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00:00Hoshiyariyan Hoshiyariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching my Hoshiyariyan.
00:22Friends, what I would like to request today is that we generally face a problem that some people's behaviour is not right.
00:32They behave immorally and they are not like this all the time but sometimes they become like this.
00:38They behave so immorally with you that you put their whole life's morals and that one incident aside.
00:46Actually, this random behaviour of a person is not a problem.
00:51Behaviour happens because of a problem.
00:54It can be their privacy, it can be related to your behaviour and it can be anything other than both.
01:01My request to you is that whenever a person who does not have a track record of being immoral or immoral 24x7
01:12If you ever see that person behave immorally or immorally, then know that behaviour is not the problem.
01:23Actually, behaviour is an expression of the problem.
01:26So, if you love that person, if you are his friend, then you can say this.
01:34And it will make a big difference.
01:36The conversation will come down a lot.
01:38Mercury will become low.
01:39If you just ask that are you fine today?
01:43Is there any other reason?
01:44Just by saying this, the mind tells that yes, my behaviour is not right.
01:50Let's start today's show with this message.
01:52Let's take you to the railway station today and see what the situation is.
02:01What happened?
02:02What is to happen, sir?
02:03They are not letting us park the car.
02:05Are you buying this rail car on installments?
02:07No, sir. They are not letting us park our car on installments.
02:10Have you bought a car by selling railway lines?
02:13Sir, security told me.
02:15Shameless man, you will sit in a car of illicit earnings and go for some good work.
02:20What will happen in your mind?
02:21No one cares as much as I do.
02:24What do you feel?
02:25I am feeling bad.
02:27Lines don't feel bad.
02:29Are you mad?
02:30Surface treatment is done.
02:32Why should I feel bad?
02:33We are brothers.
02:34If we get into a fight, we will lose money.
02:36How much money did you take for the car?
02:38Sir, I took a jeep worth 4.5 crores.
02:41What?
02:42Oh my God!
02:44You can't take it in your name.
02:46Will the government ask?
02:47That your assets are more and your earnings are less?
02:49I gifted it in the name of your sister-in-law.
02:52Okay, okay.
02:54If you have gifted it, then how can you gift it?
02:57Why? Why can't I gift it?
02:59What is your salary?
03:00Thank God.
03:02I am getting 37,000 rupees.
03:0337,000.
03:05What else?
03:06What happened?
03:08Am I dead?
03:10Why?
03:11I am a ghost.
03:12You can't see me.
03:13I can see you.
03:14I have been coming to Annapur station for 14 years.
03:19Waiting for hard work.
03:21You are coming to Annapur station waiting for hard work.
03:26Yes.
03:27What is the reason?
03:29I had heard about Anna Hazare.
03:31Where is Annapur?
03:33Me and Mehnaz used to love each other.
03:37That's enough, Mehnaz.
03:38Mehnaz is alive.
03:39Actually, four years had passed since our love.
03:43She went to Lahore to get good education.
03:45Would you have gone to Lahore?
03:47I can't afford so much education.
03:50Then you should have got married.
03:51I have to marry only Mehnaz.
03:53In 2008, Mehnaz had said that she will come to Annapur station.
03:58I don't know where Mehnaz is now.
04:01I don't know how she is.
04:03I don't know if she is single.
04:04Did she promise you in 2008?
04:06Yes.
04:07Then it could be double, triple, four, five, six.
04:10Now Mehnaz will have kids.
04:12Forget it.
04:13Don't say that.
04:14Where is Mehnaz's house?
04:15How would I know?
04:16If I knew, I wouldn't have gone to her house.
04:18Give me Mehnaz's number.
04:20I don't have Mehnaz's number.
04:21I didn't have a SIM card then.
04:23Didn't you have a SIM card in 2008?
04:25I didn't have a mobile phone.
04:26You must have got a signal.
04:27You had a mobile phone.
04:28You must have got a signal.
04:29Akhtar, be straight.
04:30You had a SIM card and a mobile phone.
04:32But you were poor.
04:35You are making fun of a poor and helpless lover.
04:39Hey, helpless lover.
04:40Yes.
04:41If you didn't have a mobile phone,
04:42then why did you have a SIM card?
04:46If she had gone to Lahore to get good education in 2008,
04:50then she must be getting good education and doing household chores.
04:53Now her kids are getting good education.
04:57Did you hear the train whistle?
04:59Yes.
05:00This isn't the train whistle.
05:01This is Mehnaz's whistle.
05:02She used to whistle a lot.
05:04My Mehnaz must be coming.
05:06I will introduce you to her.
05:07Mehnaz.
05:09Biscuit, tea.
05:10Tea, biscuits.
05:11Come.
05:12Sit. Sit.
05:13She must be coming.
05:14Greetings.
05:15Greetings.
05:16How are you?
05:17Greetings.
05:18Sit. Sit.
05:19Sit.
05:20Sit.
05:21Sit.
05:22Sit here.
05:23No. No.
05:24I am in your lap.
05:26I won't trouble you.
05:27Uncle is also in my lap.
05:28No. No.
05:29Sit.
05:30No. No.
05:32He is your son.
05:33He is your son.
05:34He has come from the train and is sitting here.
05:36Go. Go.
05:37No, sir.
05:38He is coming to receive me.
05:40Who is coming to receive you?
05:41I am getting my son married here.
05:43Oh.
05:44Okay.
05:45My relative.
05:46Yes.
05:47He is coming here.
05:48I don't know what to do with him.
