- 1 year ago
Filmi Scene Funny Tasty.Vibes
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00There are all kinds of animals in the world, but the animal that lives in this house, Mr. Ranjeet Rai, is of a strange and poor kind in himself.
00:09It is believed that the way mosquitoes are made to suck human blood, flies are made to sit on garbage and spread diseases.
00:19Similarly, the poor are also made to suck the blood of the rich and spread diseases in their lives.
00:26That is why this rich man hates the poor.
00:48You keep your hands where I keep my feet.
00:51I made a mistake, sir.
00:53You poor fellow.
00:58Be careful, sir.
01:00You touched me?
01:01No.
01:02You touched me?
01:03What if you had fallen down?
01:05Yes, I would have fallen down. My head would have burst.
01:07Why did you touch me?
01:09You scoundrel. You dog. You scoundrel. Get out of here.
01:12Hey, Laxman. Hey, Bahadur.
01:14Get some water. Get some water.
01:17Oh, God. Oh, God.
01:19I had to take a long bath. That's when I started smelling of poverty.
01:23Oh, God.
01:24Hey, give me the puri.
01:26Quickly.
01:27Yes, sir.
01:28From a distance. From a distance.
01:37Who is it? Who is it? Who is this rascal?
01:40I am your brother-in-law, brother-in-law.
01:42I am your brother-in-law, brother-in-law.
01:43You scoundrel. Do you think this dining table is a gutter that you are spitting?
01:47I am doing all this for your health, brother-in-law.
01:49What do you mean?
01:50When a poor man touched you, you had to take a long bath.
01:54The food you are eating is also made by a poor man.
01:57And I don't want his germs to get into you.
01:59Did you eat the puri?
02:00Yes.
02:01Did you eat the puri?
02:02Open your mouth.
02:05What are you doing?
02:06I am killing the germs of poverty.
02:07Get out of here.
02:08I won't go.
02:09Why?
02:10Don't you know what my sister said to you when she died?
02:11What did she say?
02:12Until I don't set your funeral pyre on fire,
02:14I won't leave this house until I kill you.
02:16Until I don't set your funeral pyre on fire,
02:18I won't leave this house until I kill you.
02:21I won't go, brother-in-law.
02:22I won't go.
02:23Oh, God.
02:24You went to heaven.
02:26But you left the inspector of hell behind me.
02:29Hey, Abdul.
02:30Take out the car.
02:31Where are you going?
02:32To commit suicide.
02:33I will also come.
02:34Why?
02:35I don't trust you.
02:36I don't believe you.
02:41Now let's meet Mr. Harbanslal, who lives in this house.
02:45He is ten steps ahead of Ranjeet Rai when it comes to hating the poor.
02:50People say, get rid of the poor.
02:52He says, get rid of the poor.
03:00Kulkarni, those insects, that filth, that poor,
03:04get out of that settlement where I want to build a five-star hotel.
03:07Sir, Madhu's daughter stopped us from demolishing that settlement.
03:10She said that her friend lives there.
03:11Oh, for this Madhu's poor friend.
03:14I hate her.
03:18Hey, Prajesh, you?
03:19You had gone to Germany for business.
03:21How did you come back so soon?
03:23Actually, my daughter Rama...
03:25Is she alright?
03:26I hope she's alright.
03:27It's nothing like that.
03:28She's absolutely fine.
03:29Rama.
03:33Prajesh, you got your daughter married and you didn't even tell your elder brother.
03:37Sir, the situation was such.
03:38They both loved each other.
03:39That's why I had to get them married.
03:41Really?
03:42Prajesh, tell me one thing.
03:44The status of this boy and his family,
03:46they are equal, right?
03:47Brother, what should I hide from you now?
03:50This boy is the son of my driver, Ganpat.
03:52What?
03:54No.
03:55No.
03:56No.
04:00In the house where even dogs are brought up by looking at the breed,
04:03the son-in-law of that house is the son of a driver.
04:07How dare you do this disgusting act and come in front of me?
04:11If my daughter had done this, I would have shot her.
04:14And before I kill you,
04:16get out of here, Prajesh.
04:18Get out!
04:19And take this filth with you.
04:21And don't show me your face again.
04:23Now get out.
04:24I said, get out!
04:25Relax, brother. Relax.
04:27I came here to bless these children with my elder brother.
04:32But anyway,
04:34it's alright.
04:36It's alright.
04:37It's alright.
