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00:00I wouldn't shit at work in New York, so I would go to the hotel nearby.
00:05Really?
00:06Yeah.
00:07Smelled nice in there.
00:08I think I know which one you're talking about.
00:09Yeah.
00:10We probably did that too in like the four seasons.
00:11Today is Thursday, January 16th, and this is The Rundown.
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01:06Nice.
01:08All right.
01:09Boners.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Whoa, what?
01:12Yep.
01:13Boners.
01:14Penis implants.
01:15I just stopped getting those.
01:16Penis implants.
01:17Boners or penis implants?
01:18I got both.
01:19Yeah.
01:20You just stopped getting them?
01:21Yeah.
01:22Why?
01:23I don't know.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Well, this is a story that we've heard this before over and over.
01:30I'm sick of this story.
01:31Getting fired from your falconry job for firing off a few picks of your brand new penis implant
01:37is a pretty punk rock way to go out.
01:39The headline is only Jordy can do it.
01:42Yeah, that's right.
01:43A wordy...
01:44I love you, Jordy.
01:45So from the AP...
01:47I didn't know we had the tech for penis implants.
01:50I thought we had pumps.
01:51I thought...
01:52I know there were pumps.
01:53I know for a fact there's pumps, but I've had friends do research on how to get a bigger
01:59penis.
02:00Dear friends.
02:01Friends of friends.
02:02Yeah.
02:03Yeah.
02:04And I heard it's dangerous.
02:05Yeah.
02:06And I heard oftentimes it'll leave it not working.
02:07So I didn't know we had the tech.
02:08I didn't know...
02:09You should follow Turkey on Instagram.
02:11Just the country?
02:12Mm-hmm.
02:13Okay.
02:14They're doing it big, huh?
02:15Lots of penis implants over there.
02:16Like the account of Turkey is posting...
02:18It's hair, dicks, and teeth.
02:22Really?
02:23Asses, right?
02:24Or is...
02:25No, that's Brazil.
02:26Brazil does asses.
02:27Some tumors have all three of those things.
02:28You know that?
02:29Yeah.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Very strange.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Very strange.
02:34This guy got a new dick.
02:35Lazio.
02:36That's a soccer team?
02:37Well, Katie Sports.
02:38Yeah.
02:39Italian soccer club.
02:40It's an Italian soccer club.
02:41They fired the man who handled their eagle mascot after he posted photos of his prosthetic
02:47penis online.
02:48Falconer Juan Bernabe shared the images of his private social media accounts, quite literally,
02:55folks, after undergoing the penile implant, which he said was for non-medical reasons.
03:00Well, duh.
03:01I can't imagine the medical reason you would need a portion of a migraine.
03:04I imagine going to the doctor, he's like, you need a bigger penis.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Yeah.
03:11What the fuck is that thing?
03:12This is pathetic.
03:13That's a grown up clip.
03:14I'm prescribing you bigger cock.
03:15He also gave an interview...
03:16Picking that up in the pharmacy.
03:17Yeah.
03:19What is this for?
03:20A bigger dick.
03:21Oh, you had the bigger cock.
03:22Right?
03:23Do not take this with alcohol.
03:24Yeah.
03:25He went on an Italian radio show to talk about it.
03:26He elaborated his reasons for undergoing the procedure, which I can only imagine are as
03:30fucking.
03:31Yeah.
03:32That's gotta be fucking.
03:33What else would a man do it for?
03:34He added that he felt very proud of more masculine.
03:36Good.
03:37I, first of all, he's a pro falconer.
03:41Those guys should get the most pussy.
03:42Like it doesn't matter dick size if you are a falconer, right?
03:45That's got to be the number one fucking career, right?
03:49But maybe...
03:50Women love falconers.
03:51The trouble is, if I'm seeing a falconer, I'm thinking he's going to be packing.
03:57I do just kind of assume.
03:58Unless falconry is overcompensating.
04:01That's like a dog ram.
04:02That's a good point.
04:03That's the dog ram of hunting activity.
04:06Yeah.
04:07It's not always glamorous too.
04:09Some of the beaches down the Jersey Shore hire falconers to keep the seagulls from eating
04:12our sandwiches.
04:13So the falcons will go eat the seagulls?
04:15They'll fight the seagulls.
04:16It's pretty neat.
04:17Whoa, that's...
04:18What you're describing is sick.
04:19It's pretty sick.
04:20You're right.