05:49Why are you getting your son married in your lap?
05:52Which lap?
05:53He is saying that he wants to sit in my lap.
05:55Actually, he is innocent.
05:57Why is he so innocent?
05:58He doesn't have a father or a mother.
06:00What?
06:01Then what are you two?
06:02Then why don't you have the shadow of your parents on your head?
06:04You are not understanding what I am saying.
06:06Yes. Yes.
06:07I am saying that his mother has passed away.
06:10Okay.
06:11And father?
06:12His father has also passed away.
06:13Okay. Okay.
06:14He wants to say that he is such a child that his parents died on seeing him.
06:18Actually, sir, he has been married to me for the second time.
06:23Okay. Okay.
06:24I am his step-father.
06:26I shouldn't say that I am born after seeing a child.
06:32He has been married to you for the second time.
06:34Yes. Yes.
06:35Then you don't look so rich.
06:36What?
06:37What?
06:38What is he saying?
06:39I don't know.
06:40He is going to leave this world.
06:44You are behaving like this since many days.
06:46Sometimes he wakes up at night and sits with me.
06:51He will kiss my face and love me.
06:53I think he has left this world.
06:57You didn't give him love in his childhood.
06:59No. No.
07:00I didn't give him love.
07:01I brought him like this.
07:05I will tell you one thing.
07:06The day the furniture of the ladies came to my house.
07:09Yes. Yes.
07:10The child was standing in the cupboard.
07:13He is such an innocent child.
07:15Is it?
07:16He danced like me.
07:17Yes. Yes.
07:18He danced so well.
07:22It is said that some children love themselves.
07:24Today that term seems very dangerous.
07:27Look, what all he is saying about your own son.
07:32What?
07:33Isn't he your own son?
07:35No. No.
07:36He is my step-son.
07:38And yours?
07:39He is my step-son too.
07:40What?
07:41We got married.
07:42But we didn't get the transfer letter of his child.
07:46What do you mean? How did this happen?
07:47Sir, if you permit me, I will tell you.
07:49Tell me.
07:50Dear, stay there. I will tell you your story.
07:52No. No.
07:57But I don't understand how you are his step-son.
08:01The one with whom I got married for the first time.
08:03Yes. Yes.
08:04The one who got married for the first time.
08:06Yes. Yes.
08:07He is his son.
08:08Okay. His real father was his step-son.
08:10No. No.
08:11He is his step-son too.
08:14How is this possible?
08:15He loves his sisters so much.
08:18He has changed so many hands.
08:20I am investigating him.
08:23I have seen him before.
08:27Dad, chocolate.
08:29He wants to eat chocolate.
08:33Oh. Oh. Oh.
08:35Oh. Oh.
08:38This is how I am going to get rid of him.
08:45I have told you so many times not to sit on your father's shoulders.
08:48Yes. You are going to sit on your father's shoulders.
08:52Sit here.
08:53Sit here.
08:54Why didn't you have your own child?
08:56I got scared.
08:59Where have you come from?
09:00I have come from Lahore.
09:01From Lahore.
09:02You have come from Lahore.
09:03Then why did you get married here?
09:05Why not in Lahore?
09:06Sir, the thing is that
09:07there is no housekeeper in Lahore.
09:10Okay. You mean to say that..
09:11We don't want to keep a child at home.
09:13Okay.
09:14Why?
09:15I have brought sweets with me.
09:16If it is done..
09:17Yes. Yes.
09:18I am going to sleep here.
09:20Okay. Why don't you want to keep a child at home?
09:22Sir, I don't know.
09:23Even doctors say not to keep a child at home.
09:25Look, he is asking for property.
09:27He is asking for love.
09:30By the way, do you know about your real mother?
09:32Yes, sir. Haven't you heard that song?
09:34Which one?
09:35Two uncles, two fathers.
09:36I am the stepson.
09:38I left home.
09:39I even left the bottle.
09:40What?
09:43The bottle..
09:44I think he is out of his mind.
09:46Yes.
09:47Okay, madam.
09:48Your stepson..
09:49Yes.
09:50He had a son, right?
09:51No. No.
09:52No. No.
09:53No.
09:54My sister had another brother-in-law.
09:55Since when has this child been walking?
09:57Sir, he has been walking for a long time.
10:00It means he has been with everyone for years.
10:05He is getting transferred.
10:06He is not getting any ownership.
10:09But uncle, he must have a birth certificate, right?
10:12Son, I went to the hospital where the child was born.
10:15Okay.
10:16I went there and asked them
10:17where I can get his birth certificate.
10:20Okay.
10:21They sent me a child.
10:22They told me to make a number plate with his birth certificate.
10:26You are not ready to take any responsibility.
10:29Mr. Arun, I am lucky.
10:30I don't want to be a burden on anyone.
10:33Wow!
10:36Whenever he becomes a burden, I become a burden on him.
10:39What have you guys thought?
10:41Who will he go with now?
10:43Pray that the marriage gets fixed.
10:45He will stay with us.
10:46There is one thing.
10:47You have spent your entire life as a stepson.
10:50Now your wife will be your real wife.
10:53Yes.
10:54I have heard that the girl was also divorced.
10:58By God's grace, she has a son.
11:07Stop it. For God's sake, stop it.
11:10What is this?
11:11Stop making the alarm.
11:12I have been a traffic police officer for four years.
11:14Okay.
11:15This is my habit.
11:17Okay.
11:18Hurr.
11:20Hurr.
11:21Hurr.
11:22Hurr.
11:23Why isn't your wife crying?
