34It's okay.
01:41Stop it.
01:42That's what it feels like.
01:44Stop.
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