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00:00 *Musique*
00:12 What's up invaders, Chris here
00:14 So today we're here at Venice Beach
00:16 And we're gonna be kissing girls right in front of their boyfriends
00:19 As always, let's do it
00:21 You know, I saw her and I thought she was absolutely gorgeous
00:26 I want to know, how do you guys know each other, are you guys like friends or...
00:30 Actually my girlfriend
00:32 That's your girlfriend?
00:33 Alright, this is gonna be crazy, you can like say no
00:35 But I was wondering if I could play a really quick game with her for a kiss
00:39 Okay
00:41 Are you okay with that?
00:42 I'm down
00:43 You're down?
00:44 Okay, here come here, let me get your hands
00:46 Okay
00:47 Okay here, rock, paper, scissors, here we go
00:49 Rock, paper, scissors
00:51 Rock, paper, scissors
00:53 You know what, forget the game, I'm interested in it
00:55 *Musique*
01:24 *Kiss*
01:26 *Kiss*
01:28 *Kiss*
01:30 *Kiss*
01:32 *Kiss*
01:34 *Kiss*
01:36 I saw you guys, I thought she was absolutely gorgeous
01:39 And I wanted to know, are you guys like friends
01:41 No, that's my girlfriend
01:43 That's your girlfriend? Alright
01:45 You can totally say no, but I wanted to know if I could play a really quick game with her
01:50 For a kiss
01:52 Are you down with that?
01:54 Are you down with that?
01:56 You're down? Okay cool
01:58 Alright, give me your hands
02:00 We're gonna play rock, paper, scissors, okay?
02:02 If I win I get a kiss
02:04 Rock, paper, scissors
02:06 I win, come here
02:08 *Musique*
02:33 So, I thought you were absolutely gorgeous
02:36 And I just wanted to know how you guys know each other
02:39 She's my girlfriend
02:41 That's your girlfriend?
02:43 Okay, I know this is like really crazy, but I wanted to know
02:45 It's totally cool if you say no, but I wanted to know if
02:47 You wanna play, if you'll play a quick game for a quick kiss
02:51 It's up to her
02:53 Up to her? Okay, are you down?
02:55 Okay, cool, here, spread your hands, we're doing rock, paper, scissors
02:57 If I win, I get a really, really quick kiss, okay?
02:59 Okay
03:01 Rock, paper, scissors
03:03 Rock, paper, scissors
03:05 You know what? Forget the game, forget the game
03:07 *Musique*
03:35 So, I saw you guys walking
03:37 And I thought you guys were absolutely gorgeous
03:39 And I wanted to know, I wanted to know
03:41 How do you guys know each other?
03:43 Are you guys like friends?
03:45 You guys are together?
03:47 I know this is like, might sound really crazy
03:49 But I wanted to know, I think you're gorgeous
03:51 If you'd like to play a quick game for a really quick kiss
03:53 Yeah
03:55 You're down? Okay, alright, cool
03:57 Here, give me your hands, give me your hands
03:59 Alright, we're gonna play rock, paper, scissors for a kiss
04:01 Here we go
04:03 Rock, paper, scissors
04:05 You know what? Forget the game, just come here
04:07 *Musique*
04:35 *Musique*
04:49 Thank you guys so much for watching the video
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05:01 And they repel everything
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05:05 I can dump water
05:07 Any drink right on them
05:09 I'm completely dry
05:11 It repels 100%
05:13 Check them out at the link below
05:15 First link in the description
05:17 Go get these pants guys, they're totally worth it
05:19 *Musique*
05:31 *Musique*
05:47 *Musique*
05:55 Just on the cheek please
05:57 *Musique*
06:13 Yes
06:15 *Musique*
06:27 *Musique*
06:53 *Musique*
07:17 Thank you
07:19 *Musique*
07:29 Oh my
07:31 *Musique*
07:33 On the cheek
07:35 No on the lips
07:37 We haven't had one on the lips
07:39 Please just
07:41 *Musique*
07:43 Oh that's so cute
07:45 I'm so embarrassed
07:47 *Musique*
07:57 Look at that little face
07:59 Ok on your cheek
08:01 No on the mouth
08:03 Oh come on guys are you joking
08:05 Yeah
08:07 Once again
08:09 No no no
08:11 I'm pretty sure that's a game
08:13 Oh I didn't get that
08:15 Oh my goodness
08:17 You guys are so bad
08:19 There we go
08:21 Bye
08:23 Thank you
08:25 Oh my god you're so sexy
08:27 You're like the most beautiful
08:29 Girl I met in the world
08:31 Oh really
08:33 How many girls have you used that with?