11:25What?
11:27She is my wife.
11:28But she is right.
11:30Why are you crying?
11:32I got my brother married with so much love.
11:36Now I am going to take him.
11:37Hurr.
11:38Oh!
11:39I think someone has won.
11:41You are hurring.
11:43I also had the same doubt.
11:44But I cried like this on my father's death.
11:47What happened to your brother?
11:48I got my brother married with so much love.
11:51After a few months of marriage, I came to know that
11:54my brother has fractured.
11:56Hurr.
11:57Why?
11:58There is a girl from this village, Mr. Haroon.
12:00Believe me.
12:01She broke my brother's leg on the first day.
12:04Hurr.
12:05Oh, my God.
12:06She did it by mistake.
12:07Then she said that she will slap him.
12:11On the wedding day, sister-in-law asked my brother
12:13if I am looking fat.
12:14Yes.
12:15My brother said no.
12:17Hurr.
12:18Then why did you break his leg on this?
12:20Because my brother thought before saying no.
12:23Hurr.
12:24Oh, my God.
12:27But was she fat or not?
12:30No.
12:34Oh, my God.
12:35What is this?
12:36Calm down, brother.
12:37Why are you holding her?
12:38She is crying.
12:40Does your wife make such sounds?
12:42No, no.
12:43Aunt, why is she crying?
12:45Wow.
12:50Wow.
12:57Why did she break his leg this time?
13:05Oh, my God.
13:07Hurr.
13:10Why?
13:15Dad.
13:16Dad.
13:17You said that you will go to the village and eat sugarcane.
13:20I will take a tractor.
13:21I didn't say that I will take a tractor.
13:23I will take a tractor.
13:25I don't stop him.
13:26He has to go.
13:28What is this dad, dad?
13:29Nothing.
13:30He remembers everything.
13:35Dad.
13:36Dad.
13:37You said that I will take you to the cow shed and massage you.
13:40I will take you to the cow shed from your village.
13:41You will massage the cow.
13:44I don't understand.
13:45Yes.
13:46Why are these people not here yet?
13:48Brother.
13:49Yes.
13:50Is everything fine?
13:53What is the matter?
13:55Sir, the women who get married in this village.
13:59Yes.
14:00They only break their legs.
14:01Legs, arms, yes.
14:02They only break them.
14:03The thing is that my son is young.
14:05Yes.
14:06I have come to this village to get married.
14:08Here?
14:09Yes.
14:10And you are standing in front of him.
14:15Okay.
14:16I want to get married to him.
14:18Yes.
14:19I want to find such a girl in the village who doesn't break her legs.
14:23Yes.
14:24Very good.
14:25She should break her son's neck.
14:28Welcome, sir.
14:29Welcome, sir.
14:31Welcome, sir.
14:32Who is he?
14:33He is the one.
14:34He is the one.
14:35The one who is getting the kids married.
14:36He is the girl's brother.
14:37He is the girl's brother.
14:38Yes.
14:39He is the girl's brother.
14:45The one who is getting married?
14:47Yes.
14:48We have raised this sister so well.
14:50Really?
14:51We have raised him in three to four places.
14:54And with a lot of love.
14:59Brother, do you have any doubt?
15:01Son, I have come here to decide whether I am right or wrong.
15:05I've been thinking whether I'm making the right decision or wrong.
15:14Okay, you love your dad a lot.
15:16Obviously, I love him a lot.
15:21I won't stop him. He'll leave.
15:24What's the problem? Why are you late?
15:27Sir, come here. He's in trouble.
15:29Oh!
15:30Do you remember that we didn't get married?
15:33It's fine.
15:34I'm always busy with work.
15:36I just remembered that we're getting married in June.
15:38Didn't your brother tell you to get the rice?
15:41Why don't you get it from your sister-in-law?
15:42No, brother. Actually, why would my sister-in-law get it from you?
15:47Sir, I don't understand.
15:48Why don't you cook the lentils and rice?
15:51Sir, I'm a landlord. What's the use of being a landlord?
15:54Don't you have to decide the marriage?
15:57Ma'am, I'm a little busy.
15:59My father's elder brother wants to meet him.
16:01I see. So, you're busy.
16:02Why are you busy?
16:03Sir, I wanted to get the flour kneaded.
16:05Why? Is there a problem with the flour?
16:08The train has arrived.
16:10The train has arrived.
16:12What's the problem?
16:16The train's sound.
16:17My Mehnaz must be on the way, Mr. Haroon.
16:20Mehnaz, stop.
16:23You're here.
16:24You left me to go to the city to get good education.
16:28Did you get good education?
16:31No, I got good education.
16:33What?
16:34Sir, please come.
16:38Mehnaz, how did your father become so young?
16:42He's my husband.
16:43He got married to Vilmar Shoaib.
16:47You got married to a German?
16:49I went to get good education.
16:51I got a husband.
16:57Ladies and gentlemen, there's a small break.
16:58We'll meet after the break.
17:00I've taken some alms.
17:02I took some alms.
17:03I started the car. Do you know what I heard?
17:05What?
17:09This is such a unique experience.
17:10Tell me something.
17:11If you take alms on an empty stomach, will you get a house?
17:14Yes.
17:24Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
17:25We have a gentleman with us.
17:27His name is Shahid Shana.
17:29He has also brought some old Chinese herbal medicine doctors.
17:35Let's talk to them.
17:37Greetings.
17:38Greetings. How are you, Mr. Varun?
17:40I'm good.