04:21I would fuck one of those guys too.
04:22They also have them at airports.
04:23Oh, for killing the birds?
04:24Yeah.
04:25For killing the birds.
04:26Yeah.
04:27Yep.
04:28That's a job I'd love to have.
04:29I'd love to be reincarnated as a Lowe's bird, a bird that gets into a Lowe's and just lives
04:33out their life in there.
04:34Oh, big time.
04:35Airport bird, eating crumbs, eating all that for sure, for sure.
04:38I always thought that being a dog handler was a cool job.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Falconers, way cooler.
04:42Were you pissed when you realized you could have done something way cooler?
04:45I was pissed when I went to the dog school and found out that I could have trained dolphins.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Like, because they will use them around ships and stuff.
04:53Dolphins can like plant mines, can't they?
04:55Detect them.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Stiff them out.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Well, I mean, I guess good for this guy.
05:02He got fired.
05:04That's unnecessary.
05:05If it's on his private Instagram.
05:06Like a written warning.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Yeah.
05:09Yeah, it was his private social media.
05:12So, you see a little bit of...
05:13I bet you we gotta...
05:14On what site is it?
05:15It doesn't say what site it was.
05:17If it's like his private Instagram page, I just...
05:21I do want to know, what is a fake...
05:24What is...
05:25Side pic, notes of...
05:26Pics of the penis implant can be seen here.
05:27Is that a joke?
05:28Click it.
05:29No, click that.
05:30Click it.
05:31The haters are saying you won't.
05:32It's gotta be the...
05:33Yeah, I know.
05:34Oh, King Richard's Fair.
05:35He got us.
05:36He got us.
05:37He got us.
05:38Yeah, I don't know what that consists of.
05:39I would never take that risk to like never be able to have an orgasm again or something
05:42You're a woman.
05:45When I do finally have one, it's gonna rock and I don't wanna lose it when that happens.
05:49Okay, cool.
05:50Yeah.
05:51I don't know.
05:52How big do you go?
05:53Do you do it like...
05:54Comically.
05:55Super fake titties that are out there, just enormous?
05:56Yeah.
05:57Comically.
05:58Like when you open those cans of the peanuts and like those snakes jump out?
06:01Yes.
06:02But it keeps going and going and going.
06:03Oh my God.
06:04That would be a really good...
06:05Like a sleeve of...
06:06That would be a really good Halloween costume.
06:07It really would.
06:09Squeeze it down in there.
06:10I mean, the first thing you do with a massive new piece is post it, right?
06:14Reddit.
06:15Right.
06:16You have to.
06:17Yeah.
06:18You have to.
06:19Rate my cock.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Then people just say, holy shit.
06:22Store bought.
06:23I'm gonna do a lot of Googling into this after this show is done.
06:24I'm just curious.
06:25Is that what you're calling it now?
06:26Yeah.
06:27Put ad reads on it?
06:28Yeah.
06:29Oh my God.
06:30Sell it.
06:31Like a QR code dick.
06:32Oh my God.
06:33The possibilities are endless.
06:34Huh.
06:35All right.
06:36Well, I'm sorry you lost your job, sir.
06:37I'm gonna go with one of my...
06:38I mean, maybe my overall favorite penis term, hog.
06:42But not everybody has one.
06:44No, but if you do.
06:45Yeah.
06:46Then you use it.
06:47Have you heard about the Ack?
06:48Yeah.
06:49Who was the eight inch guy?
06:50We think...
06:51Titus or Za?
06:52Za.
06:53I think it's Za.
06:54That would be amazing.
06:55I know.
06:56If that's true and he doesn't have an olding fans, idiot.
06:58Yeah.
06:59Got to.
07:00He might.
07:01No, Za might have an olding fans.
07:02He should.
07:03Yeah.
07:04But eight...
07:05That's like double digit percentage of him.
07:06That's a big penis.
07:07Yeah.
07:08I'll say it.
07:09That's a big penis.
07:10That's a big dick.
07:116.26 though.
07:12I'm thinking Titus.
07:13Titus.
07:14I think Walker.
07:15He's got big ass feet.
07:16He does.
07:17Who knows?
07:18He said he was in the...
07:19Anyway, it doesn't matter.
07:20If it's Titus, it's long and slender.
07:21The average penis size of the Ack is 6.26, which is...
07:22Respectable.
07:23...shocked me.
07:24It's respectable.
07:25It's very respectable.
