Shangela's newest self-written stand-up comedy show compiled from several performances on her 2018 global tour. A love l | dG1fY2VoSjBuaUxLMFU
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00:00HALLELUJAH!
00:11A BITCH WALKED IN THE DOOR BACK ON SEASON 2 OF RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE!
00:18YOU REMEMBER HONEY, I CAME IN THE DOOR WITH A DREAM AND NO MAKEUP ON!
00:24PEOPLE HAVE MOVED ON, EXCEPT ME.
00:28BECAUSE TONIGHT, WE ARE GOING BACK.
00:30WE'RE GONNA MAP THROUGH ALL-STAR SEASON 3, EPISODE BY EPISODE.
00:35THAT'S RIGHT, TONIGHT I AM GPS-ISH, OKAY?
00:39WHO SAID, WHAT?
00:41HOLD UP, WHO SAID I WAS ROBBED?
00:46I SAID TALENT SHOW? ME STARTED?
00:51NO PROBLEM BABY, HIT IT!
00:59You know when RuPaul comes around to the table, always the girls look like they're surprised.
01:03Like you didn't see a 6 foot 5 black drag queen walk into the room, okay?
01:07Because it was episode 1, I still like the bitch.
01:10Creative, crafty, shady.
01:13I know, I do my own stunts too.
01:16Bibi Zahara Benet.
01:18Ashundra, why are you being such a diva?
01:23Because I don't want the PETA people coming after me like they did Asia with them damn butterflies, okay?
01:28No, bitch!
01:30And she was like, Michelle, you better stop it.
01:34Honey, the people behind her were like, why is she laughing? She never does that.
01:38And Trixie.
01:41You know, this bitch wore like 95 pairs of eyelashes on the top and bottom.
01:45So the tear couldn't just drop out, it had to go on a journey through the lashes, you know?
01:49Trust me, if you want to get a job done, you hire you a lesbian, okay?
01:54And you know, Michelle, just titties all over the desk, right? Just all over the desk.
01:58Honey, that wig was wetter than Latrice Royale's forehead after a dance number. It was wet!
02:03Bye, bitch.
02:04What?!
02:09And that's all I remember from All-Stars Season 3.
02:13So it's not gonna be my last, because I'm Shangela, bitch, I always come back.