17:41Hello, sir. Hi.
17:42Hello.
17:44Hello? What is he saying?
17:46He's greeting you.
17:47Okay. Hello.
17:48You?
17:49Hello.
17:51He's not just short. He's also saying hello.
17:55What happened?
17:55Basically, don't get fooled by their looks.
17:58I'm going to unveil such a huge Chinese traditional medicine
18:02in your show today.
18:04Really?
18:05You can't imagine.
18:11Okay. He threw the red one. Sorry.
18:14What's in your hand?
18:16It looks like a cream.
18:17Show it to me.
18:19Sir, this is Dr. Xiong Wong.
18:22He has made this balm, Kong Kong.
18:24Kong Kong.
18:25And he's with us, Pong Pong.
18:27What do you mean? What does this balm do?
18:29This balm can't revive a dead person.
18:33But whatever you say.
18:35Whatever I say?
18:36Whatever you say. Anything.
18:37Can it bring back hair on Mr. Agha's head?
18:39You're talking about hair.
18:41It can bring back broken teeth.
18:43Where is this balm to apply?
18:45You're asking the wrong question.
18:47You're asking where this balm can't be applied.
18:49Where is this balm to apply?
18:52Look, we've applied it everywhere.
18:54We've got better results than we thought.
18:57Believe me, he came to us.
18:59He said, his height is short.
19:00And look at him today.
19:01He's still short.
19:02You haven't seen him.
19:03He never said he was short when he was born.
19:06Can this balm make you fair from black?
19:09Fair from black?
19:10Yes.
19:11This will make you blue from black.
19:13It's not a balm. It's a cream.
19:15Cream.
19:17We were going to Faisalabad for the balm.
19:20Yes, people often go to Faisalabad for the cream.
19:23Why?
19:24Because you have to get the cream from Goga Pastoori.
19:27So, we were on the way.
19:29There was a problem with the car.
19:31The car started knocking.
19:32The car stopped.
19:33Okay, the car stopped.
19:34I came with Sharminda from abroad.
19:36She's a guest.
19:37The car stopped. What can I do?
19:38She said, don't worry.
19:39Open the bonnet of the car.
19:40Okay.
19:41I opened the bonnet of the car.
19:43She started applying this balm on the radiator.
19:47The radiator started saying,
19:48may God bless you.
19:51May you have a long life.
19:53The radiator has been working for three to four days.
19:55My back is aching.
19:57Okay, then?
19:58Then the car started moving like water.
20:01Oh.
20:02Because of this balm?
20:03Sir, we were on the way.
20:06The petrol in the car ran out.
20:07Oh.
20:08The car stopped.
20:09She said, don't worry.
20:11Open the petrol tank.
20:13I said, this happens in movies.
20:14Yes.
20:15You watch it.
20:17I applied a little balm on the car.
20:20The car started.
20:21Do you know what I heard?
20:22What?
20:26This is such a unique balm.
20:27If you apply it on your plaits,
20:29will you be able to build a house?
20:30Yes.
20:33It means, you have a plait.
20:35No.
20:37By the way, there is a Chinese balm
20:40which is very good for headaches.
20:42I am obsessed with lip balms these days.
20:44Because the weather is such that
20:46our lips get cracked.
20:47We should use lip balms.
20:48They get chipped off.
20:49And it can cause a lot of diseases.
20:50Do you know that?
20:51With lip balms?
20:52No, no.
20:52The lips get chipped in winters.
20:54Yes.
20:54It can cause a lot of diseases.
20:56Like what?
20:56Like, what happens is,
20:58your blood is coming out at the micro level.
21:01Yes.
21:01You don't know that.
21:02Okay.
21:03You don't even realise it while it's coming out.
21:05But your blood is coming out
21:07at the microscopic level.
21:09If you drink anything,
21:11put the glass in your mouth,
21:13put the spoon in your mouth,
21:14all the diseases of your blood
21:16get transferred to the utensil.
21:19Whatever cutlery you are using,
21:21it gets transferred to that.
21:22After that, it can be transferred to other organs.
21:25There are different forms of hepatitis.
21:28There are a lot of things.
21:29Then, while talking,
21:30your blood vessels come out.
21:32Yes.
21:33From the dry blood vessels.
21:34They can fall on other things
21:35which can cause diseases.
21:37Does it mean that we should be careful?
21:38Children should not kiss at all.
21:40They should not kiss at all.
21:42We do a lot of affection shows.
21:44There are a lot of diseases of children
21:47in which the immune system is not present.
21:49They are about to get vaccinated.
21:52Until the vaccination is complete,
21:54they should not kiss so much
21:55and should not make everyone hold their child.
21:57Mr. Haroon, I feel that
21:59if my lips are cracked in winters
22:02and I am smiling,
22:03I can hear the sound of cracking.
22:06Yes, you can't think of anything, right?
22:10Actually, you are mistaken.
22:12At this age, you can hear the sound of cracking.
22:14Cracking.
22:20He is saying.
22:21He is saying that if you cover your eyes,
22:23then his eyes.. Is he saying the right thing?
22:25Yes, yes.
22:26He is saying that if you cover your eyes,
22:28then his eyes will become black.
22:30Okay, let me tell you the benefits and usage of this.
22:34What are the functions of this?
22:35Functions are very common.
22:37People can get rid of all their problems.
22:39If there is pain in the eyes,
22:41then apply this balm.
22:42Apply this balm. If there is a headache, apply this balm.
22:44If there is a pain in the ears, apply this balm.