07:26I don't like looking at him now.
07:27I don't know.
07:28Capitalism is back, baby.
07:30Wall Street bankers rejoice.
07:31Let me hear you guys say it.
07:34I don't have my glasses.
07:37Let's go Wall Street.
07:38We can say the R word and pussy without fear of getting canceled.
07:40Retard.
07:41But I don't get why that matters.
07:44That's a Jerry Thornton blog.
07:45You know that before you click it.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Okay.
07:48But like, wait, did Wall Street want to say that?
07:54Kate's commentary is okay.
07:56I don't quite get why it's just for them.
08:01Yeah.
08:02I guess a lot of powerful CEOs...
08:05I feel liberated, said a top banker.
08:09It's a new dawn.
08:10We can say retard and pussy without getting canceled.
08:12That was one of the words that when I first started here, you couldn't say.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Like that was one of the first ones that you couldn't drop that hard F bomb.
08:20You couldn't do those two.
08:21But you could do basic...
08:22Like you could cunt, pussy, whatever.
08:24Didn't matter.
08:25Right.
08:26Yeah.
08:27But those two words were the words you couldn't say.
08:28Well, there's other ones too.
08:29Yeah.
08:30But those are more common lexicon words you couldn't say.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Well, most people know those.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:39Okay.
08:40Interesting.
08:41All right.
08:42You got them.
08:43You got their asses.
08:44Hey, did you hear that bankers can finally say pussy?
08:45Oh, shit.
08:46Oh, this is sick.
08:47What?
08:48You're like, yes, yes, yes.
08:49Pussy.
08:50Pussy.
08:51Oh, thank God I could finally say pussy.
08:56No word on vulva though, which lest you forget.
08:58I don't think people should be able to say vulva.
09:00Vulva?
09:01I think that's disgusting.
09:02Don't even get started on clitoris.
09:04Yeah.
09:05I think clit is all right.
09:06I think clitoris is vulgar.
09:08I think it sounds like a Greek warrior.
09:10Beyond the pale.
09:12Corn purse is pretty bad.
09:13Corn purse?
09:14I don't think there's any good name for it.
09:15For a pussy?
09:16Yeah.
09:17I don't think shit should be written all around.
09:18What's your number one overall favorite?
09:19I don't have one.
09:20I don't have a number one overall favorite.
09:22Mine's probably snatch.
09:23Maybe cooch.
09:24Yeah, cooch is nice.
09:25Yeah, coochie.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Yeah.
09:28I think coochie is like cute.
09:29Like, oh, so you got a little coochie.
09:30Cooch cooter.
09:31Yeah.
09:33That's me.
09:34I got...
09:35I like to call it toilet paper cooter cotton.
09:37That's pretty good.
09:38Yeah.
09:39That's pretty damn good.
09:40Right?
09:41That's what it is.
09:42I roll with slam hog.
09:43Is that what you call penis?
09:44Oh.
09:45Oh, that's what you call yours?
09:46It's revving up the old slam hog from a man again.
09:49It gets him going.
09:50He likes it.
09:51That's what you want your vagina known as, a hog.
09:53Slam hog.
09:54Anyway.
09:55The sarlacc pit.
09:56I don't really.
09:57Anyway, it's normal down there.
09:59It's not weird.
10:00Everything's even.
10:01Everything's even.
10:02It's really asymmetrical.
10:03It's.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Hey, Starbucks is officially done letting non-paying customers use their Wi-Fi in restrooms.
10:12About time.
10:13I hate it when people pee.
10:14It's about damn time.
10:15Hate it.
10:16But the thing is...
10:17So wait, they're allowing non-customers to use restrooms?
10:19No.
10:20They used to.
10:21They used to.
10:22Those bathrooms are a war zone.
10:23They're a war zone.
10:24I get it.
10:25I totally get it.
10:26Sorry.
10:27I mean, in New York City, it was like a safe...
10:28Because when you're walking around and have to pee in New York, it's tough.
10:31It is tough.
10:32When my parents used to visit, because old people have to go quite a lot...
10:34They're real pissers.
10:35And I would take them touring around.
10:36I would map out the hotels that had nice lobbies ahead of time, and I would do hotel lobbies.
10:41But even then, it's getting dicey.
10:42It's getting tough to whatever.
10:43But...
10:44I wouldn't...
10:45I wouldn't shit at work in New York, so I would go to the hotel nearby.
