00:00 It's game night! Come on, Papa needs a new pair of shoes!
00:06 Curse you, Monopoly!
00:07 Wanted! Dead or alive!
00:10 Mr. Pennywise, you can never tell, bitch!
00:12 These guys tell me they're going looking for his house.
00:14 No, wait! They're just building him a new one.
00:18 Wow! A paper boat!
00:20 Just don't chase us for it!
00:23 It kinda makes sense, someone making houses for monster clowns has powers herself.
00:28 On a related note, make sure the clowns don't have access to sharp tools or any tools.
00:37 Thinking about it, don't even let him near the whiteboards.
00:41 They make balloons scary.
00:44 A tip for this part is to think of a happy clown face.
00:48 As contradictory as it seems.
00:53 Great! Now the tools are haunted.
00:57 If that red balloon floats down in an eerie manner next, just run.
01:05 For some reason, it makes sense for the house to have a lot of eyes.
01:09 I mean, windows.
01:13 Now Pennywise needs a nice roomy attic to hide his... stuff.
01:28 A nice high turret will also help him keep an eye on those kids.
01:36 Great! A fly! Stash him in the kitchen! Unless Pennywise prefers his lunch in the fall.
01:46 Don't go through too much trouble. Spiders like to prey nice and slow.
01:57 When a fly causes this much damage, it's time to use some amethybot weapons.
02:06 Such a waste of a perfect person, you know.
02:12 When making the basement, make sure to add a window to look up from.
02:17 And maybe some iron bars.
02:20 By the looks of it, the slime could be made of recycled clown costumes. Perfect for this house.
02:35 Excuse me, sir. Er, miss?
02:39 But shouldn't you measure that first?
02:42 By the looks of it so far, this dream house is a nightmare come true.
02:55 Great! Now the paintbrush is possessed. On second thought, the house could use a fresh coat of spooky.
03:00 If you're wondering why she didn't just use brown clay, clowns like the extra special touch of painting over something bright and colorful.
03:11 Its personal sponge manages to make things look dirtier than before.
03:21 This is every Popsicle stick's worst nightmare come true. But it does make the house look nice.
03:28 If you're going to use Popsicle sticks, you should use the ones with jokes on it.
03:33 Where do you think clowns got their materials from?
03:43 When making tugs, keep them nice and black like Granny Wez's smile.
03:52 Even the eater of worlds wants their house to have a nice paint job.
03:57 Or back to the sewer we go.
04:02 You'd be surprised what a touch of decay and gloom can do for your exterior.
04:06 Works for complexions too.
04:14 Make sure the house is nice and roomy. We'll need space for the writhed and cotton candy.
04:20 Make sure to add 29-e bolt straights for every step it was.
04:26 Boarded up windows are perfect for keeping everything out and keeping it in.
04:32 Between bright lights and dim lights, a little newspaper keeps the dark in.
04:37 I hope someone remembered to bring something more useful, like tubes.
04:42 Perfect!
04:49 Eventually the whole thing should be painted red. It's hard enough getting bloodstains out of your clown suit, let alone walls.
05:05 Wasn't there supposed to be an old well somewhere under the floorboard?
05:18 An old-aged feel will make it easier for things to rise up from the ground.
05:30 Hiya Georgie! Long time no see!
05:38 I'm guessing that this door is going to have "scary" written on it in some fashion.
05:52 It's nice to have a warning, but you really shouldn't trust doors.
06:05 If that stovetop starts running, well, you better get ready to catch it!
06:13 So that's where it's been keeping Prince Albert all this time.
06:20 Now it's time for the man of the hour, or whatever it is, to make an appearance. Get ready, people!
06:29 Come on, his nose is a little bigger than that. He's a clown!
06:36 And don't forget a big smile that makes the girls say, "Kiss me, clown boy!"
06:43 In addition to the makeup, staying in sewers also really helps him work on his tail.
06:50 You don't want to know what the red stuff is, though.
06:56 Remember, the fun of makeup is making your own style.
07:00 And scaring small children.
07:12 Buy the clowns, buy the clowns, buy the clowns, whatever a clown does.
07:16 Buy eggs! The only thing scarier than a clown? More clowns.
07:20 Now that the gang's all here, let's sing "Kumbaya!"
07:25 Just make sure to keep that coffin lid open. Things get weird when it closes.
07:35 Time for another guest to arrive at the well's house. That's a weird-looking hot tub.
07:45 Hiya, Georgie! Two times in one day, that's a record. You just know he fished that balloon out of the sewer.
07:56 What a nice garden. It would be the perfect place to dig some new graves.
08:02 Georgia, I swear, if you say, "You float too," one more time, I'm leaving.
08:12 Looks like the clown room's good and ready.
08:19 If you have to choose, go with the last one. Clowns are known for their lies.
08:30 When it comes to shapeshifting abominations, or just clowns, you don't even need a ball machine.
08:39 Let's hope nobody's home.
08:43 The Losers' Club is on the case.
08:53 The scary thing is that you know he's gonna let go of that balloon in, like, five minutes.
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