00:00 It is time to take the next step on your journey. I'm not going to be the dragon warrior anymore. You will advance to spiritual leader of the valley of peace. Inner peace. Inner peace. Get yourself off my turf. Dinner please. Dinner with peas in a sesame soy glaze. This is the end of the story. We will meet again.
00:07 It is time to take the next step on your journey. I'm not going to be the dragon warrior anymore. You will advance to spiritual leader of the valley of peace. Inner peace. Inner peace. Get yourself off my turf. Dinner please. Dinner with peas in a sesame soy glaze. This is not working at all.
00:35 I love big fan.
00:37 Once I possess the kung fu of every master villain, no one will dare question my power. Not even the great dragon warrior. Who's that? The most powerful shape shifting sorceress, the chameleon. How do I find this the chameleon? I'm going to lead you right to her front door.
01:04 It was against an army.
01:06 Then we'll just have to get an army of our own.
01:11 What is this place? The best crooks and criminals live here. You're a wanted criminal? You sound surprised. Is it surprising?
01:18 Now you kids be careful of those fireworks.
01:21 Violence makes our tummies tingle.
01:26 Why should we help you? We can take down the chameleon together.
01:31 Being the dragon warrior, it's who I am. Skadoosh.
01:34 What do I know about being a spiritual leader?
01:36 What is it you're holding? A cookie? You were chosen to become something more than you already are.
01:42 How should we do this? Quick and painless? Or slow and painful? Slow and painful.
01:57 You finally met your match, chameleon.
02:00 We're not so different, you and I.
02:03 Skadoosh.
02:06 Stand back. I'm going to kick my butt.
02:09 Hey, what are you doing?
02:19 I'm going to kick your ass.
02:22 Seven Nation Army couldn't hold me back.
02:27 Skadoosh.
02:28 (screaming)
02:30 you