10:49Really?
10:50Yeah.
10:51It smelled nice in there.
10:52I think I know which one you're talking about.
10:53Yeah.
10:54We probably...
10:55Large did that too at like the Four Seasons.
10:56Huh?
10:57Large did too at like the Four Seasons.
10:58No way.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Where he was dropping hard R and P-bombs.
11:01Yeah.
11:02He was going to like the Four Seasons to shit every day.
11:06He said he'd go in there, because they had like private stalls, hang up his pants, because
11:10he likes to get naked.
11:11Oh, wow.
11:12Yeah.
11:13Yeah.
11:14Yeah.
11:15I feel like it's on the city.
11:16It shouldn't be on like a coffee shop or a small business or a large chain or whatever
11:18to like...
11:19But like a city that big, a public restroom is...
11:20It's bad.
11:21Like...
11:22Disagree.
11:23Like London has.
11:24Like those ones that look like a star.
11:25Do you have to pay?
11:26No, you don't have to pay.
11:27Okay.
11:28It's kind of like urinals where you go up, you walk up...
11:30Oh, you're outside, aren't you?
11:32Yeah.
11:33Your butt is just facing the crowd or the street and you're in there.
11:36What about when...
11:37Funnels I think.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Oil funnels.
11:40I have no idea.
11:41Yeah.
11:42No.
11:43New York City does have public bathrooms like Bryant Park.
11:45Some of the parks have really nice ones because they have like people who just 24-7 work on
11:48cleaning them and stuff.
11:49But there's just not enough of them.
11:51And you need for the amount of people.
11:52Otherwise...
11:53That's not on Starbucks to do.
11:54And their bathrooms...
11:55Right.
11:56I've seen...
11:58There's oftentimes more shit on walls than wall.
12:00Yes.
12:01There is a lot of...
12:02Needles.
12:03A lot of wall poop.
12:04Yeah.
12:05And that's another thing too.
12:06Like people use drugs in the bathroom.
12:07Then you have to...
12:08They're locked in there.
12:09You have to get them out.
12:10It's all things.
12:11A lot of bathrooms and like gas stations and stuff have like the bluer red light bulbs
12:13now so you can't find a vein.
12:15Oh, I didn't know that.
12:16I thought it was just to give it like a vibe.
12:19Yeah.
12:20No.
12:21Yeah.
12:22It's tougher to find a vein, I think.
12:23I always hated the places like on road trips and stuff where you could use their bathroom
12:25but the key was always attached to some big annoying...
12:28Here comes big shitter.
12:29Yeah.
12:30You're coming out with a traffic cone you're walking in there with.
12:31A four foot ladle for some reason.
12:32Yeah.
12:33It was a ladle every once in a while.
12:34Yeah.
12:35Or like a billy club.
12:36Yeah.
12:37And it was always like something wood but the wood was like so old it was like almost
12:38like a black stain.
12:39The little mini baseball bats.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Yeah.
12:42Mini baseball bat.
12:43Or like worn away where other shitter's hands like were.
12:44Yeah.
12:45It kind of feels like a quest.
12:46Just like, oh, you want to use our bathroom that's outside?
12:47Take this club.
12:48Right.
12:49You're going to need it.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Yeah.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Yeah.
12:56Yeah.
12:58Yeah.
12:59You're going to need it.
13:00Yeah.
13:01And that felt pretty cool.
13:02Yeah.
13:03It felt like Link.
13:04It was exciting.
13:05Answer a few riddles along the way.
13:06Yeah.
13:07So yeah, I guess I'm okay with this decision.
13:08I can't really see that many people.
13:09I'm sure people are upset about it.
13:10People are just because it's tough to...
13:11Yeah.
13:12Find a place to go.
13:13It's tough to piss and shit in big cities.
13:14It really is.
13:15Yeah.
13:16And if you used to do...
13:17Starbucks.
13:18Oh, exactly.
13:19There's one every other block.
13:20This is the cheapest stuff you can buy to use it.
13:21So the butter popcorn's $1.75 or the avocado spread.
13:23That stuff is more embarrassing.
13:24If you're walking into Starbucks, just like, I'll take a cup of avocado spread.
13:27It's like, oh, you're here to shit, aren't you?
13:30Yes.
13:31Aren't you?
13:32You're here to have a big stinky brown shit.
13:33Give me the avocado.
13:34I'm about to go drop something gross.