08:35 You're actually the first
08:37 I'm way too shy to do it on other girls
08:39 Can I get your number?
08:41 Of course you can
08:43 What is it?
08:45 Don't give me a phone call please
08:47 No I won't
08:49 *Musique*
08:53 Ok what is it?
08:55 First 17
08:57 What's your name?
08:59 Cindy
09:01 Yeah me too
09:03 Next
09:05 White
09:07 Can we do it again please?
09:09 *Rires*
09:11 And action
09:13 Oh thank you
09:15 You're so awesome
09:17 *Musique*
09:27 What up invaders
09:29 Chris here, today I'm dressed as a homeless person
09:31 You guys have seen me dress normally
09:33 Pick up and kiss girls but I thought
09:35 Why don't we dress up as someone homeless
09:37 And try to get kisses, let's see what happens
09:39 So I know that's really crazy
09:41 But I know I'm homeless but I thought you were beautiful
09:43 And I wanted to know if you'll play
09:45 A really quick game
09:47 For a kiss, just a quick kiss
09:49 Ok
09:51 We'll play rock paper scissors if I win I get the kiss
09:53 Here we go
09:55 Rock paper scissors
09:57 I win
09:59 *Kisses*
10:27 *Kisses*
10:37 *Rires*
10:39 You look like
10:41 You look like you wanna play a game for a kiss
10:43 Are you down just a real quick game for a kiss
10:45 Um
10:47 Ok sure
10:49 We're gonna play rock paper scissors
10:51 If I win I get a really quick kiss ok
10:53 Ok
10:55 Rock paper scissors shoot
10:57 Rock paper scissors shoot
10:59 I beat you come here
11:01 *Kisses*
11:17 *Rires*
11:19 *Kisses*
11:37 You know what we have to go on a date sometime
11:39 Yeah
11:41 I know this is really crazy but I think you're really cute
11:43 And I haven't kissed a girl in like months
11:45 So I thought we could play a really quick game for a kiss
11:47 Are you down? Sure
11:49 Alright here we go
11:51 Rock paper scissors shoot
11:53 We tied
11:55 Rock paper scissors shoot
11:57 I win come here
11:59 *Kisses*
12:21 You know what here give me my umbrella I wanna hang out with you
12:23 Ok
12:25 Here put it on
12:27 I know this is really crazy
12:29 I know I'm homeless but I thought you were really cute
12:31 And I wanted to know if you would play a really quick game for a quick kiss with me
12:35 Uh sure
12:37 Alright cool
12:39 Rock paper scissors shoot
12:41 I win
12:43 *Kisses*
13:07 Thank you guys so much for watching the video
13:09 Please leave a like comment you know I love talking to you guys in the comments
13:11 And do not forget to subscribe
13:13 Also check out my vlog channel
13:15 I do daily vlogs
13:17 You can click on my body or the first link in the description to go watch that
13:19 I love you guys so much and I'll catch you in the next video
13:21 I'm Vader's Chris here
13:23 Alright so I had my gay friends help me pick out an outfit that fits the gay stereotype
13:25 This is what we've come up with
13:27 I'm gonna go out on Venice beach and try to kiss girls
13:29 Looking like this
13:31 I have no idea if it's gonna work
13:33 But let's find out
13:35 Let's do it
13:37 Let me tell you something
13:39 You are so freaking adorable
13:41 And I think we should play a really quick game for a kiss
13:43 Are you down?
13:45 Yeah
13:47 Ok
13:49 This is a slap game
13:51 Give me your hands
13:53 Here we go
13:55 I won
13:57 Come here
13:59 *Kisses*
14:01 *Kisses*
14:03 *Kisses*
14:05 *Kisses*
14:07 *Kisses*
14:09 *Kisses*
14:11 *Kisses*
14:13 *Kisses*
14:15 *Kisses*
14:17 *Kisses*
14:19 *Kisses*
14:21 *Kisses*
14:23 *Kisses*
14:25 *Kisses*
14:27 *Kisses*
14:29 You know what? I'm not really gay
14:31 But we should hang out
14:33 Come here give me your number
14:35 Hey you are absolutely gorgeous
14:37 I know you're here with your son
14:39 But I wanted to know
14:41 If you wanted to play a quick game for a quick kiss
14:43 Are you down?
14:45 I think you're down
14:47 Yeah ok
14:49 Alright
14:51 You know what?