22:45If there are parrot's eyes, Ashubh's eyes..
22:48Yes.
22:48If there is Ashubh in the eyes..
22:49Apply all these things.
22:51If you have a fracture, apply this balm.
22:53Yes, yes.
22:53If the husband doesn't go to work, apply this balm.
22:56If the child is misbehaving, apply this balm.
22:58If you can't breathe, apply this balm.
23:02Mr. Haroon, if there is a fracture in the leg..
23:04Fracture is a small thing.
23:06If the leg is cut, it is lying there.
23:07You are lying here.
23:08Apply this balm and join your legs.
23:10What?
23:16He is saying, if someone shoots you, apply this balm.
23:19How much is this balm for?
23:21Why?
23:21Give me Rs. 20,000.
23:23I will shoot my father and bring him here.
23:27If someone doesn't have music in his throat
23:29and if we apply this balm to him,
23:30will he start singing melodious songs?
23:32I understood what you meant.
23:33You should try Amanat.
23:38Hello, doctor. How are you?
23:40I am fine.
23:42Where are you from?
23:43Forest.
23:45Are you from the jungle?
23:46Yes, I am from the jungle.
23:47Chinese medicine is mostly made from the bark of trees.
23:52Yes.
23:52Do you know that there is a difference between
23:55wisdom and traditional Chinese medicine?
23:57In wisdom, they have made medicines.
24:00Yes.
24:00They have made herbs and other things.
24:03In Chinese medicine, they have small apothecary drawers.
24:08You must be aware of Goga.
24:09Apothecary drawers.
24:10Yes, that's so.
24:11Apothecary drawers.
24:13Don't they have small drawers made of wood?
24:16Yes.
24:16They have made those drawers and all the ingredients
24:19are kept on the wall.
24:21The doctor makes the medicine at that time.
24:23You don't have to buy this medicine.
24:24Okay.
24:25He makes the formula and the medicine.
24:27Organic.
24:28Organic.
24:29Organic.
24:29The medicine is made at that time.
24:31And do you know that TCM, traditional Chinese medicine
24:34has big hospitals.
24:36Wow.
24:37There is no hospital of wisdom here.
24:39You must have never seen a hospital with beds.
24:41No.
24:42Maybe somewhere, but I haven't seen it.
24:44So, there are big hospitals there.
24:46In Beijing, you feel that this hospital is proper allopathic
24:51and this is the latest medicine.
24:52But it is of this medicine.
24:54Wow.
24:54And there is acupuncture there.
24:56Acupuncture is considered medical science.
25:00This blood letting, we call it cupping.
25:02Yes.
25:03This is also considered science.
25:04There are many medicines that are considered science.
25:06The most important thing is that the acupuncture that we get done,
25:11medical science believes that the anxiety and depression are treated.
25:18And the chronic pains are treated.
25:22But when a proper practitioner does it,
25:25and you women must have seen Jennifer Lopez, Céline Dion,
25:30Gwyneth Paltrow, all these big ones,
25:33all of them use Chinese medicine.
25:35Wow.
25:36And Jennifer Lopez has said it very clearly
25:40that the amount of weight I have lost
25:42and the shape I have got,
25:44all of it is because of Chinese medicine.
25:46Even in J-Lo's 50s, her waist is moving like this.
25:49And here, in the 20s, wow.
25:52She gives all the credit to Chinese medicine.
25:55Mr. Harun, do you know what is the real age of Keanu Reeves?
25:58It is my favourite car.
25:59Okay.
26:00And it is 60 years old.
26:01This is the Matrix car.
26:02Yes, Matrix.
26:03It is 60 years old.
26:04It is 60 years old.
26:05And how does it look?
26:07It looks very young.
26:08Absolutely.
26:08What is its secret?
26:09Okay, he says that he uses Chinese medicine.
26:11Oh, so he must be using Chinese medicine.
26:13Okay.
26:13Forget about Keanu Reeves.
26:15This man is sitting here.
26:16He is 400 years old.
26:18Look at this.
26:19Wow.
26:20He is 300 years old.
26:21Wow.
26:22I myself, thank God,
26:23I shouldn't have said it.
26:24I am 85 years old.
26:26Do I look old?
26:26Oh.
26:27Does this make a man young?
26:28This makes an old man young in minutes.
26:32Oh God.
26:33Okay, listen to me.
26:34Okay, listen to me.
26:34You are our guest in the show.
26:36Yes.
26:37Brother, listen to me.
26:38I want to talk to you.
26:39What has happened to him?
26:41What has happened to him?
26:41Okay.
26:43He is mad.
26:44He has gone mad.
26:46Okay, listen.
26:47Take it out with your hand.
26:49How much is it?
26:50400.
26:51400.
26:51One rate.
26:51400.
26:52500.
26:52501.
26:53500.
26:54801.
26:541000.
26:551000.
26:551001.
26:561200.
26:561500.
26:575000.
26:575000.
26:585000.
26:585000.
26:595000.
26:597000.
27:005000.
27:005000.
27:0110001.
27:0214000.
27:0314000.
27:0314000.
27:0414000.
27:0414000.
27:0514000.
27:0514000.
27:0614000.
27:0614000.
27:0614000.
27:0614000.
27:0714000.
27:0714000.
27:07But Mr. Harood, if the glass breaks
27:10and you fix it
27:11then the glass will break
27:12but the crack will always be there.
27:14Oh God.
27:15Wait a minute.
27:16Let him laugh.
27:19Look, Parvati.
27:22If you hadn't told me this today
27:24I swear I would have never found out.