13:35I think you got to go with the butter popcorn if you're going to take a shit in there.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Yeah.
13:40It's the classy...
13:41Yeah, you get a snack on the way.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Okay.
13:44Interesting.
13:45Is that the cheapest thing?
13:46Coffee?
13:47That's the minimum.
13:48So...
13:49They don't have like...
13:50Isn't like a tall black coffee super cheap?
13:51Or is that like five bucks?
13:52I think it's like five bucks.
13:53Yeah.
13:54That's what you got to do.
13:55I'll be darned.
13:56Noted.
13:57Huh.
13:58All right.
13:59It's got to feel good to just be like, I've earned this shit.
14:02Yeah.
14:03I paid for this.
14:04I'm going to get my money's worth.
14:05Like a more expensive Aldi.
14:06Oh, I'd overwipe.
14:07I'd wipe till blood.
14:08Get my money's worth.
14:09Yeah.
14:10All my dicey diarrhea stories are with my parents.
14:11And...
14:12That is absolutely not true.
14:13No, that's true.
14:14That's true.
14:15I took them up when I lived in California.
14:17I took my parents up to this place called...
14:18It was like some mountain in Temecula or something like that.
14:19And out east or whatever.
14:20It was like some little apple village on top of a mountain.
14:21And you had to have a quarter, it turns out, to use their public restroom.
14:22And my dad was like about to shit his pants.
14:23And none of us had change on us or anything.
14:24So we had to like beg strangers for a quarter.
14:25And everybody knew what it was for.
14:26A quarter for a shit.
14:27Somebody help this man's diarrhea.
14:28And it's whatever.
14:29And it was...
14:30How bad was it?
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17:05That was such a great.
17:06That was beautiful.
17:07Yeah.
17:08That was tough.
17:09We had a lot of really really great times on that show though.
17:12Like in all honestly, we did kind of fizzle out at the end because we've just been out
17:17for so long, that you feel like the old fraternity brother who's 47 coming to the frat party being
17:24like, yo what's up fellow, whatever and it's like we had our time.
17:27Sometimes you feel like with this show, we could also look at the news, find an old episode
17:34and put, and then like, this is our thought.
17:35Something pertinent.
17:36Like there's mold in the barracks, there's a war going on.
17:40No, I get that, I think it was a good call.
17:42You have dropped the pin, which is fantastic.
17:43Yes, really great.
17:45Kate, you're on the Barstool Yak.
17:46I'm on the Yak, yeah, 6.26.
17:49No thanks to you, bitch.
17:50No thanks to me, I'm breaking down the average.
17:53But yeah, no, I mean, that was Chaps' Baby,
17:55third longest running weekly show at Barstool Sports.
17:59We got to meet so many astronauts
18:02and World War II heroes and all kinds of, I don't know.
18:06It was a really cool experience.
18:07I kind of feel like we Aaron Rodgered it a little bit,
18:10where, you know, like he retires when he leaves Green Bay
18:13and you kind of go out on top.
18:15We probably stuck around for about a year or two long,
18:17a year and a half, two years too long.
18:18Yeah.
18:19It's better than just keeping it going
18:21just because it has, you know, ads or obligation.
18:25Like if you're, you know, you end it on your own terms.
18:28And not wanting to read military news every day
18:30is pretty sick.
18:31Yeah, that is, yeah, I don't do it and I love it.
18:33Yeah, it's one of your favorite things.
18:35I love not reading military news.
18:37Yeah, yeah.
18:38You have to make that funny sometimes.
18:39But yeah, no, great, great.
18:41So we did our last episode and I walked out
18:45and Mincy goes, what do you think about this ceasefire?
18:47I was like, it's none of my business.
18:48Too late, too late, brother.
18:50Whatever happens, it's not my business.
18:51There's no fucking chance Mincy said that.
18:53He did, I swear to God.
18:55He'll come up and ask me about politics a lot.
18:57Oh, interesting.
18:58He'll be like, what do you think about this?
18:59And I'm like, I don't know, dude.
19:01I'm trying to step away from that shit.
19:02I don't care.
19:03Yeah, that's perfect Mincy timing.
19:05He's like, I'd love to talk about it with y'all.
19:07Can I go in there and talk 45 minutes about Israel-Palestine?
19:10That's why you guys ended it.
19:12Just so you could, I'd rather talk about
19:14what we're speaking to.
19:15Actually, Mincy, we're ending the show.