04:56God bless you, Mr. Arpansla.
04:59God bless you.
05:08No!
05:22Yes, sir.
05:38Let me see.
05:51Harbu, you?
05:53Ranjite!
05:55Ranjite!
05:58Harbu, can I say something?
05:59Go ahead.
06:00You haven't changed at all in 20 years.
06:03You were bald before, and you are still bald.
06:08Ranjite,
06:09you haven't changed at all.
06:10Really?
06:11Yes.
06:12You were bald before, and you are still bald.
06:18Ranjite,
06:19it's such a strange coincidence.
06:21Despite living in the same city,
06:23we haven't met for so many years.
06:24But we have met now.
06:26Yes.
06:27Come with me.
06:28But where?
06:29I am going to see a girl for my son.
06:31Oh, very good. Very good.
06:33But tell me, whose daughter is she?
06:35Textile King Brijesh Lal's daughter.
06:37What?
06:38Yes.
06:39Brijesh Lal?
06:40Yes.
06:41Then it's useless for you to go there.
06:42Why?
06:43Because Brijesh Lal is my younger brother.
06:45And his daughter married a driver's son.
06:48What?
06:49Yes.
06:50I am telling the truth, Ranjite.
06:51Even our children can do such a stupid thing in the future.
06:54So that we don't face such a disaster,
06:55you come with me to find a solution.
06:57Where?
06:58To Barrister Gokhale.
06:59Come on.
07:00I understand your problem, Mr. Harbanslal.
07:03But there is no solution for this.
07:04Yes.
07:05Once the children grow up,
07:07they can marry anyone they want.
07:10And no one can stop them from doing this.
07:16That's why I have come to you, Mr. Advocate.
07:18So that my daughter doesn't elope with a driver's son tomorrow.
07:22If this happens,
07:24then I will have no other option but suicide.
07:28If this doesn't happen,
07:29give me a solution, Mr. Advocate.
07:32Money?
07:33I will give you whatever money you want.
07:36This is the specialty of rich people like you.
07:38You make the best man do the worst.
07:42Anyway, I will have to find a solution for this.
07:48This is the marriage certificate of the court.
07:53What should I do with this?
07:54You can sign your daughter's name on this.
07:57What are you saying, Mr. Advocate?
07:58Won't you ask me what I am making her do while signing?
08:01Why won't she ask?
08:02Of course she will.
08:03That's why you will have to take this certificate by deceit.
08:07By deceit?
08:10Okay, I will take it.
08:11Then?
08:12Then you can take the certificate of the person you want her to marry.
08:16Okay.
08:17Then?
08:18Then I will get the certificates of the five witnesses and the registrar.
08:22Then?
08:23Then what?
08:24Then we will be legally husband and wife.
08:29You are a genius.
08:30Ranjeet, he is simply a genius.
08:32Genius.
08:33Take this.
08:34Check.
08:35Blank check.
08:38You can pay the amount yourself.
08:40This blank check is mine too.
08:42Get me a marriage certificate like this.
08:45Why not?
08:46Ranjeet, why do you need this?
08:48Harboo, I am also scared of you.
08:51Because my son is a missile of decency.
08:55Wow, I had so much fun.
08:57The ice cream was amazing.
08:59And I felt as if I had put ice cream in my mouth.
09:05And the chocolate ice cream was amazing.
09:08And the orange ice cream was also amazing.
09:10I felt as if I had eaten a factory.
09:12Father, don't eat too much ice cream.
09:14You will get pneumonia.
09:15I am eating for my grandfather's money.
09:17I am not eating for your father's money.
09:18Don't act smart.
09:19I want to lose weight by eating ice cream.
09:21Hey, Mr. Munali.
09:23Come here.
09:24I want to lose weight.
09:25Switch on the jogging.
09:26Come here quickly.
09:27I want to lose weight.
09:29I have been jogging like a donkey for the past two hours.
09:32I am not in a good condition.
09:33Mr. Munali, I will lose weight only if you jog.
09:36Look, how much I eat.
09:37You will lose weight by jogging?
09:39I have met an amazing person.
09:41I am not an idiot.
09:42I have only one screw.
09:43The rest are tight.
09:45It is better if all his screws fall.
09:47This monkey.
09:48Don't call me monkey.
09:49Otherwise, I will put you in jail.
09:51Count one, two, three.
09:53What?
09:54Count one, two, three.
09:55Again?
09:56One.