27:34Welcome back, viewers.
27:36Today, we were talking about our monologue.
27:39Many times, a person who has been good to you all your life
27:44sometimes says something that breaks your heart.
27:50Something happens that makes you cry all your life.
27:55And most of the time, we do this with our parents.
27:57They might have done a lot in their life
27:59but mistakes are human.
28:01They make mistakes.
28:02But if we hold on to that mistake
28:04and talk about their life
28:05and especially, let me tell you something.
28:08Spouses feel very bad
28:10when a wife says to her husband
28:12after 10, 15, 5, 20 years
28:15that she has never been happy here.
28:18Yes.
28:19So...
28:19Even though she has a lot of kids.
28:21That's it.
28:23So, it's happiness.
28:24It's happiness to have kids.
28:25No, even if you have two kids, it's still happiness.
28:29But even after having 10 kids
28:31if you hear that you haven't been happy
28:33then you should understand
28:34that it's a different story.
28:37This hurts your spouse a lot.
28:40Or your husband should tell his wife
28:42that whatever you have done, you always do it this way.
28:45You should tell her that you always do it this way.
28:48Even though no one is always bad to you.
28:50Even the worst person is not always bad to you.
28:52No.
28:53So, this hurts a lot.
28:54Let me tell you one more thing.
28:56These small problems
28:59if they end
29:01then the relationship becomes stronger.
29:03It's like a welding.
29:05Because these small effects
29:07make a larger picture.
29:09Have you ever seen...
29:10There's a big TV somewhere, right?
29:12If you go near it
29:13then you can see small spots on the face.
29:17Then?
29:17Blue, red, green, yellow.
29:19You can see those spots.
29:20If you go away, you can see the picture.
29:22So, these small spots
29:24are a part of everyday life.
29:26Life is a picture.
29:27So, these small spots
29:29don't define the larger picture.
29:32You can still improve your larger picture.
29:35But Mr. Harood, if the mirror breaks
29:38and you fix it
29:39then the mirror will break
29:40but the spot will always be there.
29:42If you...
29:43Wait a minute. Let her laugh.
29:47Look, Parvati.
29:50If you hadn't told me about this today
29:52I swear, I would never have known.
29:55I second what he said.
29:57Yes.
29:58Hold a plate.
29:59If I throw this cup down
30:00it will break into pieces.
30:02I have to spend money to fix it.
30:05If I fix it with glue
30:08then the spots will always be there.
30:10First, I will break it into pieces.
30:13And he will make me a moth with glue.
30:18The pieces will stick together.
30:20And he will make a moth with glue.
30:24Oh, glue.
30:26Sir, you are saying that the picture will be perfect.
30:29But I don't have a television.
30:33People don't want to see you in any form.
30:40Okay, the moth thing that you said
30:42your answer was in your question.
30:43You fixed it with glue.
30:46You don't have to fix it with glue.
30:47You have two options.
30:49The first option is
30:51the clay that you used
30:54can be re-used.
30:56A more beautiful moth can be made.
31:00The second thing is
31:01if you fill the cracks with gold
31:04then it will be more expensive.
31:06Wow.
31:10I didn't bring any gold.
31:13He is telling you to re-use the clay.
31:16He doesn't re-use the clay.
31:19Sir, when the heart breaks
31:21then cracks are formed.
31:22How can that be fixed?
31:23The heart doesn't break.
31:24Your expectations break.
31:26But..
31:27The hole that you have made in your mind
31:30breaks.
31:31The heart doesn't break.
31:32Okay, I think these analogies are very good.
31:35When it breaks, it can't be fixed.
31:36We ruined the paper.
31:38It can't be fixed.
31:40But I think human relationships
31:42don't need these analogies.
31:45If we keep thinking when it breaks
31:47then it will never be fixed.
31:49Human relationships need to be re-invented.
31:53Mr. Tanej, you want to be friends.
31:55You can do it.
31:55But don't involve us.
31:58Maybe you remember.
31:59I spoke about a man who passed away.
32:02When he passed away, the bathers came.
32:03When he washed him
32:05then the one who washed him
32:07said to his followers
32:09that he has never bathed before.
32:15So the one who bathed
32:17asked his followers
32:19how old he was.
32:21They said he was 80 years old.
32:22He said he was very sad about his life.
32:24They asked him why.
32:25He said that there was no scar on his face.
32:29There were no signs of wounds.
32:30That's why I was very sad about his life.
32:33So the followers asked him
32:35that this is not something to be sad about.
32:37He said that there was nothing in his life
32:41that he would fight for.
32:43Oh!
32:44Wow!
32:45He said that there was nothing
32:47that he would fight for.
32:49Thank God, there are some scars on your pimples.
32:53Just like that.
32:54Just like that.
32:55No one should fight for a scar.
32:58He learned this from the whole story.
33:01Let's give him a round of applause.
33:03Very nice.
33:05Now, look at this.
33:07We usually say that there is a permanent scar on the face.
33:10Like a scar or an accident.
33:13We say that it doesn't look good or bad.
33:14But in Africa, there are people
33:17who get as many scars as there are scars on their faces.
33:19They get 50, 60 scars on one face.
33:23Oh, God!
33:24That's beauty.
33:25So it's true.
33:27In their area, in their society,
33:29according to them, that's beauty.
33:31So we have our own standards of beauty.
33:34That's true.
33:35And I'm sorry to say
33:38that this is just a few people's wrong thinking.
33:42That white people are beautiful.
