00:05The End
00:08Morning.
00:09Morning, Paige.
00:10Early as ever.
00:12I like it when it's quiet.
00:14Don't we all.
00:19Beat me again?
00:21Got lucky with the tube.
00:22Coffee?
00:23Oh, all good, thanks.
00:25Of course, you have a reusable coffee cup.
00:26You get 50p of all hot drinks in Pret now if you have one, so...
00:30Cool.
00:44Good morning, everyone,
00:54and a very happy Monday to all of you.
00:58Headsets on, please.
01:02Start dining.
01:13Good morning, everyone,
01:14and a very happy Monday to all of you.
01:15Okay, check on, go, go, go ahead.
01:17This is awesome.
01:27I can see.
01:29It is going to be a little bit of fun.
02:07Good afternoon, you've come here to Page at Day's Insurance.
02:10How can I help you today?
02:16I'd like to take out your life insurance policy.
02:22One of your colleagues, Sarah, I believe, sent me a quote last week, I think it sounds
02:28perfect.
02:30Oh, fantastic.
02:31Just for security purposes, can you confirm your full name and your date of birth for me,
02:34please?
02:35Of course.
02:36David Prescott, 24th of October 1971.
02:41Ancient, basically.
02:44How old are you, Page?
02:47Twenty-one.
02:50Wow.
02:51Twenty-one.
02:53So young.
02:54Lovely.
02:57Is it okay if I call you David?
02:59I would like that, Page.
03:02Thank you, David.
03:05Well, I can see here that Sarah sent you out a quote for a cash lump sum of 250,000
03:10pounds,
03:10is that correct?
03:11It is indeed.
03:13You have a lovely voice.
03:18Go on, you were saying.
03:20Well, to...
03:21To cover yourself for that amount, you'll be paying a monthly premium of 20 pounds 17
03:26pence, but there's nothing for you to pay for the first 30 days should you change your
03:29mind.
03:30Is that okay?
03:31I really changed my mind.
03:34I know what I want.
03:37Right.
03:41Well, we, um, uh, I've got the name on the account as Mr. D. Prescott, and Sarah's
03:47already confirmed your address, so we don't need to do that.
03:54But just to be sure, are you still living at 28 Ryslip Way, London, November Whiskey 5,
04:066 Romeo Papa?
04:08Yes, Page.
04:11That is where I live.
04:14Lovely.
04:16Uh, well, I'll send the policy documents out to you now.
04:20Do you want to set up the cover on that basis, David?
04:22Yes.
04:26Lovely.
04:27Well, your policy is now live.
04:30Is there anything else I can do for you today, David?
04:34I don't know.
04:36You tell me, Page.
04:38Is there?
04:40I don't know.
04:43Right.
04:44In that case, it's been a pleasure.
04:47Goodbye, David.
04:50Goodbye, Page.
04:53Yes.
05:03Yeah.
05:05Thank you, David.
05:31I don't know.
05:54I don't know.
06:29I don't know.
06:57I don't know.
07:29I don't know.
07:32I don't know.
07:43Can I help you?
07:47David?
07:48Yep.
07:51Who are you?
07:53Paige.
07:55And?
08:00We spoke on the phone today.
08:03I set up your life insurance.
08:08Okay.
08:11You'd better come in then, Paige.
08:16Thanks.
08:25I'm not good.
08:28I'll get back.
08:30You're good.
08:37I'm not good.
08:38I'm good.
08:40I'm good.
08:42You're good.
09:02So, is this a hobby of yours?
09:06No.
09:08Isn't it legal?
09:11Yes.
09:14I'm very impressed.
09:16A glass of wine?
09:19Okay.
09:20Red, white?
09:22I don't know.
09:23White.
09:25White it is.
09:28We've got a nice bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon.
09:34Oui?
09:46Oh, shit.
09:49Nice and cold.
09:52You've got a family?
09:54I do.
09:56Cool floss, by the way.
10:00Where are they?
10:01They are at my mum and dad's.
10:06So, nothing to worry about.
10:10To date of protection?
10:13Or lack thereof?
10:27Why are you here, Paige?
10:32I don't know.
11:01Yes, you do.
11:06i felt alive when i spoke to you and i wanted to see you in real life
11:17but i i i didn't know you have a family i should have i should have checked on the system
11:27i should go no no no no no no no no no don't go okay you've come a long way
11:34i'm happy to have you
11:36this was a mistake stay no stay
11:46i'd like to leave please
12:08get on me
12:16get on me
12:40oh my god
12:42please
12:48please
12:50oh my god oh no
12:53oh my god
12:55oh my god
12:57oh my god
12:58please
12:59oh my god
13:08oh my god
13:14oh my god
13:16oh my god
13:20oh my god
13:24oh my god
13:27oh my god
13:34Oh, no, we should take that.
13:35Oh, my God.
13:37Oh, my God.
13:39Oh, my God.
13:41Oh, my God.
13:48Oh, no.
13:50Oh, no.
13:52Oh, no.
13:53Oh, no.
13:56Oh, no.
13:58Oh, no.
14:12Oh, no.
14:16Good afternoon. You've come to me to Paige at Deus Insurance.
14:19How can I help you today?
14:20I'd like to make a claim.
14:22And what sort of claim will you be making with us today?
14:25It's in regards to my husband's life insurance.
14:27I'm sorry to hear that.
14:29Don't be. He was a prick.
14:33Oh. Right.
14:37When did your husband pass away?
14:38Four weeks ago.
14:41What was the cause of death?
14:43He was murdered.
14:48Oh, wow.
14:49Oh, that's awful.
14:53Tell me, Paige.
14:55Do you believe in karma?
15:00I'm not sure.
15:02I do.
15:04I believe bad things happen to bad people.
15:08He was bad.
15:14Well, what was your husband's first and last name?
15:17David Prescott.
15:23And are you aware how much Mr. Prescott's left you?
15:26I'm hoping it's something substantial for the time I've served.
15:31It's 250,000 pounds.
15:35That'll do nicely.
15:38Perfect.
15:40I'll start the claims process for you now and we'll be in touch in a few days.
15:44Thank you, Paige.
15:47It's been a pleasure.
15:59It's been a pleasure.
16:05For the first time,
16:07We'll be back in our final video.
16:09Thank you, Paige.
16:10Give me a look.
16:17A-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
16:24-ya-ya-ya-ya.
16:26The last thing is not this coruptain?
16:32That's going to be right back.