09:57I have counted ten.
09:58One.
10:00Wow.
10:01Give me 35 more ice creams.
10:02I will listen to the breakfast.
10:0350 more?
10:04Yes, tell me.
10:05You have already eaten 50, sir.
10:06You don't understand.
10:08I want to break Meena's record.
10:10Sir, who is Meena?
10:11Meena is my girlfriend.
10:13She is going to be my grandma.
10:14We have an affair for many days.
10:16Give it to me.
10:17When I kiss ice cream, I feel like kissing Meena.
10:20Really?
10:21Did you kiss Meena?
10:22It was Meena, right?
10:23Yes.
10:26I love you, Meena.
10:28Mr. Murali.
10:29Mr. Murali, listen to me.
10:31What?
10:32Come here.
10:33I want to ask you a new question.
10:35The question should be asked, not hit.
10:38But I agree.
10:39There was an elephant and an ant.
10:41Both of them were very clever.
10:43And one day, both of them were playing hide and seek.
10:45And the ant went to the temple and hid.
10:47But the elephant didn't know that the ant was in the temple.
10:50Maybe the other elephant told the elephant that the ant was in the temple.
10:53My elephant is very clever.
10:54He doesn't play with the ant.
10:56He plays with me.
10:58I don't know. I lost.
10:59Tell me.
11:00I don't understand.
11:01You lost?
11:02The elephant saw the ant's slippers outside the temple.
11:05He found out that the ant was inside the temple.
11:08Such a small ant?
11:09His slippers?
11:10The elephant saw it?
11:11Yes, he saw it.
11:12I curse myself and play another round.
11:15Okay.
11:16I'll commit suicide.
11:18I told you to give me 50 ice creams.
11:21Why did you give me one?
11:22This is cheating.
11:23Will you eat the rest of the ice cream or pack it?
11:26Listen to me.
11:27Send this entire box of ice cream to my bungalow.
11:29Yes.
11:30And send half of it.
11:31Get him.
11:32What are you doing?
11:33What's going on?
11:34We're kidnapping you.
11:35Kidnapping me?
11:36Okay.
11:37Most welcome.
11:38Take care of him.
11:39He might break.
11:40Sir, my money.
11:41Shut up.
11:42I told you to kidnap me.
11:43I don't have time.
11:44Hey!
11:45You dog!
11:47What's the matter?
11:48The same thing that I was afraid of.
11:50What were you afraid of?
11:51The same thing that you weren't afraid of.
11:52What are you trying to say?
11:53What can I say?
11:54You'll understand when you get the call.
11:59Hello.
12:00Daddu.
12:01These people are useless dogs.
12:03Don't give them money.
12:04I'll fool them.
12:06Don't you dare hit my grandson.
12:08Enough.
12:09Enough.
12:10I understand that you love your grandson a lot.
12:13Now your grandson is a 10 crore cash token for me.
12:18Next time I'll ring the bell.
12:21I'll tell you where to give the money.
12:23Or else I'll break your grandson into pieces.
12:28Break him into pieces?
12:29Is he your father's son?
12:32Why are you moving?
12:33Did you sell grains in the local train?
12:35Grains.
12:36Dad, I agree that it's important to save Raj.
12:40But is it sensible to spend such a big amount like this?
12:46Son, what's the use of that money?
12:48It can't even save a life.
12:50There was an elephant and an ant.
12:52They were riding on a scooter.
12:54A truck hit them.
12:56The elephant died and the ant survived.
12:58Tell me.
13:00Very simple.
13:01Very simple.
13:02The ant must have got off the scooter.
13:05Was there a swimming pool?
13:06Was there a swimming pool?
13:07No.
13:08It must have hidden behind the elephant.
13:10They were playing hide and seek.
13:11Don't talk nonsense.
13:12Okay.
13:13Okay.
13:15Siti was wearing a helmet.
13:17Safety first.
13:20I'll run away.
13:21No.
13:22No.
13:23My 10 crore cash token.
13:26It's not easy to get out of my clutches.
13:29It's okay.
13:30Do one thing.
13:31Hold me tight.
13:32Hold me tight.
13:33Hold me tight.
13:34Hold me tight.
13:35Hold me tight.
13:36Hold me tight.
13:37Hold my tail.
13:39Okay?
13:40Are you ready?
13:411, 2, 3, 4, 5.
13:425, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13:435.
13:46He ran away.
13:47Catch him.