33:44Black people are not beautiful.
33:46Our religion forbids us from this.
33:49That no one has superiority over anyone.
33:51But in the whole world,
33:54there are black people who think they are better.
33:57That's true.
33:58People don't know this.
33:59Black people say that they are well-cooked.
34:02Yes.
34:02The whiter they are, the uglier they are.
34:04And we say that they are white.
34:06Similarly, we say that they are fat and thin.
34:08That's not true.
34:08We have made our own standards.
34:10Human beauty is in their character.
34:13Wow.
34:13No doubt.
34:14All the debate is about white and black.
34:16So what do we, the people with dirty skin, do?
34:18We, the people with dirty skin, also belong to the Caucasians.
34:21Do you know that this Caucasian color
34:24is the same color that comes towards the equator
34:27and gets a little dark.
34:29So we also consider ourselves better in many places.
34:32If you look at the skin of the whites,
34:33they say that their skin is not good.
34:35Our skin is good.
34:36Yes.
34:36That's not true.
34:37It's not like that.
34:38If there are flowers of the same color and same leaves
34:42in every garden,
34:44then you won't enjoy going to the garden.
34:46The fun is in
34:47whether there is a pearl, a rose,
34:49a lotus like my Goga,
34:51or something else.
34:52Do you know where the lotus is?
34:54Where is it?
34:55It's everywhere.
34:55Why would it be a lotus?
34:58That means..
34:59Actually, they have sold your car as well.
35:02No matter what the face is, no matter what the color is,
35:04but there should be passion in the personality.
35:07Exactly.
35:07I have seen a lot of people
35:09that if you look at them,
35:11then the standards that society has set for them,
35:13they are not beautiful.
35:14But when they talk,
35:16their way of speaking,
35:17their thinking,
35:18their character,
35:19their talks,
35:20they are such attractive people
35:22that you are very impressed with them.
35:23Look, I remembered a beautiful research.
35:26Ohio State University and Indiana University,
35:29their psychologists did a research together.
35:32I was reading it yesterday.
35:34And it is a very eye-opening research.
35:37That research is about what you say
35:40about someone to someone else.
35:43Try to understand this.
35:44You are talking to someone.
35:46Person A.
35:47About person B.
35:49And you are saying bad things about him.
35:52He is listening.
35:53That he is a bad person.
35:55He does this, he does that.
35:57He is a liar.
35:58He is a fraud.
35:59He is a thief.
36:00Etc.
36:01You said it.
36:02He heard it.
36:03In his opinion, he is also a bad person.
36:05Are you done?
36:05Done.
36:06The study says that with the passage of time,
36:09the bad things that you are doing about someone else,
36:12which we call badness.
36:13Yes.
36:14The bad things.
36:14The person listening,
36:16just after a while in person A's mind,
36:19all those bad things start taking birth about you.
36:22Oh.
36:23Same thing.
36:24And they have collected the data of 100,000 people.
36:27Of 100,000 people.
36:29And they did research on it and found out
36:31that all the bad things that you do.
36:34I mean, bad things.
36:35After a while, all those bad things
36:38start taking birth about you in person A.
36:41And you don't even know
36:42why he started avoiding me.
36:44Oh.
36:45He is apologizing after this.
36:46He doesn't want to do bad things about me.
36:49I wanted to ask you,
36:51there is a memory of a mobile phone.
36:52Like, 250 GB.
36:55256 GB.
36:56He is an anchor.
36:57He is not sitting at a mobile shop.
36:59No.
36:59Like, he has a limit of mobile memory.
37:02How much memory does a person have in his brain?
37:06Okay, in terabytes or megabytes,
37:08I don't know how much it is.
37:10But a person's memory,
37:13if you work hard on it,
37:15like a muscle,
37:16like you do a muscle exercise every day,
37:19it becomes very strong.
37:20So, memory is better than two things.
37:23One is memorizing things.
37:25And the other is sleeping.
37:27Sleep as much as possible.
37:29It increases your memory.
37:30If she sleeps a lot,
37:32how will she work?
37:34I want her to sleep.
37:37If her memory increases,
37:38her work will be less.
37:39Her work will be less.
37:40Do you know, Mr. Manat has
37:41done a concert worth Rs. 5,00,000.
37:44Rs. 5,00,000.
37:44Why more than Rs. 5,00,000?
37:46He buys a song worth Rs. 5,00,000
37:47and a chopper worth Rs. 5,00,000.
37:54We will take a short break.
37:55We will meet again.
37:56First of all, when I saw you, my heart..
38:04Why isn't he looking at us?
38:07He is looking at the note.
38:09Yes, he is looking there.
38:10He is looking everywhere.
38:11You should sing a revolving song.
38:26Attention, attention.
38:30Attention, attention.
38:32Attention, attention.
38:35Welcome back, viewers.
38:36Yes, Irza.
38:37Mr. Haroon, it's been a long time.
38:39I think we should go now.
38:40To the audience.
38:41Yes.
38:42Yes, okay.
38:43Yes.
38:43Greetings.
38:44Greetings.
38:45I would like to say that I like your show.
38:48I watch it with great interest.
38:49I would like to ask, what is your name?
38:51Zainab.
38:52Zainab, it's a beautiful name.
38:54I will recite a poem.
38:55Yes, please.
38:56This is what the sun teaches you every evening.
38:58This is what the sun teaches you every evening.
39:01But if you go towards it, you will drown.
39:04Wow.
39:05Wow.
39:07Wow.
39:10Yes.
39:10Greetings.