19:17Yeah, we would rather do that.
19:18You can take it over.
19:19Because Khan said that he wanted to,
19:21so it'd be Khans, Mincy, and White Sox Dave.
19:24That's fine by me.
19:25That's honestly a great group.
19:27I would listen to that podcast.
19:28Khans and White Sox Dave would kill one another.
19:31Yeah, it'd be great.
19:32White Sox Dave actually called
19:34after I told him the other day,
19:35he called Khans and was like,
19:36you're fired, you're out of Barstool now, right, bitch?
19:38Like, just couldn't wait.
19:39Oh my God.
19:40Actually, he did the same thing with me.
19:41Like, when I first told him,
19:42I'm like, this is the last episode,
19:44I just talked to Big Cat,
19:45I'm waiting for Conor to call so I could tell him.
19:47He's like, can I be on FaceTime with you, please?
19:49Oh my God, generational hater.
19:51You're a sadistic motherfucker.
19:54Can I say one?
19:54This is a side note about White Sox Dave.
19:58They went to Turkey Thanksgiving.
20:00How long ago was that now?
20:02Two months.
20:03So did I, Kate.
20:05One month in Turkey.
20:05So did most people.
20:07But that was over a month ago now, right?
20:10Yeah.
20:10The other day, I'm sitting, whatever,
20:13and he plops down, and his book bag was already open,
20:16but as he plops down,
20:17you know when air kind of comes out of a backpack or whatever
20:20and this crazy smell just blasted me
20:22and I was like, oh man, what's that smell?
20:24And he was like, oh, sorry,
20:25it's still all the air from Turkey in there.
20:27No, what?
20:29I was like, what?
20:30Backpacks aren't airtight.
20:32He was like, it's all the spices and all the whatever.
20:34I was like, bro, what?
20:35Ew, dude, mix it up while you're walking down the street.
20:38But it did smell like, I don't know what I smelled,
20:41but he was like, that's Turkey in there.
20:42It's downtown Turkey.
20:43I was like, okay, man, all right, just made me laugh.
20:46Anyway.
20:48Foreplay, they got to golf with Tiger Woods again.
20:50Yes.
20:51Pretty fucking cool.
20:53The only thing I don't like about this is one of my-
20:56Is he Trent happy?
20:58No, I love Trent.
20:59One of my favorite videos of him in Barstool history
21:02is the first time he met Tiger.
21:04I love that video.
21:06So now that he's getting more comfortable with Tiger,
21:09I'm out on those.
21:10Oh, wow.
21:11I want Trent to be uncomfortable in those situations.
21:14That's all I ever want.
21:15Simple, simple Trent.
21:16Because he has that pure baby face and he's adorable,
21:19the best hugger in the game.
21:21Is Trent a good hugger?
21:22Oh my God, he envelops you.
21:24Yeah.
21:25Oh my God.
21:27And finally, tonight is the night.
21:29Probably right after you watch this,
21:30you can get ready to watch the end of surviving Barstool.
21:36I still don't, I don't know who won.
21:38I refuse to watch.
21:39Everybody was on the edge looking over at the final vote.
21:42And I was like-
21:43I was tucked away.
21:44So I have no idea.
21:46Who won?
21:47Not going to give it away.
21:48Oh, you passed, you passed.
21:49No, thank you.
21:51I'm rooting for Megan making money.
21:52That would be amazing specifically
21:54because I think we're close enough friends
21:57that she would like take me out to dinner
21:57and get my nails done.
21:59She would probably do that anyway.
22:00Yeah, she probably wouldn't.
22:01Yeah, yeah, she doesn't have to.
22:03It would really make her a million dollars.
22:06I can finally go get a pedicure with Kate.
22:09I would venture to say all content people
22:11can afford dinner.
22:12Yeah, you're right.
22:13I would say that.
22:14Yeah.
22:15Kate's a real eater is what Megan's thinking.
22:18I can't swing it with Kate.
22:19I mean, honestly God, hopefully everybody
22:21who's employed here can afford dinner.
22:23That would be huge.
22:23I think so.
22:24There's a watch party tonight at Barstool River North.
22:27Not brick watch party.
22:28No, no, no, that's done.
22:30Not a brick watch party.
22:32But I'm excited to see who won
22:33and hopefully it's somebody who will toss me a pedicure.
22:36You know what I'm saying?
22:38So is that the rundown?
22:41I think so.
22:41That's the rundown.