13:50Catch me.
13:51Catch me.
13:52Come.
13:53Come.
13:54One minute.
13:55Time please.
13:56Time please.
13:57Time please.
13:58Time please.
13:59Time please.
14:00I'll come.
14:01I'll come.
14:02Time please.
14:03Time please.
14:04Time please.
14:05Time please.
14:06I'm here.
14:07Raj, you?
14:08Yes.
14:09They kidnapped me.
14:10What?
14:11I was running from there.
14:12I was running from the road.
14:13They chased me.
14:14I was running in the garden.
14:15They chased me.
14:16I was running in the police station.
14:17They chased me again.
14:19What are you saying?
14:20You're talking with your mouth.
14:22But your brain is not hollow.
14:24I'm telling the truth.
14:25I have only one truth.
14:26The rest is up to you.
14:29Shut up.
14:30Don't cry.
14:31I've never seen you cry.
14:32Now, Inspector.
14:33I'll leave.
14:34My grandfather is an old man.
14:35He's in tension.
14:36You stay there.
14:37Okay, son.
14:38Okay.
14:39Hey.
14:42Grandfather.
14:43I'm here.
14:46Raju.
14:47My son.
14:48My son.
14:49Raju.
14:50I'm here.
14:51My son.
14:52They left you.
14:53No, grandfather.
14:54They weren't ready to leave me.
14:55I left them.
14:56Really?
14:57But how did you escape from their clutches?
14:58Running and jogging.
14:59I came running.
15:00And I'm number one in running.
15:01Ask Uncle Murali.
15:02How much he jogs.
15:03Ask him.
15:04Don't remind me.
15:05I'm suffocating thinking about it.
15:06Uncle Murali.
15:07Because of our Raju's jogging..
15:08..we came back home safely.
15:09Now, he jogs from morning to evening.
15:10I accept it.
15:11I don't accept it.
15:12Do you accept the job?
15:13You don't know.
15:14He doesn't jog.
15:15He eats ice cream.
15:16I jog instead of him.
15:17Uncle Murali.
15:18You're talking nonsense.
15:19Good morning, Uncle Murali.
15:20He didn't just run away.
15:21He got those kidnappers locked up in jail.
15:22What?
15:23Yes.
15:24Your grandson is very smart, Uncle Murali.
15:25He's very smart.
15:26I came to congratulate you.
15:27The government has given those kidnappers..
15:28..a very big reward.
15:29What reward?
15:30A big reward.
15:31A big reward.
15:32A big reward.
15:33A big reward.
15:34A big reward.
15:35A big reward.
15:36A big reward.
15:37A big reward.
15:38The government has given Rs. 10 lakhs..
15:39..to those kidnappers.
15:40Oh.
15:41And that Rs. 10 lakhs..
15:42..will be given to your grandson.
15:43Oh.
15:44Here it is.
15:45What happened to him?
15:46If someone talks about more than Rs. 1000..
15:47..he gets scared.
15:48You gave him Rs. 10 lakhs at once.
15:49Take it easy.
15:50Don't rush.
15:51I'll leave now, Brother.
15:52I'll leave now, Brother.
15:54Good luck.
15:56Good luck.
15:57You all love money, don't you?
15:58I'll tell you what.
15:59I'll deposit that Rs. 10 lakhs in your account.
16:00I'll deposit that Rs. 10 lakhs in your account.
16:01No, no.
16:02Why should we give Rs. 10 lakhs to him?
16:03I'll invest Rs. 10 lakhs in myself.
16:04I'll give him a party worth Rs. 5 lakhs..
16:05..and I'll give him an ice-cream worth Rs. 5 lakhs.
16:06Yes.
16:07If you eat an ice-cream worth Rs. 5 lakhs..
16:08..you'll rot and become pneumonia.
16:09I'll become so pneumonia..
16:10..that I can't get pneumonia.
16:11In fact, I'll eat the ice-cream..
16:12..and you'll stand there.
16:13Mr. Mulari.
16:14Grandpa, Mr. Mulari is saying something.
16:15I was in love.
16:16We'll give him a party..
16:17..and he'll celebrate my birthday.
16:18Yes.
16:19Right, Grandpa?
16:20We'll celebrate his birthday..
16:21..and Meena will come.
16:22Meena will bring a present for me.
16:23She'll sing a song for me.
16:24She'll dance for me.
16:25And after that, Meena will kiss me.
16:26Here.
Comments