39:11Greetings.
39:12Sir, my name is Erum.
39:13Yes, Erum.
39:14Sir, I would like to sing a song.
39:16Wow.
39:17Give it to her.
39:19I am not upset with you, I am amazed at life.
39:29I am amazed.
39:35I am troubled by your innocent questions.
39:43I am troubled.
39:49I have not thought of living, I will have to bear the pain.
40:00If I smile, I will have to repay the debt of smiling.
40:10If I smile, I will have to repay the debt of smiling.
40:19Very good.
40:19Wow.
40:20Very good.
40:21Very good.
40:22Very good.
40:23Very good.
40:23Very good.
40:24Very good.
40:24Very good.
40:27Sir, when I was born, my father sang this song for me.
40:31What?
40:31He said, I am not upset with you, Nasreen.
40:34But I am amazed.
40:35Very good.
40:39Next.
40:40Greetings.
40:41Greetings.
40:42My name is Amna.
40:43Yes, Amna.
40:44I would like to ask you a question.
40:46Yes.
40:46How can a comedy show be a hit?
40:49On top of that, it can be a hit with a Shahab-e-Saqib.
40:51I think there is only one way to hit a comedy show.
40:55To do comedy in it.
40:56Yes.
40:57This is a very good thing that she has done.
40:59And if you want to hit a comedy show 100%,
41:02then it should have Irza Khan in it.
41:03Very good.
41:04Very good.
41:05Very good.
41:08I swear on my sister Amin and both of them.
41:11We don't stop with these things.
41:12The doctors have given the answer to both of them.
41:16I feel that if you want to hit a comedy show,
41:19then you need 12-15 ingredients for it.
41:23Yes.
41:24Among which, Abid Ali, Agha Majid, Salim Al-Baila,
41:26Arzu Fatima, Azeem Vicky, Goga Malaika,
41:29Mr. Danish and Amanat.
41:31All of them should have their ears pierced.
41:34And if Irza Khan is in all of them,
41:36then it is a comedy show.
41:37Very good.
41:38Very good.
41:41If you want to take that comedy show to the next level,
41:46then with all of them,
41:47the anchor of this show, Haroon Rafiq.
41:49Very good.
41:50Very good.
41:51Very good.
41:54And if you want no one to be able to beat the show,
41:57then Producer Hasnaain Nafeu.
41:59Yes.
42:00Yes.
42:01Yes.
42:03Sir, if you want that comedy show to succeed,
42:07then Mr. Danish will have to work very hard
42:09to make the segment.
42:10Very good.
42:11Very good.
42:12Okay, next week, he will get good characters.
42:16Okay.
42:17The interesting thing is..
42:17Okay, Hasnaain Nafeu..
42:18We do comedy, right?
42:20Hasnaain Nafeu..
42:21Yes.
42:21Do you know how he hits the show?
42:23Yes.
42:24He is our executive producer.
42:25Do you know how he hits the show?
42:27All of us laugh and talk.
42:30We make the segment.
42:31When we make the segment, you say..
42:34This..
42:35Which segment was this?
42:39Then I realise that it was good.
42:44And..
42:45He brings a carpet behind every time.
42:47He doesn't let us stand.
42:50Yes.
42:50Greetings.
42:51Greetings.
42:52My name is Daim. I would like to sing a song.
42:54Wow, Daim. Come on.
42:55When I saw you for the first time, my heart..
43:03Why don't you look at me?
43:06Did you take a note?
43:07He is coming.
43:08Yes, I was looking at you.
43:09He is always looking at me.
43:10Brother, you should sing a revolving song.
43:15It won't be fixed.
43:16Don't you know how bad you are?
43:19Yes, I know.
43:20When I saw you for the first time, my heart..
43:26My heart..
43:31Oh, God.
43:32My eyes are looking at you.
43:35What is this?
43:36Your style..
43:37What is this?
43:39My eyes are looking at you.
43:43Your style..
43:45Your beautiful eyes..
43:48They took away my peace.
43:51Your beautiful eyes..
43:54They took away my peace.
43:57Your beautiful eyes..
44:00They took away my peace.
44:03Your beautiful eyes..
44:06They took away my peace.
44:09Wow.
44:10He sang so well.
44:13Amazing.
44:15Tell me something.
44:16He'll take revenge on me, not on all of you.
44:18Okay, let him sing.
44:21Is there a special reason for this?
44:23Yes, you were sitting here, that's why.
44:30Yes, next.
44:31Hello.
44:32Hello.
44:33Hello.
44:34I'm Zuleman Akram.
44:35Wow.
44:36And I want to recite a couplet.
44:37I can get my neck cut for your love.
44:40On a banana tree, on a date tree.
44:43Wow.
44:43Wow.
44:46Yes.
44:47Hello.
44:47Hello.
44:48My name is Muneeb and I have a question for Mr. Goga and Mr. Ragha.
44:51Yes.
44:52People keep their combs in their pockets these days.
44:54I want to ask them if they have kept any clothes.
44:56To clean their hair etc.
44:57Document.
45:0015, 20, 25 days.
45:02Approximately one month.
45:03Yes.
45:04You should use a toothbrush with a stick.
45:06And this is what you get in the end.
45:11Next.
45:12Mr. Goga, it's 12.45 now.
45:14You said you will sing Rafi's song in Lata's voice.
45:17Do you want me to do it or should I do my make-up and walk in the streets?
45:23Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
45:24We will meet again, God willing.
45:26Take care of yourselves in the next show.
45:28Goodbye.