TouchBase VC trading cards were born. Baskin tells us that the first packs will be shipped in the coming weeks. Each pack contains five cards and retails for $59.99.

The novelty cards aren't cheap, though, as they'll be sold in a limited run, much like art prints. Each pack, which includes five cards in total, costs $60 (£46, AU$83).

Just kidding. Please don’t buy me these collectible trading cards featuring Silicon Valley venture capitalists for Christmas. But if you are in the market for a gift for a VC — or aspiring VC ...