14:53 Forget the game
14:55 Just come here
14:57 *Kisses*
14:59 *Kisses*
15:01 *Kisses*
15:03 *Kisses*
15:05 *Kisses*
15:07 *Kisses*
15:09 *Kisses*
15:11 *Kisses*
15:13 *Kisses*
15:15 *Kisses*
15:17 *Kisses*
15:19 *Kisses*
15:21 *Kisses*
15:23 *Kisses*
15:25 *Kisses*
15:27 Hey I saw you
15:29 And I thought you were super cute
15:31 And is this your mom?
15:33 Yeah
15:35 I wanted to know if
15:37 I wanted to know if
15:39 I could play a quick game with you
15:41 And if I beat you I get to kiss your daughter really quick
15:43 Ok?
15:45 We'll play a slap game
15:47 Put your hands like this
15:49 If I can slap your hands I get to kiss your daughter
15:51 How many tries do you get?
15:53 I get one try
15:55 I feel sorry for you a little bit
15:57 I've seen a mother fucker hit you one day
15:59 And knock you out cold
16:01 You didn't get up for 8 hours
16:03 It is true
16:05 Over by the bathroom
16:07 You just don't remember
16:09 Who knows
16:11 Nobody cares dude
16:13 Nobody cares man
16:15 You know they don't
16:17 So freaking adorable
16:19 I wanted to know if you wanted to play
16:21 A really really quick game
16:23 For a kiss
16:25 Are you down? Sounds good
16:27 Put your hands like this
16:29 If I can slap your hands
16:31 I get a really quick kiss
16:33 Alright
16:35 I win
16:37 *Music*
16:39 *Music*
16:41 *Music*
16:43 *Music*
16:45 *Music*
16:47 *Music*
16:49 *Music*
16:51 *Music*
16:53 *Music*
16:55 *Music*
16:57 *Music*
16:59 *Music*
17:01 *Music*
17:03 *Music*
17:05 *Music*
17:07 You know what?
17:09 We gotta hang out sometime
17:11 I'm not really gay by the way
17:13 Give me your number
17:15 Thank you guys so much for watching the video
17:17 If you wanna know why I'm dressed as a nerd in my outro
17:19 Well on my second channel
17:21 My Chris Monroe kissing channel
17:23 I dressed up just like this
17:25 Went out to Venice Beach and tried to kiss girls
17:27 It was totally epic, you're not gonna miss it
17:29 Click on my body anywhere over here to check it out
17:31 Or first link in the description
17:33 I'll see you guys there
17:35 What up invaders? Chris here
17:37 I'm a total nerd
17:39 I'm gonna try to go out to Venice Beach
17:41 And try to get kisses and have fun with some girls
17:43 As always, let's do it
17:45 I think you're absolutely gorgeous
17:47 And I wanted to know
17:49 You're welcome
17:51 I know it sounds crazy, we're at the beach though
17:53 But I wanted to know if you'll play a really quick game
17:55 For a really quick kiss
17:57 Oh, what about like a sexy dance?
17:59 We can do that
18:01 How should we do that?
18:03 So sit down
18:05 Oh
18:07 I like that
18:15 *Kiss*
18:41 I thought you were absolutely gorgeous
18:43 And I wanted to know
18:45 I know this is crazy but I wanted to know if you wanted to play a quick game
18:47 For a quick strip
18:49 And kiss
18:51 We're here at Venice Beach, it's a beautiful day
18:53 What do you say?
18:55 I'm in
18:57 So guess what I had for dinner
18:59 If you guess what I had for dinner
19:01 You gotta strip and give me a kiss
19:03 So what do you think I had for dinner?
19:05 I think spaghetti
19:07 Oh my god, that was it
19:09 Alright, you gotta take that off
19:11 *Kiss*
19:13 *Kiss*
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19:44 Tu es absolument magnifique
19:46 et je veux... tu es bienvenue !
19:47 et je voulais savoir si tu voulais jouer à un jeu rapide
19:49 pour un petit bisou ?
19:51 ok !
19:53 ok, ici le jeu
19:55 décide ce que j'ai mangé pour le dîner
19:57 la nuit dernière, si tu le sais bien
19:59 je te donne un bisou, si tu ne le sais pas, je ne te donne pas un bisou
20:01 ok, bon
20:03 une pizza pepperoni
20:05 oh mon dieu, j'ai mangé une pizza pepperoni, viens ici
20:07 vraiment ?
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20:15 tu sais quoi, prends ça
20:17 tu es magnifique
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20:21 tu es plus vieille par contre
20:23 assez